“Junk turns you on vegetable—It’s green, see?—A green fix should last a long time.”
We checked out of the clinic and rented a house and Doc starts cooking up this green junk and the basement was full of tanks smelled like a compost heap of junkies—So finally he draws off this heavy green fluid and loads it into a hypo big as a bicycle pump—
“Now we must find a worthy vessel,” he said and we flush out this old goof ball artist and told him it was pure Chinese H from The Ling Dynasty and Doc shoots the whole pint of green right into the main line and the Yellow Jacket turns fibrous grey green and withered up like an old turnip and I said: “I’m getting out of here, me,” and Doc said: “An unworthy vessel obviously—So I have now decided that junk is not green but blue.”
So he buys a lot of tubes and globes and they are flickering in the basement this battery of tubes metal vapor and quicksilver and pulsing blue spheres and a smell of ozone and a little high-fi blue note fixed you right to metal this junk note tinkling through your crystals and a heavy blue silence fell klunk—and all the words turned to cold liquid metal and ran off you man just fixed there in a cool blue mist of vaporized bank notes—We found out later that the metal junkies were all radioactive and subject to explode if two of them came into contact—At this point in our researches we intersected The Nova Police—
Chinese Laundry
CHINESE LAUNDRY
When young Sutherland asked me to procure him a commission with the nova police, I jokingly answered: “Bring in Winkhorst, technician and chemist for The Lazarus Pharmaceutical Company, and we will discuss the matter.”
“Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?”
“No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation.”
I was thinking of course that he knew nothing of the methods by which such people are brought in for interrogation—It is a precision operation—First we send out a series of agents—(usually in the guise of journalists)—to contact Winkhorst and expose him to a battery of stimulus units—The contact agents talk and record the response on all levels to the word units while a photographer takes pictures—This material is passed along to The Art Department—Writers write “Winkhorst,” painters paint “Winkhorst,” a method actor becomes “Winkhorst,” and then “Winkhorst” will answer our questions—The processing of Winkhorst was already under way—
Some days later there was a knock at my door—Young Sutherland was standing there and next to him a man with coat collar turned up so only the eyes were visible spitting indignant protest—I noticed that the overcoat sleeves were empty.
“I have him in a strait jacket,” said Sutherland propelling the man into my room—“This is Winkhorst.”
I saw that the collar was turned up to conceal a gag—“But—You misunderstood me—Not on this level—I mean really—”
“You said bring in Winkhorst didn’t you?”
I was thinking fast: “All right—Take off the gag and the strait jacket.”
“But he’ll scream the fuzz in—”
“No he won’t.”
As he removed the strait jacket I was reminded of an old dream picture—This process is known as retroactive dreaming—Performed with precision and authority becomes accomplished fact—If Winkhorst did start screaming no one would hear him—Far side of the world’s mirror moving into my past—Wall of glass you know—Winkhorst made no attempt to scream—Iron cool he sat down—I asked Sutherland to leave us promising to put his application through channels—
“I have come to ask settlement for a laundry bill,” Winkhorst said.
“What laundry do you represent?”
“The Chinese laundry.”
“The bill will be paid through channels—As you know nothing is more complicated and time consuming than processing requisition orders for so-called ‘personal expenses’—And you know also that it is strictly forbidden to offer currency in settlement.”
“I was empowered to ask a settlement—Beyond that I know nothing—And now may I ask why I have been summoned?”
