Thanksgiving- The All Week Story- part 1 - You must title your story. Your story will begin with the second letter of your middle name, and end with the street that you lived on as a child. You need to have three characters, and only three, and one must be a Dr. Frankenstein fan. The beginning of your story must take place in a rest area restroom. You need to use the following words: tea cosy, Neosporin, and cranberry sauce. 900 words.
Thanksgiving- The All Week Story- part 2 - One of your characters must die.One of your characters must break out into song. One of your characters just found out that he/she is a shapeshifter. 300 words.
Thanksgiving- The All Week Story- part 3 - you will add a new character to the mix, and she is the daughter of one of the characters in your story. One character will also discover something very important. 150 words.
Thanksgiving- The All Week Story- part 4 - a flashback for one of your characters?in the flashback, you have to mention the Iron Writer, and one of the writers that participates in the group.200 words.
Thanksgiving- The All Week Story- part 5 - a sudden snow storm, an odd televized event, and a short poem.159 words
Thanksgiving- The All Week Story- part 6 - one of your characters sends an important letter, while another thinks about his/her past.200 words
Thanksgiving- The All Week Story- part 7 - Someone is saved, Someone dies in the arms of another, a sunset
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 1 - A Christmas Story. Red Ryder BB gun, turkey-eating dogs, double dog dare. 400 words.
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 2 - It's a Wonderful Life!Write your own version of what happens when a bell rings! It has nothing to do with angels, and everything to do with gargoyles and demons! You must use the words: Garland, Baubles, Charlie Brown and Stella. 400 words
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 3 - Love Always. One character is Alan Rickman, the song Billy Mack, "Christmas is all around". 400 words.
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 4 - The Muppets Christmas Carol. You must use the Muppets as characters, Michael Caine, Song: "I want a hippotamus for Christmas". 500 word max
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 5 - Brian Rogers as the Grinch, Five gold rings, the roast beast, A ten and 1/2 foot pole. 500 words
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 6 - Your story should center around "Buddy the Elf", Spaghetti with maple syrup, six geese a laying, lingerie, and this all should be taking place during a zombie apocalypse. 500 words
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 7 - Rudolph, Reindeer Games, Abominable Snowman, Seven Swans a Swimming. 400 Words
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 8 - Tattoos, Eight maids a milking, handcuffs, coal. 400 words
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 9 - War, Nine ladies dancing, The Song White Christmas. 250 words
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 10 - Christmas Lights, Shitter's full!, 10 Lords a leaping!, a fried cat, Christie Brinkley and 'Mele Kalikimaka' (hawaiian Christmas song) 500 words.
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 11 - Two robbers, the song "Rockin around the Christmas Tree", a stolen toothbrush, Eleven Pipers Piping. As many or as few words as you want
Twelve Days of Christmas Iron Writer Style Day 12 - A Danny Elfman Song, 12 drummers drumming, Tim Burton, a large moon. No word limit.
Weekend Quickie 75 - A Nude Waiter, $75.00, Chipmunk, the feeling of Amusement. 150 Words
Weekend Quickie 76 - You have gone back in time and are now a child again; write a letter to Santa using the following words: Tonic, Cranberries, Love, Smoked Salmon
Weekend Quickie 77 (Sunday Edition) - Write a 250 word short using the following: baby, Kissing, Fern, Spaghetti, The feeling of being amorous
The Christmas Quickie 78(in the shape of a tree) -(Make a Christmas poem in the shape of a tree! Make this poem all about you and your family traditions! Use whatever words that you would like, and have fun doing it.)
Weekend Quickie 79 - Double Trouble, Love, Snickers, The feeling of being satisfied. 150 words
Weekend Quickie 80 Sunday edition - Write a New Year's Resolution with the following words: Turkey neck, George W. Bush, The Matrix, Candy, The feeling of being overwhelmed.
Weekend Quickie 79 (81) - (A Marvel Superhero, A Sandstorm, Oreo Cookies, The feeling of being a Stud. 150 words)
Weekend Quickie Sunday Edition 80 (82) - (The Song "I like them Big and Chunky", a Donkey, one of the Iron Writers, a Cat. 150 Words)
Weekend Quickie 81 (83) - Love, Ice cream, Murder, Heterophobia. 150 words
Weekend Quickie #81 (84) - Skittles, spurs, image of woman on horse (cowboy style), feeling of being perplexed
Weekend Quickie Sunday Edition 82 (85) - A picture of the Frozen sisters, Elsa and Anna, Cheese, aA conman, a song from the movie The Sound of Music.
