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  EPILOGUE—THIRTEEN YEARS LATER

  In the thirteen years—a baker’s dozen—that have passed since this book was written, Ireland has leaped over a century and a half and caught up with another five, and it is high time for me to close my file on Ireland, postpone my visions of writing another book about that country until some distant date in the future, and quietly allow my accumulating notes to disappear into the sewing basket. One of these notes, which crops up four times, gives me a good idea of how Ireland has changed; it is a memo headed: The Dogs of Dukinella—the first is dated 1958, the three others 1960, 1963, and 1964, but by 1965 there was no further need for me to make the same note again, for the dogs of Dukinella were no longer doing what, until 1964, they used to do at least once and often several times a day when I drove through the village to the beach: no longer do they run alongside the car, dangerously close to the bumper, a new dog from property to property, from wall to wall, each one picking up the barking of the previous one like relay runners; they don’t run after any cars at all, I suppose they are used to them by now, and perhaps this tells the whole story. Long ago, because I loved their enthusiasm, their temperament, and their intelligence, I smuggled the dogs of Dukinella into a story that has nothing whatever to do with Ireland but a great deal to do with Germany. There are a number of other disturbing memos that keep coming to light: The People in the Settlement, or: Sunday Mass in Front of the Valley School; the sewing basket is full.

  Thirteen years later, in an Ireland that has caught up with two centuries and leaped over another five, it would no longer occur to me to have a Red Indian drop from the sky, and Limerick is no longer the Limerick of 1954. Very well, then. Moreover, to my regret but not to that of most Irishmen, nuns have practically disappeared from the newspapers; other things have disappeared too: the safety pins and the smells, the latter again to my regret but not to that of most Irishmen, for I have not only a very good nose but a keen sense of smell, and a world without smells is less to my liking than a world where they still existed. And a certain something has now made its way to Ireland, that ominous something known as The Pill—and this something absolutely paralyzes me: the prospect that fewer children might be born in Ireland fills me with dismay. I know: it’s all very well for me to talk, it’s easy for me to want them in large quantities: I am neither their father nor their government, and I am not required to part from them when many, as they must, start out on the road to emigration. Nowhere in the world have I seen so many, such lovely, and such natural children, and to know that His Majesty The Pill will succeed where all the Majesties of Great Britain have failed—in reducing the number of Irish children—seems to me to be no cause for rejoicing.

  During these thirteen years something much worse has happened: because I have read a great deal about Ireland, I know a certain amount, one might even say a lot, about it, yet it is not by any means enough; my innocence is a thing of the past, and still my guilt, my knowledge, are inadequate. I have also read a great deal of Irish writing, and this utterly un-uniform unity that is Ireland has spoken to me most clearly of all through its literature. Beckett, Joyce, Behan—all three are intensely, almost outrageously, Irish, yet each is far removed from the other, farther than Australia from Europe. It is almost impossible to say anything about a country in which such an extraordinary character as Parnell could flourish and be betrayed—and how he was betrayed; or Biggar, the member of Parliament who, I feel, might be called the real inventor of the theater of the absurd: by declaiming meaningless texts he brought the English Parliament to a standstill for hours, for days, at a time; a country in which another no less extraordinary character flourished: Michael Collins, the “laughing boy,” who was probably also betrayed. Finally it was Irish poets who began and finished something that seemed rather touching at first but did not end touchingly; it was madness, what they did, but in its madness more realistic than what was begun by that aging intellectual called Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov. Eighteen months before Lenin took over the remains of an empire, the Irish poets were scraping away the first stone from under the pedestal of that other empire which was regarded as indestructible but has since turned out to be far from it. A monument to one of these poets, Thomas Kettle, bears the words:

  Died not for flag, nor king nor emperor,

  But for a dream, born in a herdsman’s shed

  And for the secret scripture of the poor.

  I have read a lot about Ireland and learned a lot about it too, and the most important fact of all seems to me to be the one that has been “scientifically,” i.e., “objectively” confirmed by observation satellites: that the Irish live closer to Heaven than anyone else in Europe: to be precise, a hundred and twenty feet. This may offer some consolation to our mother the Church, patient and stern as she is, when the discussion of His White Majesty The Pill finds its way inexorably, inexorably, into the last provincial Irish paper, while the nuns (especially the ones surrounded by from four to seven brothers and sisters) disappear from the newspapers. With irresistible force His White Majesty is not only approaching the incomparable beaches of green Erin but reaching the last cottage in the bog, far away in the west, where Connaught begins, where the donkeys, consumed with love, bray goodnight to one another.

