CHAPTER LXVI.
HOW THE FLUTE ADVENTURE TERMINATED.
The morrow had come.
Hearing that a Frank was to be tried, the court was crowded.
At the appointed hour Mark Antony Figgins, looking particularlydoleful, was conducted from his cell to the presence of theadministrator of the law.
Osman, the ruling bashaw, although a Turk, was a regular Tartar to dealwith.
He administered plenty of law, but very little justice; if the latterwas required, money was the bashaw's idol, and it must be handsomelypaid for.
As soon as the parties were brought in, the judicial potentate eyedthem sternly for some time.
Then he said--
"Which is the plaintiff?"
"I am," exclaimed Bosja.
"No; I am," exclaimed Mr. Figgins.
"What bosh is this?" cried the bashaw; "you can't both be plaintiffs."
"Most high and mighty, he robbed me of my turban and knocked me downstairs," affirmed Bosja.
"No, your worship; he robbed me of my turban and stole half my flute,"protested the orphan.
The official dignitary frowned and shut his eyes reflectively.
He foresaw that he had a case of unusual intricacy before him, and hewas thinking how he should deal with it.
After a moment he opened his eyes, rubbed his nose profoundly, andsneezed.
All the officials imitated their superior by rubbing their noses andsneezing in concert.
The uproar was tremendous.
Order being at length restored, the bashaw fixed his eyes upon Bosja,and said to him--
"Let me hear what you have to say."
"It is this. Your slave last night was troubled with the toothache, andretired to his couch. The pain kept me awake, and just as I was goingto sleep--"
"Stop!" cried the bashaw; "you say that the pain kept you awake, andthen you say you were going to sleep. You couldn't be awake and asleepat the same time."
A hum of applause ran round the court at this sagacious remark.
"He speaks the words of wisdom," murmured some.
"What a lawyer he is," whispered others.
"I had been awake for some hours," explained Bosja, "when the painlulled a little, and I began to doze."
"Well, you began to doze, and then?"
"Then I was disturbed by a dreadful squeaking noise in the next room."
"A rat?"
"No, your highness; a flute."
"That was my flute, your worship," cried the indignant orphan; "whosedulcet tone he calls a dreadful sque----"
"Silence, dog," shouted the bashaw.
"Silence," shouted everyone else.
"Continue," said the judge to Bosja.
"I endured the dreadful sound as long as I could, until the anguish ofmy tooth became so great I could bear it no longer, and I sent a civilmessenger to the Frank yonder to cease."
"And he complied with your request?"
"Not he, your mightiness. He played all the louder, and the dreadfulnoise he made nearly killed me."
"I was in my own room, your worship," interposed Mr. Figgins, "and hada right to play as loud as I liked."
The bashaw here referred to his vizier.
"What says the law?" he asked, in a low tone. "Does it permit a man todo what he likes in his own room?"
The vizier scratched his nose and reflected.
All the officials scratched their noses and reflected.
After a moment the vizier replied--
"It all depends, most wise and illustrious. If the owner of the room bea true believer, he may turn it upside down if he please, not else."
"Good; and this flute-player is an infidel--a dog."
"I beg your pardon, sir, I'm a retired grocer," put in Figgins, whooverheard the remark.
"Silence," growled the bashaw; "go on, plaintiff."
"Well, your highness," continued Bosja, "I continued to get worse andworse under this dreadful 'too-tooting', until at last, driven todesperation, I sprang from my bed, and hammered at the wall, imploringhim to be quiet."
"And he still refused?"
"He did, your mightiness."
"And you?"
"I was imploring Allah to soften his unmerciful heart, when suddenly heburst through the partition, which was thin----"
"No, no, no, your worship," interrupted Mr. Figgins, vehemently, "itwas he who burst through, not me."
"Silence," cried the bashaw; "dare not to interrupt the words oftruth."
"But they're not words of truth, your worship; they'reabominable--false."
"Silence, dog," shouted the potentate, crimson with anger.
"Silence, dog," echoed the rest of the judicial body.
"Continue, plaintiff."
"Well, your highness," went on Bosja, "he then seized me violently,tore my turban from my head, and endeavoured to thrust his diabolical,'too-tooing' instrument down my throat."
"To which you objected?"
"Strongly, your highness. I seized the flute in self-defence, and itcame in half in my hand, and he then dragged me from the room, and withgigantic strength, hurled me backwards down the stairs."
"Allah Kerin, it was a mercy your back was not broken," exclaimed thebashaw.
