His mother was still talking, but Tedros felt that slimy feeling in his throat again. “There’s a strange guest room in the White Tower,” he said, interrupting her. “It connects to Lady Gremlaine’s old roo—”
“I’m aware,” said Guinevere, anticipating him. “Your father had it built right after you were born to house a blind seer who painted your coronation portrait and wanted privacy during the week he was painting it. It adjoined to Lady Gremlaine’s in case the seer needed her assistance.” His mother paused. “Even so, there was something about that room I never liked. When the seer left, I made your father give me the only key to it. It’s why you have the key on your ring instead of Lady Gremlaine. All of this means that your father never could have used that room while we were married, Tedros. So whatever theories you’ve conjured in your head, you can let go—”
“Then how did she get in that day?” Tedros asked.
Guinevere’s shadow straightened. “Who?”
“Lady Gremlaine. I was trying to hide from the guards. I locked the door to that room, but somehow she got in. She pretended I hadn’t locked it. But I know I did. She had a key. She had to have had a key.”
Slowly Guinevere turned towards the castle, lit by its faint glow, the tightness in her face returning.
Tedros stared at her. “Mother, where does Lady Gremlaine live?”
Guinevere shook her head. “Nottingham. Tedros, stop. Nothing happened. You’re confusing Lies with Truth,” she said, turning to him. “Focus on finding—”
But her son was already gone, leaping between pools as he ran, like he’d done all those years ago as a child. . . .
Only this time he left his mother behind.
22
AGATHA
The Mysteries of a Name
“Here comes the Prude Brigade,” Sophie groaned, fresh-faced and glowy in a blue-and-gold caftan, her giant hoop earrings shimmering in the afternoon sun. “Just because he kissed me doesn’t mean I have the faintest clue who he is.”
“Because, really, who needs to know who they’re kissing?” Agatha snapped next to her.
“Girls, let’s focus on what’s important,” Professor Dovey frowned, her face magnified inside the bubble over the dining table, wobbling from the ship’s bumpy course. “The Snake is still at large and coming for Camelo—”
“Is it my fault your dear Teddy didn’t show up to save us?” Sophie puffed in Agatha’s direction. “Is it my fault your king is derelict in his duties? Don’t blame me for being swept off my feet by a hero who actually knows how to do his job.”
“We don’t even know who he is! You don’t even know his name!” Agatha blared.
“Does knowing Tedros’ name make him any more competent or useful? No, it doesn’t,” Sophie said, inhaling her rose luxuriously. “Say what you want about your Lion but this Lion adores me, shows up on time, and smells like a red-blooded man.”
“Right, because your nose for men is so reliable!” Agatha barked.
“Keep your voices down!” Professor Dovey said. “The last thing we need is word getting out that while the Woods is crumbling and a villain is on the loose, a Dean of our school is kissing nameless boys!”
“Less a Prude Brigade and more a Prude Police,” Sophie murmured.
Agatha subtly turned her head towards the galley. With all the new questers rescued onto the Igraine after the Four Point battle, the ship’s interior was chock-full. Luckily no one was listening to her and Sophie. Beatrix and Reena were sniffling and writing letters of condolence to Millicent’s relatives, while Dot was at the window whispering to Agatha’s courier crow, which had Camelot’s official ring around its neck. Hester and Anadil were tending to Kiko’s burns, Vex’s mangled ear, and ten other injured questers in a makeshift hospital; bandaged-up Hort was barking at the enchanted pot to make him a sandwich (it made broccoli instead); Nicola was studying Sophie’s Quest Map (that Sophie had let Nicola borrow it at all was proof their friendship had come a long way); and through the bathroom door, Agatha could see Bogden and Willam poring over a round of tarot cards on the floor.
“Agatha’s right. It matters who this boy is,” said Professor Dovey. “Not just because we need him on our side, but also because we need to know what he wants—”
“I told you. He wants me,” said Sophie, still fussing with her rose.
“A boy doing Good deeds to impress an Evil Dean?” Dovey said.
“Good boys love bad girls. Everyone my age knows that,” Sophie bit back.
“If he’s so Good, then why haven’t I seen him before?” Dovey hounded. “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a boy in possession of a Good character must want to come to my school. Yet, despite the fact I review thousands of applications for prospective Evers each year, I’ve never seen this ‘Lion’ in my life. And I’ve had a good look at his face—”
The Dean seemed to move her ball because the field of view turned upside down, veering around Sophie’s quarters in the School Master’s tower, which the wolves were violently remodeling while Professor Manley supervised—thankfully Sophie didn’t notice—before the crystal ball settled on the Storian’s painting of a tan, copper-haired boy kissing Sophie.
Dovey turned the crystal ball back on herself. “I had the fairies copy the boy’s image and without giving details, I asked all the teachers and students of both schools if they recognized him. No one has ever seen this boy before. Not a single person. Which, given his accomplishments and skills last night, seems rather impossible. There is something familiar in his face, though . . . something I can’t quite put my finger on—”
She coughed hard, clutching her chest, upending the ball. As it resettled, Agatha noticed the black ridges under Dovey’s eyes had grown deeper, her face seemingly older overnight.
“Professor, I know you want us to retrieve the rest of the quest teams,” said Agatha, “but you don’t sound well—”
“We can come back to school and help you,” Sophie agreed, suddenly alert. “That’s my quest as Dean—”
“No, your quest is to follow my orders. Besides, I’m fine, though my crystal ball is running out of time for today, so pay attention,” Dovey insisted, her voice still shaky. “After what’s happened with Millicent and Chaddick, I don’t want any more students hurt. Find the remaining quest teams immediately, bring them onto the Igraine, and return them to the School for Good and Evil, where they’ll be safe. Also, I’ve spoken to Guinevere. More of the Snake’s attacks have been foiled by the Lion in Mahadeva and Foxwood. With the Lion on his tail, the Snake will surely storm Camelot and try to take it by force. If Camelot falls to the Snake, so will all the kingdoms of the Woods. Guinevere is working with Good and Evil leaders to quickly build an army to defend Camelot from the Snake and his mercenaries. Tedros, meanwhile, is riding out with Lancelot to meet the Lion tonight and find out who he is. If this Lion is indeed a loyal ally, he will be a crucial asset in fighting the Snake when he and his army assault the castle.”
“Tedros is riding into the Woods?” Agatha asked, bolting straighter.
“The Lion is meeting him?” Sophie asked, perking up.
“Where?” the two girls overlapped, then glanced at each other, frowning.
“Sherwood Forest,” said Professor Dovey. “It’s the only safe space near Camelot where the Snake can’t get to Tedros—”
“Mmm, not so safe anymore,” said a voice.
Agatha, Sophie, and Dovey raised their heads.
Dot held up soggy parchment, stamped with the Sheriff of Nottingham’s seal. “Since Agatha hasn’t been using her courier crow, I sent Daddy a note after the Four Point telling him I was safe. He’s sent back a letter saying those eely, snaky things were spotted around Nottingham last night. They haven’t attacked anyone or done anything bad, but they’re slipping in and out of people’s houses as if they’re searching for someone. If the Snake’s in Nottingham, that’s next to Sherwood Forest, where Tedros and the Lion are meeting.”
; Sophie blinked at her. “You eavesdropped on everything we were saying?”
“Eavesdropped? You were yelling,” said Beatrix, looking up.
“About the Lion,” said Anadil.
“And the kiss,” said Nicola.
“And how you don’t know his name,” said Hort, stonefaced.
“Sophie kisses Rafal, Sophie kisses Tedros, now Sophie kisses Lion with No Name,” said Kiko. “My mother said kiss too many boys and you turn into a snail.”
“Preach,” said Hester.
Sophie pursed her lips.
Dovey suddenly looked worried. “Scims in Nottingham? Girls, there were over a dozen Good and Evil leaders at the Camelot summit. All of them know Tedros and Lancelot are riding to meet the Lion in Sherwood Forest tonight. One of them could be a spy for the Snake. If so, the Snake might try to attack Tedros in Nottingham before he loses him in the Forest!” Dovey cast open her Quest Map, inspecting it. “Looks like Tedros is already close to the Nottingham border. A message won’t reach him in time. And Merlin hasn’t answered any of my letters so I don’t even know where he is. If Tedros is ambushed, it’ll fall on Lancelot alone to protect him!” She swiveled to the girls. “But your crew has the advantage of numbers. It’s our only option. You must find him before he meets the Lion and warn him he may have been betrayed—”
“We’ll set our course to Nottingham at once,” said Agatha nervously.
“We can’t let him be attacked!” Dovey pressed.
“We’ll save the Lion like he saved us—” Sophie breathed.
“She means Tedros, you idiot!” Agatha shot back.
“Right. Of course,” said Sophie tightly.
“Get to Nottingham, girls! Quickly!” said Dovey, the image of her face starting to fade. “Keep Tedros safe and bring him to Camelot. You must not fail! My crystal ball resets at midnight, so I’ll—”
She vanished midsentence like a ghost.
“Really, that crystal ball is a menace,” said Sophie.
Agatha whirled towards her. “We need to talk—”
Sophie was already standing. “We’ll do a nice catch-up over tea and those vile chocolate cookies you love,” she said, hustling away. “But you need to set the ship’s course and Kiko is desperate to speak to me, so it’ll have to be another time. . . .”
Tedros riding into the Woods . . . Tedros meeting the Lion . . . the Snake looking for him . . .
Agatha’s heart hammered as she hurried onto the deck and gripped the captain’s wheel. She had to get to Tedros before the Snake did—
“Fly to Nottingham!” Agatha commanded.
The ship rocked backwards, knocking her off her feet.
She heard screams from the galley as the Igraine pulled out of the sea, the ivory sails catching the wind, and launched straight upwards, like a balloon cut from its string, soaring up, up, up, until it leveled off, surrounded by puffy sunlit clouds. The Igraine pivoted west, as if setting its course, and zoomed into the horizon with smooth, comfortable speed.
Agatha lumbered off the floor, hearing groans and shouts inside the ship.
“You could have warned us!” someone hollered.
“Good job, Captain!” heckled someone else.
Agatha ignored them, watching the Igraine plow out of the cloud tunnel and into open sky. She should go and check on her crew—that was the Good thing to do—but her nerves were frayed, her body exhausted, and all she could think about was finding her prince.
A sense of déjà vu swept over her. Because last night she was sure she’d found her prince. When that masked Lion freed her, she’d felt so relieved and protected, back in her true love’s arms. But it wasn’t her true love and instead she’d watched the boy she thought was hers . . . kiss Sophie.
The shock of the Lion pulling off his mask and not being Tedros had left her reeling. Yet instead of being thankful to this so-called Lion or comforted that he’d saved them when Tedros hadn’t, Agatha wanted nothing to do with him. Why? Why wasn’t she happy that Sophie had found a new romance and their team a new ally? Why was her blood boiling as if this boy were a villain instead of a friend?
Was it because Sophie was back to her old princessey self, mooning over boys she barely knew? No . . . that wasn’t it. Sophie hadn’t sought out this Lion like she’d once sought out a prince. This boy had dropped into their story and kissed her out of the blue.
Maybe that’s what was irritating her: that some boy would kiss her best friend as his reward for a Good deed. No . . . that wasn’t it either. Most Everboys claimed to do Good for Good’s sake, but in the end, let’s face it: it was usually to get a girl.
No, deep down, Agatha knew what was really bothering her.
It was that Sophie was right.
The Lion had done Tedros’ job: not just last night, but now the Lion was heading off the Snake in other kingdoms. He’d swooped in like a hero and beat back the enemy, like she’d tried to—only, unlike her, he’d actually succeeded.
He’d been Tedros’ champion better than she’d ever be.
What would Tedros think of this boy who so effortlessly did what he hadn’t done? What she couldn’t do either? What must Tedros be thinking, going to meet him?
That it’s time he act like a king, the voice inside her retorted. But it’s too late.
No, it’s not, Agatha fired back. He is king. And I’ll help him prove it.
Once she and Tedros were reunited, everything would be fixed. They’d fight the Snake at each other’s side just like they’d once fought Rafal. They’d be a team again, stronger together than apart.
And as for this Lion . . . well, he could fight with them too.
Because having three people in your story always works out well, the voice inside her said.
Agatha squashed it.
Just get to Tedros, she told herself.
“Where are we going to land?” a voice asked. “Nottingham’s landlocked.”
Agatha turned to see Nicola striding purposefully onto the deck, the necklace with Sophie’s gold vial dangling off her fingers.
“We’ll figure it out when we get there,” said Agatha. “Sorry about the takeoff. Everyone okay?”
“Willam puked again and we had to put him down for a nap, which he probably needs since he keeps insisting that he can use tarot cards to communicate with the dead. Meanwhile, Bogden’s creepily sidling up to people and asking everyone if they saw the Lion’s face and whether he’s handsome, as if that matters. Think those two had a little too much lemonade at lunch. Rest of the crew is fine, though a bunch of them are too injured from their quests to come ashore in Nottingham; we’ll have to leave them on the ship. But forget all that,” said Nicola, breathless. “I found something. . . .”
She opened the gold vial on the necklace and poured out its contents, forming the magical Quest Map.
“See anything different?” Nicola asked.
Agatha peered at the Quest Map and its fourth-year figurines, spread across the kingdoms. At first, her eyes went to CHADDICK and MILLICENT, both crossed out and dripping with blood.
TEDROS, meanwhile, was streaking out of Camelot, and was only a short distance from Nottingham, the gateway into Sherwood Forest. His name was red, the way it had been since the first time Agatha had seen the map. The names aboard the Igraine were red too, including AGATHA and SOPHIE, which was no surprise, since the Snake was still at large—
Agatha’s eyes widened.
“Hold on,” she said. “Why aren’t these teams red?”
She pointed at GRONK’s quest team in Mahadeva . . . FLAVIA’s team in Foxwood . . .
“More of the Snake’s attacks have been foiled by the Lion in Mahadeva and Foxwood.” . . .That’s what Dovey had said in the dining room.
There was another team turning blue now, before her very eyes . . . JACOB’s group in Pifflepaff Hills, a kingdom west of Mahadeva and Foxwood . . . a kingdom adjacent to Nottingham. . . .
“Look closer,” said Nicola.
Ag
atha saw it and gasped.
A figurine separating from JACOB’s quest team, headed towards Nottingham.
A figurine in a Lion mask.
But that wasn’t all.
There was a name beneath it.
RHIAN.
“His name is . . . Rhian?” Agatha breathed.
“That’s what you’re focused on? His name?” said Nicola. “Not the fact this Lion boy has suddenly appeared on our school’s Quest Map?”
Agatha goggled at her, understanding. “But that means he’s a student at the School for Good and Evil. . . . That means he’s a fourth year. . . .”
“If there was a fourth year in your class named Rhian, wouldn’t you know who he is? Wouldn’t everyone on this ship?” Nicola asked. “Hort and I asked the whole crew. No one’s heard that name before.”
“But how else could he be on the Quest Map if he’s not a student at the school?” said Agatha.
“Well, whoever he is, the Storian recognizes him. Plus, he’s fixing students’ quests,” said Nicola, watching RHIAN streak away from JACOB’S team, which finished turning blue. “Are you sure you’ve never heard the name before?”
Agatha shook her head, stumped. “‘Rhian’ means nothing to me. Nothing at all.”
“Well, maybe it’ll mean something to his new girlfriend,” said Nicola.
Both of them looked towards the galley, hearing lovedrunk humming from a cabin below.
Agatha thumped on the door.
“Pretend to be talking to me!” she heard Sophie whisper inside. “Maybe she’ll go away!”
“But we don’t even like each other!” Kiko protested.
“Shhh! Just talk!”
“About what! Willam was going to read my tarot cards—he said he could communicate with Tristan from beyond and then you grabbed me and told me you had to show me something in your room—”