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  LETTER XX

  MR. LOVELACE, TO JOHN BELFORD, ESQ.

  A letter is put into my hands by Wilson himself.--Such a letter!

  A letter from Miss Howe to her cruel friend!--

  I made no scruple to open it.

  It is a miracle that I fell not into fits at the reading of it; and atthe thought of what might have been the consequence, had it come into thehands of this Clarissa Harlowe. Let my justly-excited rage excuse myirreverence.

  Collins, though not his day, brought it this afternoon to Wilson's, witha particular desire that it might be sent with all speed to MissBeaumont's lodgings, and given, if possible, into her own hands. He hadbefore been here (at Mrs. Sinclair's with intent to deliver it to thelady with his own hand; but was told [too truly told!] that she wasabroad; but that they would give her any thing he should leave for herthe moment she returned.) But he cared not to trust them with hisbusiness, and went away to Wilson's, (as I find by the description of himat both places,) and there left the letter; but not till he had a secondtime called here, and found her not come in.

  The letter [which I shall enclose; for it is too long to transcribe] willaccount to thee for Collins's coming hither.

  O this devilish Miss Howe;--something must be resolved upon and done withthat little fury!

  ***

  Thou wilt see the margin of this cursed letter crowded with indices[>>>]. I put them to mark the places which call for vengeance upon thevixen writer, or which require animadversion. Return thou it to me themoment thou hast perused it.

  Read it here; and avoid trembling for me, if thou canst.

  TO MISS LAETITIA BEAUMONTWEDNESDAY, JUNE 7.

  MY DEAREST FRIEND,

  You will perhaps think that I have been too long silent. But I had begun two letters at differ- ent times since my last, and written a great deal>>> each time; and with spirit enough, I assure you; incensed as I was against the abominable wretch you are with; particularly on reading your's of the 21st of the past month.*

  * See Vol. IV. Letter XLVI.

  >>> The first I intended to keep open till I could give you some account of my proceedings with Mrs. Townsend. It was some days before I saw her: and this intervenient space giving me time to re- peruse what I had written, I thought it proper to lay>>> that aside, and to write in a style a little less fervent;>>> for you would have blamed me, I know, for the free- dom of some of my expressions. [Execrations, if you please.] And when I had gone a good way in the second, the change in your prospects, on his communicating to you Miss Montague's letter, and his better behaviour, occasioning a change in your mind, I laid that aside also. And in this uncer- tainty, thought I would wait to see the issue of affairs between you before I wrote again; believing that all would soon be decided one way or other.

  I had still, perhaps, held this resolution, [as every appearance, according to your letters, was more and more promising,] had not the two passed days fur- nished me with intelligence which it highly imports you to know.

  But I must stop here, and take a little walk, to try to keep down that just indignation which rises to my pen, when I am about to relate to you what I must communicate.

  ***

  I am not my own mistress enough--then my mother--always up and down--and watching as if I were writing to a fellow. But I will try if I can contain myself in tolerable bounds.

  The women of the house where you are--O my dear, the women of the house--but you never thought highly of them--so it cannot be very sur->>> prising--nor would you have staid so long with them, had not the notion of removing to one of your own, made you less uneasy, and less curious about their characters, and behaviour. Yet I could now wish, that you had been less reserved among them>>> --But I tease you--In short, my dear, you are certainly in a devilish house!--Be assured that the woman is one of the vilest women--nor does she go to you by her right name--[Very true!]-- Her name is not Sinclair, nor is the street she lives in Dover-street. Did you never go out by your- self, and discharge the coach or chair, and return>>> by another coach or chair? If you did, [yet I don't remember that you ever wrote to me, that you did,] you would never have found your way to the vile house, either by the woman's name, Sin- clair, or by the street's name, mentioned by that Doleman in his letter about the lodgings.*

  * Vol. III. Letters XXXVIII. and XXXIX.

  The wretch might indeed have held out these false lights a little more excusably, had the house been an honest house; and had his end only been to prevent mischief from your brother. But this contrivance was antecedent, as I think, to your brother's project; so that no excuse can be made>>> for his intentions at the time--the man, whatever he may now intend, was certainly then, even then, a villain in his heart.

