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  As he bent down to pick up

  A pen for the same;

  Oh, whenever the Emperor

  Got into a temper, or

  Felt himself awkward and shy,

  He would whisper and whisper,

  Until he felt crisper,

  This odd little rhyme to the sky:

  Eight eights are eighty-one;

  Multiply by seven.

  If it’s more,

  Carry four,

  And take away eleven.

  Nine nines are sixty-four;

  Multiply by three.

  When it’s done,

  Carry one,

  And then it’s time for tea.

  Knight-in-Armour

  Whenever I’m a shining Knight,

  I buckle on my armour tight;

  And then I look about for things,

  Like Rushings-Out, and Rescuings,

  And Savings from the Dragon’s Lair,

  And fighting all the Dragons there.

  And sometimes when our fights begin,

  I think I’ll let the Dragons win…

  And then I think perhaps I won’t,

  Because they’re Dragons, and I don’t.

  Come Out with Me

  There’s sun on the river and sun on the hill….

  You can hear the sea if you stand quite still!

  There’s eight new puppies at Roundabout Farm—

  And I saw an old sailor with only one arm!

  But every one says, “Run along!”

  (Run along, run along!)

  All of them say, “Run along! I’m busy as can be.”

  Every one says, “Run along,

  There’s a little darling!”

  If I’m a little darling, why don’t they run with me?

  There’s wind on the river and wind on the hill…

  There’s a dark dead water-wheel under the mill!

  I saw a fly which had just been drowned—

  And I know where a rabbit goes into the ground!

  But every one says, “Run along!”

  (Run along, run along!)

  All of them say, “Yes, dear,” and never notice me.

  Every one says, “Run along,

  There’s a little darling!”

  If I’m a little darling, why won’t they come and see?

  Down by the Pond

  I’m fishing.

  Don’t talk, anybody, don’t come near!

  Can’t you see that the fish might hear?

  He thinks I’m playing with a piece of string;

  He thinks I’m another sort of funny sort of thing,

  But he doesn’t know I’m fishing—

  He doesn’t know I’m fishing.

  That’s what I’m doing—

  Fishing.

  No, I’m not, I’m newting.

  Don’t cough, anybody, don’t come by!

  Any small noise makes a newt feel shy.

  He thinks I’m a bush, or a new sort of tree;

  He thinks it’s somebody, but doesn’t think it’s Me,

  And he doesn’t know I’m newting—

  No, he doesn’t know I’m newting.

  That’s what I’m doing—

  Newting.

  The Little Black Hen

  Berryman and Baxter,

  Prettiboy and Penn

  And old Farmer Middleton

  Are five big men…

  And all of them were after

  The Little Black Hen.

  She ran quickly,

  They ran fast;

  Baxter was first, and

  Berryman was last.

  I sat and watched

  By the old plum-tree…

  She squawked through the hedge

  And she came to me.

  The Little Black Hen

  Said “Oh, it’s you!”

  I said “Thank you,

  How do you do?

  And please will you tell me,

  Little Black Hen,

  What did they want,

  Those five big men?”

  The Little Black Hen

  She said to me:

  “They want me to lay them

  An egg for tea.

  If they were Emperors,

  If they were Kings.

  I’m much too busy

  To lay them things.”

  “I’m not a King

  And I haven’t a crown;

  I climb up trees,

  And I tumble down.

  I can shut one eye,

  I can count to ten,

  So lay me an egg, please,

  Little Black Hen.”

  The Little Black Hen said,

  “What will you pay,

  If I lay you an egg

  For Easter Day?”

  “I’ll give you a Please

  And a How-do-you-do,

  I’ll show you the Bear

  Who lives in the Zoo,

  I’ll show you the nettle-place

  On my leg,

  If you’ll lay me a great big

  Eastery egg.”

  The Little Black Hen

  Said “I don’t care

  For a How-do-you-do

  Or a Big-brown-bear,

  But I’ll lay you a beautiful

  Eastery egg,

  If you’ll show me the nettle-place

  On your leg.”

  I showed her the place

  Where I had my sting.

  She touched it gently

  With one black wing.

  “Nettles don’t hurt

  If you count to ten.

  And now for the egg,”

  Said the Little Black Hen.

  When I wake up

  On Easter Day,

  I shall see my egg

  She’s promised to lay.

  If I were Emperors,

  If I were Kings,

  It couldn’t be fuller

  Of wonderful things.

