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  “Do you think Sir Benedict thinks about songs and poetry the way you do?”

  “Sir Benedict dearly loves to play the role of the exquisitely dressed, debonair, frivolous man of the world. But he’s no fool. And he thinks you are no fool, too. He told me so. Here’s your cup of tea that I promised you.”

  It was very nasty tea. Monica drank it reflectively. After a time, during which Revelstoke had stared intently at her, he said—

  “What are you thinking about?”

  “I was thinking that you’re not really simpatico.”

  “I’ve no time for charm. Many people think me extremely unpleasant, and I cultivate that, because it keeps fools at a distance.”

  “Mr. Molloy says you’re quite the genius.”

  “Mr. Molloy, in his limited way, is quite right.—Well, are you coming to me for lessons?”

  “Yes.”

  “All right. Give me thirty shillings now, for your subscription to Lantern. Here’s a copy of the latest number. And next time you come here, have the politeness to ring the bell. It’ll spare your blushes.”

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  If Monica had been in danger from loneliness and boredom before, she would now have found herself in danger of being exhausted, had it not been that, as Sir Benedict had said, she was as strong as a horse. She thoroughly enjoyed the excitement. Molloy continued to take her association with Revelstoke as an intentional affront offered to his own powers as a teacher by Domdaniel, and he worked her very hard on exercises designed to develop those two characteristics of the voice which he called, in his old-fashioned nomenclature, “the florid and the pathetic,” and which Sir Benedict preferred to call “agility and legato.” He imparted his infallible method to her in a sort of pedagogic fury, nagged ceaselessly about the importance of breath and posture in the control of nervousness, and enquired searchingly about what she ate, and how much. In a veiled manner, he enquired about the regularity of her bowels. The poise of her head and the relaxation of her jaw become obsessions with him, and sometimes she woke in the night, startled to hear his voice shouting “Head forward and up—not backward and down—lead with your head!”

  Revelstoke said very little to her about the production of her voice, and it did not take her long to discover that he knew little about it. “Let the ineffable Murtagh teach you the mechanics,” said he, “and I’ll take care of your style.” But he led her on to tell him what Molloy did and said at lessons, and she, finding that imitations of the Irishman amused him, could not resist the temptation to oblige, now and then, though she felt rather cheap afterward. Molloy was so truly kind, so unstinting in his efforts on her behalf, and yet—it was not easy to resist a young and clever man who wanted her to make sport of the older, exuberant one. She salved her conscience by telling it that she meant no real unkindness, and that everybody, including Sir Benedict, laughed at him.

  With Revelstoke she toiled through a great amount of the literature of song, not studying it for the purpose of singing but, in his phrase, “getting the hang of it.” Nevertheless, this process was hard work, and involved excursions into poetry in English, German and French which taxed and expanded her knowledge of those languages.

  She knew no Italian, and Revelstoke urged Sir Benedict to find a teacher for her. This added to her day’s work considerably, for Signor Sacchi was a zealot, yearning to get her into Dante at the first possible moment.

  It was with English, however, that she had most trouble. Molloy, as good as his word, had moderated her Ontario accent to a point where she had occasional misgivings that her mother would consider her present speech “a lotta snottery.” But it would not do for Revelstoke. He condemned much in her new manner of speech as “suburban,” and insisted on a standard of purity of his own. Her former models, the actors at the Old Vic, he dismissed out of hand; their speech reeked, he said, of South London tennis clubs.

  “English is not a language of quantities, like Latin,” he said, over and over again, “but a language of strong and weak stresses. A faulty stress destroys the meaning and flavour of a word, and distorts the quality of a line of verse. Without a just appreciation of the stresses in a line of verse, you cannot sing it—for singing is first, last and all the time a form of human eloquence, speech raised to the highest degree.”

  His manner of teaching was confusing to Monica’s straightforward intelligence, for she never knew when he was joking. She had been accustomed in her schooldays to teachers whose jokes were infrequent, and clearly labelled. But after a few weeks she learned to identify certain tones of voice which signified irony, and even to enjoy it, though hers was by no means an ironical cast of mind. It was the variety and apparent depth of his knowledge which principally amazed her, and she never became accustomed to his ability to quote from the Bible, though it was obvious that one who lived so evil a life (Miss Kinwellmarshe’s garments were forever turning up in unforeseen places) must be an unbeliever.