  ***

  >>> I am excessively concerned that I should be pre- vailed upon, between your over-niceness, on one hand, and my mother's positiveness, on the other, to be satisfied without knowing how to direct to you at your lodgings. I think too, that the proposal that I should be put off to a third-hand knowledge, or rather veiled in a first-hand ignorance, came from him, and that it was only acquiesced in by you, as it was by me,* upon needless and weak considera- tions; because, truly, I might have it to say, if challenged, that I knew not where to send to you! I am ashamed of myself!--Had this been at first excusable, it could not be a good reason for going on in the folly, when you had no liking to the>>> house, and when he began to play tricks, and delay with you.--What! I was to mistrust myself, was I? I was to allow it to be thought, that I could>>> not keep my own secret?--But the house to be>>> taken at this time, and at that time, led us both on>>> --like fools, like tame fools, in a string. Upon my life, my dear, this man is a vile, a contemptible villain--I must speak out!--How has he laughed in his sleeve at us both, I warrant, for I can't tell how long!

  * See Vol. III. Letter LVI. par. 12. and Letter LVIII. par. 12.--Wherethe reader will observe, that the proposal came from herself; which, asit was also mentioned by Mr. Lovelace, (towards the end of Letter I. inVol. IV.) she may be presumed to have forgotten. So that Clarissa had adouble inducement for acquiescing with the proposed method of carrying onthe correspondence between Miss Howe and herself by Wilson's conveyance,and by the name of Laetitia Beaumont.

  And yet who could have thought that a man of>>> fortune, and some reputation, [this Doleman, I mean--not your wretch, to be sure!] formerly a rake, indeed, [I inquired after him long ago; and so was the easier satisfied;] but married to a woman of family--having had a palsy-blow--and,>>> one would think, a penitent, should recommend such a house [why, my dear, he could not inquire of it, but must find it to be bad] to such a man as Lovelace, to bring his future, nay, his then supposed, bride to?

  ***

  >>> I write, perhaps, with too much violence, to be clear, but I cannot help it. Yet I lay down my pen, and take it up every ten minutes, in order to write with some temper--my mother too, in and out--What need I, (she asks me,) lock myself in, if I am only reading past correspondencies? For>>> that is my pretence, when she comes poking in with her face sharpened to an edge, as I may say, by a curiosity that gives her more pain than pleasure.-->>> The Lord forgive me; but I believe I shall huff her next time she comes in.

  ***

  Do you forgive me too, my dear--my mother ought; because she says, I am my father's girl; and because I am sure I am her's. I don't kow what to do--I don't know what to write next--I have so much to write, yet have so little patience, and so little opportunity.

  But I will tell you how I came by my intelli->>
> gence. That being a fact, and requiring the less attention, I will try to account to you for that.

  Thus, then, it came about: 'Miss Lardner (whom you have seen at her cousin Biddulph's) saw you at St. James's Church on Sunday was fort- night. She kept you in her eye during the whole time; but could not once obtain the notice of your's, though she courtesied to you twice. She thought to pay her compliments to you when the service was over, for she doubted not but you were married-->>> and for an odd reason--because you came to church by yourself. Every eye, (as usual, wherever you are, she said,) was upon you; and this seeming to give you hurry, and you being nearer the door than she, you slid out, before she could get to you.--But she ordered her servant to follow you till you were housed. This servant saw you step into a chair, which waited for you; and you ordered the men to carry you to the place where they took you up.

  'The next day, Miss Lardner sent the same servant, out of mere curiosity, to make private in- quiry whether Mr. Lovelace were, or were not, with you there.--And this inquiry brought out,>>> from different people, that the house was suspected to be one of those genteel wicked houses, which receive and accommodate fashionable people of both sexes.

  'Miss Lardner, confounded at this strange intel- ligence, made further inquiry; enjoining secrecy to the servant she had sent, as well as to the gentle->>> man whom she employed; who had it confirmed from a rakish friend, who knew the house; and told him, that there were two houses: the one in which all decent appearances were preserved, and guests rarely admitted; the other, the receptacle of those who were absolutely engaged, and broken to the vile yoke.'

  >>> Say--my dear creature--say--Shall I not exe- crate the wretch?--But words are weak--What can I say, that will suitably express my abhorrence of such a villain as he must have been, when he meditated to carry a Clarissa to such a place!

  'Miss Lardner kept this to herself some days, not knowing what to do; for she loves you, and admires you of all women. At last she revealed it, but in confidence, to Miss Biddulph, by letter. Miss Biddulph, in like confidence, being afraid it would distract me, were I to know it, communi- cated it to Miss Lloyd; and so, like a whispered scandal, it passed through several canals, and then it came to me; which was not till last Monday.'

