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Candy gives my arm a squeeze and goes over to the happy couples. Like we agreed, she leads Vidocq, Allegra, and Brigitte away and aims Traven at me.
“Good to see you,” he says. “It’s been a while. ”
“Sorry. I got so twisted around looking for the Qomrama that I stopped talking to practically everyone. Especially when I came up with nothing. ”
“I’m sorry to hear that. ”
“Yeah, but I almost got lucky. A guy offered me a million dollars for it a couple of days ago. ”
“He thought you had it?”
“How’s that for a kick in the head? And there are other assholes out there who think the same thing. Whoever really has it must be laughing his ass off. ”
Traven gestures to Carlos.
“Evening. Could I get a gin and tonic, please?”
“He’ll have coffee. Just like me. ”
I pick up my cup and take a drink.
Traven raises his eyebrows.
“You’ve been talking to Brigitte. ”
“She’s been talking to us. She’s worried about you. ”
He looks at her across the room.
“I suppose with reason. The last few weeks have been both wonderful and very difficult. I’ve never known anyone like Brigitte before. I joined the Church young. I’d never even had a serious girlfriend. I suppose I was running away from the world. Then I met Brigitte and heard about her adventures. She’s opened my eyes to a lot of things. ”
“If everything is so Ozzie and Harriet, why are you turning into a lush?”
Carlos sets down the coffee. Father Traven practically drowns it in cream and sugar. I should have ordered him a milk shake.
“The certainty of Hell. The coming of the Angra Om Ya. Of having nothing, then having something and knowing it will all be taken away when I disappear into the Abyss. ”
“Speaking as someone who’s been to Hell and had everything taken away from him, I can say that, yeah, it sucks. But it’s not going to happen to you. “
Traven sips his coffee. Leans back a little and looks at me.
“You’re not Lucifer anymore. You can’t guarantee me anything. In fact, from what you’ve told me, the very God I offended by writing about the Angra is now Lucifer. If anything, that might merit me special punishment. ”
“No wonder they kept you in the back with the books. You’re even depressing me. ”
“That wasn’t my intention. But you asked why I was drinking and that’s the best I can tell you. I’m scared. ”
I put my hand around the cup of coffee, feeling the hot ceramic against my skin. How do you explain to someone that you understand their fear, then convince them that it’s going to be all right? In my experience, the more you talk about what scares them, the worse it gets. There’s not much to do but ride out the fear with them and try to keep them away from liquor and razor blades.
What I wouldn’t do for a Malediction and a shot of just about anything right now.
“You need to get out more. You’ve been with your books too much. Brigitte was like a kid again when we busted up the Tick-Tock Man’s place yesterday. The next time I’m going someplace interesting, you should come along. ”
Brigitte laughs at something Vidocq says. Traven smiles.
“She’s been floating on air since she came home. Yes, it would be good to do something other than poring over the same books again and again. ”
“What are you looking for?”
“A way out. A way that I’ve read the signs wrong and the Angra aren’t coming. ”
“Did you find it?”
“I’ve been translating older and older texts and they all say the same thing. That the universe was not created by the deity we call God. It was created by something older and far less forgiving. ”
“That sounds like the Angra. ”
“Yes. The thin membrane of reality that separates the Angra’s prison domain from ours is breaking down. ”
“Or they’re punching their way through. ”
“You know, it’s no coincidence that Lamia was the one to break through. There are twelve Angra in all. Six male and six female, but they’re the polar opposite of the Greek and Roman myths we grew up with. The females are dominant among the Angra, and Lamia is one of the strongest. ”
“If they have a lot more like Lamia, we might just be fucked. ”
“There’s no reason to think that they’ll all get through. Or even one complete deity. Even one would be almost impossible to defeat. We’ll have to hope that when they come, it will be in the form of something like Lamia. A larger and more dangerous fragment, but something on a scale we can comprehend. ”
“This isn’t a pep talk, right? Because if it is, you’re doing it wrong. ”
He looks at his coffee cup. Turns it around in his hands like he wishes there was something in there besides coffee.
“Sorry. I’m still working some of this through in my head. Talking about it helps. ”
“All this theoretical stuff is interesting, but how do we fight them? And how will the Angra get free in the first place?”
“That’s the one piece of good news I have. It looks like they can’t come back all the way on their own, no matter how many cracks appear between the universes. The full Angra can only return through a summoning. ”
“Great. Where’s the Golden Vigil when you need them? They could set up surveillance on every Angra cult in California. ”
“It’s not that simple. We’re talking about a ritual. Something anyone with the right knowledge can do without even necessarily realizing what they’re doing. ”
“So, some kids with the wrong book and a Ouija board could destroy the universe. ”
“I don’t know about that exact scenario, but essentially that’s it. ”
“Fucking great. So we’re still nowhere. ”
“No. I believe that the Qomrama is the key. It can kill gods, but I believe it’s the key to releasing them too. We need to have it and find out if there is a way to destroy it. ”
“Why don’t you work on that last bit? I’ll keep looking until someone coughs it up or I think of something better to do. ”
“And you’ll bring me along on your next adventure?”
“Absolutely. Now, why don’t you go back with the others?”
“What are you going to do?”
“I’m not sure yet. But you’ll know it when you see it. ”
“Thank you for the talk. Maybe there’s a way out of this after all. ”
“One more thing. Do you think the Terminator had a soul?”
“Excuse me?”
“I mean yeah, he was a robot, but he had a human body on top of all the gears. The body was even cloned from a real guy. So could someone or something like the Terminator have a soul?”
He thinks for a minute and shakes his head.
“No. I don’t think so. Why do you ask?”
“I was hoping to track someone down in Hell, but now I doubt he’s there. I doubt he’s anywhere. ”
“You’ll have to explain that to me sometime. ”
“Sure. Sometime. ”
He gets up and goes and joins Brigitte with the others.
