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  “What’s up?” I asked Harper.

  “Come with us to downtown Tampa, to the marching band’s first competition of the year!” She announced this with the enthusiasm of a used-car salesman.

  “Mmph. I don’t feel like seeing anybody.”

  “I thought you hated being here with your mom nowadays.”

  I had complained to Harper about this in the last few weeks. But looking back at the house, I said, “I think we’re over the worst of it.”

  “Well, you’re the head cheerleader,” she said. “You’re the student council vice president. You have to support Will and Tia.” She raised her eyebrows behind her glasses. “And I have things to give you, and things to tell you.”

  That did it for me. I’d almost forgotten that my time with mischievous Harper and crazy Tia was drawing to a close. I needed to enjoy every second.

  As soon as we’d set off in her car, she handed me a little satin pouch. “This is for me?” I asked.

  “Yes. From Sawyer’s dad.”

  “Sawyer’s dad. What in God’s name. Is it dangerous?” I dumped the contents of the pouch out onto my lap, then wished I’d been more careful. It was a little glass pelican, carefully handmade, colored like Sawyer’s costume with white feathers and a yellow beak and feet. This one had a tiny red heart on his chest. A red ribbon was looped through the back of the figure to turn it into a necklace.

  “Sawyer brought it over,” Harper said. “His dad made it out of the blue and wanted to tell you he’s sorry about what he said, and sorry you found out.”

  I wasn’t sure how I felt about that, but I put the ribbon over my head and touched the cold pendant. “Sounds like he and Sawyer had a heart-to-heart.”

  “They did.”

  My stomach was beginning to twist. That was all I wanted to hear about Sawyer. I changed the subject. “So, your mom and Tia’s dad are officially dating?”

  “Yes! Well, they’re going out on a date tonight.”

  I asked carefully, “Is that okay with you?”

  “I’ve always liked Mr. Cruz,” she said. “I do not want four sisters. Maybe they’ll just date for a while. And speaking of dating . . .” She glanced in the rearview mirror at Brody, who stretched across the back seat with his earbuds in, snoring softly.

  “Poor thing,” she said. “He got sacked so hard last night. Did you hear it?”

  I shook my head. “I saw it, though. He was airborne. It looked painful.”

  “I heard it from the sidelines. It made me ill.” Then she grinned at me and whispered, “We did it last night!”

  “You did ?” I squeaked.

  “Shhh! Yes. After we took you home, he started to feel really bad. My mom was still hanging out with Tia’s dad, so Brody and I went over to my house. We thought he might start to feel better if he could lie down for a while. We decided we’d better go ahead and have sex in case he died.”

  “That’s . . .” I didn’t have a word for it.

  “A really great excuse to do it,” she finished for me. “He couldn’t move, so I was in control. I think that’s been my problem all along.”

  “You seem happy about it,” I said. Then I laughed at the understatement. She was blushing and glowing.

  “I am happy. He’s so great.” She looked into the mirror again and smiled at the sleeping hulk of him. “For not being the perfect couple, I can’t imagine it working out any more perfectly.”

  She must have suddenly remembered that Sawyer and I were the Perfect Couple That Never Was, in name only. She gave me a guilty look and put her eyes back on the road.

  The parking lot at the stadium where the band contest was being held was littered with cars and buses. Harper cruised until she found our school buses, with our band hanging out the windows. She parked nearby.

  While she was still helping Brody maneuver his damaged body out of her back seat, I popped out of the car and thought I recognized the car next to us. “Quinn and Noah are here,” I mused, peering inside to see if it was really Quinn’s. I was looking for the interchangeable components of his black leather Goth look. What I saw instead was Sawyer’s madras button-down.

  “Sawyer’s here.” Looking up, I recognized him before the words had escaped my mouth. In his mascot costume, he was bouncing along underneath the bus windows, high-fiving the marching band.

  “Hey, pelican,” I heard Tia call, “your girlfriend’s looking for you.”

  Sawyer turned and saw me.

  And least, I thought he did. I still wasn’t sure which part of the bird head he saw from.

