Officer Delinko shrugged, nodding toward the Travelin’ Johnnys. “I imagine all of ’em look big,” he said, “when they’re swimming under your butt.”
Miss Hennepin had notified Roy’s mother, so he had to repeat the story when he got home from school, and once more when his father returned from work.
“Why was this young man choking you? You didn’t do something to provoke him, did you?” asked Mr. Eberhardt.
“Roy says he picks on everybody,” Mrs. Eberhardt said. “But even so, fighting is never the right thing.”
“It wasn’t a fight,” Roy insisted. “I only punched him to make him let go. Then I got off the bus and ran.”
“And that’s when you were struck by the golf ball?” his father asked, wincing at the thought.
“He ran a long, long way,” his mother said.
Roy sighed. “I was scared.” He didn’t like lying to his parents but he was too worn out to explain the real reason that he had run so far.
Mr. Eberhardt examined the bruise over his son’s ear. “You took a nasty shot here. Maybe Dr. Shulman ought to have a look.”
“No, Dad, I’m okay.” The paramedics had checked him out on the golf course, and the school nurse at Trace Middle had spent forty-five minutes “observing” him for signs of a possible concussion.
“He seems to be fine,” agreed Roy’s mother. “The other young man, however, has a broken nose.”
“Oh?” Mr. Eberhardt’s eyebrows arched.
To Roy’s surprise, his father didn’t seem angry. And while he wasn’t exactly beaming at Roy, there was unmistakable affection—and possibly even pride—in his gaze. Roy thought it was a good opportunity to renew his plea for leniency.
“Dad, he was strangling me. What else could I do? What would you have done?” He pulled down his collar to display the bluish finger marks on his neck.
Mr. Eberhardt’s expression darkened. “Liz, did you see this?” he asked Roy’s mother, who nodded fretfully. “Does the school know what that thug did to our son?”
“The vice-principal does,” Roy piped up. “I showed her.”
“What did she do?”
“Suspended me from the bus for two weeks. Plus I have to write an apology—”
“What happened to the other boy? Wasn’t he disciplined, too?”
“I don’t know, Dad.”
“Because this is assault,” Mr. Eberhardt said. “You can’t choke another person. It’s against the law.”
“You mean, they could arrest him?” Roy didn’t want to get Dana Matherson thrown in jail, because then Dana’s mean and equally large friends might come after him. Being the new kid in school, Roy didn’t need to be making those types of enemies.
His mother said, “Roy, honey, they’re not going to arrest him. But he needs to be taught a lesson. He could seriously hurt somebody, picking on smaller kids the way he does.”
Mr. Eberhardt sat forward intently. “What’s the boy’s name?”
Roy hesitated. He wasn’t sure exactly what his father did for a living, but he was aware it had something to do with law enforcement. Occasionally, when talking to Roy’s mother, Mr. Eberhardt would refer to his working for the “D.O.J.,” which Roy had deciphered as the United States Department of Justice.
As much as Roy disliked Dana Matherson, he didn’t believe the kid was worthy of the U.S. government’s attention. Dana was just a big stupid bully; the world was full of them.
“Roy, please tell me,” his father pressed.
“The boy’s name is Matherson,” Mrs. Eberhardt chimed in. “Dana Matherson.”
At first Roy was relieved that his father didn’t write the name down, hoping it meant that he wasn’t going to pursue the incident. Then Roy remembered that his father seemed to have a supernatural memory—for instance, he could still recite the batting averages of the entire starting lineup for the 1978 New York Yankees.
“Liz, you should call the school tomorrow,” Mr. Eberhardt said to Mrs. Eberhardt, “and find out if—and how—this boy will be disciplined for attacking Roy.”
“First thing in the morning,” Mrs. Eberhardt promised.
Roy groaned inwardly. It was his own fault that his parents were reacting so strongly. He should never have shown them the marks on his neck.
“Mom, Dad, I’ll be fine. Honest I will. Can’t we just let the whole thing drop?”
“Absolutely not,” his father said firmly.