  I thought I should have fainted upon the surpris- ing communication. But rage taking place, it blew away the sudden illness. I besought Miss Lloyd to re-enjoin secrecy to every one. I told her that>>> I would not for the world that my mother, or any of your family, should know it. And I instantly caused a trusty friend to make what inquiries he could about Tomlinson.

  >>> I had thoughts to have done it before I had this intelligence: but not imagining it to be needful, and little thinking that you could be in such a house, and as you were pleased with your changed prospects, I>>> forbore. And the rather forbore, as the matter is so laid, that Mrs. Hodges is supposed to know nothing of the projected treaty of accommodation; but, on the contrary, that it was designed to be a secret to her, and to every body but immediate parties; and it was Mrs. Hodges that I had pro- posed to sound by a second hand.

  >>> Now, my dear, it is certain, without applying to that too-much-favoured housekeeper, that there is not such a man within ten miles of your uncle.-- Very true!--One Tomkins there is, about four miles off; but he is a day-labourer: and one Thompson, about five miles distant the other way; but he is a parish schoolmaster, poor, and about seventy.

  >>> A man, thought but of L.800 a year, cannot come from one country to settle in another, but every body in both must know it, and talk of it.

  >>> Mrs. Hodges may yet be sounded at a distance, if you will. Your uncle is an old man. Old men imagine themselves under obligation to their para->>> mours, if younger than themselves, and seldom keep any thing from their knowledge. But if we suppose him to make secret of this designed treaty, it is impossible, before that treaty was thought of, but she must have seen him, at least have heard your uncle speak praisefully of a man he is said to be so intimate with, let him have been ever so little a while in those parts.

  >>> Yet, methinks, the story is so plausible--Tom- linson, as you describe him, is so good a man, and so much of a gentleman; the end to be answered>>> by his being an impostor, so much more than neces- sary if Lovelace has villany in his head; and as>>> you are in such a house--your wretch's behaviour to him was so petulant and lordly; and Tomlin- son's answer so full of spirit and circumstance;>>> and then what he communicated to you of Mr. Hickman's application to your uncle, and of Mrs. Norton's to your mother, [some of which particu->>> lars, I am satisfied, his vile agent, Joseph Leman, could not reveal to his vile employer;] his press- ing on the marriage-day, in the name of your uncle, which it could not answer any wicked pur->>> pose for him to do; and what he writes of your uncle's proposal, to have it thought that you were married from the time that you have lived in one house together; and that to be made to agree with the time of Mr. Hickman's visit to your uncle.>>> The insisting on a trusty person's being present at the ceremony, at that uncle's nomination--These things make me willing to try for a tolerable construc- tion to be made of all. Though I am so much puzzled by what occurs on both sides of the ques->>> tion, that I cannot but abhor the devilish wretch, whose inventions and contrivances are for ever em- ploying an inquisitive head, as mine is, without affording the means of absolute detection.

  But this is what I am ready to conjecture, that Tomlinson, specious as he is, is a machine of Love->>> lace; and that he is employed for some end, which has not yet been answered. This is certain, that not only Tomlinson, but Mennell, who, I think, attended you more than once at this vile house, must know it to be a vile house.

  What can you then think of Tomlinson's declar- ing himself in favour of it upon inquiry?

  Lovelace too must know it to be so; if not before he brought you to it, soon after.

  >>> Perhaps the company he found there, may be the most probable way of accounting for his bearing with the house, and for his strange suspensions of marriage, when it was in his power to call such an angel of a woman his.--

  >>> O my dear, the man is a villain!--the greatest of villains, in every light!--I am convinced that he is.--And this Doleman must be another of his implements!

  >>> There are so many wretches who think that to be no sin, which is one of the greatest and most ungrateful of all sins,--to ruin young creatures of our sex who place their confidence in them; that the wonder is less than the shame, that people, of appearance at least, are found to promote the horrid purposes of profligates of fortune and interest!

  >>> But can I think [you will ask with indignant astonishment] that Lovelace can have designs upon your honour?

  >>> That such designs he has had, if he still hold them or not, I can have no doubt, now that I know the house he has brought you to, to be a vile one. This is a clue that has led me to account for all his behaviour to you ever since you have been in his hands.

  Allow me a brief retrospection of it all.

