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Question: What can I put in a car’s gas tank that will really wreak havoc on the car? (Return)
Answer: boiled linseed oil…Every bearing in the motor will fry
Reply: No this is a night time stealth op. Can't be loud and can't be time consuming. And I'm not looking to invest money into this, so I guess linseed oil is out of the question, and I don't even know what that is anyway. BTW I'm not going around with "boiled" anything. Anyone else got any good ideas?
Rebuttal: It's in the paint department at Lowes, and you buy it as boiled or normal. It doesn't burn with the gas, so it collects in the cylinder with the motor oil, breaks down motor oil, leading to...Burnt rings; Scared cylinders; Toasted rod bearings; Toasted main bearings; Toasted cam bearings; Toasted turbo (if it has one). Throwing rods; Motor freezes up
Answer: Just piss into the tank. It's cheap (free), you have it with you, and it's SO satisfying. ;-]
Answer: Smash windshield with brick. Run.
Answer: Take a nasty, runny poop in his windshield wiper fluid. Don't forget to epoxy the hood down so they have to cut it off to get to the damaged internals.
Answer: RUN IN FRONT OF THE CAR WHILE THEY ARE DRIVING. PROBLEM SOLVED, BRAH
Answer: A lit match.
Answer: From what I hear sugar turns into syrup as the car runs, therefore clogging the fuel lines and engine. Update… All sugar does is clog the fuel lines, it does not ruin the engine.
Answer: Forget about doing stupid idiot stuff like this. Pour petrol over it and light it up. If you're up for it, smash a window and pour the fuel in there.
Answer: buy some driveway tar from Home Depot; pour on car; rinse; repeat.
Answer: Superglue this jerk’s windshield wipers to the windshield. He would never know until it rains and he tries to wipe the rain off of his windshield. Then he'll crash into a wall and lulz dead.
Reply: I'm going to do that to my ex girlfriend. She's going to get trashed. Mess with me; I'll show you what's up!
Answer: I'm surprised no one has mentioned thermite on the bonnet, it'll burn right through. No need to mess around with the gas tank. When I have some time and if it's requested enough I'll make some thermite and go to my junkyard and take a video of it working in action.
Reply: thermite will melt a hole in the engine block. also, just use a Bic-lighter and a sparkler to lite it
Reply: Sadly Bic-lighters are notorious for being pieces of garbage!!!
Reply: well then bring a flamethower.
Reply: A blowtorch? Shut the front door you slippery homo.
Reply: For those talking about thermite, the only way to ignite it (well, the best way) is with magnesium. Certain sparklers contain magnesium, but if you can steal some from your chem lab (assuming, OP, you're still a kidiot/in high school), that's easiest. Don't look at either the magnesium ribbon or the thermite when it's ignited, as it can severely damage your vision. There are plenty of guides on how to make thermite out there. Make it into moldable thermite (use clay, again, google), and make a nice shape on his bonnet.
Reply: Magnesium can be extracted from those Coleman firesteel type things. Looks like thisIMG]https://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FE5/1Z78/FBVHECFJ/FE51Z78FBVHECFJ.MEDIUM.jpg[/IMG]
Scrape off shavings with a knife you don’t care about, then light with flint and stand back.
Answer: The best sabotage isn't apparent and does the most damage. Compromise the oil filter, then procure some silicon carbide or diamond powder via crushing an abrasive grinding wheel. I would then place it into the oil filter. This would cause irreversible damage that could be blamed on poor maintenance schedules, not sabotage.
Answer: Put a bunch of random stuff in it. Pretty much anything will ruin it. Eggs, fish, peanut butter, vibrating toothbrush etc. Hopefully the plastic parts clanks around when he’s driving and he'll be pissed off trying to figure out what the funny noise is. And when the car mechanic takes it apart it will be lulz.
Answer: Just fill a beer bottle with gas and lithium Polymer batteries, bust the window, set inside, and light
Conclusion:
Boiled linseed was about the only useful thing to come of this thread. The rest is a bunch of self righteous bass hats who have never left their house long enough to do anything like this, let alone would be willing to go through with any of their poorly formulated suggestions. Please kill yourselves. If I wanted to go to jail for something stupid, I'd track your IP and kill you, wait for the cops to arrive, and attempt to do combat with them with a BB gun. This is called "gas tank revenge," not "let’s cause damage to the exterior of the car, or maybe even pop the hood and play mechanic, all the while hoping this goes unnoticed." Do you people even read, the thread or your own half-assed attempts at urban commando-esque activities, before deciding to post such utterly stupid suggestions and then getting bent out of shape because I didn't help raise your e-peen by catering to your stupidity? The worst part is, most of you aren't even attempting to troll, you actually take yourselves seriously.
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