Harry did nothing to break the silence at first. He turned and stared into the cell, and the pale shape inside moved, stood up, and came to the bars. “Why it’s Sergeant Harry!” the figure said happily.
“How are you, Harry? So nice of you to drop by.”
“Hello, Carl,” Harry said. At last he turned to me and spoke.
“This is Carl, Dexter.”
“What a handsome lad you are, Dexter,” Carl said. “Very pleased to meet you.”
The eyes Carl turned on me were bright and empty, but behind them I could almost see a huge dark shadow, and something inside me twitched and tried to slink away from the larger and fiercer thing that lived there beyond the bars. He was not in himself particularly large or fierce-looking—he was even pleasant in a very su-perficial way, with his neat blond hair and regular features—but there was something about him that made me very uneasy.
“They brought Carl in yesterday,” Harry said. “He’s killed eleven people.”
“Oh, well,” Carl said modestly, “more or less.”
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my Dark Passenger. We were just starting out, and here was somebody who had already been there and back, on eleven occasions, more or less. For the first time I understood how my classmates at Ponce might feel when they came face-to-face with an NFL quarter-back.
“Carl enjoys killing people,” Harry said matter-of-factly. “Don’t you, Carl?”
“It keeps me busy,” Carl said happily.
“Until we caught you,” Harry said bluntly.
“Well, yes, there is that of course. Still . . .” he shrugged and gave Harry a very phony-looking smile, “it was fun while it lasted.”
“You got careless,” Harry said.
“Yes,” Carl said. “How could I know the police would be so very thorough?”
“How do you do it?” I blurted out.
“It’s not so hard,” Carl said.
“No, I mean— Um, like how?”
Carl looked at me searchingly, and I could almost hear a purring coming from the shadow just past his eyes. For a moment our eyes locked and the world was filled with the black sound of two predators meeting over one small, helpless prey. “Well, well,” Carl said at last. “Can it really be?” He turned to Harry just as I was beginning to squirm. “So I’m supposed to be an object lesson, is that it, Sergeant? Frighten your boy onto the straight and narrow path to godliness?”
Harry stared back, showing nothing, saying nothing.
“Well, I’m afraid I have to tell you that there is no way off this particular path, poor dear Harry. When you are on it, you are on it for life, and possibly beyond, and there is nothing you or I or the dear child here can do about it.”
“There’s one thing,” Harry said.
“Really,” Carl said, and now a slow black cloud seemed to be rising up around him, coalescing on the teeth of his smile, spreading its wings out toward Harry, and toward me. “And what might that be, pray tell?”
“Don’t get caught,” Harry said.
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For a moment the black cloud froze, and then it drew back and vanished. “Oh my God,” Carl said. “How I wish I knew how to laugh.” He shook his head slowly, from side to side. “You’re serious, aren’t you? Oh my God. What a wonderful dad you are, Sergeant Harry.” And he gave us such a huge smile that it almost looked real.
Harry turned his full ice-blue gaze on me now.
“He got caught,” Harry said to me, “because he didn’t know what he was doing. And now he will go to the electric chair. Because he didn’t know what the police were doing. Because,” Harry said without raising his voice at all and without blinking, “he had no training.”
I looked at Carl, watching us through the thick bars with his too-bright dead empty eyes. Caught. I looked back at Harry. “I understand,” I said.
And I did.
That was the end of my youthful rebellion.
And now, so many years later—wonderful years, filled with slicing and dicing and not getting caught—I truly knew what a remarkable gamble Harry had taken by introducing me to Carl. I could never hope to measure up to his performance—after all, Harry did things because he had feelings and I never would—but I could follow his example and make Cody and Astor toe the line. I would gamble, just as Harry had.
They would follow or not.
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They followed.
The museum was crowded with groups of curious citizens in search of knowledge—or a bathroom, apparently.
Most of them were between the ages of two and ten, and there seemed to be about one adult for every seven children. They moved like a great colorful flock of parrots, swooping back and forth through the exhibits with a loud cawing sound that, in spite of the fact that it was in at least three languages, all sounded the same. The international language of children.
Cody and Astor seemed slightly intimidated by the crowd and stayed close to me. It was a pleasant contrast to the spirit of Dexter-less adventure that seemed to rule them the rest of the time, and I tried to take advantage of it by steering them immediately to the piranha exhibit.
“What do they look like?” I asked them.
“Very bad,” Cody said softly, staring unblinking at the many teeth the fish displayed.
“Those are piranha,” Astor said. “They can eat a whole cow.”
“If you were swimming and you saw piranha, what would you do?” I asked them.
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“Kill them,” said Cody.
“There’s too many,” Astor said. “You should run away from them, and not go anywhere near.”
“So anytime you see these wicked-looking fish you will either try to kill them or run away from them?” I said. They both nodded.
“If the fish were really smart, like people, what would they do?”