  We both know, that pride, revenge, and a delight to tread in unbeaten paths, are principal ingredients in the character of this finished libertine.

  >>> He hates all your family--yourself excepted: and I have several times thought, that I have seen>>> him stung and mortified that love has obliged him to kneel at your footstool, because you are a Har- lowe. Yet is this wretch a savage in love.--Love>>> that humanizes the fiercest
spirits, has not been able to subdue his. His pride, and the credit which a>>> few plausible qualities, sprinkled among his odious ones, have given him, have secured him too good a reception from our eye-judging, our undistinguish- ing, our self-flattering, our too-confiding sex, to make assiduity and obsequiousness, and a conquest of his unruly passions, any part of his study.

  >>> He has some reason for his animosity to all the men, and to one woman of your family. He has always shown you, and his own family too, that he>>> prefers his pride to his interest. He is a declared marriage-hater; a notorious intriguer; full of his inventions, and glorying in them: he never could draw you into declarations of love; nor till your>>> wise relations persecuted you as they did, to receive his addresses as a lover. He knew that you pro- fessedly disliked him for his immoralities; he could not, therefore, justly blame you for the coldness and indifference of your behaviour to him.

  >>> The prevention of mischief was your first main view in the correspondence he drew you into. He ought not, then, to have wondered that you declared your preference of the single life to any matrimonial engagement. He knew that this was always your>>> preference; and that before he tricked you away so artfully. What was his conduct to you afterwards, that you should of a sudden change it?

  Thus was your whole behaviour regular, con- sistent, and dutiful to those to whom by birth you owed duty; and neither prudish, coquettish, nor tyrannical to him.

  >>> He had agreed to go on with you upon those your own terms, and to rely only on his own merits and future reformation for your favour.

  >>> It was plain to me, indeed, to whom you com- municated all that you knew of your own heart, though not all of it that I found out, that love had pretty early gained footing in it. And this you yourself would have discovered sooner than you>>> did, had not his alarming, his unpolite, his rough conduct, kept it under.

  >>> I knew by experience that love is a fire that is not to be played with without burning one's fingers: I knew it to be a dangerous thing for two single persons of different sexes to enter into familiarity and correspondence with each other: Since, as to the latter, must not a person be capable of premedi- tated art, who can sit down to write, and not write from the heart?--And a woman to write her heart to a man practised in deceit, or even to a man of some character, what advantage does it give him over her?

  >>> As this man's vanity had made him imagine, that no woman could be proof against love, when his address was honourable; no wonder that he struggled, like a lion held in toils, against a passion that he thought not returned. And how could you, at first, show a return in love, to so fierce a spirit, and who had seduced you away by vile artifices, but to the approval of those artifices.

  >>> Hence, perhaps, it is not difficult to believe, that it became possible for such a wretch as this to give way to his old prejudices against marriage; and to that revenge which had always been a first passion with him.

  This is the only way, I think, to account for his horrid views in bringing you to a vile house.

  And now may not all the rest be naturally accounted for?--His delays--his teasing ways-- his bringing you to bear with his lodging in the same house--his making you pass to the people of>>> it as his wife, though restrictively so, yet with hope, no doubt, (vilest of villains as he is!) to take you>>> at an advantage--his bringing you into the com- pany of his libertine companions--the attempt of imposing upon you that Miss Partington for a bedfellow, very probably his own invention for the worst of purposes--his terrifying you at many different times--his obtruding himself upon you when you went out to church; no doubt to prevent your finding out what the people of the house were --the advantages he made of your brother's foolish project with Singleton.

  See, my dear, how naturally all this follows from>>> the discovery made by Miss Lardner. See how the monster, whom I thought, and so often called,>>> a fool, comes out to have been all the time one of the greatest villains in the world!

  But if this is so, what, [it would be asked by an indifferent person,] has hitherto saved you? Glorious creature!--What, morally speaking, but your watchfulness! What but that, and the majesty of your virtue; the native dignity, which, in a situation so very difficult, (friendless, destitute, passing for a wife, cast into the company of crea- tures accustomed to betray and ruin innocent hearts,) has hitherto enabled you to baffle, over-awe, and confound, such a dangerous libertine as this; so habitually remorseless, as you have observed him to be; so very various in his temper, so inventive, so seconded, so supported, so instigated, too pro- bably, as he has been!--That native dignity, that heroism, I will call it, which has, on all proper occasions, exerted itself in its full lustre, unmingled>>> with that charming obligingness and condescending sweetness, which is evermore the softener of that dignity, when your mind is free and unapprehen- sive!

