CHAPTER IV.
IN WHICH THE BLACK MARIA RECEIVES A NEW INMATE.
At the sight of this astonishing and utterly unlooked-for personage, theactor and the Englishman stood for a moment gaping at each other insurprised silence. Then, as the full force of what they had doneoccurred to them, and they realised that, at great risk of life, limb,and freedom, they had rescued from the clutches of the law an utterlyworthless tramp, they burst into peals of uncontrollable laughter.
"But where's Violet?" gasped Spotts, who was the first to recoverhimself.
"Oh, there's a lady in there, if you mean _her_," said the tramp,indicating the cavernous depths of the Black Maria.
"Yes, I'm here all right," came the welcome tones of the littleactress's voice. "I'll be out in just a moment, as soon as I've putmyself straight. You're the most reckless drivers I ever saw."
"I'm awfully sorry," said Banborough, approaching the door to help herout. "But circumstances didn't leave us much choice."
"Apparently not," she replied, and a moment later stood in their midst,looking even more bewitching than usual in her dishevelled condition.Then as she drew a long breath, inhaling the fresh woodland air, andrealising all the joy of her restored freedom, the eternal femininereasserted itself, and, seizing both of Spotts's hands, she criedimpetuously: "Look at me, Alvy, and tell me if my hat is straight."
They all laughed, which broke the tension of the situation.
"I don't know what you must think of us," said Banborough.
"I thought I was being run away with at first," she said; "but when Iheard Alvy's voice on the box I knew it must be all right."
"Of course," continued Cecil, "we hadn't the least idea there wasanybody else in the van."
"Oh, I didn't mind so much," she said. "He was quite nice andrespectful, and very soft to fall on. I guess he must be all black andblue from the number of times I hit him."
"Well, you're safe, and that's the main thing," said Spotts.
"But what does it all mean?" she demanded.
"Oh, there's time enough for explanations later on," returned the actor."We're not out of the woods yet."
"Of course we aren't, stupid! Any one can see that."
"Metaphorically, he means," said Cecil. "But, joking apart, this BlackMaria is, so to speak _particeps criminis_, and the sooner we lose itthe better."
"Which way shall we go?" she asked.
"Oh, that's been all arranged beforehand with the other members of theparty," said Spotts, purposely omitting to mention their destination inthe presence of their undesirable companion. "It can't be more than amile or two across country to the Hudson River Railroad, and we'd bettermake for the nearest station. Do you feel up to walking?"
"Do I feel up to walking!" she exclaimed. "Well, if you'd been chuckedround for an hour without being consulted, I guess you'd feel like doinga little locomotion on your own account." And without another word thethree turned to get their belongings.
"Say," interjected the tramp, "where do I come in?"
"Oh, but you don't," said Spotts. "We're going to leave you thisbeautiful carriage and pair with our blessing. Better take a drive inthe country and enjoy the fresh air."
"Yah!" snarled the disreputable one in reply. "That don't go! It's toothin! Why, look here, boss," he continued, addressing Banborough, "youwent and 'scaped with me without so much as sayin' by your leave, andnow, when you've gone and laid me open to extra time for evadin' of mypenalty, you've got the cheek to propose to leave me alone in a coldworld with _that_!" And he pointed expressively at the Black Maria.
"It is rather hard lines," admitted Cecil. "But, you see, it would neverdo to have you with us, my man. Why, your clothes would give us awaydirectly."
"And I'll give yer away directly to the cops if you don't take mealong."
Banborough and Spotts looked at each other in redoubled perplexity.
"You see," continued the anarchist, "I don't go for to blow on no blokesas has stood by me as youse has, but it's sink or swim together.Besides, you'd get lost in this country in no time, while I knows itwell. Why, I burgled here as a boy."
"What's to be done?" asked Cecil.
"Oh, I suppose we've got to take him along," replied the actor. "We'reall in the same boat, if it comes to that."
"Now if youse gents," suggested the tramp, "could find an extra pair ofpants between you, this coat and hat would suit me down to the ground."And he laid a dirty paw on Banborough's discarded garments.
"No you don't!" cried that gentleman, hastily recovering hispossessions. "Haven't you got any clothes in that bag of yours, Spotts?"
"Well, I _have_ got a costume, Bishop, and that's a fact," replied theactor; "but it's hardly in his line, I should think."
"What is it?" asked the Englishman. "You seem about of a size."
"It's a Quaker outfit. I used it in a curtain-raiser we were playing."
"That would do very well," said Cecil, "if it isn't too pronounced."