  And then he was loping toward me with his wings open.

  I crashed into him. His arms enveloped me. He squeezed me, picked me up, and twirled me in a circle. I never wanted to let him go. But the pelican was always kind to me. Sawyer was less likely to forgive.

  When he finally put me down, I said, “Thank you for the necklace.” I fingered it. “Or, thanks to your dad.”

  He nodded. Whereas this would have been a movement of an inch for anybody else, his beak moved up and down a foot.

  “I’m sorry about last night.”

  He hugged me again.

  “I don’t want you to act like everything’s okay between us in costume, when you’re actually still mad.”

  He shrugged.

  “Well, it matters to me,” I said. “You have a hard time showing me how you feel when you’re not in the costume. I have a hard time showing you how I feel at all. I’d really like us to try again. It took me a while, and a conversation with my dad, and another long while, to figure out that I love you with all my heart.”

  He put his hand over his own heart.

  Then he reached up and tugged upward on his head. The thing was so big that it took a few seconds to pull off. Underneath, his hair was a riot of every shade of blond, and his eyes were bright blue. Looking deep into my eyes, he whispered, “Say that again, when I’m not in costume.”

  “I love you,” I said, “with all my heart.”

  He put his free feathery glove into my hair and kissed me deeply.

  “Wooooooo,” the band on the bus moaned appreciatively, which made us break the kiss. Damn band.

  Investigating, Ms. Nakamoto hung from the pole inside the bus and leaned down the staircase, out the doorway. “Mr. De Luca, Ms. Gordon, this is a school function.”

  “Yes, ma’am,” I called.

  “We’ll get back to this later tonight,” Sawyer told me knowingly. He put his head on.

  Swinging hands, we waited for Brody to limp over, followed by Harper, Noah, and Quinn. As we walked toward the stadium in the orange light of late afternoon, I wondered if we’d be allowed into a band competition with Sawyer dressed as a six-foot bird.

  We would find a way.

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  Heartfelt thanks to my amazing new editor, Sara Sargent; my brilliant literary agent, Laura Bradford; and my critique partner, Victoria Dahl. 2gether 4ever.

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  “YOU MUST BE TIA CRUZ.”

  I glanced up at the guy who’d sat next to me and said this quietly in my ear, in an accent from elsewhere. We were on the crowded back porch with the lights off, but beyond the porch ceiling, the summer night sky was bright with a full moon and a glow from the neon signs at the tourist-trap beaches a few miles south.

  The diffuse light made everybody look better: smoothed out acne, canceled a bad hair day. And I definitely had on my beer goggles. Boys grew more attractive when I was working on my second brew. This guy was the hottest thing I’d seen all summer. He was taller than me by quite a bit—which didn’t happen too often—with dark hair long enough to cling to his T-shirt collar, a long straight nose, and lips that quirked sideways in a smile. But I wasn’t fooled. In the sober light of day, he probably ranked right up there with the eighty-year-old men who wore Speedos to the beach.


  What drew me in despite my misgivings was the diamond stud in his ear. Who knew what he was trying to say with this fashion statement. Unfortunately for me, I was a sucker for a bad boy, and his earring flashed moonlight at me like a homing beacon under a banner that said THIS WAY TO PIRATE.

  I told him, “I might be Tia.” What I meant was, For you, I am Tia. I’ll be anybody you’re looking for. “Who wants to know?”

  “Will Matthews. I just moved here.” We were sitting too close for a proper handshake, but he bent his arm, elbow close to his side, and held out his hand.

  “Really!” I exclaimed as our hands touched. Our small town was stuck in the forgotten northwest corner of Pinellas County, on the very edge of the Tampa Bay metropolitan area. The guidebooks called us a hidden gem because of the artsy downtown, the harbor, and our unspoiled beaches, but the thing about a hidden gem was that it tended to stay hidden. Some tourists came through here. A few newcomers did move here. But most of them were, again, elderly men in banana hammocks. The families who serviced the snowbirds and tourists had lived here forever. My friend Sawyer had shown up only a couple of years before, but even his dad had grown up here. New kids at school were rare. Girls were going to be all over this guy: fresh meat.