“Wear a disguise,” Astor giggled.
“That’s right,” I said, and even Cody smiled. “What kind of dis -
guise would you recommend? A wig and a beard?”
“Dex-ter,” Astor said. “They’re fish. Fish don’t wear beards.”
“Oh,” I said. “So they would still want to look like fish?”
“Of course,” she said, as if I was too stupid to understand big words.
“What kind of fish?” I said. “Great big ones? Like sharks?”
“Normal,” Cody said. His sister looked at him for a moment, and then nodded.
“Whatever there’s lots of in the area,” she said. “Something that won’t scare away what they want to eat.”
“Uh-huh,” I said.
They both looked at the fish in silence for a moment. It was Cody who first got it. He frowned and looked at me. I smiled encouragingly. He whispered something to Astor, who looked startled. She opened her mouth to say something, and then stopped.
“Oh,” she said.
“Yes,” I said. “Oh.”
She looked at Cody, who looked up again from the piranha.
Again, they didn’t say anything aloud, but there was an entire conversation. I let it run its course, until they looked up at me. “What can we learn from piranha?” I said.
“Don’t look ferocious,” Cody said.
“Look like something normal,” Astor said grudgingly. “But Dexter, fish aren’t people.”
“That’s exactly right,” I said. “Because people survive by recognizing things that look dangerous. And fish get caught. We don’t want to.” They looked at me solemnly, then back at the fish. “So what else have we learned today?” I asked after a moment.
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“Don’t get caught,” Astor said.
I sighed. At least it was a start, but there was much work yet to do. “Come on,” I said. “Let’s see some of th
e other exhibits.”
I was not really very familiar with the museum, perhaps because until recently I’d had no children to drag in there. So I was definitely improvising, looking for things that might get them started toward thinking and learning the right things. The piranha had been a stroke of luck, I admit—they had simply popped into view and my giant brain had supplied the correct lesson. Finding the next piece of happy coincidence was not as easy, and it was half an hour of trudging grimly through the murderous crowd of kids and their vicious parents before we came to the lion exhibit.
Once again, the ferocious appearance and reputation proved ir-resistible to Cody and Astor, and they came to a halt in front of the exhibit. It was a stuffed lion, of course, what I think they call a dio-rama, but it held their attention. The male lion stood proudly over the body of a gazelle, mouth wide and fangs gleaming. Beside him were two females and a cub. There was a two-page explanation that went with the exhibit, and about halfway down the second page I found what I needed.
“Well now,” I said brightly. “Aren’t we glad we’re not lions?”
“No,” said Cody.
“It says here,” I said, “that when a male lion takes over a lion family—”
“It’s called a pride, Dexter,” Astor said. “It was in Lion King.”
“All right,” I said. “When a new daddy lion takes over a pride, he kills all the cubs.”
“That’s horrible,” Astor said.
I smiled to show her my sharp teeth. “No, it’s perfectly natural,” I said. “To protect his own and make sure that it’s his cubs that rule the roost. Lots of predators do that.”
“What does that have to do with us?” Astor said. “You’re not going to kill us when you marry Mom, are you?”
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rush out of me. My mouth hung open but I couldn’t speak, because my brain was whirling with a thought so far-fetched that I didn’t even bother to deny it. Lots of predators do that, I heard myself say. To protect his own, I had said.
Whatever made me a predator, its home was in the Dark Passenger. And now something had scared away the Passenger. Was it possible that, that—
That what? A new daddy Passenger was threatening my Passenger? I had run into many people in my life who had the shadow of something similar to mine hung over them, and nothing had ever happened with them except mutual recognition and a bit of inaudible snarling. This was too stupid even to think about—Passengers didn’t have daddies.
Did they?
“Dexter,” Astor said. “You’re scaring us.”
I admit that I was scaring me, too. The thought that the Passenger could have a parent stalking it with lethal intentions was ap-pallingly stupid—but then, after all, where had the Passenger really come from? I was reasonably sure that it was more than a psychotic figment of my disordered brain. I was not schizophrenic—both of us were sure of that. The fact that it was now gone proved that it had an independent existence.
And this meant that the Passenger had come from somewhere.
It had existed before me. It had a source, whether you called it a parent or anything else.
“Earth to Dexter,” Astor said, and I realized that I still stood in front of them frozen in my unlikely, foolish openmouthed pose like a pedantic zombie.
“Yes,” I said stupidly, “I was just thinking.”
“Did it hurt a lot?” she said.
I closed my mouth and looked at her. She was facing me with her look of ten-year-old disgust at how dumb grown-ups can be, and this time I agreed with her. I had always taken the Passenger for granted, so much so that I had never really wondered where it had come from, or how it had come to be. I had been smug, fatu-ously content to share space with it, simply glad to be me and not DEXTER IN THE DARK
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some other, emptier mortal, and now, when a little self-knowledge might have saved the day, I was struck dumb. Why had I never thought of any of these things before? And why did I have to choose now as the first time, in the presence of a sarcastic child? I had to devote some time and thought to this—but of course, this was neither the time nor the place.
