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  “It’s the thing I value most…” But of course my words made no sense to either of us.

  At the end of the hall, Stanley and Lisa stood side by side. “You did this,” I yelled at Stanley. “It’s not funny!”

  “Sorry, Maggie,” Stanley sneered from his towering height. “I can’t understand you. I don’t speak loser.”

  I grabbed him by the plaid western shirt and pulled him down to my level. I wanted to hit him, to hurt him. To punish somebody for the panicked terror seizing my mind. “Take this curse off me!”

  “You’re dreaming, Maggie.” Lisa’s sensible voice. Just as it had while I was wigging out about the locker room photo, her droll practicality cut through my rioting emotions to the rational person inside. “Wake up now. Everything will be fine.”

  I turned my head to look at her, a bubble of hope rising in my chest. “Bewop?” I said.

  “Yeah, really.”

  And with an abruptness that was almost anticlimactic, I woke up.

  The room was dark, except for the nightlight casting shadows on the wall. I snaked a hand out from the covers, irrationally afraid something waited to grab it. The bedside lamp was more effective, and I sat up to cast my eyes suspiciously around the room. I didn’t see or smell anything, but I could feel the sweat of panic drenching my nightshirt, and the dampness of tears on my face.

  So, what had I learned from the dream? That I prized my communication skills above all else. And I was probably more proud of my brains than I ought to be. Sobering thought. Perhaps it wasn’t so much a question of what they—okay, what we—valued most, but where our vanity lay.

  I forced myself out of bed and to the computer; a jiggle of the mouse brought it to life. I let out a breath as I saw my nearly completed English paper on the screen. Then I sat down, opened a new document, and poised my hands over the keyboard.

  I typed: “To be, or not to be. That is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or by opposing, end them.”

  I got up. Paced the room. Sat down. Read the words on the screen. They looked exactly as they should.

  Then I entered: “The core dilemma for Hamlet is the question we all face: Do we endure the crap that life dishes out, or do we fight against it, even if it would be easier to just lie down and let fortune have its way?”

  Not the most eloquent, but when I looked back at what I’d written, it didn’t say: “Trouble, bad. Sleep, good.”

  I got up from the desk and rubbed my hands over my tired face. To sleep, perchance to dream. Screw that.

  Walking to the window, I paused a moment, then brushed back the edge of the curtain. I saw no shadows other than those cast by the pecan tree, rustling lightly in the breeze.

  I’d always thought Hamlet was a dumb play about a guy who can’t make up his mind. I mean, I face the same drama in the lunch line. But at that moment I understood: When it comes to the big stuff, it is hard to decide whether to let things just happen, especially when its to other people, or to take a stand and cause yourself a world of trouble.

  The dream could have just been the egg foo young, or the pot of my fears stirred by the events of the day. But no. I hadn’t seen fire or smoke in the dream, but I’d felt the threat. I’d been warned, told to let slings and arrows have their way.

  Like that was going to happen. Old Smokey had no idea who he was messing with.

  20

  monday morning I took up arms against a sea of troubles. I marched into the school office, asked to see the nurse, and learned we only have one on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

  “What if someone gets sick on a Monday, Wednesday, or Friday?”

  The secretary looked at me without humor. “Then you get to go home.”

  “I’m just learning this now? All those civics classes I suffered through, for nothing.”

  She sighed. “What do you want, Maggie? You know we’re super busy before school.”

  I chewed my lip, deciding how to proceed. “What if I’m worried about the health of a student? Who would I talk to?”

  The secretary tilted her ash-blond head. I could see her flick through the mental card catalog of possibilities—drugs, pregnancy, depression. “You could talk to one of the assistant principals.”

  “Is Mrs. Cardenas available?”

  “No. Just Mr. Halloran. Would you like me to see if he has time to see you?” Her drolly bland expression said she knew the answer to that question.

  “Uh, maybe later. First I have to make an appointment for that root canal I’ve been putting off.”

  “Right. See you, Maggie.”

  “See you, Ms. Jones.”

