Levine was irritated. Why did deli guys invariably screw up and give you regular instead of black when it would be a lot better if they screwed up and gave you black instead of regular? You could always put the cream and sugar in, but you couldn’t take it out. It didn’t make sense.
“I have to get a coffeemaker,” Ed said. He started to drink the coffee and the relieved accountant sat down. “This better be an onion bagel, though.”
“It is. I watched him put it in the bag.”
“What’d you get?”
“Plain, toasted, with butter.”
Ed unwrapped his bagel and wondered why Spitz and Simon had sent him the only goy accountant in midtown. Maybe because they knew it was going to be an all-nighter. They’d better be giving me a discount on the hourly, Ed thought.
“So, what’d you bring?” Ed asked.
The accountant looked worried.
“You said a bagel and coffee,” he said.
“Your research,” Ed said. “What did you think, I brought you over here to eat? What do you have?”
The accountant wiped his fingers off on a napkin and reached into his briefcase.
“Mr. Spitz worked these up for you,” he said.
There goes the discount, Ed thought.
“What you’ll see there,” the accountant said, laying a stack of papers on the desk, “is that there are about twenty companies delivering various goods and services to the Candyland construction site. We managed to track eight of them back to the source and we should have the rest in a couple of days.”
Ed made himself swallow some coffee on the theory that there was still caffeine in there with the milk and sugar.
“And?” he asked, because the accountant was just sitting there looking proud of himself.
“The eight we traced go back to something called Crescent City Management in New Orleans.”
Ed felt his stomach turn sour, and it wasn’t the coffee. It was the knowledge that organized crime in Texas was a colony of Carmine Bascaglia’s empire in New Orleans.
“Who’s behind Crescent City?” Ed asked.
“A group of lawyers,” the accountant answered. “It’s all there in the report.”
“Eat your bagel,” Ed said. He started to worry. Was it possible that the mob had the arm on Landis? Had they just muscled their way in to get the job, or were they sucking the blood out of him, as well? There’d be so many ways to do it—eight guys on a job that needed five … four supervisors on every electrical outlet … overcharges on materials … bill for top quality and deliver the cheap shit instead.…
But what was in it for Jack Landis? It didn’t make sense for him to rob himself. Unless …
Oh shit. It was so wonderfully evil that Levine had to smile. No, it couldn’t be, could it? All that money pouring through the telephone lines—just dial 1-800-CAN-DICE and make your contribution to organized crime? Get yourself a time-share in a condo that is never going to be built? Or if it is, is going to fall down on you the first time you sneeze?
Nah.
But Graham sees a lot of trucks coming and going with no time to unload, then he thinks he sees Joey Foglio get out of a limo on the site, and … what?
What could Joey Beans have on Jack Landis?
Oh shit.
Ed set down his coffee and reached for the phone.
There was always a lot of controversy about what to do with the San Antonio River where it made the big bend downtown. The city’s important wives, who were sensitive about living in a backwater, wanted to turn it into the Venice of the West. Their businessman husbands, who were tired of pumping the water out of their store basements, wanted to pave the damn thing over and use it as a sewer.
The wives won.
The local story has it that those civic-minded ladies put on a puppet show for the city council, but a lot of cynics would tell that it was some heavy-duty string pulling at home that turned the tide, so to speak. Anyway, the city of San Antonio hired a designer named Hugman to turn their fair burg into the Venice of the West, and damned if he didn’t do it.
The River Walk runs for a dozen or so blocks through the center of San Antonio like a substratum of the city. Numerous staircases take you down from the street level and twenty or so bridges can take you from one side to the other.
Down on the river itself, you can stroll either bank and wander among sidewalk cafes, restaurants, bars, shops, even bookstores. You can get about any kind of food down on the River Walk, from Tex-Mex to Mex-Mex, from French cuisine to Cajun cooking, from Italian to your old basic burger and chicken-fried steak. You can eat it indoors, outdoors, on a barge cruising the river, or carry it around with you if you want. And they’ve been known to serve a drink or two on the River Walk.
