SONY
baboon encountered
loon beneath
full moon
soon did
swoon
something wrong
during ejaculation
dong sings
bouncing ball
song
he clucked
and plucked
and sucked
and fucked
me
he will
never pee
comfortably into
the sea's
eternity
doubt I
should shout
about the
redoubt and
hideout
his seed
would bleed
if greed
should exceed
need
the hack
behind shack
in back
smack and
crack
blue bird
sang askew
on flue
through roof
zoo
dream bird
dropped turd
on nerd's
ice cream
curd
jute collar
made holler
sand dollar
in zoot
suit
have hunch
brunch is
early lunch
with crunch
bunch
pępek ma
pięć bombek
jak głupek
ma pięć
dupek
throw sins
in bins
which show
yellow HAZARDOUS
glow
anti-mutineer Bligh
unappreciated guy
seer navigator
high administrator
goodbye
imagine the
contagion, the
plague ragin'
sin by
sin
red dawn
tan fawn
blue yawn
ahead mother
fled
breakfast had
so mad
and sad
too bad
dad
modern haiku
maybe biku
or queerku
even psyku
dyku
rapidly sinking
indicators blinking
driver thinking
maybe left
maybe
(filler word) bettin'
(filler word) gettin'
(filler word) regrettin'
(filler word) forgettin'
(filler word)
he's reliant
compliant gentle
giant sucks
bees from
trees
I'll try.
no you'll
die or
do nil
guy
say please
to chimpanzees
may rip
your knees
away
floor tiles
stretched miles
in piles
from Ecuador's
shore
we see
eternity for
thee not
we without
fee
xenon zits
neon teats
freon wits
boron clit
sits
counting coup
gaiety grew
german jew's
strength failing
renew
come phage
to wage
battle engage
the sage
bacterium
her erection
nur fur
Deutsche section
jewish forfeiture
collection
ktoś ma
coś około
czegoś w
czymś poza
kimś
norm for
storm couldn't
be Benidorm
an enorme
misinform
twice is
nice thrice
a splice
spice will
entice
Hindu traditionalism
Moslem extremism
Christian fundamentalism
through pseudo-spiritual
Priapism
cummerbund selection
Tuxedo Junction
extreme unction
groom's respiration
nonfunction
to arms!
what charms
alarms that
brew hot
harms
cleans glasses
like asses
two passes
with jeans
suffices
sow behind
the plow
yelped bow-wow
don't know
how
hit pale
whale must
bail quickly
sail not
fail
shower in
bower God's
flower went
dour in
hour
bad luff
not enough
stuff really
tough needed
puff
on road
to toad
the bold
prince sold
gold
it's queer
my dear
to shear
deer which
disappear
the bunny
spent money
on honey
and funny
cunny
herds of
turds from
nerds attract
gaseous love
birds
his profession
an obsession
in progression
or recession
surgeon
prude land
crude land
rude land
New Zealand
mood
a mole
ate tadpole
became carnivole
lost whole
soul
paluszki mają
uszki plus
bużki czasami
nawet duszki
wydmuszki
my intangible
derigible of
ineffable dreams
floats unbelieveable
high
use cleaver
to sever
that member
from clever
cadaver
you know
patro they
sow behind
row of
snow
don't run
after fun
son just
taunt a
nun
this cow
will bow
to sow
and kiss
brow
to roam
alone through
Rome then
home slaves
moan
national park
in dark
a lark
sings hark
smile
goody goody
should he
would he
could he
be
zero gee
one he
two she
three d
carefully
pronghorn cantelope
eating antelope
couldn't elope
up slope
nope
the ram
cooked spam
added jam
and crunchy
yam
regal cow
thought sow
would bow
and kow
tow
now potty
training spotty
r />
cooperation really
shoddy behavior
somehow
the goon
would soon
croon a
tune in
June
unfortunately I
see in
thee a
propensity for
pałeczki
his eel
will congeal
and feel
like real
deal
Elizabeth's hats
contain cats
rats and
bats eating
gnats
we dare
to bare
aware our
hair needs
Nair
tigers bore
what's more
to deplore
they cougar
snore
at loaming
roaming cattle
going homing
near Ballarat
Wyoming
in Montana
wearing bandana
eating banana
smoking sultana
havana
Biddle, Montana
don't piddle
griddle or
fiddle a
riddle
when clostridia
met chlamydia
between vagintidia
and assofidia
intimidia
mother with
feather are
together in
heather oh
never
goodbye Tusk
guy Putin's
ally their
lie Kaczyński
defy
for kicks
Kaczyński licks
ninety-six broken
sticks broken