  Berryman and Baxter,

  Prettiboy and Penn,

  And Old Farmer Middleton

  Are five big men.

  All of them are wanting

  An egg for their tea,

  But the Little Black Hen is much too busy,

  The Little Black Hen is much too busy,

  The Little Black Hen is MUCH too busy…

  She’s laying my egg for me!

  The Friend

  There are lots and lots of people who are always asking things,

  Like Dates and Pounds-and-ounces and the names of funny Kings,

  And the answer’s either Sixpence or A Hundred Inches Long,

  And I know they’ll think me silly if I get the answer wrong.

  So Pooh and I go whispering, and Pooh looks very bright,

  And says, “Well, I say sixpence, but I don’t suppose

  I’m right.”

  And then it doesn’t matter what the answer ought to be,

  ’Cos if he’s right, I’m Right, and if he’s wrong, it isn’t Me.

  The Good Little Girl

  It’s funny how often they say to me, “Jane?

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  And when they have said it, they say it again,

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  I go to a party, I go out to tea,

  I go to an aunt for a week at the sea,

  I come back from school or from playing a game;

  Wherever I come from, it’s always the same:

  “Well?

  “Have you been a good girl, Jane?”

  It’s always the end of the loveliest day:

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  I went to the Zoo, and they waited to say:

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  “Have you been a good girl?”

  Well, what did they think that I went there to do?

  An
d why should I want to be bad at the Zoo?

  And should I be likely to say if I had?

  So that’s why it’s funny of Mummy and Dad,

  This asking and asking, in case I was bad,

  “Well?

  “Have you been a good girl, Jane?”

  A Thought

  If I were John and John were Me,

  Then he’d be six and I’d be three.

  If John were Me and I were John,

  I shouldn’t have these trousers on.

  King Hilary and the Beggarman

  Of Hilary the Great and Good

  They tell a tale at Christmas time

  I’ve often thought the story would

  Be prettier but just as good

  If almost anybody should

  Translate it into rime.

  So I have done the best I can

  For lack of some more learned man.

  Good King Hilary

  Said to his Chancellor

  (Proud Lord Willoughby,

  Lord High Chancellor):

  “Run to the wicket-gate

  Quickly, quickly,

  Run to the wicket-gate

  And see who is knocking.

  It may be a rich man,

  Sea-borne from Araby,

  Bringing me peacocks,

  Emeralds and ivory;

  It may be a poor man,

  Travel-worn and weary,

  Bringing me oranges

  To put in my stocking.”

  Proud Lord Willoughby,

  Lord High Chancellor,

  Laughed both loud and free:*

  “I’ve served Your Majesty, man to man,

  Since first Your Majesty’s reign began,

  And I’ve often walked, but I never, never ran,

  Never, never, never,” quoth he.

  Good King Hilary

  Said to his Chancellor

  (Proud Lord Willoughby,

  Lord High Chancellor):

  “Walk to the wicket-gate

  Quickly, quickly,

  Walk to the wicket-gate

  And see who is knocking.

  It may be a captain,

  Hawk-nosed, bearded,

  Bringing me gold-dust,

  Spices, and sandalwood:

  It may be a scullion,

  Care-free, whistling,

  Bringing me sugar-plums

  To put in my stocking.”

  Proud Lord Willoughby,

  Lord High Chancellor,

  Laughed both loud and free:

  “I’ve served in the Palace since I was four,

  And I’ll serve in the Palace a-many years more,

  And I’ve opened a window, but never a door,

  Never, never, never,” quoth he.

  Good King Hilary

  Said to his Chancellor

  (Proud Lord Willoughby,

  Lord High Chancellor):

  “Open the window

  Quickly, quickly,

  Open the window

  And see who is knocking.

  It may be a waiting-maid,

  Apple-cheeked, dimpled,

  Sent by her mistress

  To bring me greeting;

  It may be children,

  Anxious, whispering,

  Bringing me cobnuts,

  To put in my stocking.”

  Proud Lord Willoughby,

  Lord High Chancellor,

  Laughed both loud and free;

  “I’ll serve Your Majesty till I die—

  As Lord Chancellor, not as spy

  To peep from lattices; no, not I,

  Never, never, never,” quoth he.

  Good King Hilary

  Looked at his Chancellor

  (Proud Lord Willoughby,

  Lord High Chancellor):

  He said no word

  To his stiff-set Chancellor,

  But ran to the wicket-gate

  To see who was knocking.

