CHAPTER X
WULFENMIMENGLASCHK
Wulfenmimenglaschk!
Fandor stared in consternation at the individual who had just enteredthe apartment of Frederick-Christian II.
He was enormously fat and absurd looking. A large red nose stood outbetween two little blinking eyes; a heavy moustache bushed above histhree well-defined chins. In his hand he held a soft green hat, throughthe ribbon of which was stuck a feather. He wore a wide leather beltcontaining cartridge cases, and the butts of two revolvers peeped out ofhis pockets.
The man began once more.
"Wulfen ..."
Fandor stopped him with a movement of impatience.
"Won't you please speak French, so long as we are in France?"
For the twenty-fifth time this strange individual repeated the phrasewhich apparently meant his name and added in French:
"Head of the Secret Service of the Kingdom of Hesse-Weimar and Attacheof your Majesty."
Fandor congratulated himself that the table separated them. He expectedat any moment to be shown up as an impostor. But thinking the best planwould be to try and bluff it through he said graciously:
"Sit down, Monsieur Wulf."
"But that isn't possible."
"Yes, it is ... take that chair."
"I should never dare to," answered the police officer.
Fandor insisted.
"We desire you."
Wulf bowed to such formal instructions, murmuring:
"I do so at the order of your Majesty."
Fandor sprang up amazed.
"Does he take me for the King too? That can't be possible. The head ofthe Secret Service! They must be carrying this joke out to the bitterend. I'm hanged if I can understand it."
"What do you want?"
The man who since his entrance had not taken his eyes off Fandor, nowappeared to be considering him with the greatest admiration.
"Ah! Heaven be thanked.... My most cherished desire has come topass.... Your Majesty has been good enough to allow me the honor of apersonal interview."
"He must be mad," thought Fandor.
"Of course I was well acquainted with your august features....Frederick-Christian II is popular in his kingdom ... his portrait hangson the walls of private houses as well as public buildings. But yourMajesty understands that portraits and the reality are oftendissimilar.... Now, although for seventeen years I have belonged to theSecret Service of the Kingdom, I have never before had the honor ofmeeting his Majesty face to face."
"So, Monsieur Wulf, you think I don't look like my portrait."
"Pardon me, Sire, that is not what I wish to say. The portraitrepresents your Majesty as being taller and heavier, with a largermoustache and fairer hair."
"In other words," said Fandor, smiling, "my portrait flatters me."
"Oh, Sire, quite the contrary, I assure you."
"Well, what do you want?"
Wulf was evidently waiting for this question. He rose from the seat andmade a careful inspection of the room, opening each door to see that noone was outside listening. Then he returned to Fandor and whispered:
"I am here on a secret mission, Sire."
"Well, let's hear what it is."
"I am charged with two commissions, one which interests your Majesty,the other the Kingdom. To begin with, I have come to get your reply tothe telegram in cipher which his Highness the Minister of the Interiorsent your Majesty yesterday."
"The deuce," thought Fandor, "this is getting annoying. What on earthshall I tell him?"
Then with an air of innocence he asked:
"What telegram are you speaking of? I have received none."
"Your Majesty didn't receive it?"
"Well, you know the service is rotten in France."
"Yes," replied Wulf scornfully, "it's easy to see it's a Republic."
Fandor smiled. If he was compelled to run down his own country for once,it wouldn't matter.
"What can you expect with the continual strikes ... however, that's notour fault, is it, Wulf?"
"Quite true, Sire."
The Chief of the Secret Service leaned toward Fandor and whisperedmysteriously.
"I have it, Sire."
"What," inquired Fandor, with somewhat of anxiety.
"The text of the telegram."
Wulf drew out a document and was about to hand it to Fandor, but thelatter stopped him with a gesture.
"Read it to me."
"His Highness, the Minister of the Interior, begs to inform your Majestythat since his absence a propaganda unfavorable to the throne is beingactively spread in the Court and in the town. The partisans of PrinceGudulfin believe the occasion favorable to seize the Government."
Fandor pretended anger.
"Ah, it's Prince Gudulfin again!"
"Alas, Sire, it is always the Prince."
Fandor repressed a violent laugh.
"Is that all?"
"No, Sire. His Highness the Minister requested to know, in the name ofthe Queen, when your Majesty has the intention of returning to hisKingdom."
Fandor rose and tapping Wulf amicably on the shoulder replied:
"Tell the Queen that business of the greatest importance keeps me inParis, but that before long I hope to return to the Court."
Wulf looked at him without answering, and Fandor added with greatdignity:
"You can go now."
"But I have a formal order not to return to Glotzbourg without yourMajesty, and when your Majesty is ready I am at your orders. Evento-night."
Then he added in a low tone:
"That would be a pity, for in Paris ..."
Fandor glanced quickly at him. So this fat police officer was like therest of the world. He, too, wanted to have his fling in Paris.
At this moment they were interrupted by the arrival of the servantcarrying a tray of cocktails. Fandor turned smilingly to Wulf.
"Have a cocktail, Wulf?"
The officer almost choked with delight. In Hesse-Weimar he would neverhave imagined that his King could be so charming and simple in privatelife. He made some remark to this effect and the journalist answered:
"Why not, Wulf? Hesse-Weimar and France are two different places ... weare now in a democracy, let's be democratic." Then clinking his glasswith Wulf's he cried:
"To the health of the Republic!"
Fandor now led the conversation to the charms and seductions of Paris,and he pictured the delights of the city in such glowing terms thatWulf's little eyes sparkled and his purple face became even morecongested. He lost his timidity. He expressed a wish to see theMoulin-Rouge and the Singing Fountains.
