Sir Charles was certainly showing signs of strain, Mr Franklin reflected. He was sitting beside Mrs Keppel, smiling mechanically as she talked, but every few seconds his eye would stray towards the King, who had finished his soup and was studying the empty plate with deep melancholy, crumbling a roll. Sir Charles bit his lip and turned back to Mrs Keppel, but by now she was talking to a slight, vacant-looking man across the table.
'That's Jinks Smith, the royal whipping-boy,' murmured Peggy in answer to Mr Franklin's inquiry. 'And beside father is Lady Topping, and then Lord Arlesdon, who'll be a duke some day and is supposed to be a prize catch, and then that distinguished American - what's his name? Franklin, of course - and then Miss Peggy Clayton, who is going mad trying to catch the butler's eye - oh, thank goodness he's noticed, so with any luck we'll get the pate before midnight. Then the Marquis de Soveral you know, and Halford, who's the King's equerry, and Mrs Jensen, and Ponsonby, and Smith, and Viscountess Dalston. Cosy, isn't it? The seating is all wrong - that'll be another fault, no doubt -far too few ladies, and several distinguished gentlemen are not dining - do you know why? Simply because there wasn't room - so the Honourable George Keppel for one isn't here, nor Lord Dalston, and if it weren't for Daddy's sake I wouldn't be either. It ... it makes one feel so small - knowing that things aren't up to scratch, and that Halford and Ponsonby will be looking at each other later and sighing ever so wearily.' Peggy stabbed moodily at her pate as though it, too, had sighed. 'Arthur's well out of it - lucky dog. He and the others will be having a jolly good time in the nursery.' She sighed. 'Oh, who cares?'
Mr Franklin was not certain whether to take these confidences as a compliment or not; he guessed she would have gone to the stake rather than make them to one of her English acquaintances, but presumably he, not being of that charmed circle, and therefore unimportant, was a suitable recipient. But he could guess that for all her pretended indifference, the strain of preparing for the King's visit, of minor crises about ginger biscuits and ptarmigan, of anxiety about being thought 'not up to scratch', of imagining arch looks and raised eyebrows, must be considerable even on this self-confident young beauty; it all mattered, in her world.
'I'm sorry your brother isn't here,' he said. 'Perhaps I'll see him later on, though?'
Peggy giggled. 'He'll probably want to fight you again, if you do. I think he was awfully disappointed that you wouldn't square up to him this afternoon.'
'I can imagine. And I'd guess he's a pretty useful scrapper, too.'
'Oh, he was Universities Heavy-weight Champion - before he went to Sandhurst.' She smiled mischievously. 'So perhaps it's just as well you didn't take him on.'
But Mr Franklin was not to be drawn. 'Yes, just as well, I guess.
For one thing, he seems like a nice fellow. And I make it a rule never to fight a nice fellow in front of his sister.'
'Why ever not?'
'Well, if he beats you, she won't admire you - and if you beat him, she won't like you.'
But Peggy was not to be drawn either. She smiled and sipped her white wine. 'I take it your rule applies only with brothers and sisters. If it had been Frank Lacy?'
'Who? Oh, "milord", the polite one. No, I guess I wouldn't have minded too much if he'd become violent - for a moment this afternoon I thought he was going to.'
'You mean you hoped he was going to. I was watching, remember - do you know, Jarvie said you looked ready to do murder?' She laughed cheerfully. 'Were you?'
'Not quite.' He glanced round the table. 'Where is he, by the way? - he looked like the kind who would get fitted in somehow.'
'Oh, he was - until the King invited you to dinner. You're occupying his place, you know.' She eyed him with amusement. 'He wasn't very pleased, I can tell you.'
Mr Franklin studied her thoughtfully. 'No, he wouldn't be. Would this be ... his usual place?'
'He thinks it ought to be,' said Peggy carelessly. 'And what Frank thinks ought to be well, ought to be, you know.' She shrugged. 'I don't mind in the least, I may say. Do him good to have his nose out of joint for a change - Frank thinks he owns the earth, as well as half the county.'
