“Don’t be silly, Posy,” Sophie scolded. “You are the loveliest woman of my acquaintance.”
Posy smiled and took the biscuit. The marvelous thing about Sophie was that she wasn’t lying. Sophie really did think her the loveliest woman of her acquaintance. But then again, Sophie had always been that sort of person. She saw kindness where others saw…Well, where others didn’t even bother to look, to be frank.
Posy took a bite and chewed, deciding that it was absolutely worth it. Butter, sugar, and flour. What could be better?
“I received a letter from Lady Bridgerton today,” Sophie remarked.
Posy looked up in interest. Technically, Lady Bridgerton could mean Sophie’s sister-in-law, the wife of the current viscount. But they both knew she referred to Benedict’s mother. To them, she would always be Lady Bridgerton. The other one was Kate. Which was just as well, as that was Kate’s preference within the family.
“She said that Mr. Fibberly called.” When Posy did not comment, Sophie added, “He was looking for you.”
“Well, of course he was,” Posy said. “Hyacinth is too young, and Eloise terrifies him.”
“Eloise terrifies me,” Sophie admitted. “Or at least she used to. Hyacinth, I’m quite sure, will terrify me to the grave.”
“You just need to know how to manage her,” Posy said with a wave. It was true, Hyacinth Bridgerton was terrifying, but the two of them had always got on quite well. It was probably due to Hyacinth’s firm (some might say unyielding) sense of justice. When she’d found out that Posy’s mother had never loved her as well as Rosamund…
Well, Posy had never told tales, and she wasn’t going to begin now, but let it be said that Araminta had never again eaten fish.
Or chicken.
Posy had got this from the servants, and they always had the most accurate gossip.
“But you were about to tell me about Mr. Fibberly,” Sophie said, still sipping at her tea.
Posy shrugged, even though she hadn’t been about to do any such thing. “He’s so dull.”
“Handsome?”
Posy shrugged again. “I can’t tell.”
“One generally need only look at the face.”
“I can’t get past his dullness. I don’t think he laughs.”
“It can’t be that bad.”
“Oh, it can, I assure you.” She reached out and took another biscuit before she realized she hadn’t meant to. Oh well, it was already in her hand now, she couldn’t very well put it back. She waved it in the air as she spoke, trying to make her point. “He sometimes makes this dreadful noise like, ‘Ehrm ehrm ehrm,’ and I think he thinks he’s laughing, but he’s clearly not.”
Sophie giggled even though she looked as if she thought she shouldn’t.
“And he doesn’t even look at my bosom!”
“Posy!”
“It’s my only good feature.”
“It is not!” Sophie glanced about the drawing room, even though there was precisely no one about. “I can’t believe you said that.”
Posy let out a frustrated exhale. “I can’t say ‘bosom’ in London, and now I can’t do so in Wiltshire, either?”
“Not when I’m expecting the new vicar,” Sophie said.
A chunk of Posy’s biscuit fell off and fell into her lap. “What?”
“I didn’t tell you?”
Posy eyed her suspiciously. Most people thought Sophie was a poor liar, but that was only because she had such an angelic look about her. And she rarely lied. So everyone assumed that if she did, she’d be dreadful at it.
Posy, however, knew better. “No,” she said, brushing off her skirts, “you did not tell me.”
“How very unlike me,” Sophie murmured. She picked up a biscuit and took a bite.
Posy stared at her. “Do you know what I’m not doing now?”
Sophie shook her head.
“I am not rolling my eyes because I am trying to act in a fashion that befits my age and maturity.”
“You do look very grave.”
Posy stared her down a bit more. “He is unmarried, I assume.”
“Er, yes.”
Posy lifted her left brow, the arch expression possibly the only useful gift she’d received from her mother. “How old is this vicar?”
“I do not know,” Sophie admitted, “but he has all of his hair.”
“And it has come to this,” Posy murmured.
“I thought of you when I met him,” Sophie said, “because he smiles.”
Because he smiled? Posy was beginning to think that Sophie was a bit cracked. “I beg your pardon?”
“He smiles so often. And so well.” At that Sophie smiled. “I couldn’t help but think of you.”
Posy did roll her eyes this time, then followed it with an immediate, “I have decided to forsake maturity.”
“By all means.”
“I shall meet your vicar,” Posy said, “but you should know I have decided to aspire to eccentricity.”
“I wish you the best with that,” Sophie said, not without sarcasm.
“You don’t think I can?”
“You’re the least eccentric person I know.”
It was true, of course, but if Posy had to spend her life as an old maid, she wanted to be the eccentric one with the large hat, not the desperate one with the pinched mouth.
“What is his name?” she asked.
But before Sophie could answer, they heard the front door opening, then it was the butler giving her her answer, as he announced, “Mr. Woodson is here to see you, Mrs. Bridgerton.”
Posy stashed her half-eaten biscuit under a serviette and folded her hands prettily in her lap. She was a little miffed with Sophie for inviting a bachelor for tea without warning her, but still, there seemed little reason not to make a good impression. She looked expectantly at the doorway, waiting patiently as Mr. Woodson’s footsteps drew near.