"Oh, it's tame enough," replied the actor, who exercised a restraint inhis art for which those who met him casually did not give him credit.Indeed, among the many admirable qualities which led people to predict abrilliant future for Spotts was the fact that he never overdid anything.
"Huh!" grunted the tramp, "I dunno but what I'd as lieve sport a shovelhat as the suit of bedticking they give yer up the river. I used towork round Philidelphy some, and I guess I could do the lingo."
"Give them to him," said Banborough. "I'll make it good to you."
"Well, take them, then," replied Spotts regretfully, handing theirunwelcome companion the outfit which he produced from his bag, adding ashe pointed to the woods: "Get in there and change quickly. We ought tobe moving."
The tramp made one step towards the underbrush, and then, pausingdoubtfully, said:
"You don't happen to have a razor and a bit of looking-glass about yer,do yer? I see there's a brook here, and there ain't nothin' Quakeryabout my beard."
The actor's face was a study.
"I'm afraid there's no escape from it, old man," remarked Cecil. "Ifyou've your shaving materials with you, let him have them."
"There they are. You needn't trouble to return them."
Their recipient grinned appreciatively, and as the last rustle of hisretirement into privacy died away, Miss Arminster turned to Banboroughand demanded:
"Now tell me what I was arrested for, why you two ran away with me, andwhere I'm being taken."
"I can answer the first of those questions," broke in Spotts. "You're aSpanish sympathiser and a political spy."
"I'm nothing of the sort, as you know very well!" she replied, colouringviolently. "I'm the leading lady of the A. B. C. Company."
"Of course _we_ know it," returned the actor; "but the police havechosen to take a different view of the matter."
"Why is he chaffing me like this?" she said, appealing to Cecil.
"I'm afraid it's a grim reality," he replied. "You see, when the Spanishofficials were turned out of Washington, they'd the impertinence to takethe title of my book as their password."
"Well, then," she said, "they did what they'd no right to do."
"I suppose that would be a question of international copyright," hereplied. "But 'The Purple Kangaroo' has proved itself a most troublesomeanimal, and as I thought you wouldn't care for quarters down the baytill the war was over, I took the liberty of running off with you."
"I'm very much obliged to you, I'm sure; but what next?"
"We're all to rendezvous at Yonkers."
"And then?"
"Well, unless the situation improves, I'm afraid it'll become a questionof seeking a refuge in another country."
"If you think," she cried, "that I'm going to spend the rest of myexistence in the forests of Yucatan or on the plains of Patagonia,you're mightily mistaken!"
"Oh," he said, laughing, "it isn't as bad as all that. Ours is only apolitical crime, and Canada will afford a safe harbour from theextradition
laws."
"But the war won't be finished in a day," she contended, her eyesbeginning to fill with tears.
"Won't you trust me?" asked Cecil, taking both her hands. "Won't you letme prove my repentance by guarding your welfare? Won't you--"
Indeed there is no knowing to what he might have committed himself inthe face of such beauty and sorrow had not Spotts broken in with a cryof:
"It's all up now! We're done for, and no mistake!" And he pointed to thefigure of a short, fat, red-faced man, very much out of breath, who wasbustling down the road, waving his hands at them and shouting "Hi!"
"You'd better go and warn the tramp," said Banborough; and the actorplunged into the woods.
A moment later the stranger came up to them, and panted out:
"I arrest you both, in the name of the law!"
Neither said anything, but Banborough took one of Miss Arminster's tinygloved hands in his own and gave it a little squeeze just by way ofreassuring her.
"Well," said the new arrival, as soon as he had recovered his breath,"what have you got to say for yourselves?"
"I don't know that we've anything to say," replied Cecil sheepishly.
"I should think not!" said the other. "Here, take off that coat!" And hestripped the official garment from the Englishman's shoulders. "The cap,too!"
Banborough handed it to him, saying as he did so:
"You're a police official, I suppose?"
"I'm the Justice of the Peace from the next town. They just missedcatching you at the last place you drove through, and telegraphed on tome. Knowing there was a cross-road here, I wasn't going to take anychance of losing you. I left the police to follow. They'll be along in aminute. Now what do you mean by it?"
"I don't suppose any explanations of mine would persuade you thatyou're making a mistake," said Banborough.
"No, I don't suppose they would. Now you put on that coat accidentally,didn't you? Just absent-mindedly--"
"I don't know you," broke in the Englishman, "and I don't--"
"That'll do," said the Justice of the Peace. "I don't know you either,and--yes, I do know the woman." Then turning to Miss Arminster, hecontinued: "Didn't I perform the marriage ceremony over you the yearbefore last?"