“Sorry,” I said. “Let’s go see the planetarium.”
“But you were going to tell us why lions are important,” she said.
In truth, I could no longer remember why lions were important.
But happily for my image, my cell phone began to chatter before I could admit it. “Just a minute,” I said, and I pulled the phone from its holster. I glanced at it and saw that it was Deborah. And after all, family is family, so I answered.
“They found the heads,” she said.
It took me a moment to figure out what she meant, but Deborah was hissing in my ear and I realized some sort of response was called for. “The heads? From the two bodies over at the university?”
I said.
Deborah made an exasperated hissing noise and said, “Jesus, Dex, there aren’t that many missing heads in town.”
“Well, there’s city hall,” I said.
“Get your ass over here, Dexter. I need you.”
“But Deborah, it’s Saturday, and I’m in the middle of—”
“Now,” she said, and hung up.
I looked at Cody and Astor and pondered my quandary. If I took them home it would be at least an hour before I got back to Debs, and in addition we would lose our precious Saturday quality time together. On the other hand, even I knew that taking children to a homicide scene might be considered a little bit eccentric.
But it would also be educational. They needed to be impressed with just how thorough the police are when dead bodies turn up, and this was as good an opportunity as any. On balance, even taking into consideration that my dear sister might have a semi-ballistic reaction, I decided it would be best simply to pile into the car and take them to their first investigation.
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“All right,” I said to them as I reholstered my phone. “We have to go now.”
“Where?” Cody said.
“To help my sister,” I said. “Will you remember what we learned today?”
“Yes, but this is just a museum,” Astor said. “It’s not what we want to learn.”
“Yes, it is,” I said. “And you have to trust me, and do it my way, or I’m not going to teach you.” I leaned down to where I could look them both in the eyes. “Not doodly-squat,” I said.
Astor frowned. “Dex-terrrr,” she said.
“I mean it. It has to be my way.”
Once again she and Cody locked glances. After a moment he nodded, and she turned back to me. “All right,” she said. “We promise.”
“We’ll wait,” Cody said.
“We understand,” Astor said. “When can we start the cool stuff?”
“When I say,” I said. “Anyway, right now we have to go.”
She switched immediately back to snippy ten-year-old. “Now where do we have to go?”
“I have to go to work,” I said. “So I’m taking you with me.”
“To see a body?” she asked hopefully.
I shook my head. “Just the head,” I said.
She looked at Cody and shook her head. “Mom won’t like it.”
“You can wait in the car if you want to,” I said.
“Let’s go,” said Cody, his longest speech all day.
We went.
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Deborah was waiting at a modest $2 million house on a private cul-de-sac in Coconut Grove. The street was sealed off from just inside the guard booth to the house itself, about halfway down on the left, and a crowd of indignant residents stood around on their carefully manicured lawns and walkways, fuming at the swarm of low-rent social undesirables from the police department who had invaded their little paradise
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Deborah was in the street instructing a videographer in what to shoot and from what angles. I hurried over to join her, with Cody and Astor trailing along right behind.
“What the hell is that?” Deborah demanded, glaring from the kids to me.
“They are known as children,” I told her. “They are often a by-product of marriage, which may be why you are unfamiliar with them.”
“Are you off your fucking nut bringing them here?” she snapped.
“You’re not supposed to say that word,” Astor told Deborah with a glare. “You owe me fifty cents for saying it.”
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Deborah opened her mouth, turned bright red, and closed it again. “You gotta get them outta here,” she finally said. “They shouldn’t see this.”
“We want to see it,” Astor said.
“Hush,” I told them. “Both of you.”
“Jesus Christ, Dexter,” Deborah said.
“You told me to come right away,” I said. “I came.”
“I can’t play nursemaid to a couple of kids,” Deborah said.
“You don’t have to,” I said. “They’ll be fine.”
Deborah stared at the two of them; they stared back. Nobody blinked, and for a moment I thought my dear sister would chew off her lower lip. Then she shook herself. “Screw it,” she said. “I don’t have time for a hassle. You two wait over there.” She pointed to her car, which was parked across the street, and grabbed me by the arm.
She dragged me toward the house where all the activity was humming. “Lookit,” she said, and pointed at the front of the house.
On the phone, Deborah had told me they found the heads, but in truth it would have taken a major effort to miss them. In front of the house, the short driveway curled through a pair of coral-rock gateposts before puddling into a small courtyard with a fountain in the middle. On top of each gatepost was an ornate lamp. Chalked on the driveway between the posts was something that looked like the letters mlk, except that it was in a strange script that I did not recognize. And to make sure that no one spent too long puzzling out the message, on top of each gatepost—