She looked left and right, then swivelled her head around to look behind. A young man stood with light flickering on his pallid face. His eyes were open so wide she thought they might pop out (a lovely thought), the round O of his mouth a frozen rictus of horror.
“Just what did you expect? A burlesque dancer?” she said in disgust. After all, he called on her, not the other way around.
“What?” he stammered.
“Hmmph,” Griselda grunted as she pushed herself up out of the grave. She sat on the edge of the pine coffin and looked around. The graveyard looked much the same as it had when they’d buried her. She thought some things must never change.
“Well, what do you want to ask?” she said as pleasantly as possible, though speaking properly without lips and tongue was difficult. Ah, wait. A bit of tongue was still attached to the back of her throat. She coughed and spit out a beetle that had made a comfortable bed against her tonsils. With a bit more tongue, she asked more clearly. “What do you want?”
“I I I...”
“Spit it out. Hee hee,” Griselda cackled at the joke, since she’d just spit out a bug.
The boy cleared his throat and took a deep breath. “Miss, uh, Gypsy, I heard you have to answer the question of whoever digs you up,” the boy began.
“Yes, I do have to answer,” she said, then muttered under her breath, “Stupid curse.”
“I want to know if Emily is my true love.”
“Emily who? Come on, boy, give me some details. I don’t exactly get the daily news down there.”
“Emily LaFleur. She’s my girlfriend, but she’s been going out with Beau Richards. You know, he’s just a jock. He can’t offer...”
“Tut tut tut. Too much information. Let me see if I’ve got this straight. You love the girl and the girl loves the jockey and you want to know if she’s your true love?” Griselda sighed. She wished these young pups would come up with some better questions. What about world peace? What about death, famine, and pestilence?
“The simple answer, my foolish boy, is no. She can hardly be your true love if she’s gallivanting off with a...jockey, did you say? They’re kind of small, aren’t they?”
“Not a jockey. A jock. He plays football.”
“Foot...? I assume that’s some kind of game?”
“Uh, yeah. You don’t know about football?”
Griselda glared at the callow boy until he turned his eyes away. She wasn’t sure whether it was in shame or because she had a bit of pus dripping from her left eye. She’d been dead for more than a hundred years and they expect her to keep up on sports?
“So, she’s not my true love?”
“No, she’s not. Now, pick up that shovel and get me back in the ground. This damp air isn’t good for me.”
The boy set the lantern on the ground and picked up the shovel he’d brought along. Griselda noticed he had cleared away a considerable amount of the dirt covering her before he started rapping on her coffin. That was very kind of him. Most of them just poked a pole down to the coffin lid and expected her to do all the work.
She felt a bit sorry for him. At least he’d gone to some trouble to ask his question of a dead gypsy with a curse on her.
“Uh, can you get back down into the coffin by yourself?”
“A little shy about touching a lady, boy?” Griselda relented at his trembling lips as he tried to form an answer.
“Oh, that’s okay. I’ll get back in myself. First, dig some of the dirt out from inside the box, will you?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
Now, she liked that response. He was showing respect for the dead. Better than most of the yahoos that came to dig her up and ask their stupid questions. Who made up this silly idea about asking the dead questions that they must answer? It certainly wasn’t her idea, Griselda thought. Just because she’d told fortunes using a crystal ball when she was alive, didn’t mean she wanted to continue the practice after death. Still, word got around and the curse had plagued her ever since she died.
The boy shoveled the dirt out of her coffin, giving her a chance to think. She decided to help this boy. Why not? She’d been left to lie for over ten years since the last time someone dug her up. What was that last question? Oh, yes. Who was going to win the World Series? Now, that was a selfish question. At least this boy wanted to find his own true love.
All right, I’ll actually put some thought into this. She strained a bit and moaned for good effect. The boy jumped back at the sound.
“I see a vision. Yes. It’s you. You’re older.” Griselda tried to close her eyes, but the lids had rotted away. She touched her bony hand to her temple to provide some show for the silly boy.
