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  CHAPTER LVII.

  THE IDEAS OF THE DUC D'ANJOU.

  Bussy returned home, but instead of St. Luc, whom he expected,he found only a letter fixing their meeting for the next day.About six in the morning St. Luc started, and rode straight toBussy's house.

  "Accept the hospitality of my poor hut, St. Luc," said Bussy,"I am encamped here."

  "Yes, like a conqueror on the field of battle."

  "What do you mean?"

  "I mean, dear Bussy, that my wife has no secrets from me, andhas told me all. Receive my compliments, but, since you havesent for me, permit me to give you a piece of advice."

  "Well."

  "Get rid as soon as possible of that abominable Monsoreau; noone at the court knows of your love for his wife, so when youmarry the widow, no one will say you killed him on purpose."

  "There is but one obstacle to this project, which presented itselfto my mind, as to yours."

  "What is it?"

  "That I have sworn to Diana to respect the life of her husband,as long as he does not attack me."

  "You were very wrong."

  "Why so?"

  "Because if you do not take the initiative, he will discover you,and will kill you."

  "I cannot break my oath to Diana. Besides, he who is now a monsterin all eyes, would be thought an angel in his tomb."

  "Therefore I do not advise you to kill him yourself."

  "Oh, St. Luc, no assassins."

  "Who spoke of assassins?"

  "Of what then?"

  "Nothing; an idea passed through my mind; I will tell you whatit was at another time. I do not love this Monsoreau much morethan you, although I have not the same reason to detest him,so let us speak of the wife instead of the husband."

  Bussy smiled. "You are a capital companion, St Luc," said he,"and you may count on my friendship. Now my friendship consistsof three things, my purse, my sword, and my life. Now, what aboutDiana?"

  "I wished to ask if you were not coming to Meridor."

  "My dear friend, I thank you, but you know my scruples."

  "I know all. At Meridor you fear to meet Monsoreau, althoughhe is eighty leagues off; fear to have to shake his hand, andit is hard to shake the hand of the man you wish to strangle;you fear to see him embrace Diana, and it is hard to see thatof the woman you love."

  "Ah! how well you understand!" cried Bussy, with rage; "but,my dear friend, did you not hear last night the noise of bellsand guns?"

  "Yes; and we wondered what it meant."

  "It meant that the Duc d'Anjou arrived last night."

  St. Luc jumped up. "The duke here! We heard he was imprisonedat the Louvre."

  "That is just why he is now at Angers. He managed to escape througha window, and came here."

  "Well?"

  "Well, here is an excellent opportunity to revenge yourself forthe king's persecutions. The prince has already a party, he willsoon have troops, and we shall have something like a little civilwar."

  "Oh! oh!"

  "And I reckoned on you to help us."

  "Against the king?" said St. Luc, with sudden coldness.

  "Not precisely against the king, but against those who fight againstus."

  "My dear Bussy, I came here for country air, not to fight againsthis majesty."

  "But let me present you to monseigneur."

  "Useless, my dear Bussy, I do not like Angers."

  "My dear St. Luc, you will do me a great service by consenting;the duke asked me what I came here for, and, not being able totell because of his own passion for Diana, I said that I hadcome to draw to his cause all the gentlemen in the Canton; I eventold him I had a rendezvous with one this morning."

  "Well! tell him you have seen the gentleman, and that he askssix months to consider. Listen, I will always help you to defendDiana, you shall help me to defend my wife. We will make a treatyfor love, but not for politics."

  "I see, I must yield to you, St. Luc, for you have the advantageover me. I want you, and you do not want me."

  "On the contrary, it is I who claim your protection."

  "How so?"

  "Suppose the rebels besiege and sack Meridor."

  The two friends laughed; then, as the duke had sent to inquirefor Bussy, they separated with renewed promises of friendship,and charmed with each other.

