Contents
Title Page
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five
Chapter Twenty-six
Chapter Twenty-seven
Chapter Twenty-eight
Chapter Twenty-nine
Chapter Thirty
Blair’s Krispy Kreme Doughnut Bread Pudding
Acknowledgments
Also by Linda Howard
Copyright
Chapter
One
My name is Blair Mallory, and I’m trying to get married, but the Fates are NOT cooperating…I hate the Fates, don’t you? Whoever the dumb bitches are.
I sat at my dining table and stared at the calendar, checking open dates against the multitude of schedules spread across the table: my schedule, Wyatt’s schedule, Mom’s and Dad’s schedules, my sisters’ schedules, Wyatt’s mother’s schedule, Wyatt’s sister’s schedule, Wyatt’s sister’s kids’ and husbands’ schedules…it was never going to end. There was no good open date for everyone until the day after Christmas, which was so not going to be my wedding day. My anniversaries would forever suck, if we got married the day after Christmas, because Wyatt would already have given me all the good stuff he could think of. No way. I don’t sabotage myself.
“You’re huffing and puffing,” Wyatt observed without looking up from the report he was reading. I assumed it was some sort of police report, since he’s a lieutenant on the local force, but I didn’t ask; I’d wait until he was out of the room to read it, just to see if it was about anyone I knew. You’d be amazed what some people will do, people you’d never in a million years think would get up to such hijinks; my eyes had certainly been opened since I’d been dating Wyatt—well, since I’d been reading his reports, which, come to think of it, actually preceded our dating, this time around, anyway. There are benefits to dating a cop, especially one who is fairly high up on the food chain. My gossip cup runneth over.
“You’d be huffing and puffing, too, if you were trying to deal with all these schedules instead of sitting over there reading.”
“I’m working,” he retorted, confirming that he was indeed reading some sort of report; I just hoped it was juicy, and that he’d leave it unattended while he went to the bathroom or something. “And you wouldn’t have any problems with schedules if you’d do what I suggested.”
What he’d suggested was getting married in Gatlinburg, at some tacky wedding chapel and without all my stuff around me. I could deal with the wedding chapel, but having tried to pack for a special event before, I’ve learned a hard lesson: you always forget something. I didn’t want to spend my wedding day rushing around trying to find a replacement for what I’d forgotten.
“Or we can get married at the courthouse here,” he pointed out.
The man doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body, which is actually okay, because I’m not much of a romantic either, and too much mushiness would get on my nerves. On the other hand, I do know How Things Are Done, and I wanted pictures to prove it to our children.
And that’s another thing that was stressing me out. My thirty-first birthday had come and gone, putting me that much closer to amniocentesis. Whatever children I was going to have, I wanted to have them before hitting the age where any obstetrician with an ounce of self-preservation and a healthy fear of lawsuits would automatically order the amnio. I don’t want to have a long needle stuck in my belly. What if it hits the baby in the eye, or something? What if that long sucker goes all the way through and punctures my spinal column? You know in Peter Pan, where the crocodile has swallowed a clock and you can tell the croc is getting closer because the ticking gets louder? My biological clock was ticking like that damn crocodile. Or maybe it was an alligator. Doesn’t matter. Instead of “tick tock” it was saying “Amnio” (the entire word wouldn’t fit the rhythm of tick-tock) and I was having nightmares about it.
I had to get married, fast, so I could throw away my birth control pills.
And Wyatt just sat there reading his damn report while I was stressed almost to the point of screaming. He wasn’t even trying to cheer me up by telling me what was in the report so I’d have a better idea if I needed to read it later to get all the details—not that he ever did. He was a positive hog when it came to police business, keeping it all to himself.
“I’m beginning to think it’s never going to happen, we’re never going to get married,” I said glumly, tossing my pen onto the table.
Without moving from his sprawled, relaxed position, he gave me a pointed look. “If it’s too much for you, I’ll handle the details,” he said. If there was a faint sharpness to his tone it was because he was becoming impatient with what seemed like an endless parade of delays and obstructions. He wanted to marry me; he didn’t like the inconvenience of sleeping over at my condo—not to mention that he saw no reason why I should still be living there, instead of with him—and he was ready for me to get on with all the girly stuff, which was how he regarded the details of the wedding, so he could get on with all the manly stuff. “You’ll be Blair Bloodsworth before the week is out.”
“Since it’s Wednesday already, that’s—” I stopped, my brain literally frozen as his words sank in. No. No! I couldn’t have overlooked something that glaring, that in-your-face. It simply wasn’t possible, unless I’d been so crazed by lust I wasn’t thinking straight. As excuses go, that works for me. Deciding how my oversight had happened, however, didn’t make it go away. I grabbed the pen and scribbled down the offending words, then wrote them again just to make certain my synapses hadn’t short-circuited. No such luck.
“Oh, no!” I stared in horror at what I’d written, which of course really got Wyatt’s attention, which of course was what I’d intended. Not that I plan these little episodes, but when the opportunity presents itself—I gave him a tragic look and pronounced, “I can’t marry you.”