"I feel sore all over, your highness," said Bosja, ruefully, "and fearI am seriously injured."
"And the culprit was endeavouring to escape, was he not?" asked thejudge.
"He was, your mightiness, when my soldiers discovered him clinging tothe wall," replied the officer of the soldiers.
"Wallah thaih, it is well said."
The bashaw conferred again with his vizier for a moment, and then,turning towards the luckless Figgins, who found himself changed fromthe plaintiff into the defendant, he said to him sternly--
"And now, unbelieving dog, what have you to say?"
"Only this," the orphan replied, without hesitation; "that that witnesshas uttered a tissue of abominable lies."
"I have spoken naught but the truth," exclaimed the unblushing Bosja,solemnly. "Bashem ustun, upon my head be it."
"Well, let us hear what account you have to give," said the bashaw tothe defendant.
"My account is very simple," said Figgins. "I was playing my flute,when that Turk insisted on my stopping. I considered I had a right todo as I liked in my own apartment and refused."
"You had no right to do as you liked."
"What, not in my own chamber that I had paid for?"
"Certainly not."
Mr. Figgins shook his clenched fist fiercely in the air at thisextraordinary declaration.
"There's neither law nor justice here," he cried, indignantly. "InEngland----"
"You're not in England, dog," shouted the bashaw, "you're in Turkey."
The orphan felt painfully at that moment that he was.
"I don't care how soon I'm out of such a miserable den of thieves androgues," he said.
"What does the fellow say?" demanded the bashaw, who did not quiteunderstand all the orphan said.
"He says his face will be whitened by the rays of your highness'swisdom, the like to which he has never before seen," the vizierinterpreted.
"Umph!" growled his superior.
Then addressing himself once more to the defendant, he said--
"Go on."
"Well, in the midst of my practice that fat Turk burst through thepartition of my room, scimitar in hand. The first thing I saw on hishead was my turban, which I lost a week ago. I seized my ownproperty----"
"Inshallah!" shouted the bashaw, "this fellow is telling the same storyas the other. He is laughing at our beards and making us eat dirt. I'llhear no more."
"But, your worship----"
"I'll hear no more!" shouted the judge. "I find him guilty on allpoints."
"But my flute----"
"Your flute is forfeited."
The orphan uttered a cry of despair.
"My flute that cost me twenty-five pounds only a week since," he waileddolefully.
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The bashaw pricked up his ears at these words.
A man who could afford to give twenty-five pounds for a flute must bepossessed of property.
The scales of justice quivered whilst he whispered to his vizier--
"This Frank is rich, is he not?"
"Heaven forbid that I should venture to dispute your highness'sopinion. Most of his countrymen are so," the subordinate replied.
"Let us see."
Looking towards the agitated grocer, the bashaw said, in a modifiedtone--
"The law pronounces you guilty. Still, in our mercy and clemency, weincline to show you favour. Your flute, for which it seems you paidtwenty-five pounds, is forfeited; but, for another twenty-five you mayredeem it."
The orphan was dreadfully indignant.
"What!" he cried, "pay twice over for what's my own property? I won'tpay another farthing, you pot-bellied old humbug."
"What does he say?" asked the bashaw of his vizier; "does he consent?"
The interpreter turned slightly green with dismay as he stammered inreply--
"He expresses himself utterly overpowered by the--the--splendour ofyour highness's magnificent condescension; but--a--a--at the same timehe is not at the present moment able to a--avail himself of it."
"You mean to say he has no sufficient funds--is that it?"
"Yes, your highness."
The disappointed bashaw uttered an angry grunt, and looking savagely atthe prisoner, said to him--
"Since you can't pay, you must----"
"I can pay," shouted the orphan, in a furiously indignant tone; "but Iwon't."
The bashaw grinned at him like a fiend, and demanding the flute to behanded to him, held it up before the eyes of the whole court.
"Be witness all," he exclaimed, "that yonder obstinate Frank despisesour clemency, and refuses to redeem this flute, his property."
"That flute is not his property, it is mine," cried a voice from thecrowd.
At the same moment a portly Turk, in a red fez cap, pressed forward.
He was recognised at once as Kallum Beg, a Turk of distinction, but whoat times had to be treated as a madman.
"That flute is mine, O noble bashaw!" he repeated.
The judge winked and blinked, and seemed greatly perplexed at thisunexpected declaration.
"Yours?" he echoed, at length.
"Yes, your highness. I was robbed of it a week since."
"And that lying son of Shitan told us he bought it for twenty-fivepounds."
"So I did," protested the orphan.
