Read Me, Jesus and Adam Ant Page 9

years, I believed to be such.

   

  Masturbation

  The mental masturbation is OUT, masturbation mechanical IN.

   

  Spine

  From today, and for the entire month of October, in the town hall of Burgh le Marsh via the distribution of thorns for those reborn succulent plant.

   

   

  Men in the course of aging

  Men in the course of aging wonder why young people give them of her.

  Men in the course of aging begin to play sports too late.

  course of aging in men would like to have a car model spider.

  In the course of aging men just do not want to resign.

  course of aging in men complain of aches and pains.

  course of aging in men wearing t-shirts printed.

  course of aging in men about women so vulgar.

  course of aging in men but where you want to go?

  men in the course of aging, but you've dyed your hair?

  men in the course of aging but come on, that sucks!

  Men course of aging that you say? Repeat if you dare!

  Men in the course of aging, in the course of aging.

   

  Flannel

  Years ago, a folk singer in a flannel shirt, asked me if

  I wanted to be his muse (in those days I was woman), "No," I replied.

   

  The big nothing

  And so ...

   

  Gargantua - a play in one act

  "Ahhhhh ... you ... you ... a Gargantua Gargantua!"

  "Who, me?"

  "You, yes you. Gendarmes lead him to the prisons"

  "No, no nooooooooooooooooooo ..."

   

  Vincent Price

  And 'well known that the great actors like Vincent Price, Vincent Price, Vincent Price, who gave rise to the classic films of terror, in spite of their icy breath of death that froze the death of icy death, were really excellent people with which conversation, perhaps in front of a hot tea and cake.

  And when we realized that the tea was poisoned was too late.

   

  In my birthday

  In the year of my birthday I would like to receive a gift.

  In my birthday, as a gift, I would finally have peace reigned and there were no more wars between me and Jude Law.

  In my birthday, in the year of my birthday.

   

  Dried fruit

  In 1953, Cleobury Mortimer in Shropshire, caramellavo nuts on the street corner.

  One day in December very very very cold, crisp looked at me and said, "Come on, let's go home ..."

   

  Friday 17

  There are 17 Friday that, like them alive today and you seem to be spun smoothly, then maybe in 60 years you die.

   

  April Fool's Day

  I see a lot of hypocrisy in the April Fool's joke, just like Christmas, or April Fool's all year or is not April Fool's joke ever.

   

  Missed opportunities

  On 30 March 1967, I was at Chelsea Manor Studios Photograpic immersed in a chaotic scene, suddenly the hardcover of Bob Dylan who stood by my side, I said, "You have a shoe sclacciata." I bent down to tie strings and that while the photographer, Michael Cooper, did the shooting.

  So it was that I was not immortalized on the cover of Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

  Damn you Bob Dylan, you're cursed.

   

  Headache

  Those who say they have a headache, should stop with this

  attitude radical chic, all other enroll in the gym then there they go.

   

   

  Porterage

  The porter is OUT, Sherpa is IN.

   

  Wisdom

  The first traces date back to ancient Mesopotamia of wisdom. The whole Babylonian instead the invention of pinot grigio.

   

  Berwick-upon-Tweed

  All the Berwick-upon-Tweed well, come to my courses bridge on Wednesday night.

  All the Berwick-upon-Tweed bad, wait for Berwick-upon-Tweed good bait on Wednesday evening for svaligiarle home.

   

   

  Dentistry

  My personal reasons for a false dentist.

   

  Lennon-McCartney

  According to recent research conducted by me, 100% of people in life have played in an orchestra and music show called The Beatles, for various reasons, he becomes immortal.

   

  Bossa nova

  Those of leaden mood to take their slipper Bontempi, pick the bossa nova rhythm and allow themselves to be hypnotized by the power base to separate the soul from the body.

  The rest go on quietly with their business.

   

  Robberies

  98% of those who commit robberies wearing a leggings instead of putting a sock, it is recognized, the remaining 2% can not digest cucumbers.

   

  Glass and cadmium

  99% of those who threw a bottle into the bell for the collection of glass, is convinced that the bottle will be sucked in and end a bell for the collection of glass in China.

  The remaining 1% are allergic to cadmium.

   

  On day 7

  For my own personal reasons on day 7 of each month are Chinese.

   

  Lists

  97% of those who check a list using the X because he hates those who have made the list, even if it himself.

