Well how about this. Judging of how you grabbed my balls so hard. How much would you charge to show my friend a good time?
Candy
(laughs) You know me well. For him it’ll be 300 dollars. (Carlos hands over 300 dollars quickly and sneakily to Candy.)
Candy
Thanks. Now let’s go meet your friend. (Carlos and Candy walk toward Jacob.)
Carlos
Hey my man! This is Candy and Candy this is Jacob.
(Jacob starts to feel tipsy from all the liquor.)
Jacob
Mm… Candy what flavor?
Candy
(smiles) Strawberry if you know what I mean.
Jacob
(laughs) Can I get you a drink strawberry? Oops I mean Candy?
Candy
Sure, I’ll go with you. (Candy and Jacob walk to the bar. As they are walking to the bar Carlos receives a text message from Cynthia.)
Cynthia
I decided to cancel the party and have alone time with you.
Carlos
(talks in his head) OH YES! I might get some booty.(Carlos begins texting Cynthia.)
Carlos
Well that’s great! I’ll start heading there now.
Cynthia
Okay.
Carlos
(Carlos stops texting Cynthia and walks toward the bar area.)
Yo… Jacob… I’m out of here boy!
Jacob
To the party?
Carlos
Nope, it was cancel. Cynthia just wants alone time with me wink, wink.
Jacob
(laughs) No problem man. Do your thing.
Carlos
I’ll be calling you to check up on you!
Jacob
Alright man later.
(Carlos leaves the bar and drives to Cynthia’s house.)
Jacob
(Jacob feels slightly drunk) Let’s take these shots baby.
Candy
Yes daddy!
(Jacob and Candy take the shots.)
Candy
Mm… That was so good.
Jacob
Yes it was.
(Candy sits on Jacobs lap.)
Candy
How about we go to my special dungeon?
Jacob
Lead the way.(At this point Jacob is almost fully drunk. Candy takes Jacob by the hand to a private bedroom area on the 2nd floor of the bar.)
Scene 8. Carlos is driving in his car.
(Carlos is driving to Cynthia’s house until the police pulls him over.)
Police
(On loud speaker) Hey you in the red SUV pull over to the side of the road.
Carlos
(Carlos pulls over and the officer walks towards Carlos car.) What’s the problem officer?
Officer
Well, you were swerving a bit and have you been drinking?
Carlos
(speaks in a nervous tone) Just a few shots and beers.
Officer
Oh really? Step out of the car now.
Carlos
Yes officer.
Officer
I’m going to make you take this breathalyzer test to see what’s your alcohol level.
(Carlos places the breathalyzer in his mouth. Soon after, the officer grabs the breathalyzer out of Carlos mouth.)
Officer
Sir, you are border line drunk. I’ll have to take you to jail for the night. Put your hands behind your back.
(Carlos nods with sadness and listens to the officer command.)
Officer
(opens back door of police car) Watch your head now.
Carlos
(nods)
(The Officer begins to drive toward the jail .While driving to jail, Cynthia keeps calling his cell.)
Carlos
(talking in his mind) That must be Cynthia wondering where I’m at. Damn, what a messed up night this has been.
Scene 9. Candy’s Room.
(Candy and Jacob walk into the private room.)
Candy
(talks in a seductive way)Welcome to my dungeon.
Jacob
(looks around) You have some creepy sex statues.
Candy
Oh yes I do. I’m a wild freaky girl.
Jacob
(talking nervously) I do like freaky.
Candy
(Candy grabs a chair and puts it in front of Jacob) Sit right here.
Jacob
(Jacob sits on the chair)What are you going to do?
Candy
Don’t talk back just close your eyes before I hit you with a belt. (Jacob looks scared and closes his eye. Candy sits on Jacobs lap and begins making out with him.)
Jacob
Damn you’re a good kisser
Candy
What did I say don’t talk back. Get up now! (Jacob quickly stands up. And Candy whips Jacob one time with the belt.)
Jacob
(screams) Ah.. You’re a wild one.
Candy
Take off your pants and put this blind fold on.
(Jacob nervously smiles and does what Candy commands. Candy turns off the light and begins the cow girl position.)
Jacob
Mm… Feels so good… Don’t go so quick! (Candy begins to go faster and starts screaming as if she is having an exorcism.)
Jacob
(shouts) WHAT THE FUCK! (removes blind fold and notices a glowing face.) Get off me you crazy bitch! You have a glow and the dark scream mask on while having sex with me?
(Candy stares)
Jacob
You’re psycho. (Jacob puts his pants on and quickly leaves the private room.)
Candy
(talks to herself) Well I hope I didn’t scare him.
(Jacob walks out of the bar and waves down a cab.)
Scene 10. Outside the bar.
Cab Driver
Where you want to go?
Jacob
Take me to 14th Street and Park.
(Cab Driver drives to Jacobs home.)
Scene 11. Jail.
(Officer takes out Carlos from the car checks him into his prison cell. While checking Carlos in the cell the officer removes all personal belongings.)