“What do you see?”
“I see you with a dark-haired girl...a beautiful woman. You look very happy. Two children stand by you. Let me think.”
The boy looked at her, hopeful for an answer from the dead, the dead who can tell no lies.
“Yes. I see the dark-haired woman and the two children.” Griselda thought furiously. What could she tell this boy to give him hope?
“You’ll marry and live happily ever after. There. That’s your answer. You won’t marry Emily. Face it, she’s a strumpet, boy.” Griselda winced at the sad look on the boy’s face. She wondered if it was too late to learn some tact. Probably so.
“Thank you, ma’am. I appreciate the answer. Now, if you’ll just, you know, get back in the coffin, I’ll put the dirt back in.”
Griselda started to wiggle down through the broken coffin lid.
“Could you, uh, replace those boards so dirt won’t fall on my face?”
The boy knelt by the grave as Griselda lowered herself back into her coffin. He pulled the splintered boards from the dirt pile and lined them up. As Griselda laid herself back down, he carefully replaced the boards of the lid.
“Thank you,” he said again.
“You’re entirely welcome,” she responded, happy now to have helped the polite boy. The dirt clods plunked on the top of the lid, then the sound became muffled as the grave filled. Griselda quieted her mind, feeling good about herself.
* * *
RAP RAP RAP
“Now what? I just get back to sleep and here they are again.”
Griselda dug herself out of her grave once again. Squinting in the darkness as best she could without eyelids, she saw it was the same boy as before, but older now.
“What’s wrong? Didn’t you find the dark-haired girl and marry her?”
“Yes, I did, and I’m here to register a complaint about your advice.”
“So, what’s wrong? Nice girl, two kids, right?”
“True, but she ran off with the football player and left the kids with me. You didn’t tell me that would happen.”
“Sorry, boy. I only tell what I see. It was up to you to follow through. Maybe you should have married Emily.”
“But...,” the young man stammered.
“None of that. You got your answer. Only one to a customer, you know.” Griselda dropped down into her coffin.
“Now, fill in my grave. That’s a good boy.”
Extraordinary Rendition
Literary Realism
Originally published in The Deepening, then The November 3rd Club
“If you want a serious interrogation, you send a prisoner to Jordan. If you want them to be tortured, you send them to Syria. If you want someone to disappear - never to see them again - you send them to Egypt.” Bob Baer - Former CIA Agent.
* * *
Ahmed swiped off the counter one last time, then looked around the kitchen to make sure everything was cleaned and in its proper place. Satisfied, he left the small diner, locking the door securely. He dropped the garbage bag into the dumpster in the alley and headed quickly to his car parked in the little lot on the street. His was the only car left at two-thirty in the morning. Another long day completed, he was happy to be heading home.
Since leaving Iran with barely the clothes on his
back, he thought he had done well in his adopted home. He did not care for the direction that Iran was headed and had made the difficult decision five years before. With his parents dead and not yet married, he had no one else to worry about. The arduous journey escaping from the land of his birth had taken weeks. He skipped from one country to another until he could seek asylum in a friendlier land.
He wasn’t a political man, but Iran was one of the countries named as an “evil empire,” so getting a special visa was not difficult. It merely took time and money. Fortunately, he had just enough money to complete the process. He was luckier than most, he thought.
At first, he got the job washing dishes at the diner he now owned. The old couple who owned it before him wanted to call it quits. They were happy to sell out at a bargain price to their loyal employee. He had lived cheaply, pinching pennies as the Americans say, and had saved enough for a down payment. Now, he was close to paying the last of what he owed. He began to think about marriage. Several decent young women had cast eyes his way that he had passed as he went to the mosque. He would see the marriage broker soon.
The low voice surprised him just as he’d reached his car. “Keep your mouth shut. Not one sound.”
He couldn’t make out the face on the dark figure, but saw the barrel of the gun pointing at his belly.
