“They trip me up in combat. One almost got me killed recently, so I threw the rest out.”
“Then borrow one from your roommate!”
I pursed my lips. Claire was six feet tall. Her shortest dress would drag the floor on me. Not to mention being completely not my style.
“So we’re going to a Ren faire, then?”
Marlowe ran a hand through his hair and muttered something. And then he eyed me up and down. “What are you? A two?”
“Depends on the dress. Mostly I’m a four, but it depends how snug they fit across—”
“The bust, yes,” he said thoughtfully.
I blinked. “That is…deeply disturbing…coming from you.”
He scowled. “I’ll send something over! Just be at Central at nine!” he told me, referring to the local office of the Vampire Senate.
“Give me one good reason why I should help you.”
“I’ll pay triple.”
I smiled and ate omelet. “That’s a good reason.”
Chapter Twenty-one
“I can’t believe I waxed for this,” I said, eight hours later. And picked a banana peel out of my hair.
Marlowe didn’t even bother to tell me to shut up, which wasn’t a great sign. Not that I thought he was in any real danger. Slava’s guys knew the penalty for killing a senator, and they weren’t going to risk it, orders or no. But he was looking a little under the weather.
I, on the other hand, didn’t have a scratch on me, unless you counted the ladder in my hose. I guess they’d assumed I was just his evening snack pack or something. Because they hadn’t even bothered to rough me up before they threw us both in the Dumpster.
Which was kind of where they lost me.
Slava had been on Marlowe’s radar long before he bought a yacht from the wrong guy. He was infamous for providing a smorgasbord of vice to the local paranormal community, including running one of the biggest prostitution rings in Manhattan. And for operating a notorious sex club, appropriately named the Aerie, in the penthouse above.
Of course, that wasn’t what had annoyed the Senate. They weren’t in the habit of policing vice and believed that what two adults did privately—or not so privately, in the right venue—was up to them. Unless said adults weren’t exactly human, weren’t exactly here legally, and weren’t exactly willing.
Slava was rumored to have reversed the usual fey-enslaving-humans thing to provide unusual delights to his more jaded—and well-heeled—customers. Which definitely was illegal, only nobody had ever been able to pin anything on him. Which was the part I didn’t get. Why did a guy who’d stared down both the Senate and the Circle for decades suddenly go nuts when Marlowe showed up to ask a few questions? Sure, a visit from the chief spy didn’t make anybody happy, especially somebody who was guilty as hell. But if half the rumors were true, Slava had been living that way for years. Why panic now?
I dug coffee grounds out of my décolletage and slid another glance Marlowe’s way. But he didn’t look like he wanted to discuss it. He was just sitting there, like the Buddha of Trash, his burgundy velvet evening coat splattered with blood and mustard, the latter from somebody’s day-old Reuben, by the smell. I wrinkled my nose and tossed one of the five-inch black satin torture devices he’d provided over the side of the Dumpster.
It bounced off the curb and landed in a puddle of something nasty.
Of course it did.
I sighed and heaved myself out after it. That was harder than it sounds, thanks to the Ace bandage in dress form that constituted Marlowe’s idea of sexy. But at least the color was nice. Crimson wasn’t my usual thing, but it covered a multitude of sins, not to mention ketchup.
Although I couldn’t help but notice that I smelled a little…unusual.
Chanel No. 5 obviously wasn’t meant for the trenches.
I brushed myself down, rescued the shoe, and looked up to find the Buddha making faces at the sky. I couldn’t see him that well—lower Manhattan is fairly well lit at night, but we were in the shadow of a building. But he looked like he was having a stroke.
Or it would have, if he’d been human. Since he was a vampire, I assumed he was having a conversation with some of his boys, doing the telepathic equivalent of tearing them a new one. So it was no real shock when less than a minute later a bunch of little cat feet came running down the sidewalk, and resolved themselves into a group of silent, black-suited vamps.
