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  “I tell you what, why don’t you get us some iced tea?” Tony said.

  “I told you I ain’t any good at games,” Jess said.

  “You’re doing good. Keep working at it. Your stroke’s getting better all the time,” Tony said. He sat down at the table with me, patting his neck and face with a towel, and watched Jess walk toward the house. “He looks like a hog on ice, but you ought to see him fly an airplane.”

  “Jess?”

  “His old man was a crop duster during the Depression. Jess can thread a needle with anything that has wings on it. One time he flew us upside down under a power line.”

  Unconsciously I touched the stitches in my lip. They felt as tight and hard as wire.

  “When are you getting them out?” he said.

  “Tomorrow.”

  “Something on your mind, Dave?”

  “I guess I was still thinking about my apartment.”

  “Don’t go back there. Stay with me as long as you’re in New Orleans. You don’t need an apartment.”

  “I’m still trying to figure out Boggs, too.”

  “Why? You like trying to put yourself inside the head of a moron? Look, why do you think a guy like me is successful in this business? I’ll tell you. A guy who can walk down the street and chew gum at the same time is king of the block. Take Jess there, and remember he’s one of the few I trust, he thinks Peter Pan is the washbasin in a whorehouse.”

  “Boggs is smarter than you think.”

  “He’s a psychopath. Look, the real badasses are in prison or the graveyard. If they’re not there yet, they will be. About every two or three months I hear a rumor somebody’s going to whack me out. And once in a while somebody tries. But I’m still hitting tennis balls. And a couple of other guys, guys who somebody wound up in Houston or Miami, Jess has driven down into Lafourche Parish and no telling what happened. So if you want into the life, Dave, you don’t worry over it. Hey, come on, man, most people grow old and sit on the porch and listen to their livers rot.”

  “I’ve got another problem, too, Tony. My people back in Lafayette want a chance to get their money back. A half million is a lot to lose.”

  He picked up his racket cover and began pulling it over the head of his racket.

  “They’re not looking for a major buy,” I said. “They just want to recover what they lost.”

  He zipped up the leather cover and rested the racket across his thighs.

  “Clete says there’s a major score about to go down in the projects. I’d like to get in on it,” I said.

  He nodded attentively, his eyes looking off into the trees.

  “I hear you talking, Dave, but like I once said to you, I don’t do business at my house.” Then he glanced into my face.

  “I respect that, Tony, but these guys back in Lafayette are turning some dials on me.”

  “Fuck ’em.”

  “I’ve got to live around there.”

  “Hey, give me a break. Do I take care of you or not?” His small mouth made that strange butterfly shape.

  “I’m just telling you about my situation.”

  “All right, for God’s sakes. We’ll take a drive. You’re worse than my wife.”

  A few minutes later we were in the Lincoln, driving across the twenty-four-mile causeway that spans Lake Pontchartrain, with Jess and the other bodyguards behind us in the Cadillac. The sun was high in the hard, blue sky, and the waves were green and capping in the wind. Tony drove with his arm on the window, a Marine Corps utility cap pulled down snugly to the level of his sunglasses. His gray and black ringlets whipped on his neck. He looked out at a long barge whose deck was loaded with industrial metal drums of some kind.

  “We used to fish and swim in the lake when I was a kid,” he said. “Now the lake’s so polluted it’s against the law to get in the water.”

  “New Orleans has changed a lot.”

  “All for the bad, all for the bad,” he said.

  “Can you tell me where we’re going now?”

  “A place I bet you’ve never seen. Maybe I’ll show you my plane, too.”

  “Can we talk now?”

  “You can talk, I’ll listen,” he said, and smiled at me from behind his glasses.

  “These guys want to give me another fifty or sixty thou if I can buy into some quick action.”

  “So?”

  “Can I get in on the score?”

  “Dave, the score you’re talking about is all going right into the projects. It involves a lot of colored dealers and some guys out in Metairie I don’t like to mess with too much.”