Ahmed raised his arms.
“Good, you listen. That’s good for you and me.”
He had heard that mugging was common in the city, so it did not surprise him. He was glad that he’d made the daily deposit earlier, so he had very little money on him. Perhaps, it was enough to satisfy the thief.
“My wallet is in my back pocket,” he said to the mugger.
Instead of an answer, somebody threw a bag over his head from behind. More than one set of hands dragged him from his car and threw him into another vehicle. He thought it a van by the sound of the sliding door. He was too startled to call out.
“What are you doing? Where are you taking me?” This was not a mugging, he thought, but a kidnapping. Why? He was not a rich man whom they could hold for ransom.
No one answered him as the van started to move. He felt a blow to his head, then nothing.
* * *
He woke to the sound of dripping water. Tape wrapped around his chest secured him to a wooden chair. Clenching and unclenching his fingers, he tried to regain some feeling in them. The plastic cuffs that held them so tightly cut off his circulation. Flexing his shoulders, he could feel the bindings pull up on his feet. Trussed like a goat before a butcher. Allah, what have I done to deserve this?
Ahmed heard the door open and the sound of booted feet walking across the room. Without warning, he was jerked upright. Pulled from behind, he felt his arm almost pulled from its socket. The pain was excruciating, but only for a moment.
Still, the unknown figure said nothing. What do they want?
“If you’ll just tell me what you want...” A blunt fist smashed into the side of his head, silencing him. The guard grabbed his tied hands and tightened the cuffs even more. Leaving Ahmed on the floor, the guard left without saying a word.
Ahmed lay on his side in the dark listening. As before, he heard the muted sound of traffic, but no voices or any sound that suggested that people were near. All he could do was wait. He wished he could sleep, get some respite, but the pain and his fear left him awake, straining to hear if his attackers entered the room again.
After what might have been hours, the door slammed open again and the heavy boots crossed the room to where he still lay on his side.
When the sound of the boots stopped near his head, he cringed, waiting for the blow he was sure would come. Instead, a hand lifted the hood from his head. He blinked in the glare of a single lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. The man who had removed his hood stood before Ahmed, but he could not make out his features. He realized that the man was wearing a mask or a dark cloth covering his face.
Ahmed decided to wait for the man to ask a question. Before, his attempt to speak met with a beating; he didn’t want to take that chance again.
Then, a voice spoke in Fârsi, “What is your name?”
“Ahmed. Ahmed Rafael Kalliaf.” Was it something I’ve done, some disgruntled customer I’ve offended?
You are Iranian.” It was a statement not a question, so Ahmed simply nodded his head.
Is that was this was about? His former ties to Iran?
“Who do you report to? How do you transmit information?” the man asked.
“I work at a diner, I do not report to anyone, I do not know what you mean,” he said, but immediately he knew it was not the answer the faceless man wanted.
“You should not lie to me!” The man punched him in the gut to emphasize.
“No, no. It is the truth,” Ahmed cried out.
“Tell us the names of those you work with.”
“I work only in my diner. I don’t work with anybody.” Again, Ahmed knew that the kidnapper would not accept his answer. These men wanted to hear something that he couldn’t tell them. He was lost unless he could give them what they wanted to hear.
He thought frantically. Maybe he could name Abdul? He didn’t like the man. No, no, Allah would most certainly see that as a sin.
He repeated, “I don’t work with anybody.” Another boot slammed his head, and he blacked out.
Sometime later–hours or minutes, he didn’t know–he opened his eyes. With relief at the respite, he attempted to find a more comfortable position. He could not stretch his legs without hurting his arms, or vice versa. He wished he was unconscious again. Then, he realized that someone was in the room behind him.
The man put a rag soaked in something to Ahmed’s mouth. He jerked back as the liquid burned his nose. The man grabbed his head and forced the rag into his face. Ahmed tried to hold his breath, but the man punched him in the stomach, knocking out his wind. He gasped for air, forcing him to breathe in the chemical.