“Your dad’s right,” said Roy’s mother. “This is a serious matter. Now come to the kitchen and let’s put some ice on your bump. Afterwards you can work on that apology letter.”
On one wall of Roy’s bedroom was a poster from the Livingston rodeo that showed a cowboy riding a ferocious humpbacked bull. The cowboy held one hand high in the air, and his hat was flying off his head. Every night before turning off the lights, Roy would lie on his pillow and stare at the poster, imagining that he was the sinewy young bull rider in the picture. Eight or nine seconds was an eternity on top of an angry bull, but Roy imagined himself hanging on so tightly that the animal couldn’t shake him no matter how furiously it tried. The seconds would tick by until finally the bull would sink to its knees in exhaustion. Then Roy would calmly climb off, waving to the roaring crowd. That’s how he played the scene in his mind.
Maybe someday, Roy thought hopefully, his father would be transferred back to Montana. Then Roy could learn to ride bulls like a cowboy.
On the same wall of his bedroom was a yellow flyer handed out to drivers entering Yellowstone National Park. The flyer said:
At the bottom of the handout was a drawing of a tourist being tossed on the horns of a fuming bison. The tourist’s camera was flying one way and his cap was flying another, just like the cowboy’s hat in the rodeo poster.
Roy had saved the Yellowstone flyer because he was so amazed that anybody would be dumb enough to stroll up to a full-grown buffalo and snap its picture. Yet it happened every summer, and every summer some nitwit tourist got gored.
It was exactly the sort of idiotic stunt that Dana Matherson would try, Roy thought as he contemplated his apology letter. He could easily envision the big goon trying to hop on a bison, like it was a carousel pony.
Roy took a piece of lined notebook paper out of his English folder and wrote:
Dear Dana,
I’m sorry I busted your nose. I hope the bleeding has stopped.
I promise not to hit you ever again as long as you don’t bother me on the school bus. I think that’s a fair arangement.
Most sincerely,
Roy A. Eberhardt
He took the page downstairs and showed his mother, who frowned slightly. “Honey, it seems a little too ... well, forceful.”
“What do you mean, Mom?”
“It’s not the content of the letter so much as the tone.”
She handed it to Roy’s father, who read it and said, “I think the tone is exactly right. But you’d better look up ‘arrangement’ in the dictionary.”
The police captain slumped at his desk. This wasn’t how he had planned to end his career. After twenty-two winters pounding the streets of Boston, he’d moved to Florida with the hope of five or six warm and uneventful years before retirement. Coconut Cove had sounded ideal. Yet it had turned out not to be the sleepy little village that the captain had envisioned. The place was growing like a weed—too much traffic, too many tourists, and, yes, even crime.
Not nasty big-city crime, but flaky Florida-style crime.
“How many?” he asked the sergeant.
The sergeant looked at Officer Delinko, who said, “Total of six.”
“Two in each toilet?”
“Yes, sir.”
“How big?”
“The largest was four feet even. The smallest was thirty-one inches,” replied Officer Delinko, reading matter-of-factly from his report.
“Real alligators,” the captain said.
“That’s right, sir.”
Officer Delink
o’s sergeant spoke up: “They’re gone now, Captain, don’t worry. A reptile wrangler came and got ’em out of the johns.” With a chuckle he added, “The little one almost took the guy’s thumb off.”
The captain said, “What’s a ‘reptile wrangler’—aw, never mind.”
“Believe it or not, we found him in the Yellow Pages.”
“Figures,” the captain muttered.
Normally an officer of his rank wouldn’t get involved in such a silly case, but the company building the pancake franchise had some clout with local politicians. One of Mother Paula’s big shots had called Councilman Grandy, who immediately chewed out the police chief, who quickly sent word down the ranks to the captain, who swiftly called for the sergeant, who instantly summoned (last and least) Officer Delinko.
“What the heck’s going on out there?” the captain demanded. “Why would kids single out this one construction site to vandalize?”
“Two reasons,” said the sergeant, “boredom and convenience. I’ll bet you five bucks it’s juvies who live in the neighborhood.”