  I grumped out of the office, irritated to be sidelined so quickly. Bad enough I had to rescue Jessica Prime at all. I wanted to get it over with.

  “Maggie!” Brian found me in the busy courtyard, a smile on his handsome face. He made a token effort to sober up. “I heard you and your friend had a fight at Cadillac Grill. I’m sorry.”

  “No, you’re not.”

  “If he’s just your friend, then I am. If he’s more than that, maybe not.” He flashed an unrepentant grin and I had to give him points for honesty. He handed me a ticket. “That will get you into the game this afternoon. When it’s over, I thought we could get something to eat.”

  I had a lot to do that afternoon. Besides homework, newspaper, and yearbook, there was saving the world as well. Where was I going to fit in a date?

  But none of these excuses actually made it to my lips and Brian took my silence as assent. He dashed off before I could tell him to be extra careful.

  I turned to go to my own class, but stopped when I saw Jessica Prime staring at me from near the picnic tables. There was malice in her eyes, but that didn’t shock me. It was the sunken hollows in her cheeks and the collarbones jutting out like knives. She looked like a walking toothpick with a pair of grapes stuck on the front. Her fake boobs were the only things with any life. The rest of her was deflated down to the bones.

  How had this happened so quickly? Was the change so fast, or was I looking with new eyes? Either way, it was clear I wasn’t going to be able to wait for the nurse to return tomorrow. I had to take action immediately.

  I arrived in the locker room early, which should have given Coach Milner’s marathon-conditioned heart an attack. She glanced up from her desk as I tapped on her office door. “Got a minute, Coach?”

  “Certainly, Quinn. Have a seat. If you’re worried about your grade for the swimming portion of the six weeks—”

  She broke off with a raised eyebrow as I closed the door and sat down purposefully. “It’s not my grade. Though I will point out that lots of people have phobias about the water. But this is about Jessica Prime—I mean, Prentice.”

  “Prentice? What about her?”

  “Last Friday, when I went back to get my goggles, I heard her throwing up. In secret.”

  The coach’s eyes narrowed. “You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, Quinn. Maybe lunch wasn’t agreeing with her.”

  “I don’t think any food is agreeing with her.”

  “Look, Quinn. Not everyone with a trim figure is anorexic or bulimic. As a cheerleader, Prentice must be rigid about diet and exercise. You shouldn’t let jealousy color your perceptions.”

  I sat back in the molded plastic chair. “Jealousy?”

  “Yes. You struggle in every physical activity, when you bother to try at all. For your height, you could stand to lose at least five pounds. I’ve been teaching P.E. for a long time, and I can tell you, a healthy body comes with hard work.”

  “Yeah, well, I don’t think that includes sticking a finger down my throat.” Furious, I surged to my feet. “I thought you’d be an advocate for a healthy person, not just a thin body. My five extra pounds means an extra book read, or another banana split I shared with my dad. I’m happy like I am, and I am certainly not jealous of Jessica Cheers-for-Brains Prentice.”

  “That’s detention, Qui
nn.” Milner’s face went red beneath her sun-bronzed tan. She shoved a D Hall slip at me. “Take it and go.”

  “Fine.” I grabbed the pass from her. “But open your eyes and take a look at her today, not how you remember her looking last week. Just help her. Please.”

  I stormed out, leaving the door open behind me. I ran into a crowd of girls in various stages of dress, their changing interrupted as they gathered to stare in confusion at Jessica Prentice. It was impossible to call her “Prime” while she gazed at herself in the mirror and wept in unfeigned anguish.

  “How did this happen?” she wailed, unable to tear her eyes from her reflection. “I haven’t eaten anything. I’ve exercised two, three hours every day.”

  I could sense the funeral pyre stench at the back of my throat. I was attuned to the smell by this time; it seemed faint. Days old.

  Thespica stood to one side of the mirror, her face twisted with anxiety. “You don’t look fat, Jessica.” She wrung her fingers into a fearful knot. “Maybe, if you’re worried, you should see a doctor.”

  The crowd parted for Coach Milner. If the scene weren’t so pathetic, I would have relished her shocked expression.