pricks
Kaczyński sells
hatred tells
hatred yells
hatred repels
angels
Kaczyński brotherhood
would employ
Goebbels could
he resurrected
be
my brain
insane from
caffeine down
drain in
Spain
God knew
yet threw
the goo
on jew's
shoe
Noodle Dome
Texas home
live alone
and comb
poodle
cover sneeze
with knees
and please
smother the
breeze
in Texas
wind perplexes
even nexus
between driven
sexes
three thirty
when dirty
Gerty looks
flirty at
Berty
forty nights
the frights
made bights
round Cindy's
tights
Californiaese includes
goat cheese
striptease pizza
chinese shark
knees
authority seeks
priority and
seniority thus
control liberty
majority
bishop to
queen's dressup
knight's fessup
king's new
messup
Australia makes
emu paraphernalia
from camellia
and azalea
genitalia
they said
she read
in bed
after Fred
dead
we must
be with
thee almost
perpetually we
three
Shakespeare produces
an atmosphere
many fear
dear King
Lear
spastic Myrtle
wearing girdle
failed hurdle
because elastic
fantastic
his art
to fart
deflecting dart
toward tart's
heart
pop art
bang art
boom art
in BART
art
puts nose
in hose
and blows
off Rose's
clothes
stone rose
cement does
alone in
repose beneath
snows
trash compactor
bad actor
packed her
sacked her
factor
FBI file
suspicious guy
questionable guile
unnatural vile
smile
fair kangaroop
behind stoop
designed rare
square hula
hoop
mysterious rune
under moon
in June
murmured injurious
tune
pot stickers
not not
stickers require
Olga's hot
liquors
British supper
stiff upper
lips mutter
squish the
fish
suppose his
hose rose
because bolls
made toes
holes
a sin
sinks in
through skin
like thin
obsidian
the lion
was dryin'
pre-Zion
pre-Mayan
clothesline
Joe Darjeeling
when peeling
ceiling had
a reeling
feeling
African bee
makes money
honey laundering
chimpanzee drug
fee
bees alive
in hive
thrive and
strive to
jive
river cult
finger eating
liver from
difficult living
giver
everybody who
is anybody
has somebody
who's nobody's
buddy
rehearse. the
nurse takes
curse from
purse behind
hearse
crisis: pip
in hip
can unzip
and slip
epiphyses
rain worn
time shorn
care borne
wane quiet
pain
lying hero
digging marrow
from sparrow
without sorrow
tomorrow
dead hog
following jog
after dog
through red
bog
one day
perhaps Sunday
rainy day
couldn't play
May
Simone my
Simone I
moan so
alone beside
telephone
earth transorbs
Jesus' orbs
without mirth
despite birth
worth
Sarkozy put
posy in
nosey plus
rosy tea
cosy
clown with
frown did
drown clutching
his brown
crown
Ukiah is
whya geese
flya so
higha in
skya
mystifying house
&n
bsp; three mouse
one louse
no grouse
dancing
you're late
mate I
hate to
wait at
gate
back door
gray shore
fish gore
seagulls adore
evermore
science is
defiance religious
alliance and
compliance can
silence
pure buddhist
nudist lotus
posture made
obscure pudendal
tonsure
Narbonne is
fun you
run in
sun with
nun
fun in
Narbonne when
nun with
gun killed
son
put rupee
in ghee
stirred constantly
chanting hindi
Stagalee
three peas
wee pod
one's fleas
tease other's
knees
one thing
you sing
when bring
ring to
king
dearth of
mirth on
earth gave
birth to
love
your rind
will find
my hind
quarter's not
aligned
without shiver
from quiver
took liver
for her
giver
yet fence
for defense
makes sense
get off
fence
in sunnybrook
canuck with
black crook
shook a
book
the trees
in threes
their leaves
bright breeze
tease
caressing teats
using catcher's
mitts produces
few loving
fits
chipmunk's chatter
nuts fatter
acorns shatter
skunks are
punks
God says
golf's dead
Devil says
play ahead
Ned
Low Country
your foe
on tiptoe
sees immensely
mo'
in bed
with Fred
Ned saw
Ted who
fled
boil Canadian
soil don't
moil and
toil for
oil
two dimes
rhymes with
three times
blew four
limes
it's rough
having fluff
in snuff
sur'nuff it's
tough
their asses
have masses
of scratches
crosshatches in
batches
nor hide
in ride
on side
nor confide
terror
it's fear
fear my
dear without
fear might
disappear
diversity producing
unity saving
through spending
rationality via
insanity
mores make