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  ‘I don’t understand on what principle you work,’ Sylvia said to Tietjens. ‘There are things you take lying down; this you don’t.’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘It doesn’t matter, really. Except for the child.’

  Sylvia said:

  ‘I guaranteed an overdraft for you up to a thousand pounds last Thursday. You can’t be overdrawn over a thousand pounds.’

  ‘I’m not overdrawn at all,’ Tietjens said. ‘I was for about fifteen pounds yesterday. I didn’t know it.’

  Port Scatho was turning over the pages of the pass-book, his face completely blank.

  ‘I simply don’t understand,’ he said. ‘You appear to be in credit… . You appear always to have been in credit except for a small sum now and then. For a day or two.’

  ‘I was overdrawn,’ Tietjens said, ‘for fifteen pounds yesterday. I should say for three or four hours: the course of a post, from my army agent to your head office. During these two or three hours your bank selected two out of six of my cheques to dishonour – both being under two pounds. The other one was sent back to my mess at Ealing, who won’t, of course, give it back to me. That also is marked “account overdrawn”, and in the same handwriting.’

  ‘But good God,’ the banker said. ‘That means your ruin.’

  ‘It certainly means my ruin,’ Tietjens said. ‘It was meant to.’

  ‘But,’ the banker said – a look of relief came into his face which had begun to assume the aspect of a broken man’s – ‘you must have other accounts with the bank … a speculative one, perhaps, on which you are heavily down… . I don’t myself attend to clients’ accounts, except the very huge ones, which affect the bank’s policy.’

  ‘You ought to,’ Tietjens said. ‘It’s the very little ones you ought to attend to, as a gentleman making his fortune out of them. I have no other account with you. I have never speculated in anything in my life. I have lost a great deal in Russian securities – a great deal for me. But so, no doubt, have you.’

  ‘Then … betting!’ Port Scatho said.

  ‘I never put a penny on a horse in my life,’ Tietjens said. ‘I know too much about them.’

  Port Scatho looked at the faces first of Sylvia, then of Tietjens. Sylvia, at least, was his very old friend. She said:

  ‘Christopher never bets and never speculates. His personal expenses are smaller than those of any man in town. You could say he had no personal expenses.’

  Again the swift look of suspicion came into Port Scatho’s open face.

  ‘Oh,’ Sylvia said, ‘you couldn’t suspect Christopher and me of being in a plot to blackmail you.’

  ‘No; I couldn’t suspect that,’ the banker said. ‘But the other explanation is just as extraordinary… . To suspect the bank … the bank… . How do you account? …’ He was addressing Tietjens; his round head seemed to become square, below; emotion worked on his jaws.

  ‘I’ll tell you simply this,’ Tietjens said. ‘You can then repair the matter as you think fit. Ten days ago I got my marching orders. As soon as I had handed over to the officer who relieved me I drew cheques for everything I owed – to my military tailor, the mess – for one pound twelve shillings. I had also to buy a compass and a revolver, the Red Cross orderlies having annexed mine when I was in hospital… .’

  Port Scatho said: ‘Good God!’

  ‘Don’t you know they annex things?’ Tietjens asked. He went on: ‘The total, in fact, amounted to an overdraft of fifteen pounds, but I did not think of it as such because my army agents ought to have paid my month’s army pay over to you on the first. As you perceive, they have only paid it over this morning, the 13th. But, as you will see from my pass-book, they have always paid about the 3th, not the 1st. Two days ago I lunched at the club and drew that cheque for one pound fourteen shillings and sixpence: one ten for personal expenses and the four and six for lunch… .’

  ‘You were, however, actually overdrawn,’ the banker said sharply.

  Tietjens said:

  ‘Yesterday, for two hours.’

  ‘But then,’ Port Scatho said, ‘what do you want done? We’ll do what we can.’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘I don’t know. Do what you like. You’d better make what explanation you can to the military authority. If they court martialled me it would hurt you more than me. I assure you of that. There is an explanation.’

  Port Scatho began suddenly to tremble.

