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  The Cuban-looking guy was already down the hall, clickity-clicking along the terrazzo floor in high-heel boots, turning into a doorway now. He never looked back, so didn't see them come in. Elvin motioned and Dale followed, Elvin taking his time to look in the living room too dark to see anything and inspect the weird paintings and statues they had in the hallway, Elvin frowning, stopping at a black shiny one he told Dale he believed was a bare-naked woman, but wouldn't swear to it.

  They reached the doorway and there was the Cuban-looking dude standing with his back to them at a dinner table set with lit candles. Another Cuban-looking guy with slick hair was sitting by himself at the head of the table. This would be Dr. Tommy Vasco, having his supper. Elvin noticed another place set, another dinner somebody had been eating, and recalled the dude who'd opened the door sucking his teeth. But who was he?

  He turned as Dr. Tommy looked this way and got up, holding a napkin to his silky shirt.

  I thought I told you to wait.

  The guy serious, giving them a dirty look. Elvin said, Hey, I'm waiting. Come on.

  Then heard Dr. Tommy say, It's all right, Hector. No doubt believing his guy was about to get knocked on his ass. Elvin could read guys like Dr. Tommy in a minute, the kind went through life scared and became sneaky. Born rich or he'd never be living in a place like this.

  I was hoping you might be showing your movies, Elvin said, getting right to the point. He saw the doctor had on pants like pajamas and shiny little black slippers with gold crests on the toes.

  Dr. Tommy said, Excuse me?

  The movies Sonny took of you and your women.

  Now the dink was trying to smile.

  Sonny, yes. How do you know him?

  We jailed together. He said look you up, tell you he thinks about you all the time.

  Oh, I see, Dr. Tommy said, no doubt getting the picture. You were with Sonny, uh?

  He was with me. I'm Elvin Crowe? This here's my nephew, Dale. Yeah, I took care of Sonny and he kept house for me.

  The dink was nodding. No doubt thinking fast.

  He was suppose to keep up this house but wasn't too good at it. He had other things he liked to do better.

  Like sell dope, Elvin said.

  Yes, he was good at that.

  Now the dink was shaking his head instead of nodding, keeping busy there.

  It was a shame what he did to that girl.

  He saved your butt, didn't he?

  The doc smiled. He told you that?

  You got in a fight with her and she was beating the shit outta you, so Sonny hit her with a fireplace poker.

  Now the doc was shaking his head again.

  Sonny had his own reason for killing her. You want to know if I'm lying? Ask the police. Dr. Tommy gave Elvin a shrug. They have the weapon he used, his fingerprints. What Sonny did, he tried to involve me because he was alone. You know, scared to death. I understand that. I don't hold it against him. Now it's too bad, he's paying for what he did. The doctor looked at his gold wristwatch and said, Listen, I wish I could ask you to stay, but I have an appointment this evening. I'm very sorry.

  Elvin said, Yeah, I was hoping you might show me your movies.

  There he was trying to smile again, act natural, sucking at his teeth. The other teeth-sucker Hector? stood there staring. Elvin couldn't tell from their plates what they'd been eating. Something with brown gravy all over it. It looked pretty good, whatever it was.

  The doctor was saying, No, I don't have those movies anymore, they're gone.

  Elvin thinking, Bullshit, but said, Well, I just wanted to tell you Sonny's doing fine, staying out of trouble.

  Listen, that's good to hear. I'm happy you stopped by.

  I bet you are, Elvin said. Maybe if I'm over this way again and you're home

  Of course, anytime. If I'm here you're welcome, Dr. Tommy said, holding out his arm to mean either his house or pointing to the door.

  His guy Hector moved past them to show the way out, Elvin telling him in the hall he knew the way and getting another dirty look over the dink's shoulder.

  When they were in the pickup again heading out the drive, Dale said, I thought you were gonna hurt him.

  I am, Elvin said.

  Well, when?

  I haven't figured out how yet, Elvin said. You hurt a guy for another guy, you want to see something in it for yourself, if you can.

