Chapter 2 A man slips in his own vomit and busts his balls. This is one I saw on my own unfortunately. It happened a few days after Valentine’s day 2004. Dave had apparently said something stupid, and now I’m like Dave now you got God out to get us he laughs and agrees and says he shouldn’t have said what he did. Well apparently God was out to get someone but it wasn’t us. He was out to get the pizza guy before it. He was also out to get some poor guy hooking up with a hooker. The next story shows me that the almighty has a sense of humor. It is priceless. This story is the reason I don’t drink or do drugs. I go to the bathroom one day at school and am almost run over by a huge guy who apparently drank too much because he fell over trying to get into the bathroom. I help him up and he goes in and pukes his guts. He’s hung over still and misses and gets stuff everywhere. I am in shock at this and even more so when he stumbles and falls so badly