‘Where is she?’ Anthony asked, looking about. ‘How does she look?’
‘She’s at the apartment. She looks splendid. Only … I told her about Jane.’
Anthony sat down and ordered an omelette. ‘A bloody blackmailing nuisance,’ he murmured.
Ian said, ‘It was making me mad, the fear of telling her. Can you tell me how Jane is?’
He had asked Anthony to look into it. Anthony would know how to find out.
Anthony said, ‘There’s nothing physically wrong with her. Of course, she’s distressed and depressed, but she will survive that. She’s coming out of hospital today.’
‘Do you think I should go and see her?’
‘I don’t know.’
Ian said, ‘Consciousness is proving a little tenacious at the moment. Where are my tranquillisers?’
‘I told the quack they were for me. He wouldn’t give me any. Said I’m tranquil enough.’
‘So you didn’t bring any?’
‘No.’
‘Oh, Anthony.’
Anthony opened his briefcase and took out a gadget, a little computer, clearing a space for it on the table. ‘Listen –’ He was busy. Ian’s recent slow pace wasn’t Anthony’s. ‘I need your advice about a director I – we – might use. I think you know him.’
While Ian gave his opinion Anthony typed, rather inaccurately, it seemed to Ian; Anthony’s fingers seemed too fat for the keys. It was a machine Ian knew he would never understand, just as his mother had decided it was too late to bother with videos and computers. Still, Ian wondered whether he was really the fool he liked to take himself for. His ideas weren’t so bad.
He and Anthony switched subjects quickly, as Ian liked to, to football. Ian hadn’t been getting the English papers; he wanted the results. Anthony said he’d been to Stamford Bridge to watch Manchester United play Chelsea.
‘I’m assuming you want to make me jealous,’ Ian said.
‘Why don’t you come next time?’
‘It’s true, I miss London.’
When he could not sleep, Ian liked to imagine he was being driven in a taxi through London. The route took him through the West End and Trafalgar Square, down the Mall, past Buckingham Palace – with Green Park, lit like a grotto, on the right; through the perils of Hyde Park Corner, then past the Minema (showing an obscure Spanish film), and the windows of Harvey Nichols. If you did not know it, what a liberal and individual place you would think London was! He was becoming tired of the deprivations of this little exile.
He started to wonder whether Marina was asleep, or walking in Paris. It occurred to him that she might have left and gone back to London. He wondered if this was a wish on his part, to end his anxiety at last. But he knew it was not what he wanted. He felt like rushing to the apartment to reassure her.
Ian asked, ‘How’s the American project?’
‘Shooting in the summer.’
‘Really?’
‘Of course. It wasn’t difficult getting the money, as I told you.’
He felt patronised by Anthony, but he was at ease with him too.
Ian said, ‘I don’t know why you didn’t make those films I liked.’
‘You were breaking up. Then you weren’t around. Why don’t you do them now? There’s money for development.’
‘Marina and I haven’t got anywhere to live.’
Anthony waved out of the window at his assistant, still walking up and down.
‘She’ll find you a flat. If you come back to London I’ll put you in a hotel from tomorrow and there’ll be an apartment from Monday. Right?’ Ian said nothing. Anthony said, ‘You did the right thing by leaving – leaving Jane, and then leaving London.’
‘Jane kept saying I didn’t try hard enough. It’s certainly true that I was … preoccupied elsewhere, some of the time. But I was with her for six years.’
‘Long enough, surely, to know whether you want to be with someone. You’ve done it. It’s over. You’re free,’ Anthony said.
Ian liked the way Anthony made it seem straightforward.
‘I’m full of regret,’ Ian said, ‘for how unhappy I’ve been so much of the time.’
Anthony sighed. ‘You can’t hold on to that unhappiness for ever.’
Ian said, ‘No. I’ve come to believe in romantic love, too. I feel a fool having fallen for the idea. What’s wrong with sublimation? Rather a Rembrandt than a wank, don’t you think?’
‘Why not sublimation as well as copulation?’ said Anthony.
‘Look at Picasso.’ He leaned across the table. ‘How is it with Marina?’
‘It’s the ordeal of my life. Cold turkey, psychosis and death – all at once. I’ve been trying to understand something about myself ... and what I might be able to do. I’m clearer now. I don’t want to give up.’
‘Why should you? You only have to look at her to see how passionate she is about you. It’s funny how blind one can be to such obvious things. Ian, there’s a lot happening in the company. I’d like it if you came back. Soon. Monday, say.’ Anthony was looking at him. ‘What do you think?’
‘You really need to know?’
‘Yes.’
Ian realised he hadn’t talked to Marina about it. Only rarely did he ask her advice. He was used to doing everything alone. If he could solicit her help, if he could learn to turn to her, maybe she would feel more involved. Perhaps love was an exchange of problems.
‘I’ll ask Marina’s advice.’
‘Good,’ Anthony said.
Ian wanted to carry on talking but Anthony was late for a meeting. After, he would meet his lover. Ian stood up to go.
‘The thing is, I’m a bit short of money at the moment.’
‘Of course.’
