Not at all Rhinocerus
A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end).
A miscellany of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous, including 'A pyschiatrist's guide to empathetic garden design', 'Two flies walking on a bald man's head', and 'Acupuncture is a jab well done' amongst others.
And absolutely no mention of rhinoceros (OK. perhaps a very little bit at the end).
Copyright 2012 by Barnaby Wilde
A Little Bit Elephant
A collection of quirky verse which has nothing to do with elephants (OK, it has a little bit of elephant, but that's all).
Another miscellany of puns, jokes and strange ideas, including verses about kitchen appliances, carpets, cabbages, sheep and just a tiny mention of elephants
Copyright 2012 by Barnaby Wilde
Tunnel Vision
Another collection of quirky verse featuring some longer verses on subjects as diverse as flying saucers, fear of flying and dining room tables. Pausing along the way to ask, what if whales could fly? and do you need more than two pairs of shoes? Featuring 'The Ballad of Wayne and Bill' and 'Flying Over the Atlantic'. Puns and jokes as usual.
Copyright 2012 by Barnaby Wilde
The Well Boiled Icycle
35 New 'quirky' poems by Barnaby Wilde featuring Clockwork Wellingtons, Goldfish, Jugglers and Gingerbread Men, but not necessarily in that order, (and not a mention of elephants).
Copyright 2012 by Barnaby Wilde
Short Stories by Barnaby Wilde
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume 1)
Ten coffee break sized short stories with a touch of gentle humour, a smidgen of sci fi, and even a morality tale. Find out about The Monkey Faced Boy, The woman who grew herself a man from a bean and even a story about cardboard boxes.
These bite sized stories are just right for dropping off to sleep with when you go to bed, or reading on the train on your way to work. Something for everyone.
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume 2)
Ten further coffee break sized stories including gentle humour, a touch of sci fi, a smidgen of romance and an air of mystery. Stories include The Running Boy, The Magician's Cabinet, The Turing Test and The Case of the Missing Spray Cleaner.
Short stories ideal for lulling you to sleep at bedtime or reading on the train on your way to work.
Is it possible for an author to become trapped in a Kindle? What if you were being stalked by the Invisible Man? and where exactly do people go when magician's make them disappear?
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume 3)
Ten more coffee break sized stories. A varied collection to suit all tastes,ideal for reading in the bath, on the train, in bed or on the beach.
A hint of sci fi in Cube Roots; gentle humour from the world of the Vertigo Research Labs in Jocelyn; adventure in Where Angels Fear to Tread; A shaggy dog story and an old man's search for his roots in Visiting Worseley.
What if dragons were very small? Why is Jack running, jumping, never standing still? Why does Jethro need a tractor to move house? Answers to these mysteries and more inside.
The above collections are also published as a composite volume under the title Barnaby's Big Book of Shorts containing all thirty stories.
Barnaby Wilde is the pen name of Tim Fisher.
Tim was born in 1947 in Hertfordshire, United Kingdom, but grew up and was educated in the West Country. He graduated with a Physics degree in 1969 and worked in manufacturing and quality control for a multinational photographic company for 30 years before taking an early retirement to pursue other interests. He has two grown up children and currently lives happily in Devon.
For more information about the world of Barnaby Wilde and to read the authors blog go to https://www.barnaby-wilde.co.uk
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