Weekend Quickie 82 (86) - A Snow Day, Cajun food, a letter to a stranger. 150 words
Weekend Quickie Sunday Edition 83 (87) - Superbowl halftime show, Peanuts, Allergic reaction to stadium seating.150 words
Weekend Quickie #84 (88) - A loser, an old license plate, a figure 8. 150 words.Genre: Fantasy)
Weekend Quickie #85 (89) Sunday Edition - Barbed wire, a cat in heat, sled riding, a broken down zamboni. 200 words. Genre: romance
Weekend Quickie 86 (90) - Edible Underwear, Godzilla, a Mannequin that looks like your mother, Victoria Secret. 150 words
Weekend Quickie 87 (91) Sunday Edition - RPaticorn (Robert Pattinson), a Brick, a Palm tree, a Japanese Fisherman. 150 words
Weekend Quickie 88 (92) - 200 words. A priest, a rabbi, a cowboy, a photo of a roller skate disco
Weekend Quickie 89 (93) Sunday Edition - 200 words. Ice Cream Sundae, Weight Watchers, Horn-rimmed glasses, donkey
Weekend Quickie 94 - peaches, cat, a man in a white van, Betamax
Weekend Quickie 95 (Sunday Edition) - a Dvd that you hate, a monkey, a pocket watch, the theme song to Friends. 200 words
Weekend Quickie 96 - a goblin, a redhaired boy, a booger, Jose Cuervo
The "Weekday" Quickie #1- Lunar New Year - Rules: you may only use the letter a four times in your story. There will not be any mammals in this story. 250 words. Chinese Lunar New Year, the name Dieter, a carrot
The "Weekday" Quickie #2 - Write a poem about the President of the United States. Grey Matter, Mars, Insurance, Chunky Chocolate Chips and Guitars
The "Weekday" Quickie #3 - a letter to your favourite grandma, jelly beans, All about the Bass, Vitamins, Hump Day
Other work by Dani J Caile
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'Dani's Shorts' (Volume 1)
'Dani's Shorts' is a collection of 500 word short stories based on the elements given in the Iron Writer Challenge. These 28 short stories show a range of Dani's favourite writing styles, including pair dialogues, internal thoughts and sardonic parodies.
'Dani's Shorts 2' (Volume 2)
Yes, it's Volume 2 of TIW shorts! Yet another collection of totally pointless exactly 500 and exactly 200 word nonsense to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading. I hope you enjoy these short snippets just as much as you enjoyed Volume 1.
'Dani's Shorts 3' (Volume 3)
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few relays and collaborations) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading
"I hope you find the stories creative, serious, humorous, filled with pointless nonsense and poignant emotions. I hope you get angry, I hope you laugh, I hope you cry. I hope you share this work with everyone you know. Isn't that what good writing is for?"
B Y Rogers (The Iron Writer Challenge)
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?the 1st book ?
'Man by a tree'
Take a devili
sh romp through a world of death, where souls pay for experiences, monkeys are the hosts, and Reginald is the service provider.
Reginald has been in control for millennia. With His staff of hundreds, and millions of souls passing through to experience the delights of physicality, his reign has become complacent. His servants, Satan and Lucifer, jump at the chance to take what they see as rightfully theirs.
The Grim Reaper, or Graham Reader as he calls himself, has been doing his job of transporting souls ever since he can remember to gain his wings. But he has become tainted by the actions of the monkeys living on the planet. Unbeknown to him, a plan is afoot to change the status quo of 'up above' and 'down below', where he is a linchpin to both interested parties.
"Sharp, dark and sardonic are rarely found wrapped in single package" Greg Levin (Notes on an Orange Burial)
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?the 2nd book ?
'The Bethlehem Fiasco'
With only one sane man in the desert, can the answers he seeks be found? Or will it be the death of him?
In a time when hobgoblins and angels run amok, can the universe survive the petty struggles of the powers that be? Based on as yet unreleased papyrus scriptures found in a 2nd floor bedsit in Lewisham, England, this is the 'true' story of one man.
"Irreverent, quirky and fun" Fredrik Nath (The Cyclist)
"...a light and breezy read..." Iso Nuys (Paid on Return)
"I loved it!" Dave Tarragon (The Chemo Diaries)
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?the 3rd ?
'The Rage of Atlantis'
Bombs, angels, dolphins, hobgoblins, crazy monkeys, Reginald in a rage, Satan on the toilet...all mixed with absurdly serious issues.
Will a selfish plan for immortality destroy the human race? Or will there be light 'beyond' the end of the tunnel?
High Chief of Security Sipho, with his female dolphin sidekick Kang Dee, investigates the latest in a long line of terrorist attacks by the 'unseen' against Atlantis, the utopian gem of the physical universe, and finds more than he could have ever imagined.