  “You don’t do business with the projects?”

  “It’s hot right now. Everybody’s pissed because these kids are killing each other all over town and scaring off the tourists. Another thing, I never deliberately sold product to kids. I know they get hold of it, but I didn’t sell it to them. Big fucking deal. But if you want me to connect you, I can do it.”

  “I’d appreciate it, Tony. I figure this is my last score, though. I’m not cut out for it.”

  “Like I am?” he said. His face was flat and expressionless when he looked at me.

  “I didn’t mean anything by that.”

  “Yeah, nobody does. I tell you what, Dave, go into Copeland’s up on St. Charles some Wednesday night. Wednesday is yuppie night in New Orleans. These are people who wouldn’t spit on an Italian who grew up in a funeral home. But they got crystal bowls full of flake on their coffee tables. They carry it in their compacts, they chop up lines when they ball each other. In my opinion a lot of them are degenerates. But what the fuck do I know? These are people with law degrees and M.B.A.s. I went to a fucking juco in Miami. You know why? Because it had the best mortuary school in the United States. Except I studied English and journalism. I was on the fucking college newspaper, man. Just before I joined the crotch.”

  “I’m not judging you, Tony.”

  “The fuck you’re not,” he said.

  I didn’t try to answer him again. He drove for almost a mile without speaking, his tan face as flat as a shingle, the wind puffing his flannel shirt, the sunlight clicking on his dark glasses. Then I saw him take a breath through his nose.

  “I’m sorry,” he said. “When you try to get off crank, it puts boards in your head.”

  “It’s all right.”

  “Let’s stop up here and buy some crabs. If I don’t feed those guys behind us, they’ll eat the leather out of the seats. You’re not pissed?”

  “No, of course not.”

  “You really want me to connect you?”

  “It’s what my people need.”

  “Maybe you should let those white-collar cocksuckers make their own score.”

  I had a feeling Clete would agree with him.

  We ate outside Covington, then took a two-lane road toward Mississippi and the Pearl River country. Finally we turned onto a dirt road, crossed the river on a narrow bridge, and snaked along the river’s edge through a thick woods. The water in the river was low, and the sides were steep and covered with brush and dried river trash.

  “It’s weird-looking country, isn’t it?” Tony said. “Have you ever been around here before?”

  “No, not really. Just on the main highway,” I said. But I could never hear the name of the Pearl River without remembering the lynchings that took place in Mississippi in the 1950s and 1960s and the bodies that had been dredged out of the Pearl with steel grappling hooks. “Why do you keep your plane over here?”

  “A beaver’s always got a back door,” he said. “Besides, nobody over here pays any attention to me.”

  We wound our way down toward the coast, splashing yellow water out of the puddles in the road. Then the pines thinned and I could see the river again. It was wider here, and the water was higher, and sunk at an angle on the near bank was an old seismographic drill barge. It was orange with rust, and its deck and rails and four hydraulic pilings were strung with gray webs of dried algae.

  “Wh
at are you looking at?” Tony said.

  “I used to work on a drill barge like that. Back in the fifties,” I said. “They were called doodlebug rigs because they moved from drill hole to drill hole.”

  “Huh,” he said, not really interested.

  I turned and looked at the drill barge again. All the glass was broken out of the iron pilothouse, and leaves drifted from the tree branches through the windows.

  “You want to stop and take a look?” Tony said.

  “No.”

  “We got plenty of time.”

  “No, that’s all right.”

  “It makes you remember your youth or something?”

  “Yeah, I guess,” I said.

  But that wasn’t it. The drill barge disturbed me, as though I were looking at something from my future rather than my past.

  “You see that hangar and airstrip?” Tony said.

  The woods ended, and up ahead was a cow pasture with a mowed area through the center of it, and a solitary tin hangar with closed doors and a wind sock on the roof.

  “That’s where you keep your plane?” I said.

  “No, I keep my plane a mile down the road. Just remember this place.”

  “What for?”