"What do you know about them?" inquired Fandor.
"Why, they speak of nothing else in Hesse-Weimar."
"You shall hear them then.... Look here, Wulf, are you married?"
"Yes, Sire."
"Then I'll bet you deceive your wife."
"Hum! I should be sorry if my wife heard you say that. For up tonow ..."
Fandor laughed.
"Oh, we Kings know everything. Even more than your Secret Service."
"That's true," cried Wulf, "absolutely true."
"Wulf, Paris is the town of charming women. I am sure they will pleaseyou greatly. And as I have no need of your services to-morrow I willgive you your liberty."
The officer was about to break into thanks when the door opened and aservant announced:
"Will your Majesty receive Monsieur Juve?"
"Show him in."
When the detective entered and heard Fandor addressed as His Majesty heopened his eyes and stood staring, while Fandor himself was obliged tostuff his handkerchief into his mouth to prevent himself from roaringwith laughter.
Juve began:
"What does this mean?..."
But Fandor quickly stepped forward.
"Monsieur Juve, let me introduce you to Monsieur Wulf. Monsieur Wulf isthe head of the Secret Service in my Kingdom of Hesse-Weimar."
Then
tapping Wulf familiarly on the shoulder he added:
"He's one of the greatest detectives in the world. He was able to findthe King of Hesse-Weimar right here in this apartment.... Though he hadnever seen me, he found me and recognized me!"
The officer beamed with delight at the compliment. Fandor then conductedhim to the door, whispering advice as to the best way of passing hisnight in Paris.
* * * * *
Scarcely had the ridiculous Wulf disappeared when Juve seized Fandor bythe shoulder.
"Fandor! What does this mean?"
"Why, Juve, simply that I'm the King of Hesse-Weimar--of which fact youhad a proof just now."
But Juve's face was serious.
"Now, without joking, tell me what you are doing here."
When Fandor had finished his explanation Juve seized him by the hand.
"Where is the King, Fandor?"
"I have already told you. I haven't the least idea. And, furthermore, Idon't care."
"You are crazy to talk this way. What is happening is extremelyserious."
"Why?"
"Simply because a charge of murder has been brought againstFrederick-Christian."
"Very few people know it," exclaimed the journalist.
He stopped speaking suddenly. Outside the murmur of a crowd grew louderand louder as it approached. Juve and Fandor ran to the window just intime to receive a volley of stones which broke the glass in severalplaces. The two men sprang back.
"Put out the lights!" cried Juve.
Below them the avenue was black with people. After a moment they coulddistinguish what they were shouting.
"Murderer! Murderer! Down with the King!"
"That surprises you, Fandor," exclaimed Juve, "but for the lastforty-eight hours I have been watching this trouble grow, and I tellyou it is going to end badly."
At the head of the mob and more daring than the others appeared astrange individual. A long-bearded old man, dressed in white, wasendeavoring to force his way into the hotel and a fight was taking placeat the door.
"I know him," muttered Juve, "I have seen him once or twice beforetrying to raise a row about this affair."
"Why it's Ouaouaoua, the Primitive Man," cried Fandor.
A squad of policemen now arrived on the scene, and without muchdifficulty succeeded in dispersing the mob.
* * * * *
"Well, Juve."
"Well, Fandor."
"To tell you the truth, Juve," admitted the journalist, "I am beginningto get a little uneasy. However, this manifestation is againstFrederick-Christian, not against me...."
Juve interrupted.
"Idiot, don't you understand what's happening? Either one of two things.You are the King, and therefore in the opinion of the public themurderer of Susy d'Orsel, or you are not the King, and in that case youare an impostor, which will make it all the more likely that you will beconsidered as the murderer."
"Not much," cried Fandor. "You seem to forget it was I who pickedup ..."
"Who knows that?" continued Juve. "Why, my dear fellow, think for amoment, if the King is guilty, and even if he is not, he will be onlytoo glad to throw the responsibility for this tragedy upon yourshoulders.... That would let him out of it completely. The situationcould not be much worse. Suppose that this evening, to-morrow, at anymoment some one finds out that you are not the King, you will then notonly be suspected of the murder of Susy d'Orsel, but you will be accusedof having done away with the King.... Where is the King? You haven't theleast idea. Then what answer could you make?"
"The devil," murmured Fandor, suddenly growing pale. "I didn't think ofthat. You are right, Juve, I am in a bad fix."
There was a moment of silence. The two men looked at one another,troubled and anxious. Then Fandor, struck by a sudden inspiration,seized his hat and cane.
"What are you doing?" inquired Juve.
"I ... Why I'm going to clear out."
"How?... The King's apartment is surrounded by Secret Service men....They take good care of His Majesty.... You were forgetting that!"
"That's true," said Fandor, depressed. "So now I am actually a prisoner.Look here, Juve, what has become of this Frederick-Christian? Haven'tyou any clue to follow?"
"No."
"He can't have vanished into thin air. We must find him if it is humanlypossible."
"That's my opinion, Fandor, but I am wondering how."
And then suddenly to each of them the same thought occurred.
Fantomas!
Was it not probable that the strange crime of which Susy d'Orsel was thevictim, the mysterious disappearance of the King, might be attributed tothis enigmatic and redoubtable bandit?
It would not have been the first time that the journalist and thedetective had put forth a similar hypothesis.
Fantomas had always symbolized the very essence of crime itself.