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Droguszoqt

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  Dragon King of Zimbabwe

 

  Reign - 8 August 2012 –present

  Predecessor - President Robert Mugabe

  House - House of Shryivwi

  Droguszoqt is the Dragon King of Zimbabwe. He took power the day after he burned Zimbabwe’s government structures and consumed President Robert Mugabe. A short-lived, limited military response from Madagascar was rebuffed by Droguszoqt’s team of dwarven wizards. No developed nations supported the UN’s request for military aid in the situation.

  Human sacrifices to Droguszoqt began on 1 January 2013. The many tribes in Zimbabwe had been united by Droguszoqt. When the dragon demanded that a single maiden be provided by the tribes for his consumption each day the little resistance tribe members voiced was quickly silenced by tribal leaders who were pleased with the wealth, commerce, medical aid and social structure the dragon had brought to Zimbabwe in a short period of time.

  It took 11 months for the UN to draft an international resolution against the human sacrifices occurring in Zimbabwe. However, the resolution gained no traction as representatives from European, Asian and African countries pointed out that while human sacrifices were occurring in Zimbabwe deaths from famine, disease, child birth and violence had plummeted to rates that were all superior to the United States of America.