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be a gift from older sis

  Who’d stay at home and tend the baby

  Let her parents go to dinner

  See a movie, sit with friends

  Mellow out ‘til talking end

  but no,

  Big sister was no help at all.

  She’d discovered basketball.

  “But in all fairness,” said the father

  “it is a sight to truly see

  Her reactions to the pass

  Or the fast break instantly

  Upon the steal the action shifts

  Ten people plus the referee

  To the opposition’s goal

  Where up it goes the perfect sphere

  Never touching rotten metal

  Thundering approval hear

  The crowds explode in home court favor

  Instant symbol of success

  Victory—‘thou art so sweet!’—

  She loves it. I never knew a girl

  Could strive so forcefully to win

  A battle. But what’s the point?

  Where will this lead her?

  Will she get a better job?

  Will it help her find a man?

  Lifting weights and up the stairs

  Of the stadium she ran

  All summer long instead of lying

  In the sun to get a tan.

  An entire year of preparation

  Gone for naught she’d have you think

  On the nights they sometimes

  Drink the bitter cup of close defeat

  Through the darkened early morning

  Angry sobs of stark depression

  Vows of vengeance whispered clear

  From her room we always hear

  Our daughter takes the victory

  quite seriously.”

  “And so she should,”

  Returns the mother;

  “Nothing’s wrong with winning ways.

  It’s only good though if it’s done

  Within the boundaries shown by law

  To guide humanity’s affairs

  No degenerating into chaos

  Such as rules the cats and bears

  Out there in the jungle wild

  Where naked men do toss their spears

  At everything that moves,

  or rustles leaves.

  I appreciate the civilized

  The church important to our lives

  Good food, good meat, good

  Things to eat, sidewalks

  Safe to stroll at night

  Made so by a working streetlight

  Cars obey the traffic signs

  Never speeding on arterials

  In parking lots they heed the lines

  Take two places—that’s heretical

  Breakfast, lunch, and later supper

  Three good meals a day I fix

  Her clothes are clean as they can be

  And ironed and pressed for all to see

  How fine a parent that I am

  And likewise for her father, Jim.”

  She smiled; and so did he.

  “Lots of Christian education

  Goes into our home’s religion

  Prayers we say before each meal

  Knowing that our God is real

  And working daily benefits

  Deals with sinners, stills the pain

  Of parents with a cross to bear

  Who suffer through a private hell.”

  “I should explain,” said father Jim

  “My wife and I now live in grief.

  Our only daughter is a thief!”

  Raucous laughter split the room

  By the fireplace choked on beer

  Buried face in mock remorse

  Handkerchiefs to wipe the tears.

  The lioness excused herself

  The others shook their heads in wonder

  Waiting for the rest to come

  from Jim.

  Said the father:

  “I’d really not believe it

  If with my own eyes I’d not truly seen it;

  My favorite is the reverse pivot!

  I love her at the other’s baseline

  Coaches yelling bursting lungs

  ‘Press! Press!’ waving arms

  Frantic with the one-point lead

  Last ten seconds of the game

  There she is a jumping jack

  You just know she’ll tip it out

  Or to a friend like Mary Lou

  Who pops it in to seal the fate

  Of those who put their skills on line

  Against the five—their work divine!”

  “She has the grand anticipation

  Knowing in her mind the track

  Ballistics are her special forte

  Lose the ball she’ll get it back.

  Cunning in her brain’s computer

  Analyzing patterns never known

  By those who live them high speed chase

  Mistakenly the ball is thrown

  Into traffic—interception

  Tipped away and suddenly

  The whole complexion shifts!

  She is determined, that I’ll say

  To any person that I meet

  Who knows her picture from the papers

  Strangers down there on the street

  Say hello to her and turn

  To follow with admiring eyes

  Normal clothes, normal hair, normal

  Speed for her slow motion

  In her letter jacket woven

  Leather, wool, and some chenille

  As she wanders through the ville

  on Saturdays and Sundays.”

  (Conclusion)

  So what’s to come of basketball,

  Does it really have a meaning?

  Sum it up, host and hostess

  Put the icing on the evening.

  But the lioness demurred

  “This time of night there’s no intrusion

  On his theoretical conclusions

  Speak, oh ‘master’ of this house

  Be brave, now, are you man or mouse?