  >>> Let me stop to admire, and to bless my beloved friend, who, unhappily for herself, at an age so tender, unacquainted as she was with the world, and with the vile arts of libertines, having been called upon to sustain the hardest and most shocking trials, from persecuting relations on one hand, and from a villanous lover on the other, has been enabled to give such an illustrious example of fortitude and prudence as never woman gave before her; and who, as I have heretofore observed,* has made a far greater figure in adversity, than she possibly could have made, had all her shining qualities been exerted in their full force and power, by the con->>> tinuance of that prosperous run of fortune which attended her for eighteen years of life out of nineteen.

  * See Vol. IV. Letters XXIV.

  ***

  >>> But now, my dear, do I apprehend, that you are in greater danger than ever yet you have been in; if you are not married in a week; and yet stay in this abominable house. For were you out of it, I own I should not be much afraid for you.

  These are my thoughts, on the most deliberate>>> consideration: 'That he is now convinced, that he has not been able to draw you off your guard: that therefore, if he can obtain no new advantage over you as he goes along, he is resolved to do you all the poor justice that it is in the power of such a wretch as he to do you. He is the rather induced to this, as he sees that all his own family have warmly engaged themselves in your cause: and that it is>>> his highest interest to be just to you. Then the horrid wretch loves you (as well he may) above all women. I have no doubt of this: with such a love>>> as such a wretch is capable of: with such a love as Herod loved his Marianne. He is now therefore, very probably, at last, in earnest.'

  I took time for inquiries of different natures, as I knew, by the train you are in, that whatever his designs are, they cannot ripen either for good or>>> evil till something shall result from this device of his about Tomlinson and your uncle.

  Device I have no doubt that it is, whatever this dark, this impenetrable spirit intends by it.

  >>> And yet I find it to be true, that Counsellor Williams (whom Mr. Hickman knows to be a man of eminence in his profession) has actually as good>>> as finished the settlements: that two draughts of them have been made; one avowedly to be sent to one Captain Tomlinson, as the clerk says:--and I find that a license has actually been more than once endeavoured to be obtained; and that difficulties have hitherto been made, equally to Lovelace's>>> vexation and disappointment. My mother's proctor, who is very intimate with the proctor applied to by the wretch, has come at this information in confidence; and hints, tha
t, as Mr. Lovelace is a man of high fortunes, these difficulties will probably be got over.

  But here follow the causes of my apprehension of your danger; which I should not have had a thought>>> of (since nothing very vile has yet been attempted) but on finding what a house you are in, and, on that discovery, laying together and ruminating on past occurrences.

  'You are obliged, from the present favourable>>> appearances, to give him your company whenever he requests it.--You are under a necessity of for- getting, or seeming to forget, past disobligations; and to receive his addresses as those of a betrothed lover.--You will incur the censure of prudery and affectation, even perhaps in your own apprehension, if you keep him at that distance which has hitherto>>> been your security.--His sudden (and as suddenly recovered) illness has given him an opportunity to find out that you love him. [Alas! my dear, I knew you loved him!] He is, as you relate, every>>> hour more and more an encroacher upon it. He has seemed to change his nature, and is all love and>>> gentleness. The wolf has put on the sheep's cloth- ing; yet more than once has shown his teeth, and his hardly-sheathed claws. The instance you have given of his freedom with your person,* which you could not but resent; and yet, as matters are circumstanced between you, could not but pass over, when Tomlinson's letter called you into his>>> company,** show the advantage he has now over you; and also, that if he can obtain greater, he will.--And for this very reason (as I apprehend) it>>> is, that Tomlinson is introduced; that is to say, to give you the greater security, and to be a mediator, if mortal offence be given you by any villanous attempt.--The day seems not now to be so much in your power as it ought to be, since that now partly depends on your uncle, whose presence, at your own motion, he has wished on the occasion. A wish, were all real, very unlikely, I think, to be granted.'

  * She means the freedom Mr. Lovelace took with her before the fire-plot.See Vol. V. Letter XI. When Miss Howe wrote this letter she could notknow of that.** See Vol. V. Letter XII.

  >>> And thus situated, should he offer greater free- doms, must you not forgive him?