  “Just remember it, that’s all.”

  “All right.”

  We drove past the pasture and clumps of cows grazing among the egrets, then entered a pine and hackberry woods again. At the end of the shaded road I could see more sunny pastureland.

  “I want to tell you something, something I haven’t been honest about. Then I want to ask you a question,” Tony said.

  “Go ahead.”

  “I got a bad feeling, the kind you used to get sometimes in ’Nam. You know what I mean? Like maybe it was really going to happen this time, you were riding back on the dustoff in a body bag. I got that feeling now.”

  “It’s the withdrawal from the speed.”

  “No, this is different. I feel like it’s five minutes to twelve and my clock’s ticking.”

  “They didn’t get you over there, did they? Blow it off. Guys like us have a long way to run.”

  “Look, like I told you, the only guy working for me I can trust is Jess. But Jess couldn’t think his way through wet Kleenex. So I’m going to ask you, if I get clipped, will you look after Paul, make sure that bitch takes care of him, keeps him in good schools, buys him everything he needs?”

  “I appreciate the compliment, but—”

  “Fuck the compliment. I want an answer.”

  “Start thinking about a divorce, Tony, and get these other thoughts out of your head.”

  “Yes or no?”

  He looked at me, one hand tight on the steering wheel, and we bounced through a deep puddle that splashed water across the windshield.

  “I’d do my best for him,” I said.

  “I know you will. You’re my main man. Right?” And he pointed one finger at me and cocked his thumb, as though he were aiming a pistol, and popped his mouth with his tongue. Then he laughed loudly.

  Late that afternoon I told Tony I was going to have the oil in my truck changed. I drove to a filling station by the shopping center and used the outside pay phone while the attendant put my truck on the rack. I caught Minos at his office and told him of the trip over to Mississippi.

  “When do you think this shipment’s coming in?” he said.

  “Any day.”

  “All right, we’ll get the money in the bus locker for you. Now, let’s talk about getting you wired.”

  “Minos, I think there might be a problem here with entrapment. This isn’t Tony’s deal. I’m leading him into it.”

  “Anywhere there’s dope in Orleans or Jefferson Parish, he’s getting a cut out of it.”

  “I don’t think that’s true. He talked about some guys in Metairie running this deal.”

  “I don’t care what he says. Cardo’s dirty when he gets up in the morning. Stop pretending otherwise. Look, if somebody hollers later about entrapment, that’s our problem, not yours.”

  “I think we’re shaving the dice.”

  “It’s not entrapment if this guy has foreknowledge of a narcotics buy and he takes you into it.” He paused to let the exasperation go out of his voice. “You’ve only got one thing to worry about, Dave—getting close to him with a wire. Now, we can do it two ways, with a microphone or a miniaturized tape recorder.”

  “He’s not going to do business in the house.”

  “Which do you want to use?”

  “How far can the microphone send?”

  “Under the best conditions, without electronic interference or buildings in the way, maybe up to a quarter of a mile.”

  “I think I’ll be better off with the recorder. That way we won’t have to worry about reception problems with the tail.”

  “How do you want to pick it up?” he said.

  “I have to go to the doctor’s at ten tomorrow morning to get my stitches out. Have somebody at his office.” I gave him the address.

  “Then that’s about it for right now,” he said.

  “Minos, there’s one other thing that bothers me. Maybe I imagine it.”

  “What?”

  “Sometimes it’s like he knows I’m still a cop. Like maybe he wants to take a fall.”

  “Who knows? A guy who shoots speed into his arm made a contract to destroy himself a long time ago. They all flame out one way or another. Who cares how they do it? Hang loose,” he said, and hung up.

  That night I was watching television on the sun porch with Tony and Paul when the phone rang in the kitchen and the Negro houseman told me that I had a call. I picked the receiver up off the Formica counter, sat down on a stool, and put it to my ear. The counter gave onto the porch, and I could see Tony’s and Paul’s faces in the illumination of the television screen.