  The one guy tried to give Kathy a hard time.

  When she asked if Dale was home and they invited her in, they were okay for about half a minute. Once they started goofing around, insisting she have a beer with them, she brought a wallet-size case out of her purse and held it open to show her ID and shield. See it?

  No shit, a probation officer? Acting like they'd never heard of one before. They were both pretty ripped, their eyes shining like glass, and still drinking, a dozen or so longneck beer bottles on a wooden crate they used as a coffee table. One of the guys stumbled over to the sofa and fell into it. She was watching him when the other one grabbed the ID case out of her hand.

  Katherine Baker? You're Cuban, aren't you?

  Everyone interested in her nationality. I'm Department of Corrections, Kathy said. What are you? A rockhead for one thing, no doubt lights popping in his brain.

  She snatched her ID case back before he decided to keep it and he didn't like that one bit. Gave her a snarly look and tried to grab it again. He reached for the case and Kathy got hold of one of his fingers, the little one on his right hand, and bent it back enough to make him say Owwww, hey, hunching his shoulders. He made a fist with his other hand, cocked it getting a mean look and she bent the finger some more. This time he yelled out, Jesus Christ, let go, God damn it.

  If I do, you'll behave?

  I'll bust you in the mouth if you don't.

  She said, You mean it? giving the finger a twist. He was a big guy and that finger was thick.

  He said, Okay okay okay, trying not to move, his shoulders hunched up again.

  It was a tough situation to get out of.

  Sooner or later she would have to let go. Then what? If he wanted to hit her, he would. She had a pistol Tony, her Metro-Dade brother, had given her and was licensed to carry, but kept it in her apartment. Corrections said probation officers shouldn't get into situations like this, so there was no reason to pack. Walk away and call the cops. This had happened before and she wasn't hit when she let go. But those times it was different, the guys were on probation. She told them, Don't ever touch me again, or even think about it, and they backed off, knowing she could violate them, maybe break a finger, too. But this guy wasn't on probation, that she knew of. If he hit her she could call the cops, get him for assault. Then have to appear against him in court, spend all that time You know my name, Kathy said. What's yours?

  He told her it was Ron, easing his shoulders down.

  You don't want to get in trouble, do you, Ron?

  No, ma'am.

  You gonna behave?

  Yes, ma'am. Anything you say.

  She did not want to let go of that finger, but said, Okay then, because she had to sometime and let go of it. Before she could move he grabbed her by the shoulders, threw her down on the sofa next to the other one sitting up asleep, and got on top of her, got her neck bent against the cushion smelling of mildew, one of his knees between her legs, working it up tight against her.

  He said, You know I just got out of jail?

  Wanting to scare her if she wasn't scared already. Or maybe impress her, a guy his age.

  I know you're going back, you don't get off me.

  You like to broke my goddamn finger. I never even touched you.

  You're touching me now, Ron.

  Showing you I can be nice if I want.

  Breathing his beer smell in her face. She turned her head enough to see bare dirty windows, a lamp without a shade, paint peeling from the stained walls and ceiling.

  You're a nice guy, then get up.

  But I like it here. I
'm close to it, huh?

  You think you're gonna have sex with me?

  If I want, and I'm getting the urge. Feel it?

  She said, Ron, I can break something else besides your finger. And heard the door bang open.

  Ron started to turn his head.

  Now she saw a cowboy hat up there above them and Ron was gone from her yelling Hey, shit as he was yanked away, knocking longnecks off the crate they used for a coffee table and she saw who it was in the straw cowboy hat, Elvin Crowe, holding the young guy Ron by his belt and shirt collar in back. Kathy pushed up in the sofa to straighten her shirtdress, get it down over her bare thighs. She saw Elvin looking at her and saw Dale now, Dale moving out of the way as Elvin threw Ron out the door. Elvin came over and pulled the other one up from the sofa, grunted with the effort but didn't look at her now or say a word. She saw this one's eyes come open, startled out of sleep, no idea what was happening. Elvin dragged him to the door and now this one was gone, out into the night. She saw Elvin turn to her adjusting his cowboy hat, though it hadn't been touched, setting it straight again over his eyes.

