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"Pippi, where are you?" he cried, worried.

  Then they heard Pippi's voice, not from above but from way down below. It sounded as if it came from under the ground.

  "I'm inside the tree. It is hollow clear down to the

 

  ground. If I peek out through a little crack I can see the coffee pot outside on the grass."

  "Oh, how will you get up again?" cried Annika.

  "I'm never coming up," said Pippi. "I'm going to stay here until I retire and get a pension. And you'll have to throw my food down through that hole up there. Five or six times a day."

  Annika began to cry.

  "Why be sorry? Why complain?" said Pippi. "You come down here too, and then we can play that we are pining away in a dungeon."

  "Never in this world!" said Annika, and to be on the safe side she climbed right down out of the tree.

  "Annika, I can see you through the crack," cried Pippi. "Don't step on the coffee pot; it's an old well-mannered coffee pot that never did anyone any harm. It can't help that it doesn't have a spout any longer."

  Annika went up to the tree trunk, and through a little crack she saw the very tip of Pippi's finger. This comforted her a good deal, but she was still worried.

  "Pippi, can't you really get up?" she asked.

  Pippi's finger disappeared, and in less than a minute her face popped out of the hole up in the tree.

  "Maybe I can if I try very hard," she said and parted the foliage with her hands.

  "If it's as easy as all that to get up," said Tommy, who was still up in the tree, "then I want to come down and pine away a little too."

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  "Wait," said Pippi, "I think we'll get a ladder."

  She crawled out of the hole and hurried down the tree. Then she ran after a ladder, pushed it up the tree, and let it down into the hole.

  Tommy was wild to go down. It was difficult to climb to the hole, because it was so high up, but Tommy was brave. And he wasn't afraid to climb down into the dark hollow in the trunk. Annika watched him disappear and wondered if she would ever see him again. She peeked in through the crack.

  "Annika," came Tommy's voice. "You can't imagine how wonderful it is here. You must come in too. It isn't the least bit dangerous when you have a ladder to climb on. If you only do it once, you'll never want to do anything else."

  "Are you sure?" asked Annika.

  "Absolutely," said Tommy.

  With trembling legs Annika climbed up in the tree again, and Pippi helped her with the last hard bit. She drew back a little when she saw how dark it was in the tree trunk, but Pippi held her hand and kept encouraging her.

  "Don't be scared, Annika," she heard Tommy say from down below. "Now I can see your legs, and I'll certainly catch you if you fall."

  But Annika didn't fall; she reached Tommy safely, and a moment later Pippi followed.

  "Isn't it grand here?" said Tommy.

  And Annika had to admit that it was. It wasn't

 

  nearly so dark as she had thought, because light came in through the crack. She peeked through and announced that she too could see the coffee pot outside on the grass.

  "We'll have this for our secret hiding place," said Tommy. "Nobody will know that we are here. And if they should come and hunt around outside for us, we can see them through the crack. And we'll have a good laugh."

  "We can have a little stick and poke it out through the crack and tickle them, and then they'll think the place is haunted," said Pippi.

  At this idea the children were so delighted that they hugged each other, all three. Then they heard the "ding-dong" that meant the bell was ringing for dinner at Tommy's and Annika's house.

  "Oh, bother!" said Tommy. "Now we've got to go home. But we'll come over tomorrow as soon as we get back from school."

  "Do that," said Pippi.

  And so they climbed up the ladder, first Pippi, then Annika, and Tommy last. And then they climbed down out of the tree, first Pippi, then Annika, and Tommy last.

 

  Pippi

  Arranges

  a Picnic

  W

  e don't have any school today because we're having Scrubbing Vacation," said Tommy to

  "Scrubbing Vacation? Well, I like that!" said Pippi, "Another injustice! Do I get any Scrubbing Vacation? Indeed I don't, though goodness knows I need one. Just look at the kitchen floor. But for that matter," she added, "now I come to think of it, I can scrub without any vacation. And that's what I intend to do right now, Scrubbing Vacation or no Scrubbing Vacation. I'd like to see anybody stop me! You two sit on the kitchen table, out of the way."

  Tommy and Annika obediently climbed up on the kitchen table, and Mr. Nilsson hopped up after them and went to sleep in Annika's lap.

  Pippi heated a big kettle of water and without more ado poured it out on the kitchen floor. She took off

 

  her big shoes and laid them neatly on the bread plate. She tied two scrubbing brushes on her bare feet and skated over the floor, plowing through the water so that it splashed all around her.

