I know I said before that I was over it and that the break up wasn't about that. And it wasn't completely. That was merely one of a number of factors as I trust I have made clear by now. But we both knew it wasn't not about that didn't we? It was, after all, a thing.
Well if I've misled you at all I apologise but come on, we barely know each other. I'll try to be more open with you in future.
But we're nearing the main event now so I'll not hold you up too much longer with all this Mel talk and the thing, and whether or not I've merely drawn a line under the whole episode and moved on or whether there's still some residual pain and mistrust as a result of the real or perceived betrayal. I'll drop it.