  He said to Kathy, Now then, can I get you something? A cold drink?

  Chapter 7

  The alligator, a ten-foot female weighing about five hundred pounds, opened her eyes and, after several minutes, moved her head from side to side, drowsy, disoriented, not knowing where she was, not catching the scent of anything familiar other than grass and dry soil. No water close by. She raised her head and hissed in the night, in the sound of insects. The wind rose and with it came a scent she recognized as something she liked that she had smelled before sometime in her life and had eaten. After several more minutes she began to move in a sluggish sort of way as though half asleep, not entirely upright on her legs, brushing the grass with her tail. The scent she liked became stronger as she moved and kept moving until her snout touched something she had never smelled before. She sniffed and air came through it into her nostrils, bringing a strong scent of the thing she liked. Now she pushed and whatever it was in front of her bent against her weight until it gave way and the alligator walked through it and felt the ground cold now, smooth and hard. The scent she liked was here, though not enough in one place that it would become the thing itself she could fasten her jaws on and tear or take into her mouth whole. She settled on the cool ground, feeling it become warm beneath her as she went to sleep.

  One time Leanne happened to mention that psychic power was at its highest level between the hours of two and four a.m., and thought she would never hear the end of it.

  Big jumped on that, asking why she didn't go outside to meditate then. Was she afraid of the dark? She told him, No, I'm not afraid of the dark. I don't get up in the middle of the night cause I don't have to. I can raise my cosmic consciousness anytime I want. She could, too.

  He'd act innocent and ask her, oh, then why did she go outside every morning six o'clock on the dot if she could do it anytime? Her answer to that was Because I love the morning. The world glistens and is clean.

  He'd become crude in his anger saying, bullshit, it was because she was afraid of the dark, not letting go of that idea, until she would turn it around and remind him of what he actually was afraid of.

  You're scared to death of dying.

  She knew he didn't like her saying that, but it was true. He could send people to death in the electric chair without giving it a second thought. But mention his own passing, like saying to him, Big, you're gonna have a terrible time on the other side if you don't open your heart before you go. He'd become furious trying to think of something smart to say, something hurtful. She'd say to him, Oh, my God, before he thought of a remark to pass, you should see your aura, and that would usually end it.

  He hated knowing he had an aura she could see and he couldn't. Sometimes she'd catch him standing in front of the full-length mirror on the bedroom closet door, looking at himself naked.

  This morning he was looking out the kitchen window by the sink.

  Nice day, huh?

  Almost pleasant for a change.

  He usually didn't get up till seven. By eight-fifteen he'd be in his pickup truck with a mug of coffee heading for the courthouse.

  We could use a cleanup, that blow we had. I'll call the Stockade for a crew. Those monkeys, if I could find one guy knew what he was doing Get me a Japanese gardener brought up on some charge, killed his wife, I'd have the son of a bitch confined out here. Lock him up in the pump house at night.

  What Leanne could not understand was how a person who loved flowers could be so irritable. What happened to the soft-spoken gentleman who came to Weeki Wachee, bought her Coca-Colas, patted her hand in the hospital made promises he never kept. That part was okay. She had Wanda Grace, she had Pokey, she had her crystals, she had gifts more valuable than any earthly goods Which reminded Leanne, as she gathered three white quartz forming a triangle on the kitchen table and dropped them in a leather bag, she had a window crystal buried out in the yard, returned to the earth to get its visionary power turned up. She'd dig it up this morning after meditation and a nice talk with Wanda. Leanne turned from the table.

  Pokey? Where are you? Here, Pokey! Come on, sweetheart. She stooped down as Pokey came skidding across the vinyl floor to hop up into her arms. Her wants to play with Wanda's Pokey, don't her? Big, she hears that other Pokey bark and just about goes crazy, runs around in circles.

  She heard Big, standing at the sink, mutter, Jesus Christ. If she could ever get him to say that with reverence it would change his life. The old poop.