Officer
You’ll be out of here in 24hours just sit back and relax.
Jacob
(nods) Officer can I make a quick phone call?
Officer
In five minutes you can.
(Five minutes go by. The officer opens up the jail cell.)
Officer
Follow me.
(Carlos follows the police officer.)
Officer
You have two minutes .
(Carlos begins calling Cynthia.)
Cynthia
Hello? Is this Carlos?
Carlos
Hey! It’s me Carlos. I am in jail till tomorrow morning.
Cynthia
What did you do?
(The officer in the background yells. One more minute you have.)
Carlos
I was driving under the influence.
Cynthia
What! Are you stupid!?
Carlos
I can’t talk anymore I’ll call you tomorrow. (Carlos hangs up on Cynthia).
Scene 12. In the cab.
(Cab stops in front of Jacobs apt building.)
Cab Driver
That’ll be fithteen bucks.
Jacob
(hands over 20 bucks to the cab driver) Keep the change.
Cab driver
Have a good night.
(Jacob leaves out of the cab and heads inside his apt. Jacob is stumbling up the stairs in his apartment building.)
Scene 13. Inside Jacobs apt.
Jacob
(talking to himself) I feel like shit and need to vomit. And wasn’t that the craziest bitch I ever had sex with or what. (Jacob begins puking in the toilet).
(18 Minutes later.)
Jacob
(talking to himself) I feel better now. Time to hit the sack. (Jacob cuddles up next to the toilet and falls asleep.)
Scene 14. Back at the Jail.
Officer
Wake up.
Carlos
(wakes up) is it morning already?
Officer
Yes son it is. Do you want to stay another day?
Carlos
No thanks officer.
Officer
That’s what I thought! Now here are your personal belongings.
Carlos
Thank you officer. (Carlos leaves outside and waves a cab over.)
Scene 15. Outside.
Carlos
(talking to cab driver) Can you take me to the corner of west and 3rd.
Cab Driver
Sure thing.
Carlos
(speaking to the cab driver) I left my car last night on west due to these cops pulling me over.
Cab driver
Let me guess? You got locked up for driving under the influence ?
Carlos
Yes I did.
Cab driver
That’s a stupid thing to do. You can get someone killed.
Carlos
(stares off) You’re right. What I did was dumb.
Cab driver
Glad you think so. (Cab driver stops near Carlos car.)
Carlos
How much ?
Cab driver
This one is on me.
Carlos
I appreciate it!
Cab driver
No problem and stay off the drinks!
(Carlos laughs and the cab drives off. Carlos enters his car and drives home.)
Scene 16. Early morning in Jacobs Apt.
Jacob
(talking to himself) What did I do last night? I won’t ever do that again.
Scene 17. Carlos arrives at his apt.
(Carlos Texts Cynthia and writes I’m home.)
Cynthia
Are you ok ?
Carlos
Yes I am. I’m just a little tired still.
Cynthia
Why don’t you take a nap.
Carlos
That’s what I will do. Call me in a few hours.
Cynthia
I will.
Scene 18. Jacobs house.
(Jacob begins to take a shower while having flash backs about the sex with Candy.)
Jacob
(talking to himself) I can’t wait to tell Carlos about last night. (Jacob gets out of the shower and changes.)
Jacob
(talking to himself) I don’t think having sex with random people is the right thing to do. I wish I can find the perfect girl for me. Hmm… I wonder how many messages I have from the dating website.(Jacob begins checking his inbox and sees one message. The message reads greetings from Moscow. Jacob smiles in confusion while talking to himself.)
Jacob
Moscow as in Russia? (Jacob clicks on her profile and starts reading the Russian girls profile.)
Jacob
Wow her name is Bianca. I should text her back.
Jacob
(messages Bianca) Hey nice name Bianca . What brings you on this site?
(Bianca quickly replies back.)
Bianca
I’m just tired of meeting random guys with no purpose in their lives.
Jacob
Oh.. I see. So what are you looking for on here?
Bianca
I’m looking for someone that I can connect with. I don’t really care about looks. Well, maybe a little but not too much.
Jacob
Interesting. So do you find my geekiness attractive?
Bianca
(sends a happy face symbol) Yes I do find you attractive. To be honest I don’t normally go for guys like you, but I am just attractive to you in a weird way. I can’t really explain.
(Jacob smiles and feels happy of what Bianca is telling him and the way she looks.)
Bianca
I don’t normally do this with strangers, but do you want to exchange numbers?
Jacob
Sure.
My number is 555-551-6874. And yours?
Bianca
Mine is 999-345-6787.
Jacob
Well thanks. Hit me up anytime.
Bianca
I will. Bye, bye handsome.
(Jacob types the happy face symbol to Bianca and logs off the computer.)
Scene 19. In Carlos apt.
(Carlos wakes up from his nap and calls Cynthia.)
Cynthia
Hello?
Carlos
Hey I finally woke up.
Cynthia
Good! How’d did you sleep?
Carlos
I slept good. Do you want to come over tonight?