Anthony opened his cheque book and wrote a cheque. Then he gave Ian some cash. Outside, Ian was introduced to Anthony’s assistant. He wondered how much she knew of him. Anthony said Ian was returning to work on Monday. When Anthony and the young woman got into the car, Ian waved from the pavement.
As he walked back, Ian thought that he wanted to be at home, in a house he liked, with a woman and children he liked. He wanted to lose himself in the mundane, in unimportant things. Perhaps those things were graspable now. Once he had them, he could think of others, and be useful.
He pushed the key into the lock, got into the building and ran up the stairs. He rang the bell repeatedly. It was cold but he was sweating. He rang again. Then he fiddled with the keys. At last he unlocked the door and went up the hallway. The room was dark. He put the light on. She was lying on the bed. She sat up.
The Umbrella
The minute they arrived at the adventure playground, Roger’s two sons charged up a long ramp and were soon clinging to the steel netting that hung from a high beam. Satisfied that it would take them some time to extricate themselves, Roger sat on a bench and turned to the sports section of his newspaper. He had always found it relaxing to read reports of football matches he had not seen.
Then it started to rain.
His sons, aged four and five and a half, had refused to put on their coats when he picked them up from the au pair half an hour before. Coats made them look ‘fat’, they claimed, and Roger had had to carry them under his arm.
The older boy was dressed in a thin, tight-fitting green outfit and a cardboard cap with a feather in it: he was either Robin Hood or Peter Pan. The younger wore a plastic holster with two silver guns, a plastic dagger and a sword, blue Wellington boots, jeans with the fly open, and a chequered neckerchief which he pulled over his mouth. ‘Cowboys don’t wear raincoats,’ he said, through a mouthful of cloth.
The boys frequently refused Roger’s commands, though he could not say that their stubbornness and pluck annoyed him. It did, however, cause him trouble with his wife, from whom he had separated a year previously. Only that morning she had said on the phone, ‘You are a weak and inadequate disciplinarian. You only want their favour.’
For as long as he could, Roger pretended
it was not raining, but when his newspaper began to go soggy and everyone else had left the playground, he called the boys over.
‘Damn this rain,’ he said, as he hustled them into their hooded yellow raincoats.
‘Don’t swear,’ said Eddie, the younger boy. ‘Women think it’s naughty.’
‘Sorry.’ Roger laughed. ‘I was thinking I should have got a raincoat as well as the suit.’
‘You do need a lovely raincoat, Daddy,’ said Oliver, the oldest.
‘My friend would have given me a raincoat, but I liked the suit more.’
He had picked up the chocolate-coloured suit from the shop that morning. Since the early seventies, that most extravagant of periods, Roger had fancied himself as a restrained but amateur dandy. One of his best friends was a clothes designer with shops in Europe and Japan. A few years ago this friend, amused by Roger’s interest in his business, had invited Roger, during a fashion show at the British Embassy in Paris, to parade on the catwalk in front of the fashion press, alongside younger and taller men. Roger’s friend had given him the chocolate suit for his fortieth birthday, and had insisted he wear it with a blue silk shirt. Roger’s sons liked to sleep in their newly acquired clothes, and he understood their enthusiasm. He would not normally wear a suit for the park, but that evening he was going to a publishing party, and then on to his third date with a woman he had been introduced to at a friend’s house; a woman he liked.
Roger took the boys’ hands and pulled them along.
‘We’d better go to the teahouse,’ he said. ‘I hope I don’t ruin my shoes.’
‘They’re beautiful.’ said Oliver.
Eddie stopped to bend down and rub his father’s loafers. ‘I’ll put my hands over your shoes while you walk,’ he said.
‘That might slow us down a little,’ Roger said. ‘Run for it, mates!’
He picked Eddie up, holding him flat in his arms like a baby, with his muddy boots pointing outwards. The three of them hurried across the darkening park.
The teahouse was a wide, low-ceilinged shed, warm, brightly lit and decorated in the black and white colours and flags of Newcastle United. The coffee was good and they had all the newspapers. The place was crowded but Roger spotted a table and sent Oliver over to sit at it.
Roger recognised the mother of a boy in Eddie’s nursery, as well as several nannies and au pairs, who seemed to congregate in some part of this park on most days. Three or four of them had come to his house with their charges, when he lived with his wife. If they seemed reticent with him, he doubted whether this was because they were young and simple, but rather that they saw him as an employer, as the boss.
He was aware that he was the only man in the teahouse. The men he ran into with children were either younger than him, or older, on their second families. He wished his children were older, and understood more; he should have had them earlier. He’d both enjoyed and wasted the years before they were born; it had been a long, dissatisfied ease.
A girl in the queue turned to him.
‘Thinking again?’ she said.
He recognised her voice but had not brought his glasses.
‘Hello,’ he said at last. He called to Eddie, ‘Hey, it’s Lindy.’ Eddie covered his face with both hands. ‘You remember her giving you a bath and washing your hair.’
‘Hey, cowboy,’ she said.
Lindy had looked after both children when Eddie was born and lived in the house until precipitately deciding to leave. She had told them she wanted to do something else but, instead, had gone to work for a couple nearby.
