Mexican boxing is machismo magnified. Mexican boxing is bristling bravado. Mexican boxing means you die for love and live to impress and subjugate your buddies.
Vegas boxing is:
Lowlife pomp. Westminster West. Best-of-weight class as best-of-breed.
Vegas boxing is Rome revived. Gladiators divert high rollers. Imperial goons exploit muscled maxi-men and mainline their money.
I got the word:
Erik Morales meets Marco Antonio Barrera.
Junior featherweights. Title tiff. Vegas.
I had to go.
I love boxing. We go back.
My folks divorced in ’55. My dad got me weekends. We holed up. We watched the fights.
We had a bubble-screen TV. We snarfed Cheez Whiz. My dad rooted on race and “heart.”
He liked white fighters best. He liked Mexicans next. He liked Negroes last.
Heart eclipsed race. Heart mitigated race. Heart gave Mexicans White Man status.
“Mexican” meant all Latins. Mexican meant some Italians. Mexican meant the Cuban Negro Kid Gavilan.
My dad fucked up race and geography. He was a Wasp. He hit L.A. and learned Spanish. He dug inclusiveness. He knew the White Man ruled. He knew the Brown Man craved in.
He wanted him in. If he kicked ass to his specifications.
Race. Heart. My early education.
I lived in L.A. I watched TV fights. I watched fights live.
The Olympic. The Hollywood Legion Stadium.
Smoke. Ceiling lights. Beer and crushed peanuts.
My dad took me. We sat with Mexicans. We watched Mexicans kick triracial ass.
My dad went chameleon. My dad gestured wild. My dad Mexicanized.
He talked to Mexican men. He slapped their backs. He translated for me.
Male-speak. My early education.
Headhunter. Go to the body. Cut off the ring.
Pendejo. Cojones. Maricon.
My dad divided Mexicans. Illegal immigrants were “wetbacks.”
Wetbacks had heart. They swam the Rio Grande. They sought trabajo.
They scuffled. They worked hard. They craved White Man status.
Hoodlums were Pachucos. Pachucos lacked heart.
They oiled their hair. They overbred. They packed switch-blades.
They shivved cops. They smoked mary jane. They disdained White Man status.
I met two Mexican kids. Reyes and Danny. They came from T.J.
They saw T.J. fights. They saw the mule show. They loved Art Aragon and Lauro Salas.
We smoked mary jane. I was ten years old.
I got dizzy. I punched the air like a maricon.
My mother died. I bunked full-time with my dad. We watched fights. We snarfed TV dinners.
12/5/58:
Welterweights. Title tiff. Don Jordan versus Virgil “Honey-bear” Akins.
Jordan wins. Jordan’s a Dominican negrito.
He’s mulatto. My dad digs him. My dad grants him Mexican status.
He’s psycho. He was a child hit man. He killed men at age ten. He killed thirty men in a month.
Mexicans were killers. My dad said so. My dad spoke Spanish. My dad saw the mule show. My dad knew his shit.
12/10/58:
Light heavyweights. Title tiff. Archie Moore versus Yvon Durelle.
It’s Armageddon. Moore wins. Moore’s Negro. Durelle’s Quebecois.
My dad upgrades Moore’s racial status. Moore gets Mexicanized. My dad downgrades Durelle. Durelle gets Mexicanized.
Durelle “eats leather.” Durelle “leads with his face.”
5/27/60:
Welterweights. Title tiff. Jordan bows to Benny “Kid” Paret.
Paret’s a Cuban Negro. My dad hates him. My dad gets his race right.
3/24/62:
Welterweights. Title tiff. Paret versus Emile Griffith.
Negroes craved civil rights. Mexicans craved conflict and personal honor.
Mexicans grew small. Mexicans moved swift. Mexicans ran stoic and expansive.
Mexicans coveted. Mexicans aspired. Mexicans knew the White Man was El Jefe.
Mexicans hobnobbed with whites. Common tastes united. Common language flowed.
Chili con carne. Una cerveza, por favor. Hook to the liver.
I Mexicanized. I Mexicanized with Wasp circumspection.
I wore Sir Guy shirts. I provoked fights with little kids. I notched mixed results.