One of them made the mistake of trying to help the boss out of the Dumpster, only to have a fist knotted in his collar. “Well?” Marlowe snarled.
“No portal activity, my lord. If Slava has one on the premises, it is not active at present.”
“Then he doesn’t have one.” Marlowe jumped out and landed on the street beside me.
Someone else must have said something, because he responded. But he was the only one who bothered to articulate for the little dhampir. So I got only his side of the conversation as he stripped down, the mustard-covered shirt following the Reubenized coat back into the Dumpster.
“Of course I’m bloody sure! He knows we’ll be coming for him. If he had an easy out, he’d use it!…Damn it, I said no! A mass stampede would be the perfect diversion. We’re not going to give him that.…I want this building sealed, do you understand? Every door, every window, every crack. We have him, and we’re damned well going to keep him!”
Marlowe had stripped replacement garments off the vamp closest to his size and threw them on while he looked me over. “I’m going back in. Are you up for it?”
“We just got kicked out.”
“That’s not what I asked,” he snapped, shoving studs through the holes in his shirt cuffs.
“But relevant. We never made it past the lobby. And now he’s probably got people watching the exits, too. How do you expect—”
I stopped, because a fire engine chose that moment to sling around a corner. That wouldn’t have been all that unusual, except that its lights were flashing, its siren was blaring, and it was skidding on what looked like only half its wheels. And then it straightened up and came barreling down the street. And onto the sidewalk. And through the double doors of the swanky building Slava called home in a burst of light and sound and shattering glass.
Which was either the biggest coincidence ever or Marlowe’s attempt at a distraction.
All right, points for effort, I thought, watching the truck’s rear wheels burn rubber on the sidewalk, kicking up a cloud of smoke as they tried to shove the bulky back end the rest of the way through the opening. But I didn’t see how that was going to—
And then it exploded.
Okay, yeah. That’s better, I thought, ducking behind the Dumpster to avoid the mass of flaming flying debris that was currently lighting up half the block. Marlowe said something, but I couldn’t hear him over the ringing in my ears—and the blaring siren, which was somehow still going. “What?”
“In or out?” he yelled, holding out a hand.
What the hell. “In.” And the next thing I knew, we were flying down the sidewalk, past a burning vamp running the other way, up some shallow stairs and through a fiery hole that used to be the doorway.
And straight into a wall of smoke. The damned truck must have been loaded with gasoline, because the whole lobby was burning. Not that I could see much of it, but the heat was phenomenal and there was virtually no breathable air.
Of course, that last didn’t bother the vamps lunging at us through the clouds. They looked like something out of a nightmare: just dark, smoldering outlines and glowing eyes. But it didn’t look like they’d been hurt too badly, because three jumped Marlowe, and a bunch more surged past us to attack his boys coming in the front door.
I was starting to feel neglected when an iron hand closed around my wrist.
I clamped my own hand down over it, wrenched up the thumb and twisted sharply, until there was a grunt and the thud of knees hitting tile. I looked down to see a confused vamp staring up at me. He wasn’t one of the str
onger ones, maybe sixth-level at a guess, which was why he’d decided to be brave and jump the human. His eyes went from his broken hand to me and back again, as if he couldn’t figure out why he couldn’t stand.
Until I helped him out, by baring baby fangs.
His eyes widened, and when I let him go, he scrambled away without even standing up—straight through a wall of glass.
And then Marlowe grabbed my hand and we were off again.
We ran through the wreck of the front desk, past a wall with assorted truck parts sticking out of it, down a hall and into an elevator that was just opening. A confused young couple got off, only to hesitate at the sight of the inferno behind us. “Get them out!” Marlowe snapped, confusing me for a moment, until I noticed that one of his boys was right on our heels.
And then we were inside and off.
“How do I look?” Marlowe demanded, slinging a borrowed tie around his neck.
“Like hell,” I choked. Between smoke and powdered drywall, we were both pretty grimy.
I started to hit the stop button, but he grabbed my wrist. “No time.”