  “What’s going on, Prentice?” Milner asked when she had recovered herself. She pitched her tone somewhere near its usual go-get-’em bluster.

  “Look at me, Coach.” Jessica could not tear her gaze from the mirror. “I’m so…fat.”

  “You’re not fat, Prentice.” She moved slowly, reaching to take the girl’s arm. “You’re going to be fine. Why don’t we go in my office and talk?”

  “No!” She pulled away. “I know you think I must be eating like a pig, but I’m not. I’m not eating at all.” Tears slipped down her gaunt cheeks.

  “I know you’re not. Let’s just go in my office….”

  Milner turned her gently away from her reflection. Jessica saw me, and started to shriek. That was always such a pleasure.

  “It’s her, isn’t it? Did she tell you I’m crazy? She hates me, you know.”

  “Let’s leave Quinn out of this.”

  “She’s just jealous!” The girl began to sob. “Or she was. Now look at me! I’m disgusting.”

  I looked. Not at her, but in the mirror. When Jessica opened her eyes and gazed at her image, I saw her toothpick-and-grape figure burble and warp. In its place was a girl I had never seen before. It wasn’t merely that she was fat. She was certainly overweight—rolls of flesh strained against her too-small clothes—but a wardrobe change would do wonders.

  No, this girl in the mirror, wearing Jessica Prime’s clothes, her hair, her boobs, was ugly. She had piggish eyes and a bulbous nose and as I watched, her face erupted in a minefield of gaping black pores and pus-filled pimples.

  Jessica screamed. The sound echoed off the metal lockers and the tile floors. Some of the girls put their hands over their ears. Some were too appalled to move. They couldn’t see what Jessica saw in her reflection. To their eyes, her perfection was marred only by her emaciation and slipping sanity.

  She reached her hands to her face and began to claw at it, to tear the skin. I jumped forward to stop her, dizzy from the dual vision of the girl, nearly perfect and utterly grotesque. As she raked her nails over her cheeks, in the mirror the pimples popped and ran, and I gagged on the putrid smell. It was as if, in the vision-Jessica, all the rot inside her oozed out of her face.

  I squeezed my eyes shut and dragged her hands down as Coach Milner came to help. Jessica fought us like a wild thing, flailing and kicking, shrieking at the top of her lungs. Milner got her in a restraining hold, wrapping whipcord arms around her from behind, and gently but inexorably lowering the struggling girl to the floor.

  “Call nine-one-one,” she said as Jessica went limp. In her weakened state, she was no match for the coach. She subsided, sobbing, a wretched heap of sticks on the cold tile floor.

  21

  i met Lisa after school at Froth and Java, desperate for a caffeine boost and some debriefing. “On the other hand,” I told her at the end of my tale, “I did avoid landing in detention for the second day in a row.”

  Battlefield humor. We sat outside and the balmy afternoon with its endless blue sky stood in glaring contrast to my gnawing worry.

  Lisa leaned back in her chair, arms folded. “How do you keep ending up in the thick of these things?”

  I sipped my vanilla latte. “Believe me, it’s not by choice.”

  “What do you care if Queen Jessica wastes away to nothing? She took that humiliating picture so she and her friends could cackle at you.”

  “Thanks for reminding me.”

  Lisa plopped her elbows on the table. “I’m serious. If you were a different kind of girl, you might have slit your wrists.”

  “But I didn’t. I never even thought of it.” In fact, I was shocked at the idea.

  “That’s because you’re reasonably together, and you have me for a friend. But you were hiding in the toilet.”

  My cheeks heated up. “That was temporary.”

  “And yet you know how it felt.” She stabbed her finger on the glass table, nailing home her point. “How many girls commit suicide because of witches like Jessica? If not all at once, then slowly, by starving or eating themselves to death. Or by sleeping around to try and find some self-esteem.”

  “So that makes it right that Jessica Prime got hauled away to the funny farm?” Her screams still echoed in my head.