'I see.' Mr Franklin nodded pensively, and found himself glancing across at Sir Charles. 'Not two beans to rub together,' Thornhill had said, and it was confirmed by what he had seen. Good-looking daughter, wealthy young landowner showing interest - uh-huh. No wonder Sir Charles's enforced invitation had been chilly. But his daughter didn't seem to mind; Mr Franklin imagined that she was not the kind to be a dutiful child unless it suited her, or that she would find a nature like Lord Lacy's to be entirely to her taste. He turned to look at her; she was catching the butler's eye, and fish was coming to replace the pate. She met Mr Franklin's look and sighed.
'Let us pray for the success of poached salmon,' she said solemnly. 'Cook wanted trout, but I overruled her, and it would be just like her to ruin it. Oh, well, if Kingie doesn't like it, he doesn't like it, and that's that.'
Mr Franklin considered his fish, and took a sip of his wine. 'You don't care for entertaining too much?'
'Not this sort - well, who would? It's like having a particularly bad-tempered baby on one's hands. Oh, I know he can be jolly enough, but he sulks so much, and shows how bored he is, and the people who traipse about after him are the giddy limit. Mrs Keppel's a darling, and the Marquis is a pet. ..'She turned to Soveral and said: 'I'm just telling Mr Franklin how divvy you are, marquis. Aren't you flattered?'
Soveral laughed and bowed. 'Alas, I am far too fierce-looking, and far too grown-up to be "divvy" any longer, Miss Peggy. Don't you agree, Mr Franklin?'
'I might if I knew what divvy meant,' said Mr Franklin, and was promptly informed by his hostess that it was short for divine. 'I don't know what we'd do without the Marquis and La Keppel, anyway,' Peggy went on. 'But isn't it ghastly, so many people having to kow-tow and scrape and butter up, just to keep one odious old man from being thoroughly ill-natured all the time?'
Mr Franklin stole a glance at the table, but everyone was talking animatedly, presumably to compensate for the royal silence, and Peggy's indiscretions went unheard. 'Well, he doesn't seem too bad, you know,' he said. 'I guess when I'm his age I'll be pretty cranky, too.' Privately, he thought on short acquaintance that his majesty had probably had too much of his own way all his life, but no doubt that went with kingship, he decided. The King, after a mouthful of his fish, had laid down his fork and was muttering to Mrs Keppel, who preserved her bland smile in the face of what was obviously a royal complaint.
'Wait till he's had the ptarmigan pie, and he'll wish he'd eaten his fish,' remarked Peggy. 'Did you ever see anything so disagreeable? I mean, honestly, even if the fish is rotten, would you sit mumping like that if you had Alice beside you, positively slaving to cheer you up?'
'I hope not. I'd try not to, anyway.'
'I think she's a gorgeous creature,' said Peggy, looking across the table. 'And one of those lucky people who are even nicer than they look.'
He smiled at her. 'You don't need to be jealous, you know. She's not the prettiest girl in this room.'
'Oh, come off it!' Peggy glanced at him sidelong, and her mouth took on the tiny sneer which he had noticed in the hall, but she looked pleased nonetheless. 'Every woman would be jealous of looking like
that, including yours truly. Anyway, look where it's got her.'
'Is that such a happy position? I wonder what Mr Keppel thinks about it.'
She turned to stare at him, and the little sneer seemed to him even more marked; at that, he decided, that angel face was still something that Mrs Keppel, for all her beauty, might have envied.
'Don't tell me you're shocked? A Puritan Uncle Sam? Really!' She shrugged. 'Well, I suppose he feels quite honoured, don't you?'
'I can't imagine it. Can't see that any man would be. In fact, I feel sorry for him. And for Mrs Keppel. Don't you? I mean, would. ..' He realised what he had been going to say, and stopped. 'I beg your pardon. I ... '
'You
were going to say, "would I, if I were Mrs Keppel", weren't you?' He was slightly shocked to see that she was regarding him with amusement. She glanced across the table. 'It's a dreadful thought. Still, if I were her age, I suppose I might. I don't know.'