“Let’s not say summoned—Let us just say invited—It’s more humane that way you see—Actually we are taking an opinion poll in regard to someone with whom I believe you have a long and close association, namely Mr. Winkhorst of The Lazarus Pharmaceutical Company—We are interviewing friends, relatives, co-workers to predict his chances for reelection as captain of the chemical executive softball team—You must of course realize the importance of this matter in view of the company motto ‘Always play soft ball’ is it not?—Now just to give the interview life let us pretend that you are yourself Winkhorst and I will put the questions directly ketch?—Very well Mr. Winkhorst, let’s not waste time—We know that you are the chemist responsible for synthesizing the new hallucinogen drugs many of which have not yet been released even for experimental purposes—We know also that you have effected certain molecular alterations in the known hallucinogens that are being freely distributed in many quarters—Precisely how are these alterations effected?—Please do not be deterred from making a complete statement by my obvious lack of technical knowledge—That is not my job—Your answers will be recorded and turned over to the Technical Department for processing.”
“The process is known as stress deformation—It is done or was done with a cyclotron—For example the mescaline molecule is exposed to cyclotron stress so that the energy field is deformed and some molecules are activated on fissionable level—Mescaline so processed will be liable to produce, in the human subject—(known as ‘canine preparations’)—uh unpleasant and dangerous symptoms and in particular ‘the heat syndrome’ which is a reflection of nuclear fission—Subjects complain they are on fire, confined in a suffocating furnace, white hot bees swarming in the body—The hot bees are of course the deformed mescaline molecules—I am putting it simply of course—”
“There are other procedures?”
“Of course but always it is a question of deformation or association on a molecular level—Another procedure consists in exposing the mescaline molecule to certain virus cultures—The virus as you know is a very small particle and can be precisely associated on molecular chains—This association gives an additional tune-in with anybody who has suffered from a virus infection such as hepatitis for example—Much easier to produce the heat syndrome in such a preparation.”
“Can this process be reversed? That is can you decontaminate a compound once the deformation has been effected?”
“Not so easy—It would be simpler to recall our stock from the distributors and replace it.”
“And now I would like to ask you if there could be benign associations—Could you for example associate mescaline with apomorphine on a molecular level?”
“First we would have to synthesize the apomorphine formulae—As you know it is forbidden to do this.”
“And for very good reason is it not, Winkhorst?”
“Yes—Apomorphine combats parasite invasion by stimulating the regulatory centers to normalize metabolism—A powerful variation of this drug could deactivate all verbal units and blanket the earth in silence, disconnecting the entire heat syndrome.”
“You could do this, Mr. Winkhorst?”
“It would not be easy—certain technical details and so little time—” He held up his thumb and forefinger a quarter inch apart.
“Difficult but not impossible, Mr. Winkhorst?”
“Of course not—If I receive the order—This is unlikely in view of certain facts known to both of us.”
“You refer to the scheduled nova date?”
“Of course.”
“You are convinced that this is inevitable, Mr. Winkhorst?”
“I have seen the formulae—I do not believe in miracles.”
“Of what do these formulae consist, Mr. Winkhorst?”
“It
is a question of disposal—What is known as Uranium and this applies to all such raw material is actually a form of excrement—The disposal problem of radioactive waste in any time universe is ultimately insoluble.”
“But if we disintegrate verbal units, that is vaporize the containers, then the explosion could not take place in effect would never have existed—”
“Perhaps—I am a chemist not a prophet—It is considered axiomatic that the nova formulae can not be broken, that the process is irreversible once set in motion—All energy and appropriations is now being channeled into escape plans—If you are interested I am empowered to make an offer of evacuation—on a time level of course.”
“And in return?”
“You will simply send back a report that there is no evidence of nova activity on planet earth.”
“What you are offering me is a precarious aqualung existence in somebody else’s stale movie—Such people made a wide U turn back to the ’20s—Besides the whole thing is ridiculous—Like I send back word from Mercury:: ‘The climate is cool and bracing—The natives are soo friendly’—or ‘On Uranus one is conscious of a lightness in the limbs and an exhilarating sense of freedom’—So Doctor Benway snapped, ‘You will simply send back spitting notice on your dirty nova activity—It is ridiculous like when the egg cracks the climate is cool and bracing’—or ‘Uranus is mushrooming freedom’—This is the old splintered pink carnival 1917—Sad little irrigation ditch—Where else if they have date twisting paralyzed in the blue movies?—You are offering me aqualung scraps—precarious flesh—soiled movie, rag on cock—Intestinal street boy smells through the outhouse.’”