  Will pointed toward the house. “I introduced myself to your friends inside. They told me I would find you by the beer.”

  “My friends are a riot.” My best friends, Harper and Kaye, didn’t drink. That was cool with me. I did drink, which was not cool with them. Over the years, though, Harper’s reasoned arguments and Kaye’s hysterical pleas had mellowed into concerned monitoring and snarky jokes.

  This time their witty line wasn’t even correct. I was not by the beer. Along with six or seven other people from school, I was sitting on a bench built into the porch railing, and the cooler was underneath me. Technically I was above the beer. Drinking on Brody Larson’s back porch was standard operating procedure. Most of the houses near downtown were lined up along a grid, backyards touching. When parents unexpectedly came home, interrupting a party, somebody would grab the cooler as we escaped through the palm trees to another daredevil’s house to start over. If this was the first thing Will learned about our town, he was my kind of guy. I reached into the cooler, my braids brushing the porch floor. I fished out a can for myself and handed him the beer he’d come for.

  “Oh.” He took the can and looked at it for a moment. He was expecting, maybe, a better brand of free beer? Then, without opening it, he swiped it across his forehead. “Are you even sweating? Perspiring, I mean.”

  “Why do you want to know whether I’m perspiring, Mr. Matthews?” I made my voice sound sexy just to get a guffaw out of him.

  “Because you look . . .” He glanced down my body, and I enjoyed that very much. “. . . cool,” he finished. “It’s hot as an ahffen out here.”

  I popped open my beer. “A what?”

  “What,” he repeated.

  “You said ‘ahffen.’ What’s an ahffen?”

  “An ahh . . .” He waited for me to nod at this syllable. “Fen.” Suddenly he lost patience with me. Before I could slide away—actually I would have had nowhere to slide, because Brody and his girlfriend Grace were making out right next to me—Will grabbed my wrist and brought my hand to his lips. “Let me sound it out for you. Ahhhffen.” I felt his breath moving across my fingertips.

  “Oh, an oven!” I giggled. “You’re kidding, right? It’s ten o’clock at night.”

  He let my hand go, which was not what I’d wanted at all. “I’ve been here one whole day, and I’ve already gotten my fill of people making fun of the way I talk, thanks.” He sounded halfway serious.

  “Poor baby! I wasn’t making fun of you. I was just trying to figure out what an ahffen was.” I elbowed him gently in the ribs.

  He still didn’t smile. That was okay. I liked brooding pirates. I asked him, “Who made fun of you?”

  “Some jerk waiting tables at the grill where my family ate tonight. We can’t cook at home yet. Most of the furniture showed up, but apparently the refrigerator got off-loaded in Ohio.”

  “Uh-oh. Was that all you lost, or did the moving company also misplace your microwave in Wisconsin and your coffeemaker in the Mississippi River?”

  “Funny.” Now he was grinning at me.

  Warm fuzzies crept across my skin. I loved making people laugh. Making a hot guy laugh was my nirvana.

  He went on, “I’m sure we’ll find out what else we’re missing when we need it. Anyway, the waiter at the restaurant seemed cool at first. I think both my little sisters fell in love with him. He told me I should come to this party and meet some people. Then he started in on my Minnesota accent and wouldn’t let go.” Will pronounced it “Minnesoooda,” which cried out for imitation. Plenty of people around here talked like that, but they were retirees from Canada. I decided I’d better let it drop.

  “Was this grill the Crab Lab downtown?” I pointed in the direction of the town square, which boasted said restaurant where I’d worked until yesterday, the antiques store where I still worked (or tried not to), the salon where my sister Izzy cut hair, and Harper’s mom’s bed and breakfast. The business district was rounded out by enough retro cafés and kitschy gift shops that visitors were fooled into thinking our town was like something out of a 1950s postcard—until they strolled by the gay burlesque club.

  “Yeah,” Will said. “We had misgivings about a place called the Crab Lab, like there would be formaldehyde involved. If there was, we couldn’t taste it.”