"Yes," she said softly. And Cecil relinquished her hand. This, heconsidered, was worse than being arrested.
"I thought I did," went on the magistrate. "I don't often forget a face,and I'm sorry to see you in such bad company."
The young girl began to show signs of breaking down, and the situationwas fast becoming acute, when the unexpected tones of an unctuous voicesuddenly diverted everybody's attention.
"Why is thee so violent, friend?" said some one behind them. And turningquickly, they perceived the sleek, clean-shaven, well-groomed figure ofa Quaker, dressed in a shad-bellied brown coat, a low black silk hatwith a curved brim, and square shoes.
"Who the devil--!" began the officer.
"Fie! fie!" said the stranger. "Abstain from cursings and revilings inthy speech. But I am glad thee hast come, for verily I feared theworkers of iniquity were abroad."
"Oh, you know something about it, do you?" asked the Justice of thePeace.
"I was returning from a meeting of the Friends," continued the Quakerblandly, "when I came upon these two misguided souls. As my counsellingswere not heeded, and I am a man of peace, I had retired into the woodsto pursue my way uninterrupted, when I heard thee approach."
"Well, I'll be glad of your assistance, though I daresay I could havemanaged them until the police came. They're a dangerous pair.
"And what will thee do with the other prisoner, friend?"
"Eh? What other prisoner?"
"The one that lies in a debauched sleep at the farther end of the van. Ihave striven to arouse him, but in vain."
"Where is he?" said the magistrate, peering into the black depths of thewaggon.
"In the far corner. Thee canst not see him from here."
"I'll have him out in no time!" exclaimed the officer, springing intothe van, with the driver's hat and coat still in his hand.
"Not if I knows it, you old bloke!" cried the sometime Quaker, slammingthe door and turning the key with vicious enjoyment, while his threecompanions, for Spotts had emerged from the wood, executed a war-danceround the vehicle out of sheer joy and exultation. From within proceededa variety of curses and imprecations, while the Black Maria bounced uponits springs as if a young elephant had gone mad inside.
Suddenly the Quaker laid a detaining hand upon Banborough's shoulder,saying:
"Take care, boss; here come the cops! I'll play the leading role, andyou follow the cues."
They all paused and stood listening, while the rapid beat of a horse'shoofs came to their ears, and a second later a Concord waggon, loadeddown with policemen, swung into view round the corner of the road, andpresently drew up beside them.
"Thee hast come in good time, friend," said the Quaker to the chiefofficer. "We have watched thy prisoners overlong already."
"Where's the boss?" demanded the official.
"Dost thee mean the worldly man with the red face, much given to profanespeaking?"
"I guess that's him," laughed one of the subordinates.
"As I was returning from a meeting of the Friends with these goodpeople," pursued the Quaker, indicating his companions, "we came uponthis vehicle standing in the road, the horses being held by two men,who, when they saw us, ran into the woods towards the river."
"How were they dressed?" asked the chief officer.
"One of them had garments like thine, friend."
"That's our man, sure!"
"Very presently," resumed the Quaker, "came thy master, using muchunseemly language, who, having heard our story, followed the men in thedirection we indicated, begging that we guard this carriage till youcame, and bidding us tell you to return with it to the town."
"Well, I guess the boss knows his own business best," said the leader ofthe party; "so we'd better be getting back to the station. I supposeyou'll come and give your evidence."
"I am a man of peace," said the Quaker; "but if my testimony is requiredI and my friends will walk behind thee to the next town and give it."
"It's only half a mile from here, a straight road--you can't miss it.You'll be there as soon as we want you."
The Quaker nodded.
"Then we'd better be moving," said the chief officer. "I'll drive Maria,and you fellows go ahead in the cart."
The remarks which were now proceeding from the interior of that vehiclewere much too dreadful to record. But as it was about to start, the manof peace, lifting his hands, checked the driver and said:
"I will, with thy permission, approach the grating and speak a word ofcounsel." And going to the door, he said in a loud voice:
"Peace, friend. Remember what the good Benjamin Franklin has said: 'Hethat speaks much is much mistaken.'"
The reply elicited by these remarks was of such a nature that MissArminster was obliged to put her hands over her ears, and the policedrove off with loud guffaws, enjoying immensely the good Quaker'sconfusion.
"That bloke," remarked the tramp, as the Black Maria disappeared in acloud of dust, "give me three months once, an' I feels better."
And without another word he led the party across the road and into thewoods in the direction of the river.