Cynthia
Sure.
Carlos
By the way bring a friend for my buddy.
Cynthia
Hmm… I’m not sure if I have any friends that will like him.
Carlos
What are you trying to say about my boy?
Cynthia
What I am trying to say is your friend is not that attractive.
Carlos
(takes a deep breath) Do you think he needs a makeover?
Cynthia
Oh yes he does.
Carlos
Well I’ll talk to you later about that.
Scene 20. Jacobs House.
(Phone rings.)
Jacob
Hello?
Carlos
How was your night?
Jacob
It was wild and bizarre. Let me tell you what she did, she..(Carlos interrupts Jacob.)
Carlos
Hold that thought. I will get ready and go over so you can tell me the story in person.
Jacob
Alright man.
(Jacob suddenly receives a text from Bianca.)
Bianca
Hey!
Jacob
Hey back! I wasn’t expecting you to hit me up so fast.
Bianca
(laughs) I hope I didn’t bother you.
Jacob
Not at all. Can I call you for a second?
Bianca
Sure.
(Jacob starts calling Bianca.)
Bianca
Hey, hey!
Jacob
(Bianca’s Russian accent can be heard) Cute accent you have.
Bianca
Thank you. And wow this feels awkward.
Jacob
Awkward how?
Bianca
Awkward as in I never spoke on the phone to any guy so fast that was from the computer world.
Jacob
(laughs) Oh I see.
Bianca
But don’t worry because I feel fine talking to you.
Jacob
(smiles and laugh) I must be a lucky guy huh?
Bianca
Maybe, you’ll have to find out.
Jacob
Sounds good to me.
Bianca
So tell me about yourself? What do you do? And are you really 25 years old?
Jacob
Well I am 25 years old. And (Bianca interrupts.)
Bianca
What a coincidence we are the same age.
Jacob
Oh yea? It is cool that we are 25. So to answer your questions from before. I am 25 years old and I work for a company that makes sport video games.
Bianca
That sounds like a lot of fun .
Jacob
Yeah at times it can be. How about you? What is it that you do?
Bianca
I am a stripper!
Jacob
No way! Really?
Bianca
(laughs) Just kidding. I would never do that.
Jacob
(laughs) You scared me there.
Bianca
I’m sorry, but seriously I am a kinderg
arten teacher.
Jacob
WOW! A sexy smart woman. What more can a guy ask for.
Bianca
(laughs) Thank you.
(All of a sudden Jacobs door bell rings.)
Jacob
(talking to Bianca) Let me call you back since my best friend is knocking on the door.
Bianca
Okay sweetie.
(Jacob hangs up and opens the door.)
Carlos
Jeezz man are you deaf?
Jacob
No man I’m not.
Carlos
So tell me what happen that night at the bar. By the way, wasn’t that Asian chick hot?
Jacob
Let me tell you , yes she was hot but she was also nuts!
Carlos
Nuts how?
Jacob
She took me in this bedroom that she called her dungeon. And she whipped my left ass cheek a few times.
(Carlos laughs hysterically.)
Jacob
Man she almost brought a tear from my eye. I have a few bruises on my white ass.
Carlos
(laughing) That’s hilarious.
Jacob
Not only did she whopped my ass, but when she was on top of me in bed she made some weird sounds.
Carlos
What type of weird sounds? Show me.
(Jacob begins to reenact monster sounds that Candy did in bed.)
Carlos
(laughing very loud) wow I didn’t know she would be so weird like that.
Jacob
To top it all off I opened my eyes to see a glow and the dark scream mask on her face.
Carlos
(laughing) What the hell man. I’m sorry she was a nut, but check this out.
Jacob
What’s that?
Carlos
I got Cynthia to bring a friend for you tonight.
Jacob
(confused) Friend? Tonight?
Carlos
Yes tonight. We all are going to hang at my place and play some pool.
Jacob
Hmm… I’m not sure.
Carlos
Ah.. Come on bro. You’re single.
Jacob
You’re right, but I just don’t know.
Carlos
You’re still coming. So anyway where are your Xbox games at?
Jacob
(points to the side of the television) Right over there.
Carlos
Grab your controller, I’m going to beat your ass in football.
Jacob
Will see about that.
(Jacob and Carlos start playing a football game.)
Carlos
Would you look at that. I’m almost close to getting a touchdown.
Jacob
Will see about that.
Carlos
In your face! I just scored a touchdown on you!
Jacob
(laughing) Calm down it’s just a game.
(Carlos laughs.)
Jacob
Do you want to see this girl I’m talking to?
Carlos
Sure, but what girl are you referring to?
Jacob
Come with me to the computer room.
Carlos
Okay.
Jacob
Remember the dating site I told you about before?
Carlos
Yes I remember.
Jacob
Will this woman from Russia had sent me a message from the dating site.
(Jacob shows Bianca profile to Jacob.)
Carlos
Damn she’s cute but she doesn’t seem like a hot type of slut. She seems more like a hot smart woman. And I love her curly black hair with her hazel eyes.