“I am empowered to make the offer not assess its validity.”
“The offer is declined—The so-called officers on this planet have panicked and are rushing the first life boat in drag—Such behavior is unbecoming an officer and these people have been relieved of a command they evidently experienced as an intolerable burden in any case—In all my experience as a police officer I have never seen such a downright stupid conspiracy—The nova mob operating here are stumble bums who couldn’t even crash our police line-up anywhere else—”
This is the old needling technique to lure a criminal out into the open—Three thousand years with the force and it still works—Winkhorst was fading out in hot spirals of the crab nebula—I experienced a moment of panic—walked slowly to the tape recorder—
“Now if you would be so kind, Mr. Winkhorst, I would like you to listen to this music and give me your reaction—We are using it in a commercial on the apomorphine program—Now if you would listen to this music and give me advantage—We are thinking of sullen street boy for this spot—”
I put on some Gnaoua drum music and turned around both guns blazing—Silver needles under tons focus come level on average had opened up still as good as he used to be pounding stabbing to the drum beats—The scorpion controller was on screen blue eyes white hot spitting from the molten core of a planet where lead melts at noon, his body half concealed by the portico of a Mayan temple—A stink of torture chambers and burning flesh filled the room—Prisoners staked out under the white hot skies of Minraud eaten alive by metal ants—I kept distance surrounding him with pounding stabbing light blasts seventy tons to the square inch—The orders loud and clear now: “Blast—Pound—Strafe—Stab—Kill”—The screen opened out—I could see Mayan codices and Egyptian hieroglyphs—Prisoners screaming in the ovens broken down to insect forms—Life-sized portrait of a pantless corpse hanged to a telegraph pole ejaculating under a white hot sky—Stink of torture when the egg cracks—always to insect forms—Staked out spines gathering mushroom ants—Eyes pop out naked hanged to a telegraph pole of adolescent image—
The music shifted to Pan Pipes and I moved away to remote mountain villages where blue mist swirled through the slate houses—Place of the vine people under eternal moonlight—Pressure removed—Seventy tons to the square inch suddenly moved out—From a calm grey distance I saw the scorpion controller explode in the low pressure area—Great winds whipping across a black plain scattered the codices and hieroglyphs to rubbish heaps of the earth—(A Mexican boy whistling Mambo, drops his pants by a mud wall and wipes his ass with a page from the Madrid codex)—Place of the dust people who live in sand storms riding the wind—Wind wind wind through dusty offices and archives—Wind through the board rooms and torture banks of time—
(“A great calm shrouds the green place of the vine people.”)
INFLEXIBLE AUTHORITY
When I handed in my report to The District Supervisor he read it through with a narrow smile—“They have distracted you with a war film and given false information as usual—You are inexperienced of course—Totally green troops in the area—However your unauthorized action will enable us to cut some corners—Now come along and we will get the real facts—”
The police patrol pounded into the home office of Lazarus & Co—
“And now Mr. Winkhorst and you gentlemen of the board, let’s have the real story and quickly or would you rather talk to the partisans?”
“You dumb hicks.”
“The information and quickly—We have no time to waste with such as you.”
The D.S. stood there translucent silver sending a solid blast of inflexible authority.
“All right—We’ll talk—The cyclotron processes image—It’s the microfilm principle—smaller and smaller, more and more images in less space pounded down under the cyclotron to crystal image meal—We can take the whole fucking planet out that way up our ass in a finger stall—Image of both of us good as he used to be—A stall you dig—Just old showmen packing our ermines you might say—”
“Enough of that show—Continue please with your statement.”
“Sure, sure, but you see now why we had to laugh till we pissed watching those dumb rubes playing around with photomontage—Like charging a regiment of tanks with a defective slingshot.”