“Well, we can’t…go in there…like this,” I gasped, and then coughed again to clear my lungs. “Not if the idea is to grab Slava without anybody noticing.”
“It is.” Marlowe brushed down his coat savagely. “The bastard has too many prominent guests. A few of the wrong people get caught in the cross fire and the fallout won’t be pretty.”
“Well, right now neither are we.”
“Do the best you can,” he told me stubbornly. “If I’d known he was likely to run, I’d have set this up differently. But we’re stuck with it now.”
“Maybe not. If he doesn’t have a portal, he’s trapped. We could—”
“There are other ways out than a portal!”
“Such as?”
“Such as the helicopter he called for five minutes ago.”
“And how do you know that?”
He just tapped an ear before bending over and shaking both hands through his curly mop, sending dust flying everywhere—including all over me. But I didn’t take time to bitch, since I assumed that the ear thing meant he’d bugged Slava’s place at some point. Which reminded me.
I needed to check the kitchen when I got home.
I repaired the damage as best I could with only the shiny metal doors for a mirror. Luckily, the dust didn’t stick to the slick material any more than the trash had. Damn, I needed to get me some of this.
Marlowe straightened up and looked me over. “You’ll do. What about me?”
He still looked a little dusty and a little rumpled, and the guy he’d borrowed the clothes from had been a good deal thinner across the chest. So neither the shirt nor the coat fit properly. Marlowe had solved that problem by letting them both gape open, and by leaving the tie askew under one ear. And by subtly altering his expression.
A minute before, he’d been a focused, furious master vamp jonesing for some payback. Now he was a jolly, slightly inebriated playboy, ready to finish his night of debauchery with a spot of…well, whatever Slava had on the menu. It was actually pretty impressive.
Especially since he wasn’t using a glamourie. The features were the same—the stubborn chin, the too-sharp nose, the dark brown eyes that usually looked small due to being narrowed in suspicion. Now they were big and slightly glazed, the nose and high cheekbones were flushed a rosy color, and the brown curls were artfully unkempt. In a matter of a few seconds, and without any magic that I was able to detect, he’d gone from 007 to Arthur.
“Not bad,” I admitted. “If nobody gets too close. We both smell like we fell into the grill at a barbecue.”
“Not for long,” he said, pulling a flask out of his hip pocket. He took a swig, and then threw a palm full of whiskey all over me.
Great.
He sprinkled some on his coat, and slapped more on his face like cologne. “How about now?”
“Now we smell like a drunk barbecue.”
“Have to do,” he told me, as the elevator slid to a halt.
I started for the door, but Marlowe hit the button, keeping the doors closed.
“What happened to no time?” I asked, as he put out an arm, trapping me in a corner.
He didn’t answer, and his dark eyes were serious. “Remember—no mistakes.”
“Get out of my way.”
I started to push past, but he grabbed my arm. “I mean it.”
“And you think I don’t?”
“I think you are good at killing things. But he’s no good to me dead. I need to know who’s behind this, and it isn’t a two-bit pimp like Slava.”
“His boys will know—”
“He was always a suspicious little shit,” said the Paranoid King, cutting me off. “We can’t know what, if anything, he shared with his people. He dies and we could get sod all.”
“Okay, I get it.”
“For your sake, I hope so. Help me get him out of here—alive—and there will be a nice bonus in it for you. Kill him, I will make it a personal project to see that you never work for us again.”
“Let go of me,” I said flatly, because I didn’t feel like trying to explain to Marlowe that this wasn’t just about the money. “This isn’t just about the money,” I added, because I’m perverse like that.
“Then what is it about?”
“You know what.”
“Must have slipped my mind.”
I scowled. Revisiting personal failures isn’t my favorite thing. Particularly not personal failures that had gotten someone killed.
And all right, yes, I hadn’t actually gotten Lawrence killed. I knew that. He was an upper-level master and they did what they damned well pleased.
But it still felt like my fault.
