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  End ere I do begin.

  Aside

  LAFEW A good traveller is something27 at the latter

  end of a dinner, but one that lies three thirds28 and uses a

  known truth to pass a thousand nothings with, should be

  once heard and thrice beaten.-- God save you, captain.

  To Parolles

  BERTRAM Is there any unkindness31 between my lord

  and you, monsieur?

  PAROLLES I know not how I have deserved to run into my

  lord's displeasure.

  LAFEW You have made shift35 to run into't, boots and spurs

  and all, like him that leapt into the custard.36 And out of it

  you'll run again, rather than suffer question37 for your

  residence.38

  BERTRAM It may be you have mistaken39 him, my lord.

  LAFEW And shall do so ever, though I took him at's prayers.

  Fare you well, my lord, and believe this of me: there can be

  no kernel in this light nut. The soul of this man is his clothes.

  Trust him not in matter of heavy43 consequence. I have kept of

  them tame44, and know their natures.-- Farewell, monsieur. I

  have spoken better of you than you have or will to deserve45 at

  my hand, but we must do good against evil.

  [Exit]

  PAROLLES An idle47 lord, I swear.

  BERTRAM I think so.

  PAROLLES Why, do you not know49 him?

  BERTRAM Yes, I do know him well, and common speech

  Gives him a worthy pass. Here comes my clog.51

  Enter Helena [with an attendant]

  HELEN I have, sir, as I was commanded from you,

  Spoke with the king and have procured his leave

  For present parting54, only he desires

  Some private speech with you.

  BERTRAM I shall obey his will.

  You must not marvel, Helen, at my course,

  Which holds not colour with the time58, nor does

  The ministration and required office59

  On my particular. Prepared I was not

  For such a business: therefore am I found

  So much unsettled. This drives me to entreat you

  That presently you take your way for home,

  And rather muse64 than ask why I entreat you,

  For my respects65 are better than they seem

  And my appointments66 have in them a need

  Greater than shows itself at the first view

  To you that know them not. This to my mother.

  Gives a letter

  'Twill be two days ere I shall see you, so

  I leave you to your wisdom.

  HELEN Sir, I can nothing say,

  But that I am your most obedient servant.

  BERTRAM Come, come, no more of that.

  HELEN And ever shall

  With true observance seek to eke out75 that

  Wherein toward me my homely stars76 have failed

  To equal my great fortune.77

  BERTRAM Let that go.

  My haste is very great. Farewell. Hie79 home.

  HELEN Pray, sir, your pardon.

  BERTRAM Well, what would you say?

  HELEN I am not worthy of the wealth I owe82,

  Nor dare I say 'tis mine, and yet it is.

  But, like a timorous thief, most fain84 would steal

  What law does vouch85 mine own.

  BERTRAM What would you have?

  HELEN Something, and scarce so much: nothing, indeed.

  I would88 not tell you what I would, my lord.

  Faith yes:

  Strangers and foes do sunder90, and not kiss.

  BERTRAM I pray you stay91 not, but in haste to horse.

  HELEN I shall not break your bidding, good my lord.--

  To Attendant

  Where are my other men?--

  Monsieur, farewell.

  Exit

  BERTRAM Go thou toward home, where I will never come

  Whilst I can shake my sword or hear the drum.

  Away, and for our flight.

  PAROLLES Bravely, corragio98!

  [Exeunt]

  Act 3 [Scene 1]

  running scene 7

  Flourish. Enter the Duke of Florence, the two Frenchmen [First and Second Lords Dumaine] with a troop of Soldiers

  DUKE So that from point to point1 now have you heard

  The fundamental reasons of this war,

  Whose great decision3 hath much blood let forth

  And more thirsts after.

