“So where should we head?” she asked.
I smiled. “Good question.”
We both looked around. There was nothing but blue sky, blue water, and endless possibilities for the two of us.
Sarah stepped behind me at the helm, wrapping her arms around my waist. Then she whispered in my ear.
“Let’s just see where the wind takes us, John O’Hara.”
DID DIANA HOTCHKISS JUMP OR WAS SHE PUSHED? WAS SHE DEPRESSED OR THE KEEPER OF ONE SECRET TOO MANY?
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LET’S SEE WHAT she has in her medicine cabinet. I mean, as long as I’m here.
Careful, though. Before you turn on the light, close the bathroom door. The rest of her apartment is dark. Best to keep it that way.
What do we have here…lotions, creams, moisturizers, lip butter, ibuprofen. What about the meds? Amoxil for a sinus infection…lorazepam for anxiety…
Diana has anxiety? What the heck does she have to be anxious about? She’s the most put-together woman I know.
And what’s this—Cerazette for…birth control. She’s on the pill? Diana is on the pill? She never told me that. She isn’t having sex with me. Not yet, anyway. So who is she having sex with?
Diana, every time I think I have you figured out, you remind me that you’re a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Joe Pesci’s line from JFK, though it was first uttered by Winston Churchill in a 1939 radio address, describing Russia. President Roosevelt, who grew very close to Churchill during the war, once wrote to him, It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Diana, it is fun to be in the same decade with you. Now excuse me while I check out your bedroom closet.
Same drill, get inside, close the door, then turn on the light. Keep the light from filtering into the remainder of the condo.
Whoa. At least a hundred pairs of shoes lined up meticulously. Stuart Weitzman stilettos. Black knee-high Manolo Blahnik alligator-skin boots. Roger Vivier heels with the satin-rose toe. Red Jimmy Choos. Pink Escada evening sandals. Black Chanel pumps, appropriate for the boardroom or the five-star restaurant.
Woodrow Wilson favored white dress shoes with his linen suits. Lincoln had the biggest presidential shoe, a size fourteen, while Rutherford B. Hayes was the smallest at a seven.
You’ll have to excuse me. Sometimes my mind wanders. Kind of like Moses through the desert. Except that he had a better excuse. And a speech impediment, unlike me, unless you count putting your foot in your mouth.
Anyway, that’s a long story, so back to our regularly scheduled programming, Lady Diana’s Closet. And what do we have here, hanging behind a row of dresses, hidden from all but the keenest of voyeurs? Hmmm…
Leather vests and headgear. Chains and whips. Vibrators of various kinds and colors. One of them is purple and curved on the end (not sure why). Most of them are shaped like the male organ but some have appendages for some reason. There are some black beads on a string (what are those for?). Nipple rings, I get that, I guess. Creams and lotions. A long yellow feather—
Then I hear it and see it and feel it all at once—movement across the carpet, brushing against my leg, circling me—
“Hey, Cinnamon,” I say, after the momentary terror dissipates and the prickling of my spine ceases. Diana’s Abyssinian cat, three years old. The word Abyssinian is Ethiopian but the origin of the breed is believed to be Egyptian. Isn’t that weird? Abyssinians have bigger ears and longer tails than most cats. Their hair is lighter at the root than at the tip; only a handful of breeds can say that. I told Diana she should have named her cat “Caramel” instead because it more accurately describes the color of her coat. Plus I just like caramel more than cinnamon, especially those candy chews.
Okay, time to get to work. I turn off the closet light before I open the door—still dark in the place. I feel like Paul Newman in Thief.
Start with the bedroom. There’s a desk on one side near the balcony. Next to it, a pair of electrical outlets not in use. I plug the AC adapter into the lower outlet and drag the cord behind the window curtain toward the desk. It looks just like any other AC adapter for a computer or appliance. But it’s a high-resolution, motion-activated video recorder with thirty-two hours of memory that will film the entire room in color. It can be switched to continuous recording if necessary, but motion activation is the smarter play here. I like this one because it doesn’t need a battery, as it’s plugged into the wall. And it doesn’t transmit signals—it only records them to an SD card that can be played on a computer—so it wouldn’t be detected in a bug sweep.
Keeping low, I move out of the bedroom into Diana’s main living space, an open floor plan with a small kitchen area and a large living room and dining-room table. Her place is on the top floor of a condo building in Georgetown, which means she’s paying for location, not square footage.
I don’t want to use the AC adapter again; if it’s discovered once, it would be found again. Diversify, I say. But this one will require more detailed attention than plugging something into a wall, so I need my night-vision goggles. Like the serial killer in The Silence of the Lambs, except I’ve never murdered anyone, much less skinned them.
Murder can be made to look like suicide, and suicide can be made to look like murder.