  I fear nothing (as I know who has said) that devil carnate or incarnate can fairly do against a>>> virtue so established.*--But surprizes, my dear, in such a house as you are in, and in such circum- stances as I have mentioned, I greatly fear! the>>> man one who has already triumphed over persons worthy of his alliance.

  >>> What then have you to do, but to fly this house, this infernal house!--O that your heart would let you fly the man!

  >>> If you should be disposed so to do, Mrs. Towns- end shall be ready at your command.--But if you meet with no impediments, no new causes of doubt, I think your reputation in the eye of the world,>>> though not your happiness, is concerned, that you should be his--and yet I cannot bear that these libertines should be rewarded for their villany with the best of the sex, when the worst of it are too good for them.

  But if you meet with the least ground for suspicion; if he would detain you at the odious house, or wish you to stay, now you know what>>> the people are; fly him, whatever your prospects are, as well as them.

  In one of your next airings, if you have no other>>> way, refuse to return with him. Name me for your intelligencer, that you are in a bad house, and if you think you cannot now break with him, seem rather>>> to believe that he may not know it to be so; and that I do not believe he does: and yet this belief in us both must appear to be very gross.

  But suppose you desire to go out of town for the air, this sultry weather, and insist upon it? You may plead your health for so doing. He dare not>>> resist such a plea. Your brother's foolish scheme, I am told, is certainly given up; so you need not be afraid on that account.

  If you do not fly the house upon reading of this, or some way or other get out of it, I shall judge of his power over you, by the little you will have over either him or yourself.

  >>> One of my informers has made such slight inquiries concerning Mrs. Fretchville. Did he ever name to you the street or square she lived in?--I don't>>> remember that you, in any of your's, mentioned the place of her abode to me. Strange, very strange, this, I think! No such person or house can be found, near any of the new streets or squares, where the lights I had from your letters led me to imagine>>> her house might be.--Ask him what street the house is in, if he has not told you; and let me>>> know. If he make a difficulty of that circumstance, it will amount to a detection.--And yet, I think, you will have enough without this.

  I shall send this long letter by Collins, who changes his day to oblige me; and that he may try (now I know where you are) to get it into your own hands. If he cannot, he will leave it at Wilson's. As none of our letters by that convey- ance have miscarried when you have been in more apparently disagreeable situations than you are in at present. I hope that this will go safe, if Collins should be obliged to leave it there.

  >>> I wrote a short letter to you in my first agitations. It contained not above twenty lines, all full of fright, alarm, and execration. But being afraid that my vehemence would too much affect you, I thought it better to wait a little, as well for the reasons already hinted at, as to be able to give you as many par- ticulars as I could, and my thoughts upon all. And as they have offered, or may offer, you will be sufficiently armed to resist all his machinations, be what they will.

  >>> One word more. Command me up, if I can be of the least service or pleasure to you. I value not fame; I value not censure; nor even life itself, I verily think, as I do your honour, and your friend- ship--For, is not your honour my honour? And is not your friendship the pride of my life?

  May Heaven preserve you, my dearest creature, in honour and safety, is the prayer, the hourly prayer, of

  Your ever-faithful and affectionateANNA HOWE.

  THURSDAY MORN. 5. I have written all night

  ***

  TO MISS HOWE

  MY DEAREST CREATURE,

  How you have shocked, confounded, surprised, astonished me, by yourdreadful communication!--My heart is too weak to bear up against such astroke as this!--When all hope was with me! When my prospects were somuch mended!--But can there be such villany in men, as in this vileprincipal, and equally vile agent!

  I am really ill--very ill--grief and surprise, and, now I will say,despair, have overcome me!--All, all, you have laid down as conjecture,appears to me now to be more than conjecture!

  O that your mother would have the goodness to permit me the presence ofthe only comforter that my afflicted, my half-broken heart, could beraised by. But I charge you, think not of coming up without herindulgent permission. I am too ill at present, my dear, to think ofcombating with this dreadful man; and of flying from this horrid house!--My bad writing will show you this.--But my illness will be my presentsecurity, should he indeed have meditated villany.--Forgive, O forgiveme, my dearest friend, the trouble I have given you!--All must soon--Butwhy add I grief to grief, and trouble to trouble?--But I charge you, mybeloved creature, not to think of coming up without your mother's love,to the truly desolate and broken-spirited

  CLARISSA HARLOWE.