The last time Roger had run into Lindy, he had overheard her imitating his sons’ accents and laughing. They were ‘posh’. He had been shocked by how early these notions of ‘class’ started.
‘Haven’t seen you for a while,’ she said.
‘I’ve been travelling.’
‘Where to?’
‘Belfast, Cape Town, Sarajevo.’
‘Lovely,’ she said.
‘I’m off to the States next week,’ he said.
‘Doing what?’
‘Lecturing on human rights. On the development of the notion of the individual … of the idea of the separate self.’ He wanted to say something about Shakespeare and Montaigne, as he had been thinking about them, but realised she would refuse to be curious about the subject. ‘And on the idea of human rights in the post-war period. All of that kind of thing. I hope there’s going to be a TV series.’
She said, ‘I came back from the pub and turned on the TV last week, and there you were, criticising some clever book or other. I didn’t understand it.’
‘Right.’
He had always been polite to her, even when he had been unable to wake her up because she had been drinking the previous night. She had seen him unshaven, and in his pyjamas at four in the morning; she had opened doors and found him and his wife abusing one another behind them; she had been at their rented villa in Assisi when his wife tore the cloth from the table with four bowls of pasta on it. She must have heard energetic reconciliations.
‘I hope it goes well,’ she said.
‘Thank you.’
The boys ordered big doughnuts and juice. The juice spilled over the table and the doughnuts were smeared round their mouths. Roger had to hold his cappuccino out in front of him to stop the boys sticking their grimy fingers in the froth and sucking the chocolate from them. To his relief they joined Lindy’s child.
Roger began a conversation with a woman at the next table who had complimented him on his sons. She told him she wanted to write a newspaper article on how difficult some people found it to say ‘No’ to children. You could not charm them, she maintained, as you could people at a cocktail party; they had to know what the limits were. He did not like the idea that she had turned disciplining her child into a manifesto, but he would ask for her phone number before he left. For more than a year he had not gone out socially, fearing that people would see his anguish.
He was extracting his notebook and pen when Lindy called him. He turned round. His sons were at the far end of the teahouse, rolling on top of another, larger, boy, who was wailing, ‘He’s biting me!’
Eddie did bite; he kicked too.
‘Boys!’ Roger called.
He hurried them into their coats again, whispering furiously for them to shut up. He said goodbye to the woman without getting her phone number. He did not want to appear lecherous.
He had always been proud of the idea that he was a good man who treated people fairly. He did not want to impose himself. The world would be a better place if people considered their actions. Perhaps he had put himself on a pedestal. ‘You have a high reputation – with yourself!’ a friend had said. Everyone was entitled to some pride and vanity. However, this whole business with his wife had stripped him of his moral certainties. There was no just or objective way to resolve competing claims: those of freedom – his freedom – to live and develop as he liked, against the right of his family to have his dependable presence. But no amount of conscience or morality would make him go back. He had not missed his wife for a moment.
As they were leaving the park, Eddie tore some daffodils from a flowerbed and stuffed them in his pocket. ‘For Mummy,’ he explained.
The house was a ten-minute walk away. Holding hands, they ran home through the rain. His wife would be back soon, and he would be off.
It was not until he had taken out his key that he remembered his wife had changed the lock last week. What she had done was illegal: he owned the house; but he had laughed at the idea she thought he would intrude, when he wanted to be as far away as possible.
He told the boys they would have to wait. They sheltered in the little porch where water dripped on their heads. The boys soon tired of standing with him and refused to sing the songs he started. They pulled their hoods down and chased one another up and down the path.
It was dark. People were coming home from work.
The next-door neighbour passed by.
‘Locked out?’ he said.
“Fraid so.’
Oliver said, ‘Daddy, why can’t we go in and watch the cartoons?’
‘It’s only me she’s locked out,’ he said. ‘Not you. But you are, of course, with me.’
‘Why has she locked us out?’
‘Why don’t you ask her?’ he said.
His wife confused and frightened him. But he would greet her civilly, send the children into the house and say goodbye. It was, however, difficult to get cabs in the area; impossible at this time and in this weather. It was a twenty-minute walk to the tube station, across a dripping park where alcoholics and junkies gathered under the trees. His shoes, already wet, would be filthy. At the party he would have to try and remove the worst of the mud in the toilet.
After the violence of separation he had expected a diminishment of interest and of loathing, on her part. He himself had survived the worst of it and anticipated a quietness. Kind indifference had come to seem an important blessing. But as well as refusing to divorce him, she sent him lawyers’ letters about the most trivial matters. One letter, he recalled, was entirely about a cheese sandwich he had made for himself when visiting the children. He was ordered to bring his own food in future. He thought of his wife years ago, laughing and putting out her tongue with his semen on it.
‘Hey there,’ she said, coming up the path.
‘Mummy!’ they called.
‘Look at them,’ he said. ‘They’re soaked through.’
‘Oh dear.’
She unlocked the door and the children ran into the hall. She nodded at him. ‘You’re going out.’
‘Sorry?’
‘You’ve got a suit on.’
He stepped into the hall. ‘Yes. A little party.’