  Tell us how to make some sense

  Out of bits and larger pieces

  Of our daughters’ chosen lives

  Which they hold so out of reach

  From all the general public fans

  While they display for all to see

  Results of campaigns far and wide

  Up and down the Interstate

  To the cities’ high school gyms

  Where gathers there to watch the debacle

  When our team pulls out a miracle

  Of one more win, a jewel in crown

  The conf’rence championship to own

  Tell us, ‘master,’ reconcile

  This subject academics think

  so vile!

  Basketball! What should we make of basketball?”

  He smiled and very deep in thought

  From the ancient hearthside brought

  His ideas into the mystic circle.

  “When I survey the ways of life

  Upon this planet Earth so fair

  I cannot help but see the strife

  That washes on her face as war.

  Yet there among the lesser creatures

  Social actions dictate functions

  Which are inherited, I am told

  By some books which I have read

  From their parents back in time

  So far the lineage seems to lead

  Early on volcanoes spewed

  Molten lava, then it rained

  To cool the Earth and wash away

  To oceans now forever salty

  ‘Twas in these primeval times

  Advantages of social life

  Demonstrated molecules

  Then larger larger aggregations

  Of the soupy ocean scum

  That finally spawned the noble line

  ending with the human.

  But now it’s everywhere we look

  People do
ing things together

  I do wonder if we took

  Examples from the yon and hither

  And examined them so closely

  Would we discover then at last

  That the fairest of them all

  Was a sport called ‘basketball’?

  Yes!

  Now let me explain

  My train of thought.

  Take all the species live in groups

  Baboons doing well in troops

  Apes, chimpanzees, but a few

  Of the familiar higher forms

  But there is a much more common

  Distribution of communal life

  Among the creatures very small

  That sheds some light on basketball.

  Termites live by tens of thousands

  Accomplishing that wondrous architecture

  Of their mounds and tunnels complex

  Need a map to find the Centrex

  Bees and wasps construct their hives

  Just to live sylvatic lives

  Of eating and some reproduction

  when the need arises.

  Yet in all these interesting species

  There is a characteristic number

  Which functions best in situations

  Requiring group activity.

  Beyond that optimal quantity

  The social unit splits in two

  Or undergoes development

  Of queens and drones to start anew

  the social life so valued.

  But in the human what has happened?

  There is no need to tell you things

  New and strange to well-read ears

  You know already of our fears:

  Nuclear annihilation

  Industrial pollution

  Toxic wastes and toxic shocks

  The Pope and overpopulation

  Taxes voted in by Congress

  Legislators never ask us

  Our opinions of this business

  We have to tell them how to do

  The job for us a little better

  But the reply, when it comes

  Bears the signs of that form letter.

  On down therein to lower levels

  Incompetence is rampant through

  State agencies and City Council

  It’s only when you get all the way

  Down to your local PTA

  And sometimes, you know, not even then

  Can humans work in harmony

  For the common good.”

  The room was silent,

  Contemplative.

  The guests did not expect

  So devastating an attack

  Upon their sacred institutions.

  “Now, my theory is this:

  There is for every kind of thing

  That walks the universe a number

  Optimal beyond it which

  They cannot function with the beauty

  Of a simple task well done, but

  Seem to botch it up so badly

  Every member individual

  Of this collective mass so large

  Feels disappointed, smarter, better

  Able making judgments

  Which affect the common good

  Than those that they elected.

  What is that number for the human?

  Come on, now, don’t be naïve;

  You know it in your heart:

  the number’s five!

  Five people is the maximum

  This species can for all time ever

  Make collective progress toward

  A goal upon which all agree

  And never seeking to deny

  That what the entire wants is

  Is still the same as member parts’

  Desires and great objectives!”

  His audience was held in rapture

  By conclusions so insightful

  That friends of lesser confidence

  Could not help but be so spiteful

  Of his philosophical abilities!

  “And what do humans do in groups

  Of five that equals those accomplishments

  Relative sophistication

  To the level of the termite?

  I need not say but yet I shall!

  The human species is genetic

  Programmed, restricted, if you will

  The highest human trait of all

  Is this endeavor, what’s it called?”

  In unison his guests replied

  “We know it well! It’s basketball!”

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  Conversations between God and Satan: Held at the Crescent Moon Coffee House in Lincoln, Nebraska, USA, Earth, Milky Way (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers; trade paperback from createspace.com/3431482)

  Dinkle’s Life: A Spiritual Biography (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers)

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  Be Careful, Dr. Renner! (e-book on smashwords.com and other e-readers)

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