  One day, after he had talked to her for half an hour about Schubert’s settings of poems by Müller, and of the ability of a poet of very modest achievement to inspire a musical genius of the first order, she ventured to thank him, and to say that it was wonderfully educational. He understood that the clumsiness and seeming patronage of the phrase concealed a genuine humility of feeling, but he uttered a warning which lodged itself in her mind.

  “I know what you mean,” said he, “but I wish you wouldn’t use words like ‘educational,’ which have grown sour from being so much in the wrong people’s mouths. What we are doing isn’t really educational. It’s enlightening, I suppose, and its purpose is to nurture the spirit. If formal education has any bearing on the arts at all, its purpose is to make critics, not artists. Its usual effect is to cage the spirit in other people’s ideas—the ideas of poets and philosophers, which were once splendid insights into the nature of life, but which people who have no insights of their own have hardened into dogmas. It is the spirit we must work with, and not the mind as such. For ‘the spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.’ ”

  Thus, rather quickly, all things considered, Revelstoke persuaded Monica to give up her determination to learn like a parrot, and to imitate her masters without really understanding what they did, and brought her to a point where she could feel a little, and understand, respect and cherish her own feeling.

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  “Old Giles is one of the best; it’s a treat to know him—but it’s his bloody menagerie that kills.” Thus spoke Bun Eccles to Monica a few weeks after her lessons with Revelstoke began, as they were having a drink in the saloon bar of The Willing Horse. Monica agreed heartily.

  In fairness she had to admit in her own mind that Eccles himself was a prominent and disturbing element in Revelstoke’s menagerie. John Macarthur Eccles was the young man whom she had met coming down Revelstoke’s stairs the first day she visited him; he was an Australian painter, always called Bun, which was an abbreviation of Bunyip. Very early in their acquaintance Monica asked him indignantly why he had urged her to go up without warning, knowing what he knew. His answer was characteristic: “Well, kid, I’d just dropped in on ’em and they were as mad as snakes, and I wanted to find out what you’d all do.”

  Bun was grandiloquently called the Art Editor of Lantern. He did woodcuts and ornamental spots for the magazine, and was supposed to take care of its typography, but as he understood little of this craft, and rarely knew what day of the week it was, the work was usually done by the printer. Lantern was printed by a very good firm, Raikes Brothers, because a nephew of the senior Mr. Raikes was interested in it, and sometimes had his satirical verses printed in it. Raikes Brothers also looked after the mailing of copies to subscribers, because nobody else connected with the magazine had a complete list of those fortunate creatures, though there was a shoe box somewhere with index cards in it, upon which Miss Kinwellmarshe had written the names and addresses of some of them. Lantern was without a business manager, although it had an impressive list of e
ditors and contributors. It also lacked any facilities for dealing with possible advertisers, though two or three extremely persistent publishers and musical firms had sought out some responsible person at Raikes Brothers, and positively insisted on buying advertising space.

  It was Lantern which accounted for Revelstoke’s menagerie. The copy which he gave to Monica on her first visit mystified her completely; it resisted her most earnest attempts to find out what it was all about. It was handsomely printed, and contained several articles which were manifestly very angry and scornful on a high level, and some photographs and caricatures. But everything in it seemed to presuppose a special body of knowledge in the reader, and to allude to this private preserve of indignation and disgust in a way which shut out the uninitiated. It was not for some time that she learned that Lantern really was a very special publication. It was devoted in a large part to criticism of critics—of literary critics, theatre critics, critics of painting, and music critics. These critics were, it appeared, without exception men of mean capacities and superficial knowledge; it was the task of Lantern to show them up. Of course, if you did not read the popular critics in the first place, Lantern meant nothing to you.