Wyatt Bloodsworth, police lieutenant, alpha male, all-around tough guy and the man I adored, bent down and slowly beat his head against the table. “Why me?” he groaned. Thunk. “Was it something I did in a past life?” Thunk. “How long do I have to pay?” Thunk.
You’d think he’d ask why I couldn’t marry him, but no, he had to act like a smart-ass. Actually, I think he was trying to out-drama me, on the theory that the best way to fight fire was with fire. I couldn’t decide which I resented more, the idea that he thought I was a drama queen, or that he thought he could out-drama me. The man doesn’t exist who can—never mind. Some roads I just shouldn’t go down.
I crossed my arms under my breasts and glared at him. It isn’t my fault that crossing my arms lifted my breasts and pushed them together, nor is it my fault that Wyatt is a breast man—and an ass man, and a leg man, and any other woman-part you want to name—so therefore it isn’t my fault that when he lifted his head to bang it again his gaze sort of snagged on my cleavage and he forgot what he’d been about to say. I had just taken a shower and was wearing only a robe and underpants, so it was also reasonable that the robe had done what robes do, which is sort of
come untied, which meant I was also not at fault that more than just cleavage was showing.
I’m always amazed at what a flash of nipple will do to a normally clear-thinking man—praise the Lord.
I also never fail to give thanks for that reality of life. Praise the Lord again.
But Wyatt’s made of stronger stuff than the average man, as he never fails to point out to me, usually while making the case that he was taking pity on said average man by marrying me himself, thereby taking me off the market. Somehow he’s got the idea that I’m always trying to get the upper hand in our relationship, which shows you just how smart he is. Damn, I hate it when he’s right.
He eyed my nipple, his face taking on that ruthless, focused look men get when they want to have sex and are pretty sure they’re going to get it. Then his gaze narrowed and he switched it back up to my face.
First, let me say that Wyatt’s gaze can be intense. His eyes are this sort of pale green, which can be piercing. He’s also a cop, as I believe I’ve mentioned a time or three, so when he levels that hard cop look at you, you can feel sort of pinned. But I, too, am made of some stern stuff, and I gave him back as good as I got. A split second later I glanced down at myself as if I had no idea what he’d been staring at, and jerked the robe back in place before resuming my glare.
“You did that on purpose,” he accused.
“It’s a robe,” I pointed out. I love stating the obvious, especially to Wyatt. It drives him nuts. “I’ve never seen a robe that stays tied.”
“So you don’t deny it.”
I don’t know where he got the idea that if I don’t answer a question directly, I’m admitting to whatever charge he’s made. In this case, however, I felt perfectly justified in issuing a straight denial, because the whole nipple thing had been coincidence, and any woman worth her salt seizes her opportunities as they arise. “I deny it,” I said, a hint of challenge in my tone. “I’m trying to have a serious conversation, and all you can think about is sex.”
So of course he then had to prove I was wrong, and he tossed the report on the table. “Okay, so let’s have this serious conversation.”
“I’ve already started it. The ball’s in your court.”
From the way his eyes narrowed I could tell he had to mentally backtrack, but he was sharp; it took him only a couple of seconds. “Okay, why can’t you marry me? But before you get started, let me point out that we are getting married, and I’m giving you another week to get the date nailed down or we’re doing it my way if I have to kidnap you and haul your ass to Las Vegas.”
“Las Vegas?” I sputtered. “Las Vegas? No way. Britney put Las Vegas at the top of the tacky list when she got married there. I spit on the concept of a Vegas wedding.”
He looked as if he wanted to bang his head again. “Who the hell are you talking about? Britney who?”
“Never mind, Mr. Clueless. Just put Las Vegas permanently out of your mind as a wedding spot.”
“I don’t care if we get married standing in the middle of the highway,” he said impatiently.
“I want to get married in your mother’s garden, but now that’s a moot point because I can’t marry you. Period.”
“Let’s backtrack and try this again. Why not?”
“Because my name would be Blair Bloodsworth!” I wailed. “You said it yourself!” How could he be so oblivious?
“Well…yeah,” he said, looking puzzled.
He didn’t get it. He really didn’t get it. “I can’t do it. It’s just too cutesy. You might as well call me Buffy.” Yeah, I know I didn’t have to take his name, but when you start negotiations you always start high, right, to give yourself some wiggle room? I was opening negotiations. Not that he needed to know that.
His frustration peaked, and he roared, “Who the hell is Buffy? Why are you talking about these people?”
Now I wanted to beat my head against the table. Did he never read a magazine? Watch anything besides ball games and news channels on television? It was scary to realize we lived in two different cultures, and that except for football games, which I love, we’d never be able to watch television together, never be able to spend a comfortable, companionable night together in front of the romantic glow of the tube. I’d be forced to kill him, and no woman on the jury would vote to convict me, either.