It isn’t exactly Venice and it isn’t exactly Texas, either. The River Walk is a hybrid of Spanish, Texan, French, Italian, New Orleans. You can do a lot of traveling in a short distance on the River Walk, but Jack Landis wasn’t paying attention to any of it.
Jack was in a sweat.
Joey Beans was just digging into a blackened filet mignon when Jack came huffing to the table.
“Siddown before you have a heart attack,” Joey said. “Relax.”
That’s the trouble with these Anglo types, Joey thought. They just can’t relax and enjoy what life has to give to you. Here it is, a beautiful evening on the River Walk—the trees sparkling with lights, the lights reflecting off the river, a table with a view of the river and half the young pussy in San Antonio—and this crooked little businessman can’t drink it in.
“A glass of red for Mr. Landis,” he told Harold. The muscle-bound hunk went into the restaurant to fetch the waitress.
“Make that hemlock,” Jack said as he sat down. “Guess what?”
“You went to take a whiz and your dick fell off?”
Joey Beans was in a humorous mood.
“Worse,” Jack said. “We found Polly. Whiting just called. I’ve been looking all over for you.”
Joey Beans tasted a bite of his steak. It was superb.
“My beeper went off,” he said as he chewed. “I had Harold call you, but you must have left.”
Joey paused to scope out a leggy young blonde crossing the footbridge over the river. Joey figured she was probably headed for a night of beer drinking at the Lone Star Cafe on the other side of the river.
He jutted his chin at the woman crossing the bridge.
“Why does she want to drink beer with a cowboy when she could have champagne with Joey Foglio?” he asked. “Hey, Jack, other than the fact that your retired fed bastard didn’t die in a plane crash, that’s good news you found Polly, isn’t it? You want a steak? I’ll tell Harold to order you a steak. How do you take it?”
“I don’t want any damn steak,” Jack answered as soon as the blonde got out of sight. “Guess who’s with Polly right now?”
“We gonna play guessing games all night, Jack?” Joey asked.
“Candice,” Jack said.
Joey noticed that the poor bastard’s hands were shaking.
“So?”
“SO!” Jack hissed. “So what if Polly tells her everything?”
Joey smeared some sour cream on his baked potato.
“Jack,” he said, “what’s she gonna say she ain’t said already? That you pronged her parakeet, too?”
The waitress came with a glass of red. Joey Foglio gave her a ten-dollar bill and a “when do you get off” leer. Joey was in the mood for some strange tonight.
“So what if Candy believes her?” Jack asked.
“Jack, are you saying to me now that you did this girl?”
Jack guzzled his wine.
Joey didn’t believe what he was seeing. Grown man looks like a twelve-year-old caught in the bathroom with a National Geographic. Guy builds an empire, two empires … a frigging fortune … and he’s pissing his pants because his wife might find out he’s getting some outside the house.
“Well?” he asked.
r /> “Maybe,” Jack answered.
“Maybe,” Joey echoed. “So tell Candy to pay her off.”
“It’s not that easy,” Jack said.
Joey cut another bite of steak, chewed it deliberately, then said, “Sure it is. If Canned-Ice believes you, you got no problem. If Canned-Ice believes her, you still got no problem. You just drag her wifely ass into the bedroom and tell her to shut her mouth. What you do outside the house is none of her business. Tell her she’s got a nice deal going—lots of money, good clothes, nice furniture—and if she wants to hold on to it, she’ll stay in line. She gets mouthy with you, take your belt to her. Either way, lay her down on the bed, do the job, be a man, Jack.”
“That’s what you’d do, huh?” Jack asked sarcastically.
Both men stopped to look at a comely brunette stroll by the table.
Joey said, “A man keeps his wife in line. He also keeps his mistress in line. That way, the wife doesn’t suffer disrespect.”
