Wednesday, November 21
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
Mohammed has been arrested! His brother Imran told me that Mohammed had been stacking bags of Real-Wood logs on the forecourt when he was surrounded by police marksmen, who ordered him to take off his clothes and walk towards them with his hands up. Before he got into the back of the van, Mohammed shouted (according to a witness, Wayne Worthington, who had gone to the garage to pick up the wrestling magazine, Raw), ‘I was only parked on that double yellow for two minutes!’ I think it’s disgusting that precious police resources are being squandered on minor parking offences.
My allegorical novel, Jack And John Towers, is proving difficult to write. Mainly because I have never been to New York. Yet I must press on. Any writer worth his salt has to pen a post-Twin Towers book. I expect Will Self is writing along similar lines. Note to self (myself). Remember to ring the multiplex and book tickets for Harry Potter. William has said he will kill himself if he isn’t taken to see the film soon.
Thursday, November 22
Imran came round this morning. I offered him a cup of tea and a slice of toast. He shook his head and said, irritably, ‘It’s Ramadan, Moley. I’m fasting, ain’t I?’ He came to tell me that his brother has been detained on ‘suspicion of terrorism’. Apparently, an anonymous caller had informed the security forces that Mohammed had taken a flying lesson at Leicester airport. Imran said, ‘It’s all my fault: I brought him a flying lesson gift voucher last Christmas’ I sent a text message to Pandora: ‘Our mutual school friend, Mohammed, is a victim of state repression. Ring soonest.’
Friday, November 23
Spent all day on the phone, organising a Free Mohammed rally in the town hall square. An alliance is forming, which includes BP customers, Nigel’s Gays Against Daisy Cutters Group and Alan Clarke has promised to attend with his Morris Men. No word from Pandora.
The following was found on scrap of Bronco toilet paper in Adrians house:
Saturday, November 24
4am. A dawn raid! Diaries, computer, mobile phone impounded. Am being arrested under Blunkett’s anti-terrorist bill. Please inform Liberty. Where will they take me? And for how long? I’m finished.
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Sue Townsend, Adrian Mole 07; The Lost Diaries 1999-2001
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