I lacked power. I lacked skill. I lacked speed. I lacked heart.
It showed. My defeats were ignominious. My victories were pathetic.
Summer ’64:
I was sixteen. I stood 6′2″. I weighed 120. My dad said I ruled the Toilet-Paper-Weight Division.
I challenged my pal Kenny Rudd.
Six rounds. With gloves. Robert Burns Park.
Cornermen. Ref. Five-dollar purse.
I had height. I had reach. Rudd had heart. Rudd had speed and power.
Rudd kicked my ass. Rudd fought barechested. I wore a Sir Guy shirt.
My dad got sick. He went to the hospital. He bunked with a Mexican guy.
They talked fights. I brought them cheese enchiladas.
My dad died. The Mexican guy recovered.
I lived by myself. I watched TV fights. I hit the Olympic.
I saw Little Red Lopez. I saw Bobby Chacon. I saw six million guys named Sanchez and Martinez.
I sat ringside. They bled on me. I ate cut residue.
I sat top-tier. I s
hared piss cups with Joses and Humbertos. They protested bum verdicts. They tossed piss cups. They doused puto officials.
I pulled some dumb stunts. I got in trouble. I detoured and paid.
I did county jail time. I talked fights with wicked Juans and rowdy Ramons. I fought a Mexican drag queen named Peaches.
Peaches squeezed my knee. I popped him. I aped Benny “Kid” Paret. I called him a maricon.
Peaches kicked my ass. Guards pulled him off. Triracial inmates cackled.
I dissected my defeat. I put something together.
Mexican boxing explicates the mind-body split for white wimps worldwide.
MEXICAN BOXING IS WORKMANLIKE. Mexican boxing is inspired.
It’s savage emphasis. It’s basic boxing retuned to short range.
You move in. You stalk. You cut the ring off. You intimidate with forward momentum.
You crowd your man. You eat right-hand leads. You counter and left-hook to the body.
You instigate exchanges. You trade in close.
You take to give. You forfeit your odds for survival. You eat shots. You absorb pain. You absorb pain to exhaust your man and exploit his openings. You absorb pain to assert your bravado.
You clinch when desperate. You backpedal when stunned or insensate. You fight coy to avert the brink and buy moments.
The body shots sap wind. The momentum saps will. The absorbed pain saps brain cells. The absorbed pain builds character and fatuous ideals.
Mexican boxing is lore.
Mexican fighters chew steaks. They drink the blood and spit out the meat.
Mexican fighters slurp mescal. They gargle and swallow the worm.
Mexican fighters do roadwork at 10,000 feet. Mexican fighters train in bordellos.
Mexican boxing is memory.
Fights in bullrings. Fights at weigh-ins. Fights at victory balls.
Fights.
The Trifecta. ’70–’71. Ruben Olivares and Chucho Castillo.
The Inglewood Forum. Sellout crowds.
Rockabye Ruben rocks. Chucho presses and bleeds. Round 3—Ruben rests recumbent. Ruben rises and rallies rapidamente.
Fractured titles. Multi-championships. Two I’s/three W’s.
Titles mean money. Titles drive a fighter’s momentum.
Judges judge off it. Judges vote what’s perceived best for boxing. Judges know the formal rules. Judges know subtext. Judges enforce consensus thinking.
Not all judges. Not most judges. Some judges in key fights.
Bribery.
Implicit. Covert. Unindictable.
The migration continued. The light show blipped on.
I fucked with the TV. I hit HBO.
Wags called it Home Breast Office. I hit breasts and an end-title crawl. I hit a Boxing After Dark teaser.
Two days hence:
Morales–Barrera. Sangre. The Holy War.
BAD had it. BAD should have it. BAD knew.
BAD was the best boxing show in TV history. BAD broadcast great fights. BAD broadcast bravura.
Great blow-by-blow. Jim Lampley in tight. Pro scoop and malapropisms via Roy Jones and George Foreman. Larry Merchant on meaning.
Bad Boy Barrera top-lined BAD card #1. He KO’d Kennedy McKinney.
A fierce fight. A tuff tiff. A proud prophecy.
I went to bed. I slept late. A waiter brought coffee up.