In a flash I saw how our lives together would have to be: I’d have to have my own television, which meant I’d have to have my own television-watching room…which meant Wyatt’s house would have to be remodeled, or at least reconfigured. I cheered up immensely at this thought, because I’d been wondering how to break the news to him. I really like his house, or at least the basic layout of it, but the decoration is strictly man-alone, which means it’s barely habitable. I needed to put my stamp on it.
“You don’t know who Buffy is?” I whispered, my eyes big with horror. Play it for all it’s worth.
He all but whimpered. “Please. Just tell me why you’ve decided you can’t marry me.”
A rush of well-being filled me. There’s just something satisfying about hearing a grown man whimper. And if Wyatt didn’t actually make the sound, he came pretty damn close, and that was good enough for me, because, believe me, he’s not the whimpering type.
“Because Blair Bloodsworth is too cutesy to be bearable!” Oh, God, I was beset by B-words. “People would hear that name and think, okay, she has to be a blond nitwit, one of those people who snaps gum and twirls her finger in her hair. No one would take me seriously!”
He rubbed his forehead as if he were getting a headache. “So all this is because Blair and Bloodsworth both start with a B?”
I cast my gaze upward. “The light dawns.”
“That’s a load of bullshit.”
“And the bulb just burned out.” Aaargh! When would the avalanche of B-words stop? This always happens to me. When something starts bugging me (aaargh again!) I can’t get away from the alliteration.
“Bloodsworth isn’t a cutesy name, no matter what the first name is,” he said, scowling at me. “It has blood in it, for God’s sake. As in blood and guts. That isn’t cutesy.”
“What would you know? You don’t even know who Britney and Buffy are.”
“And I don’t care, because I’m not marrying them. I’m marrying you. Soon. Though I think I may need my head examined.”
I wanted to kick him. He made it sound as if I were a trial, when I’m really very easy to get along with; just ask any of my employees. I own and operate a fitness center, Great Bods, and my employees think I’m great because I pay them well and treat them well. The only person I have trouble getting along with, except for my ex-husband’s current wife who tried to kill me, is Wyatt, and that’s only because we’re still jockeying for position—Wyatt and I, that is. The problem is we’re both alpha personalities, so we have to stake out our relationship territories.
Okay, I also didn’t get along with Nicole Goodwin, a psycho bitch copycat who got murdered in the parking lot at Great Bods, but she’s dead so she doesn’t count. Sometimes I almost forgive her for being a psycho bitch, because her murder is what brought Wyatt back into my life after an absence of two years—don’t get me started on that—but then I’d remember what a pain in the ass she was even when she was dead, and I get over that brain fart in a hurry.
“Let me save you the psychiatrist’s bill,” I said, narrowing my gaze at him. “The wedding’s off.”
“The wedding’s on. One way or the other.”
“I can’t go through life as Blair Bloodsworth. Though…” I tapped my finger on my chin and stared out at my night-shadowed patio; the Bradford pear trees beyond the patio were lit with strings of white lights that made my tiny backyard into something special. It was a very pretty sight, and I’d miss it when I moved into Wyatt’s house, so he had to make it up to me somehow. “I could keep Mallory as my last name.”
“No way in hell,” he said flatly.
“Women keep their own names all the
time.”
“I don’t care what other women do. You’re taking my name.”
“I’m already established in the business community as Blair Mallory. And I like my last name.”
“We’re going to have the same name. Period.”
I smiled sweetly at him. “Oh, that’s so nice of you, changing your last name to Mallory. Thank you. That’s such a perfect solution, and only a man who’s really secure in his masculinity could do that—”
“Blair.” He got to his feet, towering over me, his level dark brows drawn together in a V over his nose. He’s six-feet-two, so when he towers over someone, he does it right.
Not to be towered over, I got to my feet, too, scowling right back at him. Okay, so there’s still that ten-inch difference in our heights, but I went on tiptoe and pushed my chin up so we were almost nose to nose. “Expecting me to change my name while you keep yours is archaic—”
His eyes were narrow, his jaw set, his lips a thin hard line that barely moved as he spit out words as if they were bullets. “In the animal kingdom, the male marks his territory by pissing on it. All I’m asking you to do is change your last name to mine. Take. Your. Pick.”
My hair all but stood on end, which is a really stupid expression, because how else would it stand? It isn’t as if it can stand on middle. “Don’t you dare piss on me!” I shrieked in outrage. Wyatt can push my buttons faster than anyone else, which I guess keeps things even, but that was why it took a few seconds before the mental image sank in and my shriek abruptly turned into a sputter of laughter.
He was so angry and frustrated it took him a second longer, but as he snorted his gaze dropped to where my robe had come completely open and his expression changed as he reached for me. “Don’t bother,” he growled as I reached for the belt to retie it.
Sex with Wyatt tends to be tempestuous. We have chemistry out the wazoo, or wherever chemistry comes from. I like the hell out of it, because that means I can pretty much count on an orgasm or two, but it also means that even though we’ve been engaged for a couple of months now the urgency hasn’t slacked off much, and he’ll take me down wherever we happen to be, unless we’re in public, of course.