Mr Franklin felt decidedly uncomfortable. He was far from being a prude, by his own lights, but that had nothing to do with it. What he disliked was what seemed to him a deliberate display of cynicism, assumed by this lovely young woman presumably because it was the smart, advanced thing to do; it was so much part of the hard, artificial atmosphere which he could feel round that dinner-table, and it annoyed him quite unreasonably. How old was she? Nineteen, perhaps twenty, and she was trying to pretend that she held the views and values of the women who made up the royal circle - well, he didn't know what they were like, but he could guess. Peggy was so obviously not their sort, and he felt somehow demeaned that she should try to convince him that she was. Still, she was young, and no doubt it was natural enough that she should want to appear worldly; it couldn't be easy for a young girl, having to play hostess to the smartest set in the world for a week-end. Mr Franklin began to eat his ptarmigan pie. It was awful, and automatically he glanced towards the King, to see how it was being received there. Sure enough, his majesty was looking displeased; his pie was untouched, and he was staring round the table, frowning.
'Thirteen,' said the King suddenly; he said it loudly, and everyone stopped talking. 'Thirteen,' he repeated, and then to Mrs Keppel: 'Alice, there are thirteen of us at dinner.'
'Oh, dear,' said Mrs Keppel brightly. 'I never noticed. Well...'
The King muttered irritably, picked up his fork, glared at his ptarmigan pie, put down his fork, and pulled his napkin away fretfully. 'I don't like having thirteen at dinner,' he exclaimed petulantly. 'Don't people know that?'
There was dead silence round the table, broken by a sharp clatter as one of the servants at the buffet dropped a spoon. Everyone was looking at the table-cloth, except for Sir Charles, who was gazing in consternation at his daughter. Mr Franklin raised his glass and stole a sidelong glance at her; she was looking straight ahead, her face pale. Mr Franklin was beginning to wonder if he had heard right; was the King seriously objecting because the guests made up an unlucky number? Evidently he was, for Mrs Keppel suddenly said, looking across at Peggy:
'Perhaps we could have another place set, my dear? If your brother would join us? Then we should be fourteen, and . . .' She made a gesture that combined apology, appeal, and whimsicality all in one, but the King was growling beside her, apparently indicating that his dinner was spoiled.
'Oh, stop it, Alice. It doesn't matter.'
'Oh, but it does! I feel ever so uncomfortable myself when there are thirteen.'
'Unlucky,' said one of the men helpfully. 'Thirteen.'
'I'll send for Arthur,' Peggy was beginning, and Mr Franklin could hear the trembling snap in her voice; careful, King, he thought, or you're liable to get a plateful of ptarmigan pie where you won't like it. He suddenly wanted to laugh aloud; it was too foolish for words, but although there was a variety of expressions on the faces round the table, astonishment was not among them. Sir Charles, who had been so cool and precise and assured this afternoon, was literally pulling at his collar, and preparing to get to his feet, but he was forestalled from an unexpected quarter.
The insignificant-looking' Smith was rising. 'No, no, not necessary; I've a much better idea.' He bowed towards the King. 'With your permission, sir, I'll take my dinner over there, on that corner table. Then there'll only be twelve, what?'
'Shall I join you, Jinks?' said Soveral quickly, and Mrs Keppel, laughing, cried: 'No, no, Jinks, it's too silly!' but Smith was on his feet, beckoning one of the servants, telling him to mind and not spill his glass, indicating the corner table, and people were laughing as though at some excellent joke. Mr Franklin sat stupefied, watching Smith bustling about, directing the servants, until they had transferred his place to the small table by the buffet, and he had seated himself, pulling comical faces, holding his knife and fork like a caricature of a hungry small boy, and then waving to Peggy and calling: 'Toodle-oo, old thing! It's ever so jolly over here!'
The King had slewed round in his chair to look at him. 'Jinks,' he said, 'you're an ass.'
'Of course, sir!' cried Smith. `Here, where's my ptarmigan pie?'
'You can have mine, if you like,' said the King, and taking up his plate he placed it on the floor beside his chair.. 'Come on, Fido!' he snapped his fingers. 'Come, boy! There's a good doggie!'
Smith said 'Woof! woof!', and Mr Franklin almost expected him to drop on all fours and crawl across the floor, but at that moment the King turned back to the table. He was laughing, and of course the table was laughing, too, including Peggy. Mr Franklin suddenly realised that his own features were twisted into an expression of mirth - he hurriedly took a drink, and plunged into conversation with Lord Arlesdon. What he said, he had no idea, but it occurred to him later that his lordship was almost certainly not listening. What Mr Franklin was thinking was, I don't believe this, but I know it's happening. Presently he took stock of the table again; the flow of conversation had resumed, the King was actually eating heartily and talking loudly to Mrs Keppel while he shovelled away at his plate, Peggy was laughing at something that Soveral was saying - and over by the buffet Smith was clamouring for another helping, and being treated to various sallies from the male guests on that side of the table. Mr Franklin continued his meal, determined not to meet anyone's eye.