  Bussy went to the ducal palace, where already all the nobility ofthe provinces were arriving. He hastened to arrange an officialreception, a repast and speeches, and having thus cut out somehours' occupation for the prince, mounted his other horse, andgalloped to Meridor. The duke made some good speeches, and produceda great effect, giving himself out for a prince persecuted bythe king on account of the love of the Parisians for him. WhenBussy returned, it was four in the afternoon; he dismounted,and presented himself to the duke all covered with dust.

  "Ah! my brave Bussy, you have been at work?"

  "You see, monseigneur."

  "You are very hot."

  "I have ridden fast."

  "Take care not to get ill again."

  "There is no danger."

  "Whence do you come?"

  "From the environs. Is your highness content? have you had a numerousassemblage?"

  "Yes, I am pretty well satisfied, but I missed some one."

  "Who?"

  "Your protege, the Baron de Meridor."

  Bussy changed color.

  "And yet we must not neglect him," continued the duke, "he isinfluential here."

  "You think so?"

  "I am sure of it. He was the correspondent of the League at Angers,chosen by M. de Guise, and the Guises choose their men well. Hemust come, Bussy."

  "But if he does not come?"

  "I will go to him."

  "To Meridor?"

  "Why not?"

  "Oh, why not, certainly," cried Bussy, with flashing eyes, "aprince may do anything."

  "Then you think he is still angry with me?"

  "How should I know?"

  "You have not seen him?"

  "No."

  "As one of the great men of the province, I thought----"

  "I was not sufficiently fortunate in the former promises I madehim to be in a hurry to present myself to him."

  "Has he not attained his object?"

  "How so?"

  "He wanted his daughter to marry the count, and she has done so."

  Bussy turned his back on the duke, who, at the same moment, movedtowards another gentleman who entered the room. Bussy began toreflect on what the duke's projects were with regard to thebaron--whether they were purely political, or whether he was stillseeking to approach Diana; but he imagined that, embroiled withhis brother, banished from the Louvre, and the chief of provincialinsurrection, he had sufficiently grave interests at stake tooutweigh his love fancies. He passed the night banqueting withthe duke and the Angevin gentlemen, then in dancing with theAngevin ladies. It is needless to say that he was the admirationof the latter, and the hatred of the husbands, several of whomlooked at him in a way which did not please him, so that, curlinghis mustachios, he invited three or four of them to take a walkwith him by moonlight; but his reputation had preceded him, andthey all declined.

  At the door Bussy found a laughing face waiting for him, whichhe believed to be eighty leagues off.

  "Ah," cried he joyfully, "it is you, Remy."

  "Yes monsieur."

  "I was going to write to you to join me."

  "Really!"

  "On my word."

  "That is capital; I was afraid you would scold me."

  "For what?"

  "For coming without leave. But I heard that Monsieur le Duc d'Anjouhad escaped, and had fled here. I knew you were here also, and Ithought there might be civil war, and many holes made in skins,so I came."

  "You did well, Remy; I wanted you."

  "How is Gertrude, monsieur?"

  "I will ask Diana the first time I see her."

  "And, in return, every time I see her I will ask for news of Madamede Mo
nsoreau."

  "You are charming."

  Meanwhile they had reached Bussy's lodging.

  "Here is my palace; you must lodge as you can."

  "It will not be difficult; I could sleep standing, I am so tired."

  Bussy rose early the next morning, and went to the ducal palace,leaving word for Remy to follow him. The duke had prepared alist of important things to be done: firstly, a walk round thewalls to examine the fortifications; secondly, a review of theinhabitants and their arms; thirdly, a visit to the arsenal;fourthly, correspondence.

  "Ah!" cried the duke, "you already!"

  "Ma foi! yes, monseigneur; I could not sleep, your highness'sinterests were so much on my mind. What shall we do this morning?Shall we hunt?"

  "How!" said the duke, "you pretend to have been thinking allnight of my interests, and the result of so much meditation isto propose to me a hunt!"

  "True," said Bussy; "besides, we have no hounds."

  "And no chief huntsman."

  "Ah, ma foi! the chase would be more agreeable without him."

  "Ah, I am not like you--I want him; he would have been very usefulto us here."