  "I certainly should have been a skating princess," she said and kicked her left foot up so high that the scrubbing brush broke a piece out of the overhead light.

  "Grace and charm I have at least," she continued and skipped nimbly over a chair standing in her way.

  "Well, now I guess it's clean," she said at last and took off the brushes.

  "Aren't you going to dry the floor?" asked Annika.

  "Oh, no, it can dry in the sun," answered Pippi. "I don't think it will catch cold so long as it keeps moving."

  Tommy and Annika climbed down from the table and stepped across the floor very carefully so they wouldn't get wet.

  Out of doors the sun shone in a clear blue sky. It was one of those radiant September days that make you feel like walking in the woods. Pippi had an idea.

  "Let's take Mr. Nilsson and go on a little picnic."

  "Oh, yes, let's," cried Tommy and Annika.

  "Run home and ask your mother then," said Pippi, "and I'll be getting the picnic basket ready."

  Tommy and Annika thought that was a good suggestion. They rushed home and were back again almost immediately, but Pippi was already waiting by

  Pippi Arranges a Picnic53the gate with Mr. Nilsson on her shoulder, a walkingstick in one hand, and a big basket in the other.

  The children walked along the road a little way and then turned into a pasture where a pleasant path wound in and out among the thickets of birch and hazel. Presently they came to a gate on the other side of which was an even more beautiful pasture, but right in front of the gate stood a cow who looked as if nothing would persuade her to move. Annika yelled at her, and Tommy bravely went up and tried to push her away, but she just stood there staring at the children with her big cow eyes. To put an end to the matter, Pippi set down her basket and lifted the cow out of the way. The cow, looking very silly, lumbered off into the hazel bushes.

  "Can you imagine that cows can be so bullheaded," said Pippi and jumped over the gate.

  "What a lovely, lovely wood!" cried Annika in delight and climbed up on all the stones she could see. Tommy had brought along a dagger Pippi had given him, and with it he cut walking sticks for Annika and for himself. He cut his thumb a little too, but that didn't matter.

  "Maybe we ought to pick some mushrooms," said Pippi, and she broke off a pretty, rosy one. "I wonder if it's possible to eat it?" she continued. "At any rate, it isn't possible to drink it-that much I know; so there is no choice except to eat it. Maybe it's possible."

  She took a big bite and swallowed it. "It was pos-

  54Pippi Longstockingsible," she announced, delighted. "Yes sirree, we'llcertainly stew the rest of this sometime," she said andthrew it high over the treetops.

  "What have you got in your basket?" asked Annika. "Is it something good?"

  "I wouldn't tell you for a thousand dollars," said Pippi. "First
we must find a good picnic spot."

  The children began eagerly to look for such a place. Annika found a large flat stone that she thought was satisfactory, but it was covered with red ants and "I don't want to sit with them," said Pippi, "because I'm not acquainted with them."

  "And besides, they bite," said Tommy.

  "Do they?" said Pippi. "Bite back then."

  Then Tommy found a little clearing among the hazel bushes, and he thought that would be a good place.

  "Oh, no, that's not sunny enough for my freckles," said Pippi, "and I do think freckles are so attractive."

  Farther on they came to a hill that was easy to climb. On one side of the hill was a nice sunny rock just like a little balcony, and there they sat down.

  "Now shut your eyes while I set the table," said Pippi. Tommy and Annika squeezed their eyes as tightly shut as possible. They heard Pippi opening the basket and rattling paper.

  "One, two, nineteen-now you may look," said Pippi at last.

  They looked, and they squealed with delight when

  56Pippi Longstockingthey saw all the good things Pippi had spread on thebare rock. There were good sandwiches with meatballs and ham, a whole pile of sugared pancakes, several little brown sausages, and three pineapple puddings. For, you see, Pippi had learned cooking fromthe cook on her father's ship.

  "Aren't Scrubbing Vacations grand?" said Tommy with his mouth full of pancakes. "We ought to have them every day."

  "No, indeed, I'm not so crazy as all that to scrub," said Pippi. "It's fun, to be sure, but not every day. That would be too tiresome."

  At last the children were so full they could hardly move, and they sat still in the sunshine and just enjoyed it.

  "I wonder if it is hard to fly," said Pippi and looked dreamily over the edge of the rock. The rock sloped down very steeply below them, and it was a long way to the ground.

