Sunshine, honey. Where are you? They told me that you were wanted for theft? THEFT? Aren't you successful? Did you waste the money you made on your last film? I know you have been doing commercials now, but I still thought you were okay. Sure, you were seated fifth row this year at the Sensee Awards, but you brought that filthy man with you. Of course they would demote you for dating someone who works extended sensivise. I've already forgiven you for that.
I know I raised you better than that. To be such a disgrace? The tabloids were right about you? What am I supposed to say to Condra Nightly? They won't stop texting me. Hourly, hourly I have to hear about your ridiculous exploits. My friends at the Manor won't let me hear the end of it either!
There is nothing I can do! Am I HONESTLY supposed to lie for you now? After you leave Selba without even a word to your own mother?! Ridiculous.