The captain eyed Officer Delinko. “What do you think?”
“It seems too organized to be kids—pulling out every stake, not just once but twice. Think about what happened today. How many kids do you know who could handle a four-foot gator?” Officer Delinko said. “Seems awful risky, for a practical joke.”
Delinko is no Sherlock Holmes, thought the police captain, but he’s got a point. “Well, then, let’s hear your theory,” he said to the patrolman.
“Yes, sir. Here’s what I think,” Officer Delinko said. “I think somebody’s got it in for Mother Paula. I think it’s some kind of revenge deal.”
“Revenge,” repeated the captain, somewhat skeptically.
“That’s right,” the patrolman said. “Maybe it’s a rival pancake house.”
The sergeant shifted uncomfortably in his chair. “There is no other pancake house in Coconut Cove.”
“Okay,” said Officer Delinko, rubbing his chin, “so then, how about a disgruntled customer? Maybe someone who once had a bad breakfast at a Mother Paula’s!”
The sergeant laughed. “How can you mess up a flapjack?”
“I agree,” the captain said. He’d heard enough. “Sergeant, I want you to send a patrol car by the construction site every hour.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Either you catch these vandals or you scare ’em away. It doesn’t matter to me as long as the chief isn’t getting any more phone calls from Councilman Bruce Grandy. Clear?”
As soon as they left the captain’s office, Officer Delinko asked his sergeant if he could come in early to work the Mother Paula patrol.
“No way, David. The overtime budget’s tapped out.”
“Oh, I don’t want any overtime,” the patrolman said. All he wanted was to solve the mystery.
FOUR
Roy’s mother made him stay home all weekend to make sure there was no delayed reaction to the golf-ball bonking. Though his head felt fine, he didn’t sleep well either Saturday night or Sunday night.
On the way to school Monday morning, his mother asked what was bothering him. Roy said it was nothing, which wasn’t true. He was worried about what would happen when Dana Matherson caught up with him.
But Dana was nowhere to be seen at Trace Middle.
“Called in sick,” Garrett reported. He claimed to have inside information, owing to his mother’s high-ranking position as a guidance counselor. “Dude, what’d you do to that poor guy? I heard there was guts all over the bus.”
“That’s not true.”
“I heard you pounded him so hard, his nose got knocked up to his forehead. I heard he’ll need plastic surgery to put it back where it belongs.”
Roy rolled his eyes. “Yeah, right.”
Garrett made a fart noise through his teeth. “Hey, everybody in school is talkin’ about this—talkin’ about you, Eberhardt.”
“Great.”
They were standing in the hall after homeroom, waiting for the first-period bell.
Garrett said, “Now they think you’re a tough guy.”
“Who does? Why?” Roy didn’t want to be thought of as tough. He didn’t particularly want to be thought of at all. He just wanted to blend in quietly and not be noticed, like a bug on a riverbank.
“They think you’re tough,” Garrett went on. “Nobody’s ever slugged a Matherson before.”
Apparently Dana had three older brothers, none of whom was remembered fondly at Trace Middle.
“What’d you put in your apology letter? ‘Dear Dana, I’m sorry I thumped you. Please don’t break every bone in my body. Leave me one good arm so at least I can feed myself.’ ”
“You’re so funny,” Roy said dryly. The truth was, Garrett was pretty funny.
“What do you think that gorilla’s gonna do next time he sees you?” he said to Roy. “I was you, I’d start thinkin’ about plastic surgery myself so that Dana wouldn’t recognize me. Seriously, man.”
“Garrett, I need a favor.”
“What—a place to hide? Try the South Pole.”
The bell rang and streams of students filled the hall. Roy pulled Garrett aside. “There’s a tall girl with curly blond hair, she wears red glasses—”
Garrett looked alarmed. “Don’t tell me.”
“Tell you what?”
“You got the hots for Beatrice Leep?”
“That’s her name?” Roy figured it had been at least a hundred years since anyone had named their daughter Beatrice. No wonder she was such a sorehead.
“What do you know about her?” he asked Garrett.