So much for tracking down Trevor Moseley in Hell and giving him the third degree. I hold up the remains of my coffee to Carlos.
“Can you make this more interesting?”
He gets a dusty bottle from under the counter and pours a shot of Aqua Regia into the cup. Just what I need to kill those last few brain cells that are getting in the way of what I think I need to do.
Carlos puts the bottle back and says, “You know, someone was asking about you yesterday. ”
“Did you get a name?”
He shakes his head.
“He didn’t say. But he was dressed to the nines and the tens. ”
“Did he look like someone who might p
roduce bad TV or good porn?”
“Neither. He was right out of GQ. ”
“Then he wasn’t Declan Garrett. ”
“Who’s that?”
“I was eating a donut and he tried to shoot me. ”
“Some people are like that. Anyway, the guy who is looking for you said he’d be back. He has a business deal for you. ”
“When he gets here tell him to fuck off. I’m beginning to I think I’ve spent this whole month doing things backward. ”
“Backward how?”
Carlos pours more Aqua Regia into my cup. The more I drink, the clearer it gets. I look around to make sure Traven doesn’t see me.
“I’ve been looking for a thing, but what I should have been looking for is who wants it. Think of the ultimate weapon. Think of a death ray that fits in your pocket like a phone. Who would want that? In the old days, it would be the Vigil. They had a massive hard-on for hoodoo tech. Who’s left in L. A. like that? Not the cops. If they had the 8 Ball, they’d have blown themselves up by now. Who does that leave? Gangsters. But not civilian ones. They’re dumber than cops, so they’d all be dead. It’s got to be a Sub Rosa or Lurker crew. They’re the only ones who might handle the 8 Ball without setting off World War Three. ”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, but feel free to yammer. ”
He sets out coasters and drinks for other customers.
I say, “How would you feel if I became extremely unreasonable?”
Carlos leans on the bar and speaks quietly.
“Like the old days? You’re not going to kill anybody?”
“Absolutely not. ”
He stands up and takes empty glasses off the bar.
“Things have been quiet lately. Business is off. Maybe we need a little . . . what’s the French thing?”
“Grand Guignol?”
“That’s it. Some of that. ”
I nod. Push the empty cup at him. The place is crowded for a weeknight. Civilian groupies huddle at the jukebox with a vampire holding hands with a blue-skinned Ludere. Some Razzers pick at a plate of deep fried tumors. Horned Lyphs, a tour group from Seattle, take snapshots in front of the old punk posters. A table of psychics quietly shares a bottle of tequila shaped like a Día de los Muertos skull.
“Who don’t you like? I mean if they all dropped down dead, who would you not miss?”
“That’s easy,” Carlos says. He sets a gimlet in front of a Mal de Mer in a tight wife beater. He’s shaved down the coral on his scalp so it looks like a mullet swept back to the shoulders and covered in skin like a cobra’s—diamond-scaled and shiny as marble. Carlos picks up an empty glass and uses it to point across the room.
“Them,” he says. “Those fucking Cold Cases. ”
I turn and spot a table with four of them.
Cold Cases are soul merchants. There’s a lot of call for fresh souls in L. A. It’s an easy town to get yours smudged up. Or maybe you get dumb and desperate and sell it to Lucifer. Don’t worry. Just call your friendly neighborhood Cold Case. They have plenty of replacement souls. Most they even paid for, though there are rumors that they sometimes lift a particularly spotless soul without the owner’s permission. Everyone hates Cold Cases, but enough people need them that when one of them gets in trouble, evidence gets misplaced. Paperwork disappears. Not a one of them has ever spent a night in jail.
These four are laughing together at a table, passing around a bottle of expensive bourbon. Old Cold Cases keep a low profile, but these guys are young and out to show off their wealth. Sharkskin suits. Bright ankle-length coats. Italian shoes and enough blood diamonds on their fingers and ears to finance a third-world coup.
“See their belts?” says Carlos. “They carry souls around with them these days. It’s a status thing. Like how crazy GIs used to carry strings of dead enemies’ ears. ”
I didn’t notice it at first but he’s right. They’re all wearing skinny belts from which dangle small glowing bottles.
Carlos says, “What they do is bad enough, but flaunting and disrespecting people’s souls like that, it’s a sin, man. A goddamn sin. ”
“They good customers?”
“If I lose all my Cold Case trade, good riddance. All they do is complain about whatever I serve them. They want to hang out late at night? Let them go to Denny’s. ”
“Okay. ”
I down my shot and head for their table, shouldering my way through the crowd. Pushing. Stepping on toes. I want them to see me coming. I want everyone to see me coming.
All four look up when I reach the table, but none of them move.
“Hi. I’m with the IRS. This is just a spot check see if you’ve paid this quarter’s asshole tax. ”
I hold out my hand to the one closest. He has a pretty-boy face but bad-news eyes. He’s the one in greenish sharkskin. He has the sleeves of his jacket pushed up to his elbows, eighties’ style. That alone is enough for me to punch him.
I say, “I’m going to need to see some ID, sir. ”
His mean little eyes narrow.
“Who the hell are you? There are four of us, faggot. ”
I smile.
“Aw, I’m just kidding. You boys look like fun. Is that good? You don’t mind, do you?”
I grab the bottle of bourbon and get a good mouthful. Make a face and spit it all over Mr. Sharkskin’s suit.
“How can you drink that shit?”
I gesture with the bottle like a low-IQ drunk, splashing whiskey all over the table and Sharkskin’s friends. All three get up, kicking their chairs back. I wait for one of them to reach into his jacket for a gun, but it doesn’t happen. They’re so used to being protected they’re not even armed.