“For the last time out of me—Continue with your statement.”
“Sure, sure, but you see now why we had such lookout on these dumb rubes playing around with a splintered carnival—Charging a regiment of tanks with a defective sanitarium 1917—Never could keep his gas—Just an old trouper is all”—(He goes into a song and dance routine dancing off stage—An 1890 cop picks him up in the wings and brings back a ventriloquist dummy.)
“This, gentlemen, is a death dwarf—As you can see manipulated by remote control—Compliments of Mr. & Mrs. D.”
“Give me a shot,” says the dwarf. “And I’ll tell you something interesting.”
Hydraulic metal hands proffer a tray of phosphorescent meal yellow brown in color like pulverized amber—The dwarf takes out a hypo from a silver case and shoots a pinch of the meal in the main line.
“Images—millions of images—That’s what I eat—Cyclotron shit—Ever try kicking that habit with apomorphine?—Now I got all the images of sex acts and torture ever took place anywhere and I can just blast it out and control you gooks right down to the molecule—I got orgasms—I got screams—I got all the images any hick poet ever shit out—My Power’s coming—My Power’s coming—My Power’s coming—” He goes into a faith healer routine rolling his eyes and frothing at the mouth—“And I got millions and millions and millions of images of Me, Me, Me, meee.” (He nods out—He snaps back into focus screaming and spitting at Uranian Willy.) “You hick—You rat—Called the fuzz on me—All right—(Nods out)—I’m finished but you’re still a lousy fink—”
“Address your remarks to me,” said the D.S.
“All right you hick sheriffs—I’ll cook you all down to decorticated canine preparations—You’ll never get the apomorphine formulae in time—Never! Never! Never!”—(Caustic white hot saliva drips from his teeth—A smell of phosphorous fills the room)—“Human dogs”—He collapses sobbing—“Don’t mind if I take another shot d
o you?”
“Of course not—After giving information you will be disintoxicated.”
“Disintoxicated he says—My God look at me.”
“Good sir to the purpose.”
“Shit—Uranian shit—That’s what my human dogs eat—And I like to rub their nose in it—Beauty—Poetry—Space—What good is all that to me? If I don’t get the image fix I’m in the ovens—You understand?—All the pain and hate images come loose—You understand that you dumb hick? I’m finished but your eyes still pop out—Naked candy of adolescent image Panama—Who look out different?—Cook you all down to decorticated mandrake—”
“Don’t you think, Mr. D, it is in your interest to facilitate our work with the apomorphine formulae?”
“It wouldn’t touch me—Not with the habit I got—”
“How do you know?—Have you tried?”
“Of course not—If I allowed anyone to develop the formulae he would be out you understand?—And it only takes one out to kick over my hypo tray.”
“After all you don’t have much choice Mr. D.”
Again the image snapped back fading now and flickering like an old film—
“I still have the Board Room Reports—I can split the planet wide open tomorrow—And you, you little rat, you’ll end up on ice in the ovens—Baked Alaska we call it—Nothing like a Baked Alaska to hold me vegetable—Always plenty wise guys waiting on the Baked Alaska.” The dwarf’s eyes sputtered blue sparks—A reek of burning flesh billowed through the room—
“I still mushroom planet wide open for jolly—Any hick poet shit out pleasures—Come closer and see my pictures—Show you something interesting—Come closer and watch them flop around in soiled linen—The Garden Boys both of us good as we used to be—Sweet pictures start coming in the hanged man knees up to the chin—You know—Beauty bare and still as good—Cock stand up spurting whitewash—Ever try his crotch when the egg cracks?—Now I got all the images in backward time—Rusty black pants—Delicate gooks in the locker room rubbing each other—I got screams—I watched—Burning heavens, idiot—Don’t mind if I take another shot—Jimmy Sheffields is still as good as he used to be—Flesh the room in pink carnival—”