Jack Landis had heard about enough. He wasn’t some poor little diner owner you bully into taking your vending machines. He was Jackson Hood Landis, he owned about half this town, and he could make one call to the Rangers and they’d beat the olive oil out of this cheap gangster. Except it would be inconvenient to explain his relationship to Joey Beans.
“Well, there’s one problem, Joey,” he said. “I’d be happy to take my wife into the bedroom and smack her around, except I don’t know where she is!”
Joey Foglio stared at him.
“You keep losing women, Jack. You should burn a candle to Saint Anthony.”
“My wife isn’t some fat guinea with eight kids, a mustache, and signing privileges at Two Guys from Sicily Pizza Parlor,” Jack said. “She’s a smart businesswoman. If she gets mad and decides to divorce me, she can take about half that business with her, maybe more.”
Wait a second. Now we’re talking about my money, Joey thought.
“I think we need a new plan,” Joey answered.
“Well, make it good this time,” Jack snapped as he stood up to leave.
“Not to worry, Jack. Not to worry,” Joey said. And that remark about my wife is going to cost you, by the way, you cracker bastard.
Landis huffed off.
“Harold, get on the horn and find out what’s happening.”
Joey looked up at the bridge, where another delectable piece of ass strolled in front of a little one-armed guy who was likewise ogling her.
Joey cut another bite of steak and debated whether to pursue the blonde or the brunette.
10
Karen sat down on the edge of the bed next to Neal.
“I’m sorry,” she said. “I did my best.”
“Don’t apologize, you did great,” Neal said. “I’m the one who screwed up. I thought I was taking Walter Withers for a ride, and he was taking me.”
He played me like a piano, Neal thought.
“Anyway,” Neal continued, “it looks like it might work itself out.”
He gestured to the kitchen, where Polly and Candy sat at the table in earnest conversation.
“She’s left her husband, you know,” Karen said. “She had what’s -his -name—”
“Charles?” Neal asked.
He wished Karen hadn’t let Candy send old Charles and his little helper away. He would have liked to have asked Charles some questions—like how they got the mike in Hathaway’s briefcase and what else they had heard in Kitteredge’s office. It would be nice stuff to throw in Ed’s face when he called to let him know the job was all but over.
“—Charles, call and tell him they’d found Polly, but not to say where.”
“What’s she going to do now?”
“She doesn’t know,” Karen answered. “I invited her to stay here.”
That’s nice. What?
“Here?”
“Until she figures things out,” Karen said. “I mean, there’s no point in running away now, is there? Candy doesn’t want people to know where Polly is any more than we do. Besides, they have things to work out.”
“So you’re going to have a slumber party?” Neal asked. “Would you like me to go back out and get some popcorn, some stuff for hot-fudge sundaes, maybe an all-night supply of nail polish? I have to tell you, Karen, I thought they pretty much worked things out when Mrs. Landis called Polly a whore and Polly expressed the opinion that Candy was a, quote, ‘frigid, ball-busting bitch.”
“That was the female equivalent of a fistfight,” Karen explained. “They’re talking now.”
“What’s there to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know, Neal,” said Karen. “For starters, if it were me, I think I’d like to know if my husband of twenty-odd years was a rapist.”
“Or a father,” Neal said.
“Shit, I forgot.”
“You forgot?” Neal asked. “How you could forget something like that!”
“Well, there was a little excitement around here, you know.”
Candy Landis came to the doorway. She looked tired and somewhat chastened, not at all the superwife she was on television.
“If that invitation is still open, I’d like to take you up on it,” she said shyly.
“If you can handle a foldout sofa,” Karen answered.
Candy nodded and stood perfectly still in the doorway.
After a few moments, she said, “I think this has been the worst day of my life.”
Karen held out her arms and Candy slid into them. Karen cuddled the sobbing Candy while Neal sat there paralyzed by this female display of emotion and feeling about as comfortable as a pork chop at a bar mitzvah.
The crying had settled into sniffles by the time Polly came in.