  ‘What … what … what explanation?’ he said. ‘You … damn it … you draw this out… . Do you dare to say my bank… .’ He stopped, drew his hand down his face and said: ‘But yet … you’re a sensible, sound man… . I’ve heard things against you. But I don’t believe them… . Your father always spoke very highly of you. I remember he said if you wanted money you could always draw on him through us for three or four hundred… . That’s what makes it so incomprehensible. It’s … it’s …’ His agitation grew on him. ‘It seems to strike at the very heart… .’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘Look here, Port Scatho… . I’ve always had a respect for you. Settle it how you like. Fix the mess up for both our sakes with any formula that’s not humiliating for your bank. I’ve already resigned from the club… .’

  Sylvia said: ‘Oh, no, Christopher … not from the club!’

  Port Scatho started back from beside the table.

  ‘But if you’re in the right!’ he said. ‘You couldn’t … Not resign from the club… . I’m on the committee… . I’ll explain to them, in the fullest, in the most generous …’

  ‘You couldn’t explain,’ Tietjens said. ‘You can’t get ahead of rumour… . It’s half over London at this moment. You know what the toothless old fellows of your committee are… . Anderson! ffolliot … And my brother’s friend, Ruggles… .’

  Port Scatho said:

  ‘Your brother’s friend Ruggles… . But look here… . He’s something about the Court, isn’t he? But look here… .’ His mind stopped. He said: ‘People shouldn’t overdraw… . But if your father said you could draw on him I’m really much concerned… . You’re a first-rate fellow. I can tell that from your pass-book alone… . Nothing but cheques drawn to first-class tradesmen for reasonable amounts. The sort of pass-book I liked to see when I was a junior clerk in the bank… .’ At that early reminiscence feelings of pathos overcame him and his mind once more stopped.

  Sylvia came back into the room; they had not perceived her going. She in turn held in her hand a letter.

  Tietjens said:

  ‘Look here, Port Scatho, don’t get into this state. Give me your word to do what you can when you’ve assured yourself the facts are as I say. I wouldn’t bother you at all, it’s not my line, except for Mrs. Tietjens. A man alone can live that sort of thing down, or die. But there’s no reason why Mrs. Tietjens should live, tied to a bad hat, while he’s living it down or dying.’

  ‘But that’s not right,’ Port Scatho said, ‘it’s not the right way to look at it. You can’t pocket … I’m simply bewildered… .’

  ‘You’ve no right to be bewildered,’ Sylvia said. ‘You’re worrying your mind for expedients to save the reputation of your bank. We know your bank is more to you than a baby. You should look after it better, then.’

  Port Scatho, who had already fallen two paces away from the table, now fell two paces back, almost on top of it. Sylvia’s nostrils were dilated.

  She said:

  ‘Tietjens shall not resign from your beastly club. He shall not! Your committee will request him formally to withdraw his resignation. You understand? He will withdraw it. Then he will resign for good. He is too good to mix with people like you… .’ She paused, her chest working fast. ‘Do you understand what you’ve got to do?’ she asked.

  An appalling shadow of a thought went through Tietjens’ mind: he would not let it come into words.

  ‘I don’t know …’ the banker said. ‘I don’t know that I can get the committee …’

  ‘You’ve got
to,’ Sylvia answered. ‘I’ll tell you why … Christopher was never overdrawn. Last Thursday I instructed your people to pay a thousand pounds to my husband’s account. I repeated the instruction by letter and I kept a copy of the letter witnessed by my confidential maid. I also registered the letter and have the receipt for it… . You can see them.’

  Port Scatho mumbled from over the letter:

  ‘It’s to Brownie … Yes, a receipt for a letter to Brownie …’ He examined the little green slip on both sides. He said: ‘Last Thursday… . To-day’s Monday… . an instruction to sell North-Western stock to the amount of one thousand pounds and place to the account of … Then …’

  Sylvia said:

  ‘That’ll do… . You can’t angle for time any more. Your nephew has been in an affair of this sort before… . I’ll tell you. Last Thursday at lunch your nephew told me that Christopher’s brother’s solicitors had withdrawn all the permissions for overdrafts on the books of the Groby estate. There were several to members of the family. Your nephew said that he intended to catch Christopher on the hop – that’s his own expression – and dishonour the next cheque of his that came in. He said he had been waiting for the chance ever since the war and the brother’s withdrawal had given it him. I begged him not to …’

  ‘But, good God,’ the banker said, ‘this is unheard of …’

  ‘It isn’t,’ Sylvia said. ‘Christopher has had five snotty, little, miserable subalterns to defend at court martials for exactly similar cases. One was an exact reproduction of this… .’