  "Down at least one ought to be able to learn to fly," she continued. "It must be harder to fly up. But you could begin with the easiest way. I do think I'll try."

  "No, Pippi," cried both Tommy and Annika. "Oh, dear, Pippi, don't do that!"

  But Pippi was already standing at the edge.

  "Fly, you foolish fly, fly, and the foolish fly flew," she said, and just as she said "flew" she lifted her arms and took off into the air. In half a second there was a

  Pippi Arranges a Picnic57thud. It was Pippi hitting the ground. Tommy andAnnika lay on their stomachs and looked down at her,terrified.

  Pippi got up and brushed off her knees. "I forgot to flap," she said joyfully, "and I guess I had too many pancakes in my stomach."

  At that moment the children noticed that Mr. Nils-son had disappeared. He had evidently gone off on a little expedition of his own. They remembered that they had last seen him contentedly chewing the picnic basket to pieces, but during Pippi's flying experiment they had forgotten him. And now he was gone.

  Pippi was so angry that she threw her shoe into a big deep pool of water. "You should never take monkeys with you anywhere," she said. "He should have been left at home to pick fleas off the horse. That would have served him right," she continued, wading out into the pool to get her shoe. The water reached up to her waist.

  "I might as well take advantage of this and wash my hair," said Pippi and ducked her head under the water and kept it there so long that the water began to bubble,

  "There now, I've saved a visit to the hairdresser," she said contentedly when at last she came up for air. She stepped out of the pool and put on her shoe. Then they went off to hunt for Mr. Nilsson.

  "Hear how it squishes when I walk," laughed Pippi. "It says Idafs, klafs' in my dress and 'squish, squish*

  58Pippi Longstockingin my shoes. Isn't that jolly? I think you ought to tryit too," she said to Annika, who was walking along beside her, with her lovely flaxen hair, pink dress, andlittle white kid shoes.

  "Some other time," said the sensible Annika.

  They walked on.

  "Mr. Nilsson certainly can be aggravating," said Pippi. "He's always doing things like this. Once in Arabia he ran away from me and took a position as a maidservant to an elderly widow. That last was a lie, of course," she added after a pause.

  Tommy suggested that they should all three go in different directions and hunt. At first Annika didn't want to because she was a little afraid, but Tommy said, "You aren't a 'fraidy cat, are you?" And, of course, Annika couldn't tolerate such an insult, so off they all went.

  Tommy went through a field. Mr. Nilsson he did not find, but he did find something else. A bull! Or to be more exact, the bull found Tommy. And the bull did not like Tommy, for he was a very cross bull who was not at all fond of children. With his head down he charged toward Tommy, bellowing fearfully. Tommy let out a terrified shriek that could be heard all through the woods. Pippi and Annika heard it and came running to see what was the matter. By that time the bull had almost reached Tommy who had tumbled head over heels over a stump.

  "What a stupid bull!" said Pippi to Annika, who was

  Pippi Arranges c Pzcrac59crying uncontrollably. "He ought to know he can't actlike that. He'll get Tommy's white sailor suit all dirty.I'll have to go and talk some sense into the stupidanimal."

  And off she started. She ran up and pulled the bull by the tail. "Forgive me for breaking up the party," she said, and as she had given his tail a good hard pull the bull turned around and saw a new child to catch on his horns.

  "As I was saying," went on Pippi, "forgive me for breaking up, and also forgive me for breaking off," and with that she broke off one of the bull's horns. "It isn't the style to have two horns this year," she said. "All the better bulls have just one horn-if any." And she broke off the other horn too.

  As bulls have no feeling in their horns, this one didn't know what she had done. He charged at Pippi, and if she had been any other child there would have been nothing left but a grease spot.

  "Hey, hey, stop tickling me!" shrieked Pippi. "You can't imagine how ticklish I am! Hey, stop, stop, or I'll die laughing!"

  But the bull didn't stop, and at last Pippi jumped up on his back to get a little rest. To be sure, she didn't get much, because the bull didn't in the least approve of having Pippi on his back. He dodged about madly to get her off, but she clamped her knees and hung on. The bull dashed up and down the field, bellowing so hard that smoke came out of his nostrils.

  60Pippi LongstockingPippi laughed and shrieked and waved at Tommy andAnnika, who stood a little distance away, tremblinglike aspen leaves. The bull whirled round and round,trying to throw Pippi.