  He found no rich man

  Trading from Araby;

  He found no captain,

  Blue-eyed, weather-tanned;

  He found no waiting-maid

  Sent by her mistress;

  But only a beggarman

  With one red stocking.

  Good King Hilary

  Looked at the beggarman,

  And laughed him three times three;

  And he turned that beggarman round about:

  “Your thews are strong, and your arm is stout;

  Come, throw me a Lord High Chancellor out,

  And take his place,” quoth he.

  Of Hilary the Good and Great

  Old wives at Christmas time relate

  This tale, which points, at any rate,

  Two morals on the way.

  The first: “Whatever Fortune brings,

  Don’t be afraid of doing things.”

  (Especially, of course, for Kings.)

  It also seems to say

  (But not so wisely): “He who begs

  With one red stocking on his legs

  Will be, as sure as eggs are eggs,

  A Chancellor some day.”

  Swing Song

  Here I go up in my swing

  Ever so high.

  I am the King of the fields, and the King Of the town.

  I am the King of the earth, and the King Of the sky.

  Here I go up in my swing…

  Now I go down.

  Explained

  Elizabeth Ann

  Said to her Nan:

  “Please will you tell me how God began?

  Somebody must have made Him. So

  Who could it be, ’cos I want to know?”

  And Nurse said, “Well!”

  And Ann said, “Well?

  I know you know, and I wish you’d tell.”

  And Nurse took pins from her mouth, and said,

  “Now then, darling, it’s time for bed.”

  Elizabeth Ann

  Had a wonderful plan:

  She would run round the world till she found a man

  Who knew exactly how God began.

  She got up early, she dressed, and ran

  Trying to find an Important Man.

  She ran to London and knocked at the door

  Of the Lord High Doodelum’s coach-and-four.

  “Please, sir (if there’s anyone in),

  However-and-ever did God begin?”

  The Lord High Doodelum lay in bed,

  But out of the window, large and red,

  Came the Lord High Coachman’s face instead.

  And the Lord High Coachman laughed and said:

  “Well, what put that in your quaint little head?”

  Elizabeth Ann went home again

  And took from the ottoman Jennifer Jane.

  “Jenniferjane,” said Elizabeth Ann,

  “Tell me at once how God began.”

  And Jane, who didn’t much care for speaking,

  Replied in her usual way by squeaking.

  What did it mean? Well, to be quite candid,

  I don’t know, but Elizabeth Ann did.

  Elizabeth Ann said softly, “Oh!

  Thank you, Jennifer. Now I know.”

  Twice Times

  There were Two little Bears who lived in a Wood,

  And one of them was Bad and the other was Good.

  Good Bear learnt his Twice Times One—

  But Bad Bear left all his buttons undone.

  They lived in a Tree when the weather was hot,

  And one of them was Good, and the other was Not.

  Good Bear learnt his Twice Times Two—

  But Bad Bear’s thingummies were worn right through.

  They lived in a Cave when the weather was cold,

  And they Did, and they Didn’t Do, what they were told.

  Good Bear learnt his Twice Times Three—

  But Bad Bear never had his hand-ker-chee.

  They lived in the Wood with a Kind Old Aunt,

  And one said “Y
es’m,” and the other said

  “Shan’t!”

  Good Bear learnt his Twice Times Four—

  But Bad Bear’s knicketies were terrible tore.

  And then quite suddenly (just like Us)

  One got Better and the other got Wuss.

  Good Bear muddled his Twice Times Three—

  But Bad Bear coughed in his hand-ker-chee!

  Good Bear muddled his Twice Times Two—

  But Bad Bear’s thingummies looked like new.

  Good Bear muddled his Twice Times One—

  But Bad Bear never left his buttons undone.

  There may be a Moral, though some say not;

  I think there’s a moral, though I don’t know what.

  But if one gets better, as the other gets wuss,

  These Two Little Bears are just like Us.

  For Christopher remembers up to Twice Times Ten…

  But I keep forgetting where I’ve put my pen.*

  The Morning Walk

  When Anne and I go out a walk,

  We hold each other’s hand and talk

  Of all the things we mean to do

  When Anne and I are forty-two.

  And when we’ve thought about a thing,

  Like bowling hoops or bicycling,

  Or falling down on Anne’s balloon,

  We do it in the afternoon.

  Cradle Song

  O Timothy Tim

  Has ten pink toes,

  And ten pink toes