When Ahmed woke again, he found that he was upright, but his feet didn’t touch the floor. They had replaced the hood, so he could not tell whether the floor was a few inches or much more beneath his feet. He hung by his bound arms, but his feet hung free.
Again, the footsteps.
“Why are you doing this?” Ahmed moaned, “I have done nothing.”
“What is your name?” the man said calmly, even pleasantly.
“I have told you. My name is Ahmed Rafael Kalliaf.”
Then the interrogator said, “Too bad, I thought you were going to help us.” Ahmed heard the man’s departing footsteps.
Ahmed screamed after the departing footsteps, “I will tell you anything you want. Just ask me the questions.” He heard only the thud of a door closing.
Ahmed had never felt so afraid in his entire life, even when he was a boy and the Iraqis had bombed the cities. He had hidden in his mother’s arms while shells exploded around them. Even that fear was as nothing compared to what he felt now.
The interrogator came back into the room and said quite calmly, “Shall we try this again?”
“Yes, please take me down.” Ahmed felt as if his arms were being pulled from their sockets.
The man lowered Ahmed to the floor.
“You see, if you cooperate, I’ll help you out. Now, what is your name?”
“Ahmed Rafael Kalliaf,” Ahmed whispered, knowing that this was not the answer the man wanted.
Surprising him, the interrogator asked, “Where were you coming from when we picked you up? What were you doing in that diner?”
“I own the diner. I told you this before. Just check, you’ll see what I say is true,” Ahmed said in misery.
“I thought we were doing so well. I know you. You can’t lie to me.”
The interrogator kicked Ahmed in the groin, stunning him. Ahmed already had tears running from his eyes, but now he began to sob. He knew that he was going to die. This man will kill him no matter what he answered.
He moaned in pain a
nd was rewarded with a kick in his ribs. This doubled him up again and he rolled onto his side, knees pulled up to protect his testicles from another blow. The man left him lying on the floor this time. Ahmed didn’t try to get up. He was now too afraid to move.
A few hours later, they came again. They repeated the process as if a loop of film was being replayed. They asked the same questions, kicked him in the same places as he gave the same answers–the only answers he knew. He did not know how long he could last without naming somebody.
The next time they came, he screamed names, anybody he could think of. This seemed to satisfy them and they left. Ahmed cried from the pain and his sin. He now wished they had just killed him. He was weak, too weak.
He lapsed in and out of consciousness, perhaps even dozed for a while, before he was jerked awake again. Why? He had named people. He had given them what they wanted.
Two men, both larger than he, pulled him to his feet and walked him down a long hallway. They got back into the van and drove for a while. Ahmed was past caring what they did. Were they taking him out into the countryside to kill him? Ahmed didn’t want to know.
When they stopped, the men cut his hands loose and shoved him out the van door.
“Go with Allah,” one said, “we have discovered you are not the Ahmed we wanted.”
He heard the van drive away. Ahmed slowly pulled the hood off his head and found he was lying in the parking lot next to his car, his keys and wallet on the ground. He painfully pulled himself up, using the car’s side mirror. He eased himself into his car and sat for a moment taking shallow breaths. He knew he had broken ribs, but he felt he was a lucky man; they could have killed him. He started the car and drove out into the streets of Cairo.
Jonathan Swift Finds Nemo
Alternate History
Originally published at 5th Story Review.
Jonathan Swift sighed, setting aside his newly published book. It turned out to be wildly popular, the talk of the town. He’d written it as a travel book, but soon realized that he had to protect the Houyhnhnms. So, he changed it to a satire and populated it with thinly-veiled references to the Whigs. That, people would accept, even find amusing.
When he found the Houyhnhnm island, he was, as anyone would be, totally surprised at the discovery of a kind and gentle race of intelligent horses. They had so impressed him that he knew he must tell others. Alas, he had promised to never disclose their location, so he was forced into this fiction using the character Dr. Gulliver as his voice.