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Mikey looked down and aimlessly kicked the ground. The living world rippled like waves in a pond. "I trust you," he said, his voice a low grumble. "Go learn something useful. "
"Thank you. " She gave him a gentle peck on the cheek, then went off to join Milos.
Once they were gone, Moose and Squirrel approached him.
"Why dont you come with ush, Mikey?" Moose asked.
"Yeah, yeah," said Squirrel. "Skinjacking can be fun to watch, too. Especially the way we do it. "
And although tagging along with the two of them was the last thing he wanted to do, he went along, because it was better than spending the day thinking of Allie in the company of Milos.
Mikey had to admit, watching Moose and Squirrel skinjack that day was entertaining, in a blood-sport sort of way. The were both ingeniously inventive, and decidedly deranged.
First they skinjacked two older teens who were on their way to summer school, but instead used them to get into an R-rated movie. Then, when they got bored with the movie, they skinjacked two policemen and took their squad car for a joyride, leaving the policemen and the car in a ditch, to wonder how they had gotten there.
Each time they skinjacked, they left their fleshies stuck with whatever bad situation they had created, and walked away scott-free. Hit-and-run jackers, he dubbed them.
"Were just having fun," they complained, when Mikey suggested that their activities were depraved. But then, who was he to talk? He had been the McGill--yet even though he had perpetrated a good many mean-spirited, spiteful things, his depravity had a little more class.
Next, Moose and Squirrel went into a bar, got two middle-aged fleshies exceptionally drunk, then peeled out of them just before they were ready to puke.
"No harm, no foul!" said Squirrel. "Right? Right?"
"Yeah," added Moose, "They were gonna do it anyway. "
Mikey concluded that these two were the lowest bottom-feeders hed ever had the misfortune to know. "Does Milos know youre abusing fleshies?" "Milosh and ush got a dont ashk dont tell polishy," said Moose.
"Yeah, yeah--and anyway, we dont abuse no one--we just play hard, thats all. "
Mikey only hoped that when it was finally their turn to go into the light, their pit would be deeper than his.
When Moose and Squirrel skinjacked a couple of nuns, and took them on a shoplifting spree, Mikey decided it was time to call it a day. He crossed through a forest that he hoped would take him back to their makeshift campsite by the highway. The forest had quite a few trees that had crossed into Everlost, and so provided him with spots to rejuvenate, and maybe regain some self-respect. His spirit felt greasy after the way he had spent the day.
There was a house in the woods--a shack, really, but sturdy and cared for. Evidence of ash in the living world suggested it had burned down, but whoever lived there must have loved the place, because it had crossed into Everlost. The sight of it filled Mikey with sorrow. A ghost house with no ghost. What could be sadder? Then he realized why the house bothered him. This shack was him without Allie. Solitary and unvisited. An unknown artifact waiting for eternity to free it from its vigil.
It was at that moment he realized that his spirit was truly human once more. For he no longer remembered how to be alone without being lonely. In her groundbreaking book on skinjacking You Dont Know Jack, Allie the Outcast writes:
"Forget all youve heard about skinjackers; forget the idiotic ramblings of other so-called sources of Everlost information. Skinjackers are just like any other Afterlights. They can be honorable or dishonorable, smart or stupid-- it all depends on the individual. There are two things that hold true for all skinjackers, though. The first is a driving, almost instinctive need to skinjack. The second is the overwhelming burden that such a power puts on us. With such a power, the potential exists for incredibly good deeds, and for acts of unthinkable evil. I think its fortunate for both the living and the dead that most skinjackers are too clueless to do much of either. "
Chapter 11
Surfing Tennessee
In her days on the Sulphur Queen, Allie had pretended to teach the McGill how to skinjack. Of course her lessons were bogus--skinjacking cant be taught--but it can be perfected, and Milos was a master. He could do things Allie had never even thought to do. Things she never dared to do!
At first, he just showed off. They came across a basketball court where a choose-up game was in full swing. He skinjacked the player with the ball, then passed to another player--but Milos got to the other player before the ball did, skinjacked him, and caught his own pass. Allie watched, laughing in spite of herself, as he bounced himself around the court, becoming one player, then another, then another, passing the ball to himself, stealing the ball from himself, shooting and scoring. Allie got dizzy trying to keep track of where and who he was.
By the time he was done, the players were all a bit dazed and confused, not quite sure what had just occurred.
"Jill and I would play many sports together," Milos told her. "We would jump from player to player--that was always part of the game. " The memory brought a smile, but a measure of pain to Miloss expression.
"Did you love her?" Allie dared to ask.
Milos took a few moments before answering. "We came upon a wedding once," he told her. "We skinjacked the bride and groom. "
"You didnt!"
"Well, I skinjacked the groom, but Jills legs were cold. "
Allie looped that back through her mind. "Do you mean she got cold feet?"
"Yes, she got cold feet. Instead of the bride, she went to hide in the flower girl. That should have told me something, you think?"