  FIRST LORD Holy seems the quarrel

  Upon your grace's part, black6 and fearful

  On the opposer.7

  DUKE Therefore we marvel much our cousin8 France

  Would in so just a business shut his bosom9

  Against our borrowing prayers.10

  SECOND LORD Good my lord,

  The reasons of our state I cannot yield12,

  But like a common and an outward man13

  That the great figure of a council frames14

  By self-unable motion15: therefore dare not

  Say what I think of it, since I have found

  Myself in my incertain grounds to fail

  As often as I guessed.

  DUKE Be it his pleasure.19

  FIRST LORD But I am sure the younger of our nature20,

  That surfeit on their ease21, will day by day

  Come here for physic.22

  DUKE Welcome shall they be,

  And all the honours that can fly from24 us

  Shall on them settle. You know your places well.

  When better fall, for your avails26 they fell.

  Tomorrow to th'field.

  Flourish [Exeunt]

  [Act 3 Scene 2]

  running scene 8

  Enter Countess and Clown [Lavatch]

  COUNTESS It hath happened all as I would have had it, save

  that he comes not along with her.

  LAVATCH By my troth3, I take my young lord to be a very

  melancholy man.

  COUNTESS By what observance5, I pray you?

  LAVATCH Why, he will look upon his boot and sing: mend6 the

  ruff and sing: ask questions and sing: pick his teeth and sing.

  I know a man that had this trick of melancholy sold8 a goodly

  manor for a song.

  Opens a letter

  COUNTESS Let me see what he writes, and when

  he means to come.

  LAVATCH I have no mind to12 Isbel since I was at court. Our old

  lings13 and our Isbels o'th'country are nothing like your old

  ling and your Isbels o'th'court. The brains14 of my Cupid's

  knocked out, and I begin to love, as an old man loves money,

  with no stomach.16

  COUNTESS What have we here?

  LAVATCH E'en18 that you have there.

  Exit

  COUNTESS

  [Reads] a letter

  'I have sent you a daughter-in-law. She hath recovered19 the

  king, and undone me. I have wedded her, not bedded her,

  and sworn to make the "not"21 eternal. You shall hear I am

  run away: know it before the report come. If there be

  breadth enough in the world, I will hold23 a long distance. My

  duty to you. Your unfortunate son, Bertram.'

  This is not well, rash and unbridled boy.

  To fly26 the favours of so good a king,

  To pluck his indignation on thy head

  By the misprizing28 of a maid too virtuous

  For the contempt of empire.29

  Enter Clown [Lavatch]

  LAVATCH O, madam, yonder is heavy news within30, between

  two soldiers and my young lady!

  COUNTESS What is the matter?

  LAVATCH Nay, there is some comfort in the news, some

  comfort. Your son will not be killed so soon as I thought he

/>   would.

  COUNTESS Why should he be killed?

  LAVATCH So say I, madam, if he run away, as I hear he does.

  The danger is in standing to't.38 That's the loss of men, though

  it be the getting39 of children. Here they come will tell you

  more. For my part, I only hear your son was run away.

  [He may exit]

  Enter Helen and two Gentlemen [First and Second Lords Dumaine]

  SECOND LORD Save41 you, good madam.

  HELEN Madam, my lord is gone, forever gone.

  FIRST LORD Do not say so.

  COUNTESS Think upon patience. Pray you, gentlemen,

  I have felt so many quirks45 of joy and grief

  That the first face of neither, on the start46

  Can woman47 me unto't. Where is my son, I pray you?

  FIRST LORD Madam, he's gone to serve the Duke of Florence:

  We met him thitherward, for thence49 we came,

  And after some dispatch in hand50 at court,

  Thither we bend51 again.

  Shows a letter

  HELEN Look on his letter, madam, here's my passport.52

  Reads

  'When thou canst get the ring upon my finger,

  which never shall come off, and show me a child begotten of

  thy body that I am father to, then call me husband. But in

  such a "then" I write a "never".' This is a dreadful sentence.56

  COUNTESS Brought you this letter, gentlemen?

  FIRST LORD Ay, madam, and for the contents' sake are sorry for

  our pains.