"If you loved Douglas Adams, then you're bound to love Dani J. Caile!" Jasper T. Scott (Escape, Dark Space)
"Hilarious" Eponymous Rex (B.O.T.)
"Flash Gordon meets Water-world" Karen Bates (Faking it in France)
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?the 4th ?
'Manna-X'
Reginald sends Graham Reader (aka the Grim Reaper), out on a mission to find Code 237-Manna-X, the Manna Machine after the Overlords warn him of an imminent (3000 year old) threat against the security of both the physical and non-physical realms.
Will Graham find the fantastic yet deadly device before anyone or anything else does?
"I haven't come across anything quite like this..." Debbie Roxburgh (Speedy McCready)
"With your wily work [Dani], I tend to focus on what's in parentheses. (I also think you are very misunderstood...and possibly always have been.)" Eponymous Rox (B.O.T.)
"Manna-X is one roar of laughter after the next!" Jasper T. Scott (Escape, Dark Space)
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?the 5th book?brand new series?
'How to build a castle in seven easy steps'
(Line By Lion Publications)
No one was injured in the making of this book. However, there may be some casualties while reading.
In an ancient and long-forgotten deranged land obsessed with power, greed and mud, one boy alone stands up to the problems around him. His is a typical story of 'boy meets girl, boy turns into soup, escapes, boy meets girl again, boy is kidnapped and becomes the 'chosen one' for a tribe of canibalistic vampirish desire-drivencrazed warriors, boy leads them into battle, loses the chance to bed hundreds of
Amazonian women and finally wins the girl'. Come, accompany him on his fantastic
wonderful superb journey. Or follow the cat.
"With his usual dry humor, Dani J. knows just how to draw a laugh from his readers. This book is no exception!" Jasper T Scott (Dark Space)
"This is a roller-coaster ride of full-on wise-cracks, injustices and cynicism that tumbles the imagination and batters the senses." Tannis Laidlaw (Half Truths & Whole Lies)
"This is one of those "laugh out loud" and "look around the corner" type books." Danielle Lee Zwissler (The Long Ride Home)
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'Circuits & Steam'
(Three Fates Press)
Circuits & Steam is an anthology featuring bold tales of man meets machine. Encounter eight exciting stories from authors K.A. DaVur, Sara Marian, Brick Marlin, Thomas Lamkin, Jr., Marian Allen, Katina French, James W. Peercy and Dani J. Caile, told in a cyberpunk or steampunk style. What makes you human? In the dystopian near-future, a desperate young woman makes a stunning decision, a cybernetically-enhanced waitress discovers her true nature, a white collar worker learns the true cost of her latest technological enhancement and a streetwise urchin makes desperate a bid for freedom. What defines your destiny? We journey to a 19th century that never was for a humorous tale of airship adventure, a town under attack by mechanical monsters, a case of alchemy and mistaken identity, and a gritty adventurer faced with a telling choice. Cyberpunk and steampunk explore our often toxic relationship with technology. Do our gadgets make us more than human, or just more human? Step inside our time machine and find out....
Tales from Darker Places
(The Indie Collaboration)
A selection of chilling stories from some of the best Indie authors on the market. We dare you to venture into these pages of spine chilling tales and stories of dark shadows & darker tidings, shifters, ancient warriors, zombies, & demons? See the world through the Ripper's eyes, and so much more. So many dark, foul things wait for you between these pages. Freely donated by the authors themselves, these dark passages are a great example of their various, unique styles and imaginations.
Join us in Darker Places.
With stories by Donny Swords, Chris Raven, A.L. Butcher, Alan Hardy, Adam Bigden, & Dani J. Caile
Brought to you by The Indie Collaboration.
?and also a small freebie?
'TDX2'
(Too Dull to Die)
Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way?
Dull Guido has kept himself out of trouble (and life) for 34 years 5 months and 14 days, only to die on the night before he finally has his first big adventure, a world cruise. Graham Reader, the Grim Reaper, tries to help him navigate the world 'up above', only for Guido to find out that there are worse things than death - Satan's tool cupboard.
Coming soon?
Baby Shoes (anthology)
100 authors, 100 stories, 1000 words each
The Desert Bus (anthology)
Who exactly is travelling on the 'Desert Bus'?
Along Bobbed a Peanut
Brad Shaw investigates a murder on a remote island.
The Invasion
Humanity, on the brink of extinction, is forced to make one last stand against unknown invaders.
And remember, if you are 'up to the Challenge', then go to...
https://theironwriter.com/
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