"Im sorry, Milos. " Then a silence fell between them that was decidedly awkward.
They made their way to the heart of the town, and found a street fair in full swing taking up all three blocks of Lebanon, Tennessees main street.
"For your first lesson, I think I will teach you to surf. "
Allie laughed. "Well, as the nearest beach is hundreds of miles away, I sincerely doubt that. "
"Not that kind of surfing," he told her. Then in a flash he was gone. Allie thought she saw him leaping into a kid eating ice cream, but the kid just continued on.
"Milos?"
"Over here!" His voice was coming from somewhere far away. She looked down the street, and finally caught sight of him--he wasnt skinjacking now, he was just standing in the middle of the street fair, two whole blocks away, waving at her. How on earth had he done that?
Then he vanished again, and a few seconds later, there he was standing right beside her.
"Boo!" he said, and she jumped in spite of herself.
"Did you just . . . teleport?"
"More like tele-phoned," Milos answered. "Wires conduct electrical impulses, yes? Well, the living conduct us. "
"I dont understand. "
"I call it soul-surfing. It is a very good way to travel, when there are many people nearby. " When Allie first learned to skinjack--before she knew what it was called-- she had called it body-surfing. But this feat of relaying oneself across a crowd in seconds--this truly deserved to be called surfing. She wondered if it felt as invigorating as riding a wave. Milos looked around at the modest crowd of the little street fair. "Okay, your turn. "
"Wh-what?" Allie sputtered. "I cant do that! I wouldnt know where to start. "
"Start with her. " Milos pointed to a woman sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper.
"Make as if you mean to skinjack her, but dont take full control. Instead, you must use her to slingshot to the next person, then the next, then the next. Once you get a rhythm, you can work your way to the end of any crowd in seconds. "
He climbed into a passing pedestrian, vanished, then a few seconds later appeared across the street. "Try it!" he called. "From there to here. Short hop. "
Allie leaped into the woman on the bench, but lingered too long, and had to peel herself out, which never happened quickly--it was
like peeling off a glove. Since Allie didnt immediately put her to sleep, the woman knew something funny was going on. She stood up, looked around, and walked away, unnerved.
Milos had already surfed back and was beside her.
"Well, that didnt work," said Allie.
"Because you took hold. Do not stay long enough to hear the thoughts--just long enough to get a small glimpse through the eyes, then push off. "
Allie tried it again with a different person, but still stayed an instant too long, and got drawn in. Milos was patient with her, and encouraging. "Think of Tarzan," he said. "It is like Tarzan swinging on ropes. " Then he beat his chest and made a Tarzan yell that made Allie laugh. She tried it again, and the third time was the charm. She began to jump out before she was done jumping in, and it worked! She pushed off from one person to another. Images passed before her like snapshots, but all unrelated and random. Every fleshie was looking in a slightly different direction, and saw things differently. Colors changed, eyesight changed. Each person she surfed was focusing on something different within their field of vision--but now that Allie had the rhythm she could keep herself moving. She began to feel dizzy, and finally took root in a fleshie to stop herself, and--
--nagging nagging nagging--if she doesnt stop nagging Ill go crazy--nagging nagging nagging-- She found herself sitting in a restaurant, holding a spoon and looking across the table at a very old woman.
"Harold? Harold? Hows the soup, Harold?" the old woman said to her.
Allie, in the body of the womans elderly husband, tried to speak, but could only burp.
"Too spicy. I knew it!" Then the old woman called for the waitress.
Allie peeled herself out of Harold the Henpecked Husband, and when she was back in Everlost she made her way out into the street. Once outside, she got her bearings, and realized she had crossed the avenue, turned a corner, and had unexpectedly bounced herself into a delicatessen. Milos found her a few moments later.
"What happened?"
"I guess I got lost. "
Milos laughed. "It happens. It is hard to keep a sense of direction, yes? You will get better, it just takes practice. "
And so they practiced. It got a bit harder once the crowd thinned, but it just served as a challenge to her. She found that if she pushed off hard enough, she could leap from one person to another who was about ten feet away.
"Moose and Squirrel have been doing this for years, and they can not jump that far," Milos told her. "You are, as they say, a natural!"
After a couple of hours Allie was exhausted. She had surfed her way through hundreds of people--some of them several times, and she had begun to recognize the "signature" of their bodies. "Do they know were here?" Allie asked Milos. "Were only in them for an instant, but still . . . can they sense us the way we sense them?"
Milos raised his eyebrows. "Do you remember when you were alive," he asked, "and you suddenly forgot what you were about to say?"
"Yes . . . "
Milos smiled. "Perhaps someone was surfing through you. "
The thought gave Allie a shiver. Even though she was no longer in flesh, having surfed through so much of it, her spirit held onto some phantom physical feelings. One of those phantom feelings echoed within her when she looked at Milos, and she shivered again. She resisted the urge to move closer to him, and feel his afterglow mingle with hers. It was, after all, just a phantom feeling, easy to dismiss, wasnt it?