It had ever since Mircea let me relive it in glorious color in my head. Maybe that was why I couldn’t shake it. I could see it as vividly as if it had just happened: the blue-black dock, the dark red blood, and Lawrence’s bright, desperate eyes as I tried to drag him to the water, to get him out of the line of fire.
Tried and failed.
So, yeah, it felt like my fault. And I didn’t like that feeling. I didn’t know if I would feel any better once I ripped into the guys who had ripped into him, but I was looking forward to finding out.
At least, I would be if Marlowe ever got out of my way.
“Well?” he demanded.
“Lawrence, all right?” I snapped.
Marlowe’s face abruptly blanked, and something shifted behind his eyes. For a moment, I thought he was actually going to attack me. I think maybe he did, too, because he froze, and when he spoke again, his voice had changed, deepened, roughened. “I’m supposed to believe you give a damn about a vampire you barely knew?”
“He was my partner—”
“He was a vampire. Just like a thousand others you’ve killed. Don’t insult my intelligence—”
“Is that possible?”
“—by telling me you’re here for him!”
“Fine. I won’t.” Why the hell I ever tried to explain anything to Marlowe, I didn’t know. I must be going senile. I started for the door again, but the arm didn’t budge.
“You may have Mircea fooled,” he told me, getting in my face. “May have won over Radu, may have seduced Louis-Cesare. But I know what you are.”
“Then you know better than to piss me off.”
“Damn it! I want an answer!”
“About what?” I demanded. “About the fact that I should have kept him from going in there? Or followed him in faster? Or done something other than stand there while they blasted him full of holes? Because I know that, all right?”
I jerked out of Marlowe’s grip.
“If he’d been with a vampire he knew—hell, even one he didn’t—he wouldn’t have gone off like that,” I said bitterly. “He’d have waited for her, explained what he was doing, included her. But he wasn’t with another vampire, was he? He was with a dhampir. And he didn’
t expect me to have his back anyway, so why not go off on his own? He probably thought he’d be safer that way. Probably thought you had it in for him, to partner him up with a creature as dangerous as whatever he was hunting!”
I pushed past him, furious, guilty, humiliated—and found myself hauled back. I was about to register my displeasure—forcibly—when Marlowe stopped me by saying the last words I expected to hear. “He requested you.”
I glared at him. “What?”
“He requested to be assigned to you. Several of them did.”
“Why?”
“You’d have to ask them. My guess would be…curiosity. Until recently, many of them didn’t even believe that dhampirs existed. Thought your kind were merely myth. Then they find out that not only do they exist but that one is in their midst, and of Mircea’s family line at that.…”
“Then curiosity got him killed!”
“No. Pride got him killed. He should have waited for you, he should have—” His jaw clenched. “I knew it was trouble when he received a second major gift before reaching first level.…That is rarely a good thing.”
“He was powerful—”
“Not enough! As I tried to tell him, on more than one occasion. But he’d never been in a position that his abilities couldn’t overcome. What the physical couldn’t handle, the mental got him out of, and vice versa. He never had his back against a wall. He never—”
He broke off but I knew what he meant. “He never failed.”
“No. And sometimes, they need to fail. They need the lessons it teaches. Or the first time they do may be their last!” He looked at me, his eyes dark and implacable. “But not tonight. We don’t fail tonight.”
“You’ll have Slava alive,” I told him simply.
He looked at me for a few long seconds, searching my face for something that I guess he found. Or maybe we were just out of time. “Then let’s go get him.”
Chapter Twenty-two
The elevator doors opened and we stumbled out—onto the wrong floor. At least, that’s what I thought at first. Because whatever I’d been expecting, this wasn’t it.
The human S&M community may occasionally get tired of the Gothic stereotype, but they play into it often enough. Lots of black and red, lots of whips and chains, lots of deliberately scary props wielded by deliberately scary people. Which made sense, I supposed. If the idea was to test limits, to push boundaries, to ride the knife edge between pain and fear and pleasure, then you went with whatever worked.