And then…
And then…
Honestly, it wouldn’t do to try to recount it, because she remembered almost nothing of what followed.
She saw him, and it was as if, after twenty-five years of life, her heart finally began to beat.
Hugh Woodson had never been the most admired boy at school. He had never been the most handsome, or the most athletic. He had never been the cleverest, or the snobbiest, or the most foolish. What he had been, and what he had been all of his life, was the most well liked.
People liked him. They always had. He supposed it was because he liked most everybody in return. His mother swore he’d emerged from the womb smiling. She said so with great frequency, although Hugh suspected she did so only to give her father the lead-in for: “Oh, Gertrude, you know it was just gas.”
Which never failed to set the both of them into fits of giggles.
It was a testament to Hugh’s love for them both, and his general ease with himself, that he usually laughed as well.
Nonetheless, for all his likeability, he’d never seemed to attract the females. They adored him, of course, and confided their most desperate secrets, but they always did so in a way that led Hugh to believe he was viewed as a jolly, dependable sort of creature.
The worst part of it was that every woman of his acquaintance was absolutely positive that she knew the perfect woman for him, or if not, then she was quite sure that a perfect woman did indeed exist.
That no woman ever thought herself the perfect woman had not gone unnoticed. Well, by Hugh, at least. Everyone else was oblivious.
But he carried on, because there could be no point in doing otherwise. And as he had always suspected that women were the cleverer sex, he still held out hope that the perfect woman was indeed out there.
After all, no fewer than four dozen women had said so. They couldn’t all be wrong.
But Hugh was nearing thirty, and Miss Perfection had not yet seen fit to reveal herself. Hugh was beginning to think that he should take matters into his own hands, except that he hadn’t the slightest idea how
to do such a thing, especially as he’d just taken a living in a rather quiet corner of Wiltshire, and there didn’t seem to be a single appropriately aged unmarried female in his parish.
Remarkable but true.
Maybe he should wander over to Gloucestershire Sunday next. There was a vacancy there, and he’d been asked to pitch in and deliver a sermon or two until they found a new vicar. There had to be at least one unattached female. The whole of the Cotswolds couldn’t be bereft.
But this wasn’t the time to dwell on such things. He was just arriving for tea with Mrs. Bridgerton, an invitation for which he was enormously grateful. He was still familiarizing himself with the area and its inhabitants, but it had taken but one church service to know that Mrs. Bridgerton was universally liked and admired. She seemed quite clever and kind as well.
He hoped she liked to gossip. He really needed someone to fill him in on the neighborhood lore. One really couldn’t tend to one’s flock without knowing its history.
He’d also heard that her cook laid a very fine tea. The biscuits had been mentioned in particular.
“Mr. Woodson to see you, Mrs. Bridgerton.”
Hugh stepped into the drawing room as the butler stated his name. He was rather glad he’d forgotten to eat lunch because the house smelled heavenly and—
And then he quite forgot everything.
Why he’d come.
Who he was.
The color of the sky, even, and the smell of the grass.
Indeed, as he stood there in the arched doorway of the Bridgertons’ drawing room, he knew one thing, and one thing only.
The woman on the sofa, the one with the extraordinary eyes who was not Mrs. Bridgerton, was Miss Perfection.
Sophie Bridgerton knew a thing or two about love at first sight. She had, once upon a time, been hit by its proverbial lightning bolt, struck dumb with breathless passion, heady bliss, and an odd tingling sensation across her entire body.
Or at least, that was how she remembered it.
She also remembered that while Cupid’s arrow had, in her case, proven remarkably accurate, it had taken quite a while for her and Benedict to reach their happily ever after. So even though she wanted to bounce in her seat with glee as she watched Posy and Mr. Woodson stare at each other like a pair of lovesick puppies, another part of her—the extremely practical, born-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-blanket, I-am-well-aware-that-the-world-is-not-made-up-of-rain-bows-and-angels part of her—was trying to hold back her excitement.
But the thing about Sophie was, no matter how awful her childhood had been (and parts of it had been quite dreadfully awful), no matter what cruelties and indignities she’d faced in her life (and there, too, she’d not been fortunate), she was, at heart, an incurable romantic.
Which brought her to Posy.
It was true that Posy visited several times each year, and it was also true that one of those visits almost always coincided with the end of the season, but Sophie might have added a little extra entreaty to her recently tendered invitation. She might have exaggerated a bit when describing how quickly the children were growing, and there was a chance that she had actually lied when she said that she was feeling poorly.
But in this case, the ends absolutely justified the means. Oh, Posy had told her that she would be perfectly content to remain unmarried, but Sophie did not believe her for a second. Or to be more precise, Sophie believed that Posy believed that she would be perfectly content. But one had only to look at Posy snuggling little William and Alexander to know that she was a born mother, and that the world would be a much poorer place if Posy did not have a passel of children to call her own.
It was true that Sophie had, one time or twelve, made a point of introducing Posy to whichever unattached gentleman was to be found at the moment in Wiltshire, but this time…
This time Sophie knew.
This time it was love.
“Mr. Woodson,” she said, trying not to grin like a madwoman, “may I introduce you to my dear sister, Miss Posy Reiling?”