  You want, I'll fix your breakfast.

  No, you go on.

  There's oat bran, bananas

  Fine. Listen, you be careful.

  Walking through the dining area and the living room with Pokey and her bag of crystals, Leanne was thinking, Careful of what? That was a strange thing for Big to say. Was he becoming human after all these years?

  She slid open the glass door and stepped out on the porch, a concrete slab painted a pale gray that ran the length of the living room, across the front of the house. About to slide the door closed behind her, Leanne stopped. She saw the huge hole in the screen, the edges of it pushed inward. She heard a strange hissing. She turned her head toward the sound and saw the alligator, a giant alligator up on its legs looking at her, and she screamed and was back inside the house sliding the glass closed, locking it, before she realized she was no longer holding Pokey and her bag of crystals. She screamed again and kept screaming as Big came in a hurry from the kitchen.

  He got to the glass door in time to see Pokey, for a moment, in the alligator's jaws before the alligator raised its head as if to look up at the tile ceiling and Pokey was gone, swallowed whole. In those moments all Bob Gibbs could do was stare, not believing an alligator was on his porch. It wasn't supposed to be there but it was. The next moment he was running into the bedroom to get his .38 revolver, knowing his shotgun wouldn't do the job. By the time he got back with the weapon Leanne was wailing and sobbing something awful, becoming hysterical on him and standing in the way. He had to push her aside to slide the glass door open enough to draw a clear bead on the gator, Jesus Christ, a big one he estimated to run ten or twelve feet. There were hollow-points in the revolver, given to him by a fishing buddy of his in the Sheriff's Office, Bill McKenna, in charge of all their criminal investigations. Bob Gibbs closed one eye, aimed at the alligator's head, a spot between its beady eyes that showed red when you shined a light on them at night, and fired Christ, Leanne screaming again, throwing him off and fired and fired again until the revolver clicked empty. The alligator didn't even shake its head. It hissed a couple of times, came over and smashed the glass door to pieces with one swipe of its tail.

  When the first green-and-white arrived Leanne and Bob Gibbs were out in front by the gravel drive, on the side away from the porch. Both the uniformed deputies came bareheaded with their hands on their holstered revolvers. One of them asked where it was, sounding confident, us
ed to this type of call. Bob Gibbs said, It's in the goddamn house. In the living room.

  By the time they had gone around to the yard by the porch and could see the alligator inside, another green-and-white arrived and two more deputies in dark green joined the group. Bob Gibbs told them he had put six hollow-points into the son of a bitch and it was in there eating his sofa. Leanne, still sobbing, told them it had eaten her dog. One of the deputies said, Well, it's a fact, gators love dog. Leanne asked if somebody would get that leather bag, see, lying there on the porch? The deputy who mentioned gators loved dog checked the loads in his revolver and said, Let's go do it.

  The four deputies stood in the middle of the porch, about fifteen feet from the alligator in the living room. They fired their magnum revolvers through the shattered door frame with patience and deliberation until the alligator raised up, started to come at them and the deputies got out of there, hurrying out to the yard.

  Now the alligator was once again on the porch. Leanne watched it nuzzle her bag of crystals with its snout, saw the jaws open and she began to scream even before the leather bag disappeared inside the alligator's mouth.

  Gary Hammond came in an unmarked Dodge Aries, light gray. He was in the driveway on the other side of the house, out of the car putting on his suit coat when he heard the scream. So Gary arrived on the alligator scene in his dark-navy tropical suit, dressed to go to work.

  He had been told what to find here, but was still surprised to see the judge and a woman who must be his wife, in a pink warm-up suit, and four deputies with drawn guns, all looking at a full-grown alligator on the porch, the gator not paying much attention to them. It twisted sideways as if to bite its own tail, jerked itself straight and that tail lashed out to send a metal table and chairs flying. Now it crawled around to see what all the noise was about and rested there with its back to them.

  They had noticed Gary Hammond walk up, one of the deputies nodding to him; but now they were talking, the deputies and the judge, sounding like hunters.

  We musta hit him.