  ‘But, good God,’ the banker exclaimed again, ‘men giving their lives for their country… . Do you mean to say Brownie did this out of revenge for Tietjens’ defending at court martials… . And then … your thousand pounds is not shown in your husband’s pass-book… .’

  ‘Of course it’s not,’ Sylvia said. ‘It has never been paid in. On Friday I had a formal letter from your people pointing out that North-Westerns were likely to rise and asking me to reconsider my position. The same day I sent an express telling them explicitly to do as I said… . Ever since then your nephew has been on the ’phone begging me not to save my husband. He was there, just now, when I went out of the room. He was also beseeching me to fly with him.’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘Isn’t that enough, Sylvia? It’s rather torturing.’

  ‘Let them be tortured,’ Sylvia said. ‘But it appears to be enough.’

  Port Scatho had covered his face with both his pink hands. He had exclaimed:

  ‘Oh, my God! Brownie again… .’

  Tietjens’ brother Mark was in the room. He was smaller, browner, and harder than Tietjens and his blue eyes protruded more. He had in one hand a bowler hat, in the other an umbrella, wore a pepper-and-salt suit and had race-glasses slung across him. He disliked Port Scatho, who detested him. He had lately been knighted. He said:

  ‘Hullo, Port Scatho,’ neglecting to salute his sister-in-law. His eyes, whilst he stood motionless, rolled a look round the room and rested on a miniature bureau that stood on a writing-table, in a recess, under and between bookshelves.

  ‘I see you’ve still got that cabinet,’ he said to Tietjens.

  Tietjens said:

  ‘I haven’t. I’ve sold it to Sir John Robertson. He’s waiting to take it away till he has room in his collection.’

  Port Scatho walked, rather unsteadily, round the lunch-table and stood looking down from one of the long windows. Sylvia sat down on her chair beside the fireplace. The two brothers stood facing each other, Christopher suggesting wheat-sacks, Mark, carved wood. All round them, except for the mirror that reflected bluenesses, the gilt backs of books. Hullo Central was clearing the table.

  ‘I hear you’re going out again to-morrow,’ Mark said. ‘I want to settle some things with you.’

  ‘I’m going at nine from Waterloo,’ Christopher said. ‘I’ve not much time. You can walk with me to the War Office if you like.’

  Mark’s eyes followed the black and white of the maid round the table. She went out with the tray. Christopher suddenly was reminded of Valentine Wannop clearing the table in her mother’s cottage. Hullo Central was no faster about it. Mark said:

  ‘Port Scatho! As you’re there we may as well finish one point. I have cancelled my father’s security for my brother’s overdraft.’

  Port Scatho said, to the window, but loud enough:

  ‘We all know it. To our cost.’

  ‘I wish you, however,’ Mark Tietjens went on, ‘to make over from my own account a thousand a year to my brother as he needs it. Not more than a thousand in any one year.’

  Port Scatho said:

  ‘Write a letter to the bank. I don’t look after clients’ accounts on social occasions.’

  ‘I don’t see why you don’t,’ Mark Tietjens said. ‘It’s the way you make your bread and butter, isn’t it?’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘You may save yourself all this trouble, Mark. I am closing my account in any case.’

  Port Scatho spun round on his heel.

  ‘I beg that you won’t,’ he exclaimed. ‘I beg that we … that we may have the honour of continuing to have you draw upon us.’ He had the trick of convulsively working jaws; his head against the light was like the top of a rounded gate-post. He said to Mark Tietjens: ‘You may tell your friend, Mr. Ruggles, that your brother is empowered by me to draw on my private account … on my personal and private account up to any amount he needs. I say that to show my estimate of your brother; because I know he will incur no obligations he cannot discharge.’