  “The Crab Lab may sound unappetizing, but it’s an unwritten rule that names of stores in a tourist town have to alliterate or rhyme. What else are you going to call a seafood joint? Lobster Mobster? Hey, that’s actually pretty good.” I doubled over, cracking up at my own joke. “The slogan would be, ‘We’ll break your legs.’ Get it? Because you crack open lobster legs? No, wait, that’s crab.”

  He watched me with a bemused smile, as if waiting for me to pull a prescription bottle out of my purse and announce that I’d missed my meds.

  I tried again. “Calamari . . . Cash and Carry? I set myself up badly there. Okay, so Crab Lab is a stupid name. I’m pretty attached to the place, though.”

  “Do you eat there a lot?”

  “You could say that. I just quit serving there. Did this jerk who was making fun of you happen to have white-blond hair?”

  “That’s him.”

  “That’s Sawyer,” I said. “Don’t take it personally. He would pick on a newborn baby if he could think of a good enough joke. You’ll be seeing lots more of Sawyer when school starts.”

  “The way my summer’s been going, that doesn’t surprise me at all.” Will stared at the beer can in his hand. He took a breath to say something else.

  Just then the marching band drum major, DeMarcus, arrived to a chorus of “Heeeey!” from everybody on the porch. He’d spent the past month with his grandparents in New York. A few of us gave Angelica, the majorette DeMarcus was leading by the hand, a less enthusiastic “Hey.” The lukewarm greeting probably wasn’t fair. It’s just that we remembered what a tattletale she’d been in ninth grade. She’d probably changed, but nobody gave her the benefit of the doubt. As she walked through, some people turned their heads away as if they thought she might jot down their names and report back to their parents.

  I stood as DeMarcus spread his arms to hug me. He said, “Harper told me you were back here sitting on the beer. I’m like, ‘Are you sure? Tia is in charge of something? That’s a first.’ But I guess since it’s beer, it’s fitting.”

  “Those New Yorkers really honed your sense of humor.” I sat down to pull out a can for him. Obviously it hadn’t occurred to him that, unless a miracle saved me, I was drum captain. Starting tomorrow, the first day of band camp, I would be in charge of one of the largest sections and (in our own opinion) the most important section of the band. I’d spent the whole summer pretending that my doomsday of responsibility wasn’t go
ing to happen. I had one night left to live in that fantasy world.

  As I handed the beer up to DeMarcus, Angelica asked close to his shoulder, “Do you have to?”

  “One,” he promised her. “I just spent ten hours in the airport with my mother.”

  Will chuckled at that. I thought maybe I should introduce him to DeMarcus. But I doubted my edgy pirate wanted to meet my band geek friend. Will made no move to introduce himself.

  As DeMarcus opened his beer and took a sip, I noticed old Angelica giving Will the eye. Oh, no, girlfriend. I lasered her with an exaggerated glare so scary that she actually startled and stepped backward when she saw me. I bit my lip to keep from laughing.

  With a glance at Will, DeMarcus asked me, “Where’s Sawyer?”

  Damn it! Sawyer and I hung out a lot, but we weren’t dating. I didn’t want to give Will the impression that I was taken. “Sawyer’s working,” I told DeMarcus dismissively. “He’s coming later.”

  “I’m sure I’ll hear him when he gets here,” DeMarcus said. True. Sawyer often brought the boisterous college dropout waiters he’d already gotten drunk with on the back porch of the Crab Lab. Or firecrackers. Or both.

  As DeMarcus moved along the bench to say hi to everybody else, with Angelica in tow, Will spoke in my ear. “Sounds like you know Sawyer pretty well. Is he your boyfriend?”

  “Um.” My relationship with Sawyer was more like the friendship you’d fall into when there was nobody more interesting in prison. Everybody at school knew he wasn’t my boyfriend. We tended to stick together at parties because we were the first ones to get there and the last ones to leave. I wasn’t sure how to explain this to an outsider without sounding like a drunk floozy . . . because, to be honest, I was something of a drunk floozy. Not that this had bothered me until I pictured myself sharing that information with a handsome stranger.