Tired of worrying about house fires and home intruders? Want to spy on your party guests while you protect them from unwanted smoke inhalation? Introducing Benjamin’s functional all-in-one smoke detector and covert color camera. This easy-to-use gadget mounts to any ceiling and comes in three attractive colors to match any décor. Best of all, its 3.6-millimeter pinhole camera and audio microphone let you see and hear everything in the room. But that’s not all: If you act now, we’ll throw in a 12-volt power adapter absolutely free!
Trust me, I’m not as normal as I seem.
Okay, all done. The kitchen looks the same as it did when I entered. I drop Diana’s old smoke detector and my night-vision goggles into my gym bag and stop for a minute to make sure I haven’t left anything behind.
I check my watch: it’s 9:57 p.m. My instructions were to be done by ten. So I made it with three minutes to spare.
I reach for the doorknob and then it hits me—I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Paul Newman didn’t star in Thief. It was James Caan.
How could I mix up Paul Newman and James Caan? Must be the nerves.
I lock up and move quickly down the hallway to the fire escape, accessible by key. I pop the door open and slip into the night air just as I hear the ding of the elevator down the hallway.
I TAKE THE stairs of the fire escape, all six stories, at a slow pace, gripping the railing fiercely. I don’t like heights. Presidents Washington and Jefferson wanted D.C. to be a “low city.” I’m with them all the way.
In the 1890s, the Cairo Hotel was built on Q Street to a height of 160 feet high, towering over its neighbors. Congress passed a law a few years later, then amended it in 1910, which generally limits the height of buildings in the capital to the width of the street they face, plus twenty feet. Most streets in DC are no wider than 110 feet, so most buildings are no higher than 130 feet, which usually means thirteen floors or less.
Still too high for me. I can’t stand near ledges. I’m not so afraid of losing my balance or slipping. I’m afraid I’ll jump.
When I reach the bottom, I walk through the parking lot and take the stairs up to the brick path that follows the C & O Canal. Diana lives on a tiny, two-block stretch of 33rd Street Northwest between the Potomac River to the south and the Chesapeake and Ohio Canal to the north. Hers is the last building before the dead end at the canal, so it’s an isolated walk for me as I come around to the front of her building again.
It’s sticky-hot outside in August. The capital was built on swampland and our humidity is unbearable this time of year. I don’t blame Congress for staying away.
Two younger guys are standing outside the lofts across the street, smoking
cigarettes and checking out my bike.
“Sweet ride,” one of them says. He’s small and mangy, like Joaquin Phoenix in To Die For, Nicole Kidman’s breakout role, in my opinion, where she showed for the first time she could carry a movie.
“You like it?” I ask. I do, too. It’s a 2009 Triumph America. Dual overhead cams, 865cc, twin four-stroke engine, twin reverse cone pipes, phantom black with chrome detail. Yes, the same model Colin Farrell drove in Daredevil. I’m not saying I bought it for that reason. Not saying I didn’t. But yeah, it’s a pretty sweet ride.
“You get this thing out on the open road much?” the guy asks me.
Colin Farrell was terrific in Phone Booth. I liked that cop movie he did with Ed Norton, and that futuristic movie with Tom Cruise, Minority Report. He’s underrated as an actor. He should do a movie with Nicole Kidman.
“Yeah, I try to stretch her legs when I can,” I tell the guy. I’m not supposed to be advertising my presence here, and yet here I am chatting up a couple of guys about my bike.
I look up into the darkness at Diana’s apartment, at the brick triangular balcony that juts out, overlooking 33rd Street. The balcony serves more as a garden than anything, the ledges all lined with potted plants and flowers, some small trees sitting on the balcony floor, all of which she treats with loving care.
A light has gone on inside her apartment, illuminating the kitchen window.
“What do you got on the front there?” the guy asks me, kicking my front wheel.
“A 110/90 ME880,” I say. “I like to ride with 880’s front and back.”
Diana’s home already? That’s…interesting.
“Cool,” says the guy. “My tire guy doesn’t do Metzelers. I’ve been running Avons all these years.”
I look back at the guy. “They handle pretty well so far.”
He asks me for the name of my tire guy. I tell him while he scribbles it down on a scrap of paper. Then I jump on the bike and take one last look up at Diana’s balcony. Good night, Lady Di—
—what—
“No!” I cry.
A body is in freefall from Diana’s balcony, plunging headfirst six stories to the ground. I close my eyes and turn away, but I can’t close my ears to the sickening whump of a body hitting the bricks, of bones snapping and crunching.
I JUMP OFF my bike and sprint toward her. No. It can’t be. It can’t be her—
“Did you see that?”
“What happened?”
I reach her second, after two women, from a car in the circular driveway, have jumped out and knelt down beside her.
Oh, Diana. Her body lies just short of the street, spread-eagled and facedown. Her luminous hair spills over her crushed face and onto the curb. Blood runs over the curb onto the street. I stand by the two women, looking over their shoulders at the only woman I’ve ever—
Why, Diana? Why would you do this to yourself?
“Did anyone see what happened?” someone shouts.
“That was Diana’s balcony!” someone running toward the building shouts.
A crowd has quickly gathered. Nobody can do anything but stare at her, as though she were a museum object. She is—I can’t say the word, but she isn’t breathing, her body has been crushed, she…isn’t alive.
Leave her alone, I say in my head, maybe out loud, too. Give her space. Let her have some dignity.
At least it’s dark, which, mercifully, shrouds her in a semblance of privacy. You can’t see her damaged face, can’t see the pain. It is, in a strange way, consistent with Diana’s fierce pride that she would hide her broken face from the public even in death.
Somebody asks about an ambulance. Then ten people at once are on their cell phones. I sit back on my haunches, helpless. There is nothing I can do for her. Then I see, to my right, between the feet of some onlookers, pieces of a broken clay pot and dirt. I even detect a whiff of cinnamon. I look up at her balcony again, not that I can see anything from this angle in the dark. Must be her apple geraniums, which she kept in pots outside during the summer, near the tip of the triangular balcony overlooking the street.
I pull back and part the growing crowd of people, moving back onto 33rd Street, suddenly unable to be part of their morbid curiosity.
I turn and vomit on the street. Before I know it, I’m on all fours on the pavement.
Diana’s hand on my cheek. Diana giggling when she spilled creamer all over herself at that new coffee shop on M Street. Diana showing me her hair a month ago, when she dyed it brown, wondering what I thought, caring about my opinion. That look she had when something was on her mind but she didn’t want to say anything. Turning and looking at me, realizing it’s me, and smiling. Smiling that carefree smile but maybe not so carefree. She was taking lorazepam, you idiot; how did you miss that? How did you miss the signs?
She needed my help and I wasn’t there for her. I didn’t take the steps necessary to be proactive. It never occurred to me that suicide could be an option.
Murder can be made to look like suicide, and suicide can be made to look like murder.
“Hey, bro—”
The apple geraniums.
“—dude’s freaking out over here!”
Run, Benjamin, run.
Sirens now, flashing lights cutting through the darkness, sucking away the air—
“Hold steady,” I coach myself. “Hold steady, Benjamin.” I take a deep breath and get to my feet.
“Okay.” I jump on my motorcycle and speed away.
I AVOID THE highway and take Independence home because I don’t trust myself to drive my bike at a high speed right now. I keep my motorcycle steady and don’t try to pass anybody. I’m looking through cloudy, tear-soaked eyes, and my hands are trembling so feverishly I can hardly keep my grip.
Independence is a slightly more direct route—4.44 miles door-to-door, to be precise, compared to 4.8 miles on the highway—but it’s slightly longer, 15.8 minutes compared to 13.2. This time of night, with traffic more sparse, the gap should narrow. Over the last nine months, the Independence route has varied from twenty-two minutes and eighteen seconds to eleven minutes and five seconds, but I’ve never been able to compare the routes during rush hour because Constitution and Independence have turn restrictions those times of day, so I have to adjust the route, and that obviously throws the comparisons out the window. Like apples to oranges. Oranges to apples.
Apple geraniums.
Fiona Apple should be a bigger star. She should be as popular as Amy Winehouse was. They remind me of each other, those throaty, soulful voices, but Fiona never seemed to take off after “Criminal.” Not that Amy fared much better, ultimately.
Yeah, the way my mind wanders? It gets worse when I get stressed. Dr. Vance had a fancy phrase for it—adrenaline-induced emotional sanctuary—but I always thought he was just trying to justify all the money my father was paying him to “fix” me. It took me a long time before I figured out that I suffered from “Pater Crudelis” disorder.
I take Pennsylvania within a block of the White House and, like everything, like a song or a tree or oxygen, it makes me think of Diana. He’s so talented, she’d said of the president. He understands what we’re trying to do like nobody before him.
Oh, Diana. Intelligent, caring, idealistic Diana. Did you do this to yourself? Did somebody kill you? Neither possibility makes sense.
But I’m going to figure it out. It’s what I do for a living, right?
An oncoming SUV honks at me as it passes me in the other direction on Constitution. Only two presidents signed the Constitution, Washington and Madison. Madison was also the shortest president. And the first to have previously served in the United States Cong—
I swerve to avoid the Mazda RX-7 in front of me, gripping the brakes with all the strength my hands can muster. I end up sideways, perpendicular to the cars at my front and rear. Red light means stop, Ben. Focus! You can do this