  Revelstoke wrote about music himself, and was one-half of the editor-in-chief; the other half was a frail, gentle creature called Phanuel Tuke, who looked after the literary side. Tuke was not particularly indignant; his long suit was critical sensibility, and he was always discovering masterpieces which coarser critics had overlooked, or finding beauties in books which the rough fellows in the Sunday papers and middlebrow weeklies had condemned as tripe. It was widely believed in his circle that stupendous integrity was lodged in Tuke’s meagre frame, and that he was unquestionably the foremost wit of his day in London. His wit was of the sort which is called dry; indeed, it was so very dry that Monica could not detect any flavour in it at all, smack her lips as she might over some of his most valued remarks and apt rejoinders. But she was sure the fault was hers. Apart from the elusive quality of his wit, she liked Tuke, who was a decent little man and needed mothering, even by young virgins.

  Tuke’s constant companion and defender was a plain, square Irish girl in her early thirties, called Bridget Tooley; she was always on the lookout for a chance to fight somebody for Tuke. She wrote, in some sense that was never clearly defined, and apparently her stuff was too good to be published very often. When Tuke was late with his material for Lantern it was always Miss Tooley who stumped up the stairs and broke the news. For no very good reason Revelstoke’s flat was the headquarters of the publication, to the great alarm of his landlady, Mrs. Klein. She had come to England as a refugee, and had never accustomed herself to English law as it relates to lodgings and apartments; in consequence she was perpetually in dread that the police might descend upon her and charge her with permitting a business to be conducted on her premises, without having an appropriate licence. Poor soul, she could not comprehend how little like a business Lantern was, and so she appeared from time to time, like the wicked fairy in a ballet, and made pitiful scenes.

  Nobody was particularly rude to Mrs. Klein except Odo Odingsels, the photographer. He was a very tall, loose-jointed man of some northern European stock which was never identified; he had beautiful, liquid brown eyes, but his appearance was spoiled by his unusual dirtiness, and by a form of spotty baldness from which he suffered, and which made his head look as though it had been nibbled by rats. It was his unpleasant way to shout loudly at Mrs. Klein in German, which made her cry. This was embarrassing, but it was widely admitted that Odingsels was a genius with a camera, and must be allowed his little ways.

  These were the principal visitors to the flat in Tite Street—if the term visitor may be applied to someone who may come at any hour of day or night, and stay for anything up to ten hours at a stretch. It was not uncommon for Monica to have a lesson with Revelstoke while Tuke and Tooley whispered over a manuscript in a corner, and Odingsels ate fish out of the tin almost under her elbow. Pyewacket contended with her at every lesson for the master’s attention. But Revelstoke’s concentration was complete, and she learned to disregard external distractions while they were working. All external distractions, that is to say, except Miss Persis Kinwellmarshe.

  “You got the wrong ideas about Old Perse,” Bun Eccles told her. “She’s just supplying something Old Giles needs; sheilas are his hobby. Never without a girl; can’t leave ’em alone. Now me, for instance, I like a squeeze and a squirt now and then, same as the next chap, just to make sure everything’s still attached to the main, but beer’s my real hobby. But Old Giles—he’s never had enough. And it’s the same with Perse; she likes it. But apart from that all there is between ’em is a sort of intellectual companionship, you might call it. Old Giles is a genius, you see, and that’s what Perse really wants. Her home, you see—well, her Dad’s an ex-admiral, wears a monocle, still wishes the Morning Post’d never folded up—and she’s in revolt against all that. Doesn’t want to be a lady in Tunbridge bloody Wells. Maybe she’s overdone it, but she’s a decent old cow, is Perse.”

  “She doesn’t need to be so dirty about her appearance,” said Monica, thinking this was safe ground for criticism.

  “Aw, now kid, she does; it’s revolt, see? And she’s one of the lucky ones that looks just as good dirty as clean. She’s a real stunner. I know. Anatomy. All that stuff. Perse is damn near perfect, but not poison perfect, you know, like those bloody great stone Greek sheilas in the Louvre. Have you looked seriously at her knees? Cor stone the crows, kid, that’s perfection!”

  “Knees! I’m surprised that’s all you’ve seen.”

  “Aw now, stow that, Monny. That’s small-town stuff. Sure I’ve seen all there is to see of Perse; she’s posed a bit, as well as her hobby. But good knees are very, very rare. And when you get past all that pommy lah-di-dah she’s a real nice girl.”