“Guess what, everybody?” she screeched. “I’m going to have a baby!”
Candy broke into sobs again.
“A baby!” Karen said, then she started to cry.
Neal left the three hugging, weeping women, went into the bathroom, and threw up. None of them even noticed when he slipped out to Brogan’s.
Graham leaned his back against the painted brick wall and talked into the phone.
“I’m telling you, I’m staring at his ugly face right now,” he said. He looked across the crowded floor of the Lone Star Cafe, where Joey Beans and his muscle sat at a table trying to chat up a leggy blond urban cowgirl and her redheaded friend.
“And you’re sure it’s him,” Ed said.
“It’s the same guy I saw get out of the limo,” Graham said. “It sure as hell looks like Joey Beans.”
“And you saw him talking with Jack Landis,” Ed prompted.
“Are you going to repeat everything I tell you?” Graham asked. “Because this conversation is going to take a long time if we have to do it twice.”
Maybe, Ed thought. He’d spent the whole damn night poring over the accountant’s report, and it didn’t look good.
“If I have to kick this up a level, I need to be sure,” Ed answered.
“You want a positive ID?” Graham asked. He was getting irritated.
“I want a positive ID.”
“I’ll get you one,” Graham said, and hung up the phone. He worked his way across the room, sidling past cowboy boots and under cowboy hats, until he was at the bar. He ordered and got a glass of beer and leaned back to check out the scene.
This was no mob hangout. The crowd was young and affluent. The denim clothes were new and hadn’t been faded by days of work in the sun. These were honky-tonking duds, from the matte finish of the well-blocked Stetsons to the shine of the boots.
The jukebox was hammering out a Texas two-step, so Graham had a hard time hearing anything, but it looked like Joey was making some progress with the young lady. At least she found him amusing—she was leaning forward listening to him and laughing, and Joey had a smug man-of-the-world look on his face as he made big gestures with his left hand and laid his right hand on her arm.
Graham found an empty chair and dragged it over to Foglio??
?s table.
“You mind if I join you?”
The four of them looked a little surprised, but they were just drunk enough to give it a whirl.
Joey checked to make sure that the blonde was listening, then said, “I knew there was Sleepy, and Dopey, and Sneezy, but I didn’t know there was a dwarf named Stumpy. Hey, I got friends in Vegas; maybe I can get you a job as a slot machine.”
Harold and the blonde laughed. The redhead looked a little embarrassed. Foglio looked very pleased with himself.
“I want to tell you all a story,” Graham said.
“Hey, we got our own court jester!” Foglio bellowed. “Stumpy the Clown! You ladies want to hear a story from Stumpy the Clown?”
Graham smiled at the young women and sat down. He leaned over the table and waited for quiet. The four partyers looked at each other, smiling and laughing, and then Foglio made a go-ahead gesture with his big hands.
“Once upon a time,” Graham started as the women chuckled, “in a city far away, there was a young man named …” Graham looked up at Foglio. “Joey,” he continued.
The party laughed again.
“How’d you know?” Foglio asked, looking enormously pleased.
Graham shook his head to dismiss the question, then went on. “Now Joey was a poor young man. He lived in a small apartment with his old mother and old father and life was very hard. But Joey was a determined young man with broad shoulders, a strong back, and big muscles, and he was resolved to make a better life.”
Graham paused to take a sip of beer. He noticed that people at the next table had stopped their conversation and were listening in.
“So Joey went to see the king,” Graham said.
“The city had a king?” the blonde asked.
“Every city has a king, darling,” Graham continued, “and the name of this king was … King Alberto.”
Graham noticed that Joey was smiling, but an edgy look had come into his eyes.
Graham raised his voice to include the people at the next tables and continued: “And Joey said to King Alberto, ‘Your Majesty, I am a poor young man with a poor old mother and a poor old father, but I have broad shoulders, a strong back, and big muscles and am willing to work very hard for a better life. May I come and serve you?’