"Silence!" roared the bashaw, "you have made us eat nothing but dirt.You know you stole it."
Then turning to the rightful owner of the instrument, he said to him--
"Kallum Beg, the flute is yours. Still as you contradicted me in theopen court, declaring it to be your property, when I had declared it tobe the property of another, you are fined fifty sequins."
The Turk grunted, and shrugged his shoulders, for each of whichoffences he was instantly fined an additional fifty sequins, making ahundred and fifty. There being no appeal, the fine was paid and KallumBeg received his flute.
"And now," continued the bashaw, "let that unbelieving dog receivetwenty strokes of the bastinado, on the soles of his feet."
In an instant the orphan was jerked off his legs, and placed flat onthe ground.
The executioner stepped forward, and having removed his slippers,flourished his cane.
"Begin," cried the judge.
Swish fell the bamboo upon the orphan's naked feet.
The pain was so exquisite that the victim shrieked "Murder!" at the topof his voice.
The bashaw grinned from ear to ear.
"Perhaps the prisoner would rather pay than suffer," he said, after amoment.
"Yes, yes, I would," cried Mr. Figgins, desperately; "a great dealrather. How much?"
"Ten sequins a stroke. A hundred and ninety sequins in all."
"I'll pay the sum. Oh, why did I ever leave delightful London?" saidthe grocer.
"Raise him!" said the bashaw.
The victim was lifted up, and a messenger dispatched with a note toyoung Jack Harkaway to forward the orphan's cash-box.
In a short time the man returned, and the box was at once handed overto the bashaw, who having received the key, helped himself at once todouble the sum he had demanded.
"Now I suppose I'm at liberty," said Mr. Figgins, glancing, wistfullyat his cash box.
"Not just yet," returned the grasping judge, who having the money inhis possession, was resolved to appropriate as much as possible.
"I'm inclined to think that you have been unjustly accused. I thereforepermit you as a particular favour to avenge yourself upon Bosja. Youmust fight with him, kill him if you can, and I shall not hold youresponsible."
The orphan looked unutterable things at this permission, whilst Bosja,who was a great coward at heart, turned all manner of colours.
"Your mightiness----" he began.
But the bashaw cut him short.
"You are fined fifty sequins for speaking when you are not spoken to,"he cried; "treasurer, collect the money."
But Bosja had not a single coin left.
"Then he must go to prison," said the judge, sternly; "but not tillafter he has fought with the man he has falsely accused."
"I've no wish to fight. I want to go home," exclaimed Mr. Figgins.
"You're fined another fifty sequins," remarked the bashaw, blandly;"for not wishing to fight when I say you are to fight."
Whilst the judge dipped once more into the cash-box, the executionerwent for weapons, and shortly reappeared with a couple of enormousscimitars, which he placed in the hands of the combatants.
A dead silence fell upon the eager crowd, who longed for the fight tocommence.
"Are you ready?" demanded the bashaw.
"N-n-n-no, I'm not," faltered the orphan, whose ferocity had entirelydisappeared with the loss of his flute; "I'm not a fighting man, and Idon't like fighting with swords--I might get hurt. I would ratherforgive Mr. Bosja than kill him."
His opponent evinced his satisfaction at this humane proposal by aghastly smile.
But his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth with terror, and he saidnothing.
But the bashaw was not to be thwarted in this manner.
"It is my will that you fight," he said, in a determined tone; "andfight you must, or each find a substitute."
The combatants strained their eyes eagerly amongst the crowd.
But no one volunteered to take their places.
Suddenly Mr. Figgins caught sight of a black figure that waspantomiming to him very eagerly in the distance.
A flash of joy rushed across his troubled spirit.
It was Tinker.
He could judge by his actions he was ready to take his place, andtherefore he exclaimed aloud--
"I've found a substitute."
"Where?" demanded the bashaw, looking intensely disappointed.
"Here de dustibute," shouted Tinker, in reply; "make way, youwhitey-brown Turkies, an' let de rale colour come forrards."
As he spoke, he elbowed his way through the crowd till he reached thespace in front of the seat of justice.
Here he shook hands with Mr. Figgins, and nodded as familiarly to thebashaw as though he had been a particular friend of his.
"What son of Jehanum is that?" growled the bashaw, scowling fiercely atTinker.
"He is my substitute," exclaimed the grocer.
"Is he? And do you know what you must pay to be allowed to make use ofhim?" asked the bashaw.
"No, you old thief, I don't," said Figgins, softly; then aloud--"howmuch?"
"Two hundred sequins," said the judge.