  Lisa scowled and traced a figure in the condensation that dripped from her soda. “It seems fitting, if a little extreme. But you can’t expect a Jessica to do anything without going over the top.” She took a drink and set the cup back down.

  I could see her point. The bane of so many girls’ lives, flipping out in the locker room and having to be taken away in restraints? There was a kind of cosmic justice to it. But the cosmos, or Fate, or deity of your choice hadn’t set this in motion. Someone earthly had meted a malicious and disturbing vengeance.

  Lisa changed the subject and I was happy to let her. “Who is this guy you were arguing with at Cadillac Grill?”

  “Justin. A friend of mine.”

  “Uh-huh. So why don’t I know this ‘friend’?” she asked.

  I twisted the insulating sleeve on my cardboard cup. “Because he’s…new.”

  “I heard he was cute.”

  “Very.”

  She gave me a squinty, what-is-your-damage sort of look. “Then why in heaven’s name are you going out with Brian Kirkpatrick tonight?”

  “I sort of agreed to it by accident.” And since he was one of the six in the picture, I figured it might be a good idea to stick around him.

  As if reading my mind—and I wouldn’t quite put it past her—Lisa said, “I don’t know what I think about your having this ESP, or whatever it is, if it’s going to keep you hanging around the Jocks and Jessicas.”

  “Well, they’re dwindling fast, aren’t they? There aren’t any Jessicas left.”

  “Oh, Minor will be back.” Lisa paused with a devilish smile. “When she makes bail.”

  Now that I could laugh at.

  Avalon High’s home games were held on the university’s baseball diamond. I arrived during the third inning; I could see the scoreboard from the parking lot. This was my compromise, to avoid seeming too eager for this to be a date.

  It was a perfect baseball evening, with the kind of temperate weather that makes me love spring in Avalon. Under a very slight breeze, the sun bowed out gradually, lending a warm light but not too much glare: the magic hour, in photography terms.

  I brought my camera with me and took pictures of the spectators with the light of the setting sun on their faces, bags of popcorn in their hands. Of the left-field guy, hands on knees in an anticipatory crouch, dirt-streaked uniform against the vibrant green grass. Idyllic, boys-of-summer stuff.

  Eventually I found a seat behind the home-team’s dugout. Brian got on base the first time I saw him go to bat. He was tagged out at second on
what the guy beside me called “a really nice squeeze play.” He was of a parental age, and wore a blue-and-gold Avalon T-shirt. This was either very cute or very sad.

  When Brian jogged back to the dugout, he seemed unsteady on his feet. He waved his coach’s concern away. Mine was less easily put aside.

  “You all right?” I asked when he came over to say hi.

  He pulled off his hat and rested his elbows on the fence. Even hat hair looked good on him. “I’m fine. Just a little hot. Are you having a good time?” he asked.

  “Sure. Too bad about that squeeze play.” I hope that impressed him, because it was the only baseball I spoke.

  He shrugged. “That’s how the game is played.”

  If you say so. What did I know?

  The coach called out to him, “Hey, Kirkpatrick. Stop flirting and get on the field.”

  “See you on the next side out,” I said.

  Brian laughed and put his hat back on. “Funny. See you next inning. Bye, Dad!” He waved at Mr. Squeeze Play, and then grabbed his glove from the bench and ran onto the field.

  I reevaluated the parental unit. “You’re Brian’s dad?”

  “You must be Maggie.” He grinned and offered his hand. Yep. They were definitely related. “Glad to meet you.”

  “Likewise.” Heck. How did an accidental date turn into a meeting with a parent? “Enjoying the game?”

  “I’d enjoy it more if we were ahead. But it’s only the fifth inning.”

  “Right.” I returned to my seat. “I don’t know much about baseball, I’m afraid.”

  “I’ll explain it if you want, but I know my wife finds it equally satisfying to just enjoy the weather and cheer when I do.”

  “Sounds about my speed.”

  The opposing team’s batter came up to the plate, and went back to the dugout. The next player hit two foul balls, then another one that managed to stay in the lines. He was out at first base, though, thanks to Brian. I cheered for that, too.