  I was driving right across Ireland from Dublin, westward to where the green waves beat on lonely white beaches, the day good Pope John lay dying; my car radio was not working, so along the way I asked for news at filling stations, tearooms, newsstands, and cigarette counters, and wherever that wonderful Irish ice cream is to be bought (an Irish world record that I have probably overlooked—the consumption of ice cream), and I found Ireland fully informed. Nowhere in the world, I am sure, did people listen so avidly, so breathlessly, to the news bulletins. Just before I got to Castle-bar, in a lonely wayside inn, at about nine in the evening, I felt like a drink of that miraculous potion they brew on the banks of the Liffey, and as I entered the inn I saw there was no need for me to ask about the Pope’s condition. The tears of the beer-dispensing landlady, the faces of the silently drinking men: I knew that this White Majesty was dead. Again: our gracious mother the Church does not, I feel, need to worry too much about the loyalty of a country that is actually her oldest and most faithful daughter, and still faithful, Celtic, like that other, Gallic daughter who, although she persists in claiming the title for herself, is no longer as faithful as all that.

  People of other countries might well misunderstand or consider illogical the fact that this most faithful daughter of the Church is the classic land of strikes: the most unlikely groups—bank employees, for example—suddenly feel inspired to push through their demands for higher salaries by going on strike, and they set about it with that dogged determination that in the final analysis is the same quality that brought victory to the Irish Rebellion. It is surely an insane situation when, in a modern country with a modern economy, checks must be accepted for weeks, for months, merely on trust; when some places—department stores, for instance—have an excess of cash that at the end of the day cannot be deposited in the bank, while others, such as automobile dealers, who work without cash, are faced with a shortage of it; it is indeed insane when a completely modern economy suddenly places itself in a position of barter and “Trust me, fellow countryman,” and it is part of such illogical insanities that, in an absurd financial situation of this kind, so-called business life does not collapse. Logicians of Continental background would sagely predict a disaster, but this did not happen in Ireland; things began to get ridiculous when—the strike went on for a long time and, like most strikes in Ireland, started off during the tourist season—people suddenly began running out of checks, and traveler’s checks were no longer presented to the bank, but strangely enough nothing “collapsed,” the situation turned into a kind of hilarious national sport that acted like a shot in the arm to the striking bank employees. An overwhelmingly Catholic country, then, in which strikes flourish as obedience does elsewhere. One man—but that was after the
third pint—told me the next thing would be a strike of priests and nuns.

  The thing that really prevents me from “correcting” or “adding to” what I have written about Ireland is this: I am too attached to it, and it is not good for an author to write about a subject to which he is too attached. But of course: there have indeed been many changes, and it almost looks as if during the years 1954 and 1955 we had caught Ireland at that historic moment when it was just beginning to leap over a century and a half and catch up with another five. Perhaps I can escape from my dilemma by acknowledging at least one omission: the fact that the world owes yet another word to Ireland—the word “lynch.” Honor and glory are due to the Irish women who bring such lovely children into the world, to the Irish tinkers, and to the fuchsia hedges—I gladly take these three rose petals, as nostalgic as they are charming, out of the sewing basket and confess my weakness for them. And finally I must mention a railway conductor on a pilgrim train, a man whom we have much to thank for. In the English-speaking world there is a magic phrase guaranteeing immediate and unqualified assistance: “stranded family,” and on this particular Sunday we found ourselves in this felicitous situation when suddenly my car brakes totally and utterly failed, at the very moment when I was driving downhill toward a jolly, laughing horde of boys and girls on their way to a donkey race. In childish glee (how could they possibly know that my brakes had given out!) they ran right into the path of the car, waving and shouting—and I had no alternative but to drive into the nearest Irish wall and crash the car, after calling out to the family—who a moment later became a stranded family—to take cover. Now in this unusual country, which clearly has a feeling not only for strikes but also for the Sabbath, neither trains nor buses run on Sundays, and all I could do was follow the advice of a passer-by and ask the stationmaster at Claremorris if we could travel by one of the pilgrim trains (for they run, needless to say!). We were given permission and shown courteously, with all our baggage, into the dining car so that all the way to Dublin we could listen over the loudspeaker to a variety of rosaries, comments, sermons, and hymns; but that wasn’t what was so exceptional, nor was it so exceptional that I managed to talk the dining-car steward into letting us have a few little bottles of whisky (we had really earned it: it’s not every day that one deliberately drives into a wall); what was exceptional was the skill of the conductor to whom we paid our fares: he performed four actions simultaneously—crossed himself (while telling his beads), read a newspaper, smoked, and accepted our fares all at the same time.

  For someone who is Irish and a writer, there is probably much to provoke him in this country, but I am not Irish and have sufficient grounds for provocation in the country about which and in whose language I write; in fact, the Catholic provocation in the country whose language I write is enough for me.

  Cologne, 1967

  Heinrich Böll

  The Essential

  HEINRICH BÖLL

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  and stylistic perfection.”—The Daily Telegraph

  THE CLOWN

  Translated by Leila Vennewitz / Afterword by Scott Esposito

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  “Moving … highly charged … filled with gentleness, high comic

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  “The claim that Böll is the true successor to Thomas Mann can

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  IRISH JOURNAL

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  THE TRAIN WAS ON TIME

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  GROUP PORTRAIT WITH LADY

  Translated by Leila Vennewitz

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