'You see what I mean?' murmured Peggy quietly. 'Do you know what I think I should do, if it weren't for Daddy? I think,' she went on dreamily, 'that when the ices came I should take one and smear it all over his fat, ugly, piggy, nasty little face. Wouldn't that be splendid?'
'Don't they put you in the Tower for that sort of thing?' wondered Mr Franklin.
'They put you on the front page of the Express,' said Peggy. 'Ah, well, daydreams, daydreams. However, he seems happy enough for the moment, the old beast.' The King's deep laugh boomed across the table, and a moment later Peggy was laughing animatedly with Mrs Keppel, and calling across a gay inquiry to the distant Smith - a fatuity about his not wanting an ice since he was dining in Siberia, which provoked a royal chuckle.
His majesty was equally affable when the time came for the ladies to rise, bowing to Peggy as they withdrew and complimenting her on a capital dinner, absolutely capital; she in turn bestowed on him a dazzling smile and curtsied magnificently in the doorway with a rustle of skirts and a gleam of white shoulders and bosom as she sank beneath the approving monarchial eye. As the door closed the gentlemen moved in to those seats nearest the King's, Mr Franklin making haste to follow. But when Smith would have joined them, he was waved away by the royal hand.
'No, no, Fido; dirty little doggies don't sit round for their port. Here, come to heel - come on, there's a good boy.' He took up a decanter and saucer, turning his chair and stooping with difficulty to fill the saucer at his feet. `Now then, Fido,' the King beckoned with the cigar which Ponsonby had lit for him, while the others crowded round his chair, 'come and get drinkies, there's a good dog! Come on!'
Smith dropped obediently on all fours, and scuttled across the carpet making joyful barking noises. As he began to lap up the port, his face in the saucer, the King gravely tilted the decanter and poured its contents over the courtier's head. There were roars of laughter as Smith shook himself like a retriever, splashing port broadcast, the King crying' out in disgust and protesting boisterously that he was a dirty dog, and not fit to be in a gentleman's dining-room. Then, good humour at its height, Soveral chuckling genially while his dark eyes strayed watchfully, Sir Charles wearing a fixed grin, and the rest chortling loudly at Smith's discomfiture, they settled down to their cigars and conversation. Smith was permitted to take a seat, amidst much boorish banter and shoving, and was soon deep in animated talk with his neighbour, oblivious of the sticky, plastered condition of his hair, and the wine wh
ich continued to trickle down his face on to his soaked shirt-front. Mr Franklin contemplated the wine-sodden figure, the pallid face, and the nervous, unnaturally bright eyes which occasionally met his own only to slide quickly away - and wondered.
They were not long over their port. The banalities of conversation soon bored even the King, who presently heaved himself up and led the way to the drawing-room, where the ladies were assembled. Here his majesty took a fresh cigar, coughed resoundingly and announced: `Bridge. All right, Soveral? And let's see - Alice, are you ready? That's three - ' and as he surveyed the company Mr Franklin was conscious of a tremor in his stomach. With luck one of the others ... 'No, no, Halford, I haven't forgotten - you trumped my queen last week. Where's our American friend? Ah, there you are, Franklin - come on!'
He stumped across to the card-table in the alcove where packs and pads were already laid out; Mr Franklin preserved an unmoved countenance, despite a grimace and commiserating wave from Peggy across the room, and followed. As he pulled out a chair for Mrs Keppel, and Soveral moved to join them, the King flicked over the top four cards -'Alice, Soveral, Franklin, and the head that wears a crown - uneasily, too, since I've got you as partner, Alice. Come along, then - England versus the United States and Portugal, what? Stakes - no, none of your two penny whist stakes, Soveral-' he nudged the Marquis ostentatiously -'heavens, your partner's a silver millionaire, and you can pay up out of diplomatic funds! Shilling a point, eh?' He beamed genially over his cigar while Mrs Keppel cut and Soveral dealt, and the game began.