Mr. Woodson looked as if he thought he was saying something, but the truth was, he was staring at Posy as if he’d just met Aphrodite.
“Posy,” Sophie continued, “this is Mr. Woodson, our new vicar. He is only recently arrived, what was it, three weeks ago?”
He had been in residence for nearly two months. Sophie knew this perfectly well, but she was eager to see if he’d been listening well enough to correct her.
He just nodded, never taking his eyes off Posy.
“Please, Mr. Woodson,” Sophie murmured, “do sit down.”
He managed to understand her meaning and lowered himself into a chair.
“Tea, Mr. Woodson?” Sophie inquired.
He nodded.
“Posy, will you pour?”
Posy nodded.
Sophie waited, then when it became apparent that Posy wasn’t going to do much of anything besides smile at Mr. Woodson, she said, “Posy.”
Posy turned to look at her, but her head moved so slowly and with such reluctance, it was as if a giant magnet had turned its force onto her.
“Will you pour Mr. Woodson’s tea?” Sophie murmured, trying to restrict her smile to her eyes.
“Oh. Of course.” Posy turned back to the vicar, that silly smile returning to her face. “Would you like some tea?”
Normally, Sophie might have mentioned that she had already asked Mr. Woodson if he wanted tea, but there was nothing normal about this encounter, so she decided simply to sit back and observe.
“I would love some,” Mr. Woodson said to Posy. “Above all else.”
Really, Sophie thought, it was as if she weren’t even there.
“How do you take it?” Posy asked.
“However you wish.”
Oh now, this was too much. No man fell so blindingly into love that he no longer held a preference for his tea. This was England, for heaven’s sake. More to the point, this was tea.
“We have both milk and sugar,” Sophie said, unable to help herself. She’d intended to sit and watch, but really, even the most hopeless romantic couldn’t have remained silent.
Mr. Woodson didn’t hear her.
“Either of them would be appropriate in your cup,” she added.
“You have the most extraordinary eyes,” he said, and his voice was full of wonder, as if he couldn’t quite believe that he was right there in this room, with Posy.
“Your smile,” Posy said in return. “It’s…lovely.”
He leaned forward. “Do you like roses, Miss Reiling?”
Posy nodded.
“I must bring you some.”
Sophie gave up trying to appear serene and finally let herself grin. It wasn’t as if either of them were looking at her, anyway. “We have roses,” she said.
No response.
“In the back garden.”
Again, nothing.
“Where the two of you might go for a stroll.”
It was as if someone had just stuck a pin on both of them.
“Oh, shall we?”
“I would be delighted.”
“Please, allow me to—”
“Take my arm.”
“I would—”
“You must—”
By the time Posy and Mr. Woodson were at the door, Sophie could hardly tell who was saying what. And not a drop of tea had entered Mr. Woodson’s cup.
Sophie waited for a full minute, then burst out laughing, clapping her hand over her mouth to stifle the sound although she wasn’t sure why she needed to. It was a laugh of pure delight. Pride, too, at having orchestrated the whole thing.
“What are you laughing about?” It was Benedict, wandering into the room, his fingers stained with paint. “Ah, biscuits. Excellent. I’m famished. Forgot to eat this morning.” He took the last one and frowned. “You might have left more for me.”
“It’s Posy,” Sophie said, grinning. “And Mr. Woodson. I predict a very short engagement.”
Benedi
ct’s eyes widened. He turned to the door, then to the window. “Where are they?”
“In the back. We can’t see them from here.”
He chewed thoughtfully. “But we could from my studio.”
For about two seconds neither moved. But only two seconds.
They ran for the door, pushing and shoving their way down the hall to Benedict’s studio, which jutted out of the back of the house, giving it light from three directions. Sophie got there first, although not by entirely fair means, and let out a shocked gasp.
“What is it?” Benedict said from the doorway.
“They’re kissing!”
He strode forward. “They are not.”
“Oh, they are.”
He drew up beside her, and his mouth fell open. “Well, I’ll be damned.”
And Sophie, who never cursed, responded, “I know. I know.”
“And they only just met? Really?”
“You kissed me the first night we met,” she pointed out.
“That was different.”
Sophie managed to pull her attention from the kissing couple on the lawn for just long enough to demand, “How?”
He thought about that for a moment, then answered, “It was a masquerade.”
“Oh, so it’s all right to kiss someone if you don’t know who she is?”
“Not fair, Sophie,” he said, clucking as he shook his head. “I asked you, and you wouldn’t tell me.”
That was true enough to put an end to that particular branch of the conversation, and they stood there for another moment, shamelessly watching Posy and the vicar. They’d stopped kissing and were now talking—from the looks of it, a mile a minute. Posy would speak, and then Mr. Woodson would nod vigorously and interrupt her, and then she would interrupt him, and then he looked like he was giggling, of all things, and then Posy began to speak with such animation that her arms waved all about her head.
“What on earth could they be saying?” Sophie wondered.
“Probably everything they should have said before he kissed her.” Benedict frowned, crossing his arms. “How long have they been at this, anyway?”
“You’ve been watching just as long as I have.”