The guy who covered himself in honey and got stung 200 times
Now this chapter is about a man who was trying to have sex with a girl and was also an exhibitionist. He decided it would be fun to have his girlfriend lick honey off his genitals. This is one I actually saw on the way back to the bus from school. Apparently he wanted everyone to see this, and he got what he wanted. I missed the bus going home, but it was so worth it that I didn’t care at all. I shouted free porn and a lot of people rushed up asking where. I pointed at the guy who was getting head, while he was high. Some students however who didn’t like what they saw “accidentally” knocked over a beehive and broke the window to his dorm room. Of course moths go to flame like bees do to honey. He was stung everywhere but he got stung where it counts on a man. The screams were heard for miles around. I felt sorry for the guy when I saw him and when I heard him. He ran out of the dorm room and was screaming. Then he fell over and landed in the road, this is after he hit a stop sign. He swelled up and almost floated away .Ha ha no seriously he had a lot of stings and he nearly died. The medics came around and again said hey Joe this is the 5th time this week this happened. They took the guy away and I laughed and said man
what a goof. I then did the tushy dance with his girlfriend.
No, that is not a metaphor for sex. I asked her if she wanted to do the tushy dance. So we do the tushy dance which is just dancing and bumping butts at random. I was celebrating another hallmark of human stupidity. After a minute, the guy yells will everyone stop doing the tushy dance and show some respect for the wounded. I ignored him and kept doing the tushy dance and bouncing off the walls. It was hilarious, everyone was