  "See me dancing with my little friend!" cried Pippi and kept her seat. At last the bull was so tired that he lay down on the ground and wished that he'd never seen such a thing as a child. He had never thought children amounted to much anyway.

  "Are you going to take a little nap now?" asked Pippi politely. "Then I won't disturb you."

  She got off his back and went over to Tommy and Annika. Tommy had cried a little. He had a cut on one arm, but Annika had bandaged it with her handkerchief so that it no longer hurt.

  "Oh, Pippi!" cried Annika excitedly.

  "Sh, sh," whispered Pippi. "Don't wake the bull. He's sleeping. If we wake him he'll be fussy."

  But the next minute, without paying any attention to the bull and his nap, she was shrieking at the top of her voice, "Mr. Nilsson, Mr. Nilsson, where are you? We've got to go home."

  And, believe it or not, there sat Mr. Nilsson up in a pine tree, sucking his tail and looking so lonesome. It wasn't much fun for a little monkey to be left all alone in the woods. He skipped down from the pine and up on Pippi's shoulder, waving his little straw hat as he always did when he was very happy.

  "Well, well, so you aren't going to be a maidservant

 

  this time?" said Pippi, stroking his back. "Oh, that was a lie, that's true," she continued. "But still, if it's true, how can it be a lie?" she argued. "You wait and see, it's going to turn out that he was a
maidservant in Arabia after all, and if that's the case, I know who's going to make the meatballs at our house hereafter!"

  And then they strolled home, Pippi's dress still going "klafs, klafs," and her shoes "squish, squish."

  Tommy and Annika thought they had had a wonderful day in spite of the bull, and they sang a song they had learned at school. It was really a summer song, but they thought it fitted very well even if it was now nearly autumn:

  "In the jolly summertime

  Through field and wood we make our way.

  Nobody's sad, everyone's gay.

  We sing as we go, hol-ld, hol-lo!

  You who are young,

  Come join in our song,

  Don't sit home moping all the day long.

  Our song will swell

  Through wood and dell

  And up to the mountaintop as well.

  In the jolly summertime

  We sing as we go, hol-ld, hol-lo."

  Pippi sang too, but with slightly different words:

  62Pippi Longstocking"In the jolly summertimeThrough field and wood I make my way.I do exactly as I wish,And when I walk it goes squish, squish,Squish, squish. Squish, squish.

  And my old shoe-It's really true-Sometimes says 'chip" and sometimes 'choo' For the shoe is wet. The bull sleeps yet.

  And I eat all the rice porridge I can get. In the jolly summertime I squish wherever I go. Squish-oh! Squish-oh!"

 

  Pippi Goes

  to the

  Circus

  Y

  A

  circus had come to the little town, and all the children were begging their mothers and fathers for permission to go. Of course Tommy and Annika asked to go too, and their kind father immediately gave them some money.

  Clutching it tightly in their hands, they rushed over to Pippi's. She was on the porch with her horse, braiding his tail into tiny pigtails and tying each oue with red ribbon.

  "I think it's his birthday today," she announced, "so he has to be all dressed up."

  "Pippi," said Tommy, all out of breath because they had been running so fast, "Pippi, do you want to go with us to the circus?"

  "I can go with you most anywhere," answered Pippi, "but whether I can go to the surkus or not I don't

 

  know, because I don't know what a surkus is. Does it hurt?"

  "Silly!" said Tommy, "of course it doesn't hurt; it's fun. Horses and clowns and pretty ladies that walk the tightrope."

  "But it costs money," said Annika, opening her small fist to see if the shiny half-dollar and the quarters were still there.

  "I'm rich as a troll," said Pippi, "so I guess I can buy a surkus all right. But it'll be crowded here if I have more horses. The clowns and the pretty ladies I could keep in the laundry, but it's harder to know what to do with the horses."

  "Oh, don't be so silly," said Tommy, "you don't buy a circus. It costs money to go and look at it-see?"

  "Preserve us!" cried Pippi and shut her eyes tightly. "It costs money to look? And here I go around goggling all day long. Goodness knows how much money I've goggled up already!"

  Then, little by little, she opened one eye very carefully, and it rolled round and round in her head. "Cost what it may," she said, "I must take a look!"

  At last Tommy and Annika managed to explain to Pippi what a circus really was, and she took some gold pieces out of her suitcase. Then she put on her hat, which was as big as a millstone, and off they all went.