  “I’ll bet!” said Monica. It was not irony on the level of Lantern, but it was heartfelt. “Next thing you’ll be telling me she has a heart of gold.”

  “Well, so she has.”

  “Bun, that girl’s a tramp, and you know it.”

  “Aw now, Monny, that’s not like you. Perse is a wagtail, nobody denies it, but what’s that to you? You don’t have to be like her, if you don’t choose. But don’t come the Mrs. Grundy around the Lantern; it’s the wrong place for it. I’ll get you another half-pint, to sweeten you up.”

  Monica had taken to going to The Willing Horse every day with Bun Eccles, but she could never rid herself of a feeling of guilt. There she was in a pub—what would have been called a “beverage room” at home—drinking beer. By the standards of her upbringing she was on the highroad to harlotry, but no harm ever befell her, and Eccles seemed to look on her as a friend, and to ply her with half-pints for no reason other than that he liked her. She even reached the point of paying for drinks herself, as it seemed to be quite all right for girls to do so in Lantern circles. Amy had told her, “You don’t have to drink, dear, but never make a fuss about not drinking.” And here she was, drinking like a fish, by her reckoning—often two and three pints of beer in a day—and the admonitions of Ma Gall and the adjurations of Pastor Beamis grew fainter in memory.

  It was interesting, however, that some of her mother’s saltier remarks kept intruding themselves into her mind, spoken in her mother’s own tones, especially in connection with Miss Kinwellmarshe. Monica had not realized that there was so much of her mother in her. The feeling which often plagued her that she was drifting away from her family in speech and outlook was complemented by the realization that some of the mental judgements she passed on the people around her were unquestionably her mother’s, and couched in her mother’s roughest idiom. It was frightening; sometimes it seemed like a form of possession. For what she wanted most was experience, that experience which is supposed to broaden and enrich the soul of the artist, and what could Mrs. Gall conceivably have to do with that?

  To her surprise, she quickly gained a
place in the Lantern group, for she possessed accomplishments alien to them. She could work a typewriter, and produce fair copy even on the senile portable Corona which was all the magazine owned. None of the others could use more than two fingers, and Miss Tooley and Miss Kinwellmarshe always fought bitterly about which should undertake this degrading work. Tuke wrote illegibly in pencil; Revelstoke wrote an elegant Italian hand, but so small that it was a penance to read much of it. Monica’s professional speed seemed like magic to them. She could also keep books in an elementary fashion, and though Lantern had only one misleading petty cash book, she could come nearer to making it balance than anyone else. This was power, and Monica, who badly wanted to be indispensable to this glittering array of talent, was not slow to recognize it. She became more and more irregular in her visits to Madame Heber and Dr. Schlesinger, for Tuke was happy to talk to her in French, and Odingsels and Mrs. Klein provided her with plenty of practice in German. She could not elude Signor Sacchi, for she was a beginner in Italian, and she did not want to miss any of her lessons at Coram Square, where Molloy was working so hard to show himself the superior of Revelstoke. But there were days when Monica spent six and eight hours at a stretch in the flat in Tite Street typing, talking, accounting and learning. She became as familiar as Miss Kinwellmarshe with the small and disorderly kitchen; she lost her shame about going downstairs to the w.c. on the second floor landing (for Revelstoke’s bathroom consisted of tub and basin only and was, as a usual thing, full of imperfectly laundered and extremely wet garments belonging to himself and Persis Kinwellmarshe). She was useful, she was wanted, and if she had been able to banish her hot gusts of disapproval of Persis, she would have been completely happy.

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  The Bridgetower Trustees had little, in these days, to draw them together, and their meetings were infrequent. After the June meeting in which they received the melancholy news that they would have to spend more on Monica, they did not meet again until the 21st of December, the second anniversary of the death of Louisa Hansen Bridgetower. There was not much for them to do except to hear Mr. Snelgrove read two letters, of which the first was from the London solicitors, presenting their account of disbursements and expressing the hope, in a joyless, legal kind of way, that they were spending enough money. The other, and as usual the more interesting, letter was from Sir Benedict, and read thus: