I set off ultra-self-consciously. I didn’t know if I was supposed to limp or not. Dr Malory squinted carefully at me. I moved stiffly round his desk, goose pimples prickling my arms.
‘Yes, yes, I thought so. There’s definitely a slight limp there – do you see, Miss Kettle?’
‘Yes, but I tell you, it’s her shoes. Take the shoes off, Elsie, and walk properly for the doctor.’
I unlaced my shoes and padded around in my socks. I felt even worse now because I had a hole in my sock and my big toe poked through.
‘She’s still limping,’ said Dr Malory. ‘Come here, Elsie.’
He got off his chair and felt each leg all over again. ‘Ah!’ he said triumphantly as he prodded my right kneecap. ‘It definitely feels doughy.’
Mum and I looked at each other, baffled.
‘It’s a classic symptom. Look, it’s a little swollen – and the right knee feels hotter too,’ said Dr Malory.
We all stared at my knee as if it were a loaf of bread starting to rise. I couldn’t really see much difference between my knees. They were both knobbly and rather grubby because Nan wasn’t there to tell me to give them a good scrub.
‘Why are we looking at her knees?’ said Mum. ‘Surely you get TB in your chest?’
‘This isn’t pulmonary tuberculosis, Miss Kettle. I’m pretty sure Elsie has the bovine variety.’
We looked at him blankly.
‘I think she has tuberculosis of the knee,’ he said.
‘So, can you cure it?’ said Mum.
‘She’ll need complete rest in hospital,’ said Dr Malory.
‘With Nan in the sanatorium!’ I said.
‘No, no, we’ll send you to a special orthopaedic hospital,’ said Dr Malory, busy writing notes. ‘There’s a very good one with a children’s ward at Miltree.’
‘What?’ said Mum. ‘That’s a good fifty miles away! Can’t she go to the local hospital? Or can’t she stay in bed at home if all she needs is rest?’
‘No, Elsie’s leg needs to be completely immobilized in a special splint, and once my diagnosis is confirmed she’ll need daily injections too.’
‘I don’t like injections,’ I mumbled.
‘Yes, but you’re going to be a good brave girl and not make a fuss, isn’t that right?’ Dr Malory smiled at me.
‘Will I get Smarties every time they inject me?’ I asked.
‘I rather doubt it, but you can have one now,’ he said, reaching for his special jar.
He gave me a dark brown one this time. It was my least favourite. I hated the colour brown and I didn’t like dark chocolate very much, but I managed to thank him politely and popped it in my mouth.
‘Now, Miss Kettle, you need to take Elsie back to the hospital for further X-rays straight away – just give them this note,’ said Dr Malory.
‘Oh, for goodness’ sake, she’ll start glowing in the dark with all these blooming X-rays!’ said Mum. ‘Aren’t they supposed to be bad for kiddies?’
‘Tuberculosis is worse – and we need to confirm the diagnosis. Then, as soon as Elsie’s had the X-rays, you need to take her to the orthopaedic hospital. I’ll phone ahead and tell them to expect you this afternoon.’
‘Surely we can wait till you’re certain sure she’s got TB of the leg or whatever?’
‘Elsie needs to be rested in bed under observation,’ said Dr Malory.
‘One day can’t possibly make any difference,’ Mum argued. ‘I’ve got a job interview lined up for this afternoon. I can’t go chasing halfway across the country looking for some bally hospital, not if I’m going to make the interview – and anyway, where am I going to get the fare for the two of us? I’m totally skint right this minute.’ She looked at him hopefully, as if she expected him to take out his wallet and offer her a couple of pound notes.
‘If money is a serious problem, take this note and show it at the National Assistance office,’ said Dr Malory. ‘Don’t look so worried, Elsie. I have a feeling they will have a great big Smartie jar for good girls in the hospital.’ He made little waving movements with his hands, clearly ushering us out.
‘Well!’ said Mum, out in the street. She peered warily at my wrist again, as if it were a time bomb. ‘It looks like you’ve really got it then. Gawd, what a turn-up. We’d better hurry and get you kitted out with new pyjamas and a decent toothbrush.’
I didn’t usually wear any pyjamas or nighties in bed – I stayed in my vest and frilly knickers. I couldn’t help feeling excited when Mum took me into Woolworths, especially when I saw a pair of pink winceyette pyjamas patterned all over with kittens.
‘Oh Mum, please may I have those ones? Oh Mum, please, please, please,’ I begged, hanging on her arm.
‘They’re seven shillings and sixpence! It’s daylight robbery,’ said Mum – but she bought them, and a pink toothbrush, and a Muffin the Mule flannel.
‘Are we using up all our money, Mum? Will we have to go to the National Assistance?’ I asked.
‘Ssh! No, we will not! That doctor had a cheek suggesting it. We’re not riff-raff,’ said Mum.
She bought me a new Girl too, and a pastel sweetie necklace. ‘You can eat it when you get sick of wearing it,’ she said.
‘Oh Mum, I do love you,’ I said, and reached up to kiss her.
She pulled away from me. ‘Watch out! I don’t want your germs!’ she said sharply.
I backed away in dismay, my hands over my mouth.
‘Now don’t look at me like that with those big Bambi eyes! There’s no point me catching it too, is there? I’m the one who has to work to pay all the bills,’ said Mum. ‘Now come on – let’s go and get those stupid X-rays done.’
We went back to the hospital. I had to lie down on a strange table this time and keep very still while they twisted my legs into odd positions. We’d been kept waiting a long time so it was nearly lunch time now.
‘Tell you what, we’ll go to Lyons for a treat,’ said Mum.
Nan and I rarely went to Lyons, and never for lunch. If we went out, we went to the ABC and shared a currant bun and a milk-and-a-dash, and I had an extra sugar cube to suck.
‘Are we having a bun, Mum?’ I asked.
‘No, we’ll have a proper lunch,’ she said.
I couldn’t make up my mind in the queue so Mum chose for me: tomato soup with a roll and butter, fish and chips – under a plastic dome to keep them warm – and then strawberry mousse.
It was the most glorious meal I’d ever had, and yet somehow I didn’t feel like eating it. I kept thinking of the germs wriggling around inside me. I could almost feel them tickling under the skin. I kept my sore wrist covered up with my cardigan sleeve and hid it under the table to make sure no one could even get a glimpse of it. I ate one-handed, trying hard not to spill the bright red soup.
Mum kept staring at me, shaking her head. ‘I can’t quite take it in,’ she said. ‘Eat up nicely now, Elsie.’
I tried hard but my throat seemed to have closed up. I couldn’t even swallow the soft white roll, though I chewed and chewed. I ended up just sucking a few chips and eating a spoonful of mousse.
‘What a waste,’ said Mum, but she’d barely touched her own meal. She looked at her watch. ‘Look, my interview’s at two. Maybe we could trek all the way to this hospital afterwards. How do you feel about that?’
I wasn’t really used to being asked how I felt. I shrugged my shoulders.
‘That’s it. That’s what we’ll do,’ said Mum. ‘After all, someone’s got to pay the rent, eh? And it’s going to cost me a fortune, going backwards and forwards to Miltree.’
‘How long will I be there?’ I asked. The roll still seemed to be in my throat, stopping me from swallowing properly.
‘How should I know?’ said Mum. ‘Then I suppose I’ll have to visit your nanny too, though she really doesn’t deserve it, passing all her TB on to you.’
‘Nan didn’t mean to, Mum,’ I said. A sudden overwhelming desire for Nan washed over me. ‘I must see h
er!’
‘Don’t be silly, Elsie – you’ve only just seen her.’
‘But if I’m going to be in this hospital, I need to say goodbye. Can I get the bus out to the sanatorium while you go for your interview?’
‘No you can’t! You’re so gormless you’d never get the right bus. You’d be off to John o’ Groats or down to Land’s End. And it would be a wasted journey anyway. There’s no visiting allowed on weekdays. Now, come on, we’ll take you home and you can get packed up while I go to my interview. There’s a good girl.’
Home still seemed so strange without Nan in it. It was a very small basement flat but now it seemed very big and very bleak. I wandered from room to room, playing a ridiculous game. If I held my breath and counted to twenty, then maybe, just maybe, I’d find Nan in her armchair, Nan standing stirring something at the stove, Nan having a doze on the bed, Nan on the toilet with her floppy pink knickers around her ankles. I looked for phantom Nans in each room, scarlet in the face from holding my breath, even though I knew she was in the sanatorium, imprisoned in that narrow bed as if her green coverlet were chain mail.
‘Nan!’ I wailed, and then I covered my mouth with my hand because my voice sounded so eerie in the silent flat.
I retreated to my bedroom, stood on a chair, and fetched my cardboard suitcase down from the top of the wardrobe. I packed my new kitten pyjamas and my comic. I didn’t have a sponge bag so I put my toothbrush and toothpaste into an old sock. I tucked Albert Trunk’s trunk into the other sock, pretending it was his nosebag. I thought he needed a little comfort, stuffed up in my suitcase.
I spent a long time picking over the rest of my toys, wondering if I should take any of them with me. There was a teddy I’d had since I was a baby, but he’d lost his glass eyes. Nan sewed new eyes on in thick black thread, but they changed his whole expression, so he looked incredibly bad-tempered. I decided he’d much prefer staying at home undisturbed.
I had a plastic duck and an enamel spinning top and a set of little coloured bricks, but they were all baby toys and I never played with them now. I had a book, Treasure Island, given to me long ago by Uncle Stanley. He said it had been his favourite book when he was a little boy. I was in the top set for reading and I liked books, but I couldn’t get into Treasure Island – I wasn’t very interested in pirates. I invented an island game for Nan and me instead. I still had a whole pad of drawings of our own special treasure island, with a mermaid lagoon and banana trees and beautiful shells, and a little house made out of twigs and palm leaves, just big enough for two. We found treasure, of course – a great tin trunk of rubies and emeralds and diamonds. I threaded them on necklaces and we wore six each, our chests flashing red and green and sparkling white in the tropical sun.
I wondered about packing the drawing pad in my suitcase, but there were no spare pages left and my pictures seemed embarrassingly childish now, Nan and I gawky pin-people, and the yellow sand just smudged scribble.
I didn’t have any other toys. I wandered into Nan’s room instead. I touched her china crinoline lady and her lace doilies and her little pin pot in the shape of a strawberry. Then I picked up her button box with Snow White and Sooty and Marmalade on the front. I gave them all a stroke, stretched an elastic band right over the box so it wouldn’t come undone, wrapped it in my vest to muffle the clatter of the buttons, and packed it underneath Albert Trunk.
There! I sat back on my heels and played a little drum tune on my suitcase. I thought that if I acted in a jaunty manner, it might stop feeling so scary. ‘Hey, it’s all right, Elsie!’ I said out loud. ‘Maybe the hospital will be really nice and they’ll give you lots of Smarties like Doctor Malory said. There will be nurses, and they’ll all look pretty in their blue dresses and white aprons and funny white hats. They will tuck you up in bed and look after you until you are better. Nan will get better too and—’
I couldn’t keep up the pretence any more.
‘Nan!’ I wailed, and I keeled over onto the cold lino and howled, my inflamed wrist tucked into my armpit. I cried for a very long time, until my whole face was slippery with tears and snot, and I’d made my new sweet necklace uncomfortably sticky. I fell asleep in a little sodden ball and didn’t wake up until I heard Mum coming in the front door.
‘WELL, EVERY CLOUD has a silver lining,’ said Mum as we rattled along in the train. ‘Imagine me, personal secretary to a managing director!’
I stared out at the little gardens flashing past. Two boys stood on top of an air-raid shelter, pointing. I wasn’t stupid: I knew they were simply pointing at the train and then making a note of the number – two harmless little train spotters – but it felt as if they were pointing straight at me.
There goes germy Elsie with her TB! they might be writing. Keep clear of her!
‘I’d really only gone for the receptionist’s job – any girl with a pretty face can do that – but Mr Perkins asked about my typing and shorthand,’ said Mum.
A large collie dog barked at the train. He barked right at me, and I had to hold tight to Snow White and Sooty and Marmalade, who hissed and squirmed in my arms. They’d wriggled out of a crack in my suitcase and were trying to comfort me. I gave them each a special stroke.
‘Stop dabbing your hands about – you look gormless,’ said Mum. ‘Yes, I was a bit worried when I had to take dictation. I haven’t done shorthand since I was at school and I was never that good at it, to be honest – but I looked him straight in the eye and said I was a bit rusty because I’d been pursuing a career on the stage, and he was ever so understanding.’
We passed a school and I could see all the heads of the children sitting at their desks. Some of them looked out at me. ‘Did you hear about Elsie Kettle?’ they whispered. ‘She’s got TB!’
I thought about my own school. Maybe they’d found out already.
‘We always knew Elsie Kettle was dirty,’ Marilyn and Susan said in chorus.
‘Just think, I nearly made friends with her!’ said Laura.
‘Poor little Elsie, I hope I haven’t caught her horrid germs,’ said Miss Roberts, washing her angora cardie just in case it was contaminated.
I gave a little moan.
‘Yes, I think he rather liked the idea – said he’d always been very partial to theatre-going. He asked which plays I’d appeared in. I had to be a little vague – I doubt he’s ever been to the Saucebox Follies! Though I don’t know – there was a naughty twinkle in his eye for all he was so gentlemanly in his pinstripe suit. Elsie . . . ? Oh Elsie!’
She’d seen the tears rolling down my cheeks.
‘Cheer up, you silly sausage. You’re going to be fine. They’ll make you better in hospital. All you have to do is lie in bed and rest. Sounds good to me!’
I carried on crying. I was scared she’d get cross, but she cuddled me in close and stroked my hair with her long cool fingers.
‘There now, little bunny,’ she murmured.
She used to call me Bunny when I was very little and had a hood on my jacket with furry rabbit ears. I nestled against her and she didn’t even tell me off when my nose dribbled onto her smart suit.
‘What’s up with the little moppet?’ the woman opposite asked. ‘She’s going to hospital, you say?’
I felt Mum stiffen.
‘Yes, she’s hurt her knee,’ she said quickly.
The woman launched into a long and harrowing account of her son’s stay in hospital when he was a little boy.
‘Starved him, they did. Just gave him a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy for his dinner. I ask you, is that food fit for a growing lad? I should send your little girl in with a big tuck box or she’ll fade away altogether. She’s thin as a pin already!’
‘She’s naturally petite,’ said Mum, a little huffily. ‘There now, Elsie. Have a little rest, dear.’ She cradled me closer.
The woman started talking again but Mum hushed her. ‘Do you mind? I’d like her to have a little nap,’ she said firmly.
I wasn’t the sli
ghtest bit sleepy because I’d napped for a couple of hours that afternoon, but I shut my eyes and snuggled up to Mum. She was so different to Nan, who said herself she was all string and bones. Mum was soft yet firm, like a cushion, though her bosom and tummy were taut and I could feel the elastic ridges of her underwear. I knew for a fact that Mum’s knickers were even frillier than mine, but they didn’t look at all silly on her.
The train made a comforting diddly-dum, diddly-dum noise, over and over again. When it slowed down and stopped at each station, there were the same sounds too: slamming doors and whistle-blowing, and then judders and wheezes as the engine blew out steam. Perhaps we weren’t going in a straight line at all. Perhaps we were on a gigantic circular track, like a toy train, and we’d be going round and round for ever, never arriving.
But suddenly Mum gave me a push and stood up, grabbing my suitcase. ‘Come on, Elsie, we get off here!’ she hissed.
‘Good luck, dear!’ called the woman. ‘Chin up!’
I tucked my chin down into my coat and stumbled off the train. Mum was quizzing the porter and looking annoyed.
‘For pity’s sake, the bus goes every hour, and would you believe it, we’ve just missed one!’ she said. ‘We’ll get you there by midnight at this rate – and then I’ve got to make the whole wretched journey back again! Come on, we’d better have a cup of tea.’
We went into the refreshment room at the station. I still wasn’t hungry even though I hadn’t eaten my lunch. Mum bought me a tuppenny iced bun, but I just licked the white topping off and then played cigars with the bun while Mum sipped her tea and crunched on a custard cream.
It wasn’t very cold in the room but I seemed to be shivering. My teeth clanked against my glass of lemon barley water.
‘Stop that,’ Mum said.
I tucked my teeth behind my lips, which made drinking difficult. A long dribble of lemon barley spurted down my coat.
‘Your good coat!’ said Mum – as if I had a whole wardrobe of other coats. She spat on the edge of her hankie and rubbed my coat vigorously so that I juddered up and down inside it. ‘Honestly, I can’t take you anywhere without you showing me up.’