  2% use the V as open to others, so much so that, after the check, he wants to have sex.

  The remaining 1% did not pen and forgot to buy toothpaste.

   

  Christmas

  99% of you during the holiday season, plans to open a restaurant and let us cook his own mother without paying for it.

  The remaining 1% has already done.

   

  Communication service

  URGENTLY need experienced dancers of the random method of Odette Lee Cook's original 1844!

  If you feel up to soon head to the hall of Bishop's Stortford, East Hertfordshire, otherwise do not waste your time.

  Judiciousness

  Coinciding with the start of the sales this evening, and only for this night at the museum of torture in Woolsthorpe-by-Colsterworth, in the County of Lincolnshire, I will hold a seminar on how to remove the annoying labels from the neck of the t-shirts with good sense, preventing the formation of unsightly holes.

   

  Quotes

  "The mercoleduzio is OUT, the gioveduzio is IN."

  Emperor Augustus, 29 BC

   

  Lars Von Trier

  I entered the data of the readers of this book nell'eleboratore and found that:

  97% have slept in the latest film by Lars Von Trier;

  2% saw him with eyes painted on her eyelids then shouted to the masterpiece;

  the remaining 1% is Lars Von Trier.

   

  Chains

  Rintoccar to midnight, at the workshop Hobbs Wainfleet All Saints in the county of Lincolnshire, I will give a short course to teach how to fit snow chains turning boring operation done in a nice situation fetish / bondage. 

   

  Winter shoes

  97% of you will survive this harsh winter with galoshes thermal well made, 2% will die thanks to Converse with his hair and his last words are "Oh, but I thought that with his hair ...", the remaining 1 % will not give up the heels and

  will break a leg.

   

  Ice Ice Baby!

  The first traces of the song Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! date back to ancient Mesopotamia, while the great success among the Carthaginians of the singers Vanilla Ice and DJ Earthquake is due to Hannibal, to urge that his elephant Baalat during snowstorms in the Alps, he used to whisper in his ear Ice Ice Baby.

   

  After al
l the evil that I have done

  This evening, at the restaurant The Ascetic Of Brodetto the well-known chef and Commodore Annito Ramirez Ramirez, on the seafront of Porto Recanati, including the dinner, the second lesson of my course of exaggeration.

  In particular we will study the phrase After all the evil that I have done and teach the audience to put it in a credible way and without being scappar laugh.

   

  Reflections on the bowling of South Woodham Ferrers

  In Essex County is the town of South Woodham Ferrers.

  In the town of South Woodham Ferrers is a bowling kind back in 1455.

  The bowling of South Woodham Ferrers has never been visited by only one person who was not elderly by 1455.

  As we get to know this curiosity, every time I step in front of the bowling of South Woodham Ferrers, and it happens often because it is located right in front of my temporary store sometimes this, sometimes that, I do requests.

  The bowls do not care to young people, however, reached a certain age no longer young, begin to interessarsene and go to the bowling of South Woodham Ferrers?

  Today's young people, who are not resigned to age, not ever attend the bowling of South Woodham Ferrers which is then set to close within 30 or 40 years?

  The bowling of South Woodham Ferrers is frequented by the same people since 1455?

  Here, for my own reasons, I like to think so, that the bowling of South Woodham Ferrers, in Essex County, built back in 1455, and attended by the same people since 1455.

  Alligators and flossing

   

  The earliest traces of urban legends about alligators in the sewers of New York streets, go back to ancient Mesopotamia.

  Nubian origin of the legend instead of floss that, thrown down drains toilets, forming dense and resistant waxed networks that hold trapped alligators tract sewage in the streets of New York sewers of New York.

   

  First Communion

  The body of Christ is unleavened, is unleavened.

  The blood of Christ contains sulfites, contains sulphites.

   

   

  Age

  Then, just for my own personal reasons, I turned a 18 April year.

  And I did not stop anymore. I did not stop anymore.

   

  Low blood pressure

  The first traces of low pressure date back to ancient Mesopotamia.

  You must instead Massili to the invention of the Western Numidia better you than me.

   

  Laura and mantis shrimp

  Yes, the mantis shrimp to cook again as you taught me, Laura.

  As you taught me.

   

   

  Crop Circles

  On 12 July 1595 the scientist and opera singer Ignacio Macario Richardson