“I know enough to stay out of her way. She’s a major soccer jock,” Garrett said, “with a major attitude. I can’t believe you got the hots for her—”
“I don’t even know her!” Roy protested. “She’s hacked off at me for some crazy reason, and I’m just trying tofigure out why.”
Garrett groaned. “First Dana Matherson, now Beatrice the Bear. You got a death wish, Tex?”
“Tell me about her. What’s her story?”
“Not now. We’re gonna be late for class.”
“Come on,” Roy said. “Please.”
Garrett stepped closer, checking nervously over his shoulder. “Here’s all you need to know about Beatrice Leep,” he said in a whisper. “Last year one of the star linebackers for Graham High snuck up from behind and slapped her on the bottom. This was at the Big Cypress Mall, broad daylight. Beatrice chased the guy down and heaved him into the fountain. Broke his collarbone in three places. Out for the season.”
“No way,” said Roy.
“Maybe you ought to think about Catholic school.”
Roy gave a hollow laugh. “Too bad we’re Methodists.”
“Then convert, dude,” Garrett said. “Seriously.”
Officer David Delinko looked forward to getting up early to scout the construction site. It was a welcome break from his daily routine, which offered few opportunities for real surveillance. Usually that was left to the detectives.
Although Officer Delinko liked the town of Coconut Cove, he had become bored with his job, which mostly involved traffic enforcement. He had joined the police force because he wanted to solve crimes and arrest criminals. Yet, except for the occasional drunk driver, Officer Delinko rarely got to lock up anybody. The handcuffs clipped to his belt were as shiny and unscratched as the day he joined the force, almost two years earlier.
Vandalism and trespassing weren’t big-time crimes, but Officer Delinko was intrigued by the continuing pattern of mischief at the future site of Mother Paula’s All-American Pancake House. He had a hunch that the culprit (or culprits) intended something more serious than juvenile pranks.
Since the police chief was getting pressure to stop the incidents, Officer Delinko knew that catching the vandals would be a feather in his cap—and possibly the first step toward a promotion. His long-term career goal was to become a detective, and the Mother Pau
la case was a chance to show he had the right stuff.
On the first Monday after the alligator episode, Officer Delinko set his alarm clock for five A.M. He rolled out of bed, took a quick shower, toasted himself a bagel, and headed out for the construction site.
It was still dark when he arrived. Three times he circled the block and saw nothing unusual. Except for a garbage truck, the streets were empty. The police radio was quiet as well; not much happened in Coconut Cove before dawn.
Or after dawn, for that matter, Officer Delinko mused.
He parked the squad car next to Leroy Branitt’s work trailer and waited for the sun to rise. It promised to be a pretty morning; the sky looked clear, with a rim of pink in the east.
Officer Delinko wished he’d brought a thermos of coffee, because he wasn’t accustomed to getting up so early. Once he caught himself sagging behind the steering wheel, so he slapped briskly at his cheeks in order to stay awake.
Peering through the fuzzy early-morning gray, Officer Delinko thought he saw movement in the open field ahead of him. He flicked on the squad car’s headlights and there, on a grassy mound marked by a freshly planted survey stake, stood a pair of burrowing owls.
Curly hadn’t been kidding. These were the dinkiest owls that Officer Delinko had ever seen—only eight or nine inches tall. They were dark brown with spotted wings, whitish throats, and piercing amber eyes. Officer Delinko wasn’t a bird-watcher, but he was intrigued by the toy-sized owls. For several moments they stared at the car, their big eyes blinking uncertainly. Then they took off, chattering to each other as they swooped low over the scrub.
Hoping he hadn’t scared the birds away from their nest, Officer Delinko turned off his headlights. He rubbed his heavy eyelids and propped his head against the inside of the car window. The glass felt cool against his skin. A mosquito buzzed around his nose, but he was too sleepy to swipe at it.
Soon he nodded off, and the next thing he heard was the radio crackle of the dispatcher’s voice, routinely asking for his location. Officer Delinko fumbled for the microphone and recited the address of the construction site.
“Ten-four,” the dispatcher said, signing off.