"Oh, certainly," assented the orphan; "no doubt you intend to empty mybox before you let me go."
This restored the complacency of the bashaw, who, having by this lastdemand used up all the grocer's cash, finished by taking possession ofhis cash-box to c
arry it away in.
Having locked it safely up, he cried--
"I wish to be amused. Let the fight commence at once."
Tinker received a scimitar from the hands of Mr. Figgins, andflourished it gaily round his head.
Bosja, who could not afford to pay for a substitute, made a greateffort to pull himself together for the strife, but he looked verywhite, and his teeth chattered audibly.
"Now, slaves, begin," exclaimed the judge.
Tinker gave a semi-savage yell, just to encourage his opponent, andthen, with a most ferocious grin on his dark face, he sprang forward.
Bosja, scared out of his wits, struck wildly at random.
His scimitar came in contact with nothing but air, whilst Tinker gavehim a slight prod with his sabre's point in the region of his baggybreeches.
Bosja felt it, and believing himself seriously wounded, uttered adoleful howl.
The crowd applauded.
Tinker hopped round him as nimbly as a tomtit or a jackdaw, andpresently gave him another little taste of his steel.
"TINKER HOPPED ROUND HIM NIMBLY, AND GAVE HIM ANOTHER TASTE OF THE STEEL."--TINKER. VOL. II.]
Bosja, fully impressed with the idea that he was bleeding to death,began to grow desperate.
Grasping his scimitar more firmly, he rushed in at his sable antagonist,but Tinker, by a skilful manoeuvre, locked his hilt in that of hisfoe's weapon, and wrested it from his hand, following up his advantagewith a smart tap on Bosja's skull with the flat of his blade.
This was a settler for the Turk, who, under the pleasing convictionthat his brains were knocked out, uttered a piteous groan, and fellfainting on the ground.
The spectators did not appear to relish the defeat of their countryman,and loud murmurs of discontent burst forth, in the midst of which thebashaw rose.
"Stop the fight, and arrest the murderer," he cried.
Several of the soldiers and a few of the spectators advanced withalacrity to obey the order, but Tinker suddenly delivered one of hisstartling war whoops and flourished a glittering scimitar in each ofhis hands.
Everyone stopped.
It seemed prudent to do so, for the negro grinned and gnashed his teethlike a dark demoniac, as he sharpened his weapons one upon the other,preparatory to some deadly work of destruction.
Having performed this operation, he cried--
"Now de amputashun goin' to begin!" and uttering another terrible yell,dashed in amongst the guards.
The soldiers, astonished and appalled, dropped their weapons and fledfrom the court, calling upon the Prophet to save them from the wildfiend.
Having got rid of the soldiers, Tinker tripped up Kallum Beg, andwresting his flute from his hand, helped that worthy individual tocreep out on his hands and knees by the wholesome stimulant of thepoints of his two scimitars.
Next he sprang amongst the spectators, shrieking and flourishing hisweapons.
What with the clash of the steel and the hideous outcry he made, theMoslem crowd were beside themselves with terror.
Struggling, shouting, and declaring that the devil himself was letloose, among them, they fought, and scratched, and pulled off turbans,and tumbled over each other till they reached the door.
The court was cleared.
All but the bashaw and his principal ministers, who still congregatedround the judgment seat, blue with terror.
"Seize him! seize the imp of Jehanum!"
"Allah preserve me!" cried the potentate, who was holding ontenaciously to the vizier.
But the vizier made no attempt to obey his superior.
He was clinging to another vizier, imploring Allah to preserve him.
Up sprang Tinker, yelling and waving his sword.
"'Ssassinashun! spifl'cashun! string'lashun to de 'ole lot ob yah!" heshouted.
The officials did not wait to be operated upon.
"Look after the cash-box," gasped the bashaw, as he waddled down thesteps.
The rest followed, forgetting everything but their own personal safety.
The cash box was left behind.
Tinker pounced upon it.
"'Ooray!" he shouted, triumphantly; "him got de flute and de cash-boxas well. Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
Quick as lightning he rushed to the door.
At the entrance he encountered the bashaw, who had discovered his loss.
"Son of perdition, give me my property," he cried.
Tinker gave it him immediately--on his head.
The effect was stunning.
Down went the "Cream of Justice" and the "Flower of wisdom" senselessto the ground.
Tinker sprang over him, and hurried away with the swiftness of a deer.
The orphan had long since taken his flight.
But, to his great joy, he received from the brave negro not only hiscoin, but what he prized more--his flute.