  “Hello,” I said.

  “Dave, it’s Clete. Are you where you can talk?”

  “We’re watching television.”

  “I dig you. Just listen, then. That redheaded broad just called me at the club. From what I get, somebody beat the shit out of her. She wants to see you, but she doesn’t want Cardo to know about it.”

  “Uh-huh,” I said.

  “She wouldn’t tell me much. She sounds like one scared broad. She’s staying at a friend’s place out in Metairie. I’ve got the address.”

  “I see.”

  “Cardo’s right there?”

  “That’s right.”

  “Look, pick me up at the bar, and we’ll drive out there tonight. Tell Tony you’re lending me some money, I’m having trouble meeting the vig with one of his shylocks. He’ll buy that. I owe those fuckers five large.”

  “All right, Cletus. I’ll see what I can do.”

  I hung up the receiver and sat back down in front of the television set. I brushed at my pants leg distractedly.

  “What’s the trouble?” Tony said.

  “Oh, nothing, really. Clete’s having some money problems. He gets a little strung out sometimes. I guess I’d better go see him. Would it bother you if I came in late?”

  “No, here’s the house key. Just tell the guys at the gate you’ll be back late so they won’t think it’s somebody else, you know what I mean?”

  “I’ll be quiet coming in.”

  “Sure, don’t worry about it. Somebody’s squeezing your friend?”

  “A little problem with the vigorish.”

  “Tell him to come see me about it. Maybe I can work it out.”

  “That’s good of you, Tony.”

  It took me a half hour to drive to the bar on Decatur. Clete was waiting for me under the colonnade. It had started to mist, and he wore a brown raincoat over his sports jacket. I pulled to the curb, and he jumped in the truck. He read me the address in Metairie off a folded piece of paper, and I headed out of the Quarter toward Interstate 10.

  “Who beat her up?” I said.

  “She wouldn’t say.”

  “Why didn’t she wa
nt Tony to know about it?”

  “I didn’t ask her. Dave, are you making it with her?”

  “No.”

  “Are you sure?”

  “I told you no.”

  “You didn’t have just one flop in the hay with her?”

  “You heard what I said, Clete.”

  “Yeah, well, usually broads like that get remodeled after they let the wrong guy in the bread box. She called for you, not Cardo. What should I conclude on that, Streak? Or am I just full of shit?”

  “I didn’t talk to her. I don’t know what happened. And you’re pissing me off.”

  We were silent in the cab of the truck. It started to rain harder, and I turned on the windshield wipers.

  “I’m just trying to help, believe it or not,” he said.

  “I know that, Clete.”

  “I’m backing your play, and I don’t care if I get paid for it or not.”

  “What do you mean?” I looked over at him. Rainy patterns of light ran down his face.

  “I didn’t get any bucks from the DEA this week. I called Dautrieve, and he said I was terminated.”

  “Are you kidding?”

  “Wait a minute, don’t get heated up. He said some other guys made the decision. He didn’t have any control over it.”

  “He should have told me.”

  “Maybe he didn’t have a chance to. Fuck it. Look, there’s our exit up there. Welcome to Metairie, the only town in the United States to elect a Ku Klux Klansman and American Nazi as its state representative. What a depressing shithole. This place makes you think maybe the white race ought to be picking the cotton.”

  “I’ve got to have a talk with Minos.”

  “Talk all you want to. When you deal with the feds, you’re dealing with people whose thought patterns are printed on computer chips. Besides, they all smell like mouthwash. Did you ever trust a guy who smells like mouthwash?”

  She opened the apartment door on the night chain. She had on a short-sleeved terry cloth robe. Her right eye was a purple knot, and there was still a crust of dried blood in one nostril. She slipped the chain loose and opened the door wide. Her arms were streaked with yellow and purple bruises, the kind that a man’s clenched hand leaves. I could smell the Mentholatum that she had smeared on her skin. She closed the door and locked it again as soon as we were inside.