  Mark Tietjens stood motionless, leaning slightly on the crook of his umbrella on the one side, on the other displaying, at arm’s length, the white silk lining of his bowler hat, the lining being the brightest object in the room.

  ‘That’s your affair,’ he said to Port Scatho. ‘All I’m concerned with is to have a thousand a year paid to my brother’s account till further notice.’

  Christopher Tietjens spoke, with what he knew was a sentimental voice, to Port Scatho. He was very touched; it appeared to him that with the spontaneous appearance of several names in his memory, and with this estimate of himself from the banker, his tide was turning and that this day might indeed be marked by a red stone:

  ‘Of course, Port Scatho, I won’t withdraw my wretched little account from you if you want to keep it. It flatters me that you should.’ He stopped and added: ‘I only wanted to avoid these … these family complications. But I suppose you can stop my brother’s money being paid into my account. I don’t want his money.’

  He said to Sylvia:

  ‘You had better settle the other matter with Port Scatho.’

  To Port Scatho:

  ‘I’m intensely obliged to you, Port Scatho… . You’ll get Lady Port Scatho round to Macmaster’s this evening if only for a minute; before eleven… .’ And to his brother:

  ‘Come along, Mark. I’m going down to the War Office. We can talk as we walk.’

  Sylvia said very nearly with timidity – and again a dark thought went over Tietjens’ mind:

  ‘Do we meet again then? … I know you’re very busy… .’

  Tietjens said:

  ‘Yes. I’ll come and pick you out from Lady Job’s, if they don’t keep me too long at the War Office. I’m dining, as you know, at Macmaster’s; I don’t suppose I shall stop late.’

  ‘I’d come,’ Sylvia said, ‘to Macmaster’s, if you thought it was appropriate. I’d bring Claudine Sandbach and General Wade. We’re only going to the Russian dancers. We’d cut off early.’

  Tietjens could settle that sort of thought very quickly.

  ‘Yes, do,’ he said hurriedly. ‘It would be appreciated.’

  He got to the door. He came back; his brother was nearly through. He said to Sylvia, and for him the occasion was a very joyful one:

  ‘I’ve worried out some of the words of that song. It runs:

  “Somewhere or other there must surely be


  The face not seen: the voice not heard …”

  Probably it’s “the voice not ever heard” to make up the metre… . I don’t know the writer’s name. But I hope I’ll worry it all out during the day.’

  Sylvia had gone absolutely white.

  ‘Don’t!’ she said. ‘Oh … don’t.’ She added coldly: ‘Don’t take the trouble,’ and wiped her tiny handkerchief across her lips as Tietjens went away.

  She had heard the song at a charity concert and had cried as she heard it. She had read, afterwards, the words in the programme and had almost cried again. But she had lost the programme and had never come across the words again. The echo of them remained with her like something terrible and alluring: like a knife she would some day take out and with which she would stab herself.

  III

  THE TWO BROTHERS walked twenty steps from the door along the empty Inn pavements without speaking. Each was completely expressionless. To Christopher it seemed like Yorkshire. He had a vision of Mark, standing on the lawn at Groby, in his bowler hat and with his umbrella, whilst the shooters walked over the lawn, and up the hill to the butts. Mark probably never had done that; but it was so that his image always presented itself to his brother. Mark was considering that one of the folds of his umbrella was disarranged. He seriously debated with himself whether he should unfold it at once and refold it – which was a great deal of trouble to take! – or whether he should leave it till he got to his club, where he would tell the porter to have it done at once. That would mean that he would have to walk for a mile and a quarter through London with a disarranged umbrella, which was disagreeable.

  He said:

  ‘If I were you I wouldn’t let that banker fellow go about giving you testimonials of that sort.’

  Christopher said:

  ‘Ah!’

  He considered that, with a third of his brain in action, he was over a match for Mark, but he was tired of discussions. He supposed that some unpleasant construction would be put by his brother’s friend, Ruggles, on the friendship of Port Scatho for himself. But he had no curiosity. Mark felt a vague discomfort. He said:

  ‘You had a cheque dishonoured at the club this morning?’