  ***

  Well, Jack!--And what thinkest thou of this last letter? Miss Howevalues not either fame or censure; and thinkest thou, that this letterwill not bring the little fury up, though she could procure no otherconveyance than her higgler's panniers, one for herself, the other forher maid? She knows whither to come now. Many a little villain have Ipunished for knowing more than I would have her know, and that by addingto her knowledge and experience. What thinkest thou, Belford, if, bygetting hither thi
s virago, and giving cause for a lamentable letter fromher to the fair fugitive, I should be able to recover her? Would she notvisit that friend in her distress, thinkest thou, whose intended visit toher in her's brought her into the condition from which she herself had soperfidiously escaped?

  Let me enjoy the thought!

  Shall I send this letter?--Thou seest I have left room, if I fail in theexact imitation of so charming a hand, to avoid too strict a scrutiny.Do they not both deserve it of me? Seest thou now how the raving girlthreatens her mother? Ought she not to be punished? And can I be aworse devil, or villain, or monster, that she calls me in the long letterI enclose (and has called me in her former letters) were I to punish themboth as my vengeance urges me to punish them? And when I have executedthat my vengeance, how charmingly satisfied may they both go down intothe country and keep house together, and have a much better reason thantheir pride could give them, for living the single life they have bothseemed so fond of!

  I will set about transcribing it this moment, I think. I can resolveafterwards. Yet what has poor Hickman done to deserve this of me!--Butgloriously would it punish the mother (as well as daughter) for all hersordid avarice; and for her undutifulness to honest Mr. Howe, whose heartshe actually broke. I am on tiptoe, Jack, to enter upon this project.Is not one country as good to me as another, if I should be obliged totake another tour upon it?

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  But I will not venture. Hickman is a good man, they tell me. I love agood man. I hope one of these days to be a good man myself. Besides, Ihave heard within this week something of this honest fellow that shows hehas a soul; when I thought, if he had one, that it lay a little of thedeepest to emerge to notice, except on very extraordinary occasions; andthat then it presently sunk again into its cellula adiposa.--The man is aplump man.--Didst ever see him, Jack?

  But the principal reason that withholds me [for 'tis a tempting project!]is, for fear of being utterly blown up, if I should not be quick enoughwith my letter, or if Miss Howe should deliberate on setting out, to tryher mother's consent first; in which time a letter from my frightedbeauty might reach her; for I have no doubt, wherever she has refuged,but her first work was to write to her vixen friend. I will therefore goon patiently; and take my revenge upon the little fury at my leisure.

  But in spite of my compassion for Hickman, whose better character issometimes my envy, and who is one of those mortals that bring clumsinessinto credit with the mothers, to the disgrace of us clever fellows, andoften to our disappointment, with the daughters; and who has been verybusy in assisting these double-armed beauties against me; I swear by allthe dii majores, as well as minores, that I will have Miss Howe, if Icannot have her more exalted friend! And then, if there be as muchflaming love between these girls as they pretend, will my charmer profitby her escape?

  And now, that I shall permit Miss Howe to reign a little longer, let meask thee, if thou hast not, in the enclosed letter, a fresh instance,that a great many of my difficulties with her sister-toast are owing tothis flighty girl?--'Tis true that here was naturally a confounded sharpwinter air; and if a little cold water was thrown into the path, nowonder that it was instantly frozen; and that the poor honest travellerfound it next to impossible to keep his way; one foot sliding back asfast as the other advanced, to the endangering of his limbs or neck. Butyet I think it impossible that she should have baffled me as she has done(novice as she is, and never before from under her parents' wings) hadshe not been armed by a virago, who was formerly very near showing thatshe could better advise than practise. But this, I believe, I have saidmore than once before.

  I am loth to reproach myself, now the cruel creature has escaped me; Forwhat would that do, but add to my torment? since evils self-caused, andavoidable, admit not of palliation or comfort. And yet, if thou tellestme, that all her strength was owing to my weakness, and that I have beena cursed coward in this whole affair; why, then, Jack, I may blush, andbe vexed; but, by my soul, I cannot contradict thee.

  But this, Belford, I hope--that if I can turn the poison of the enclosedletter into wholesome ailment; that is to say, if I can make use of it tomy advantage; I shall have thy free consent to do it.

  I am always careful to open covers cautiously, and to preserve sealsentire. I will draw out from this cursed letter an alphabet. Nor wasNick Rowe ever half so diligent to learn Spanish, at the Quixoterecommendation of a certain peer, as I will be to gain the mastery ofthis vixen's hand.