  "How so?"

  "He has property here."

  "He!"

  "He or his wife."

  Bussy bit his lips.

  "Meridor is only three leagues off, you know that," continuedthe duke, "you, who brought the old baron to me."

  "Dame! I brought him because he hung on to my cloak. However,my protection did not do him much good."

  "Listen," said the duke, "I have an idea."

  "Diable!" said Bussy, who was always suspicious of the duke'sideas.

  "Yes; it is that, if Monsoreau had the advantage over you at first,you shall have it now."

  "What do you mean?"

  "It is very simple; you know me, Bussy?"

  "I have that misfortune."

  "Think you I am the man to submit to an affront with impunity?"

  "Explain yourself, monseigneur."

  "Well, he stole the young girl I loved to make her his wife; nowI will steal his wife!"

  Bussy tried to smile, but made a grimace instead.

  "Steal his wife!" stammered he.

  "Nothing more easy, she is here, and you told me she hated herhusband; therefore, without too much vanity, I may flatter myselfshe will give me the preference, if I promise her----"

  "What, monseigneur?"

  "To get rid of her husband for her."

  "You will do that?"

  "You shall see. Meanwhile I will pay a visit to Meridor."

  "You will dare?"

  "Why not?"

  "You will present yourself before the old baron, whom you abandonedafter promising me----"

  "I have an excellent excuse to give him."

  "Where the devil will you find it?"

  "Oh! I will say to him, I did not break this marriage, becauseMonsoreau, who knew that you were one of the principal agentsto the League, threatened to denounce you to the king."

  "Has your highness invented that?"

  "Not entirely."

  "Then I understand."

  "Yes, I shall make him believe that by marrying his daughter Isaved his life."

  "It is superb."

  "Well! order the horses, and we will go to Meridor."

  "Immediately, monseigneur." Bussy then went to the door, butturned back and said, "How many horses will your highness have?"

  "Oh, four or five, what you like."

  "If you leave it to me, I shall take a hundred."

  "What for?" cried the prince, surprised.

  "To have at least twenty-five I can rely on in case of attack."

  "Attack!"

  "Yes, I have heard that there are thick woods in that neighborhood,and it would not surprise me if we fell into some ambush."

  "Ah, do you think so?"

  "Monseigneur knows that true courage does not exclude prudence;I will order one hundred and fifty."

  And he moved towards the door.

  "A moment," said the prince. "Do you think I am in safety at Angers?"

  "Why, the town is not very strong, but well defended----"

  "Yes, but it may be badly defended; however brave you are, youcan be but in one place at a time."

  "True."

  "Then if I am not in safety here--and I am not if Bussy doubts----"

  "I did not say I doubted."

  "If I am not safe, I had better make myself so. I will go to thecastle and entrench myself."

  "You are right, monseigneur."

  "And then another idea."

  "The morning is fruitful."

  "I will make the Meridors come here."

  "Monseigneur, you are grand to-day. Now let us visit the castle."

  Bussy went out while the prince was getting ready, and foundRemy waiting. He wrote hastily a little note, picked a bunch ofroses from the conservatory, rolled the note round the stems,went to the stable, brought out his horse, and, putting Remyon it, and giving him the bouquet, led him out of the city.

  "Now," said he, "let Roland go; at the end of this road you willfind the forest, in the forest a park, round the park a wall,and at that part of the wall where Roland stops, throw over thisbouquet."

  "He whom you expect does not come," said the note, "because hewho was not expected has come, and is more menacing than ever,for he loves still. Take with the lips and the heart all thatis invisible to the eyes in this paper."

  In half an hour Remy reached his destination, carried by hishorse, and threw over the bouquet; a little cry from the otherside told him it had been received. Then Remy returned, in spiteof his horse, which seemed much put out at losing its accustomedrepast on the acorns. Remy joined Bussy as he was exploring acave with the prince.

  "Well," said he to his messenger, "what did you hear or see?"

  "A wall, a cry, seven leagues," replied Remy laconically.