  COUNTESS I prithee, lady, have a better cheer.60

  If thou engrossest all the griefs are61 thine,

  Thou robb'st me of a moiety62: he was my son,

  But I do wash his name out of my blood,

  And thou art all my64 child. Towards Florence is he?

  FIRST LORD Ay, madam.

  COUNTESS And to be a soldier?

  FIRST LORD Such is his noble purpose, and believe't,

  The duke will lay upon him all the honour

  That good convenience69 claims.

  COUNTESS Return you thither?

  SECOND LORD Ay, madam, with the swiftest wing of speed.

  Reads

  HELEN 'Till I have no wife I have nothing in France.'

  'Tis bitter.

  COUNTESS Find you that there?

  HELEN Ay, madam.

  SECOND LORD 'Tis but the boldness of his hand, haply76, which his

  heart was not consenting to.

  COUNTESS Nothing in France, until he have no wife!

  There's nothing here that is too good for him

  But only she, and she deserves a lord

  That twenty such rude81 boys might tend upon

  And call her hourly mistress. Who was with him?

  SECOND LORD A servant only, and a gentleman

  Which I have sometime known.

  COUNTESS Parolles, was it not?

  SECOND LORD Ay, my good lady, he.

  COUNTESS A very tainted fellow, and full of wickedness.

  My son corrupts a well-derived88 nature

  With his inducement.89

  SECOND LORD Indeed, good lady,

  The fellow has a deal of that91 too much,

  Which holds him much to have.92

  COUNTESS You're welcome, gentlemen.

  I will entreat you, when you see my son,

  To tell him that his sword can never win

  The honour that he loses: more I'll entreat you

  Written97 to bear along.

  FIRST LORD We serve you, madam,

  In that and all your worthiest affairs.

  COUNTESS Not so, but as we change100 our courtesies.

  Will you draw near?101

  Exeunt [all but Helen]

  HELEN 'Till I have no wife, I have nothing in France.'

  Nothing in France, until he has no wife!

  Thou shalt have none, Rossillion104, none in France.

  Then hast thou all again. Poor lord, is't I

  That chase thee from thy country and expose

  Those tender limbs of thine to the event107

  Of the none-sparing war? And is it I

  That drive thee from the sportive109 court, where thou

  Wast shot at with fair eyes, to be the mark110

  Of smoky muskets? O you leaden messengers111

  That ride upon the violent speed of fire,

  Fly with false aim, move the still-peering113 air

  That sings114 with piercing. Do not touch my lord.

  Whoever shoots at him, I set him there.115

  Whoever charges on his forward116 breast,

  I am the caitiff117 that do hold him to't,

  And though I kill him not, I am the cause

  His death was so effected. Better 'twere

  I met the ravin120 lion when he roared

  With sharp constraint121 of hunger: better 'twere

  That all the miseries which nature owes122

  Were mine at once. No, come thou home, Rossillion,

  Whence honour but of danger wins a scar124,

  As oft it loses all.125 I will be gone:

  My being here it is that holds thee hence.

  Shall I stay here to do't? No, no, although127

  The air of paradise did fan the house

  And angels officed all.129 I will be gone,

  That pitiful130 rumour may report my flight,

  To consolate131 thine ear. Come night, end day!

  For with the dark, poor thief, I'll steal132 away.

  Exit

  [Act 3 Scene 3]

  running scene 9

  Flourish. Enter the Duke of Florence, Rossillion [Bertram], Drum and Trumpets, soldiers, Parolles

  DUKE The general of our horse thou art, and we,

  Great in our hope, lay our best love and credence2

  Upon thy promising fortune.

  BERTRAM Sir, it is

  A charge too heavy for my strength, but yet

  We'll strive to bear it for your worthy sake

  To th'extreme edge7 of hazard.

  DUKE Then go thou forth,

  And fortune play upon thy prosperous helm9

  As thy auspicious mistress!

  BERTRAM This very day,

  Great Mars, I put myself into thy file.12

  Make me but like my thoughts13, and I shall prove

  A lover of thy drum, hater of love.

  Exeunt

  [Act 3 Scene 4]

  running scene 10

  Enter Countess and Steward [Reynaldo]

  COUNTESS Alas! And would you take the letter of1 her?

  Might you not know she would do as she has done,

  By sending me a letter? Read it again.

  REYNALDO

  [Reads the] letter

  'I am Saint Jaques4' pilgrim, thither gone.

  Ambitious love hath so in me offended,

  That barefoot plod I the cold ground upon,

  With sainted7 vow my faults to have amended.

  Write, write, that from the bloody course of war

  My dearest master, your dear son, may hie.9

  Bless him at home in peace, whilst I from far

  His name with zealous fervour sanctify.

  His taken12 labours bid him me forgive.

  I, his despiteful Juno13, sent him forth

  From courtly friends, with camping14 foes to live

  Where death and danger dogs the heels of worth.

  He is too good and fair for death and me,

  Whom17 I myself embrace, to set him free.'

  COUNTESS Ah, what sharp stings are in her mildest words!

  Reynaldo, you did never lack advice19 so much,

  As letting her pass so: had I spoke with her,

  I could have well diverted her intents,

  Which thus she hath prevented.22

  REYNALDO Pardon me, madam.

  If I had given you this at overnig
ht24,

  She might have been o'erta'en, and yet she writes

  Pursuit would be but vain.

  COUNTESS What angel shall

  Bless this unworthy husband? He cannot thrive,

  Unless her prayers, whom29 heaven delights to hear

  And loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath

  Of greatest justice. Write, write, Reynaldo,

  To this unworthy husband32 of his wife.

  Let every word weigh heavy of33 her worth

  That he does weigh too light. My greatest grief,

  Though little he do feel it, set down sharply.

  Dispatch the most convenient messenger.

  When haply37 he shall hear that she is gone,

  He will return, and hope I may that she,

  Hearing so much, will speed her foot again,

  Led hither by pure love. Which of them both

  Is dearest to me, I have no skill in sense41

  To make distinction. Provide42 this messenger.

  My heart is heavy and mine age is weak.

  Grief would have tears, and sorrow bids me speak.

  Exeunt

  [Act 3 Scene 5]

  running scene 11

  A tucket afar off. Enter old Widow of Florence, her daughter [Diana], and Mariana with other Citizens

  WIDOW Nay, come, for if they do approach the city, we shall

  lose all2 the sight.

  DIANA They say the French count has done most

  honourable service.

  WIDOW It is reported that he has taken their5 greatest

  commander, and that with his own hand he slew the duke's

  brother.

  Tucket

  We have lost our labour. They are gone a contrary way.

  Hark! You may know by their trumpets.

  MARIANA Come, let's return again, and suffice10 ourselves with

  the report of it. Well, Diana, take heed of this French earl.11

  The honour of a maid is her name12, and no legacy is so rich as

  honesty.13

  WIDOW I have told my neighbour how you have been

  solicited15 by a gentleman his companion.

  MARIANA I know that knave, hang him! One Parolles: a filthy

  officer he is in those suggestions for17 the young earl. Beware

  of them, Diana; their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens

  and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go19

  under. Many a maid hath been seduced by them, and the

  misery is example that so terrible shows in the wreck of21

  maidenhood, cannot for all that dissuade succession22, but

  that they are limed23 with the twigs that threatens them. I

  hope I need not to advise you further, but I hope your own

  grace will keep you where you are, though25 there were no

  further danger known but the modesty which is so lost.26

  DIANA You shall not need to fear27 me.

  Enter Helen [disguised as a pilgrim]

  WIDOW I hope so. Look, here comes a pilgrim. I know she will

  lie29 at my house: thither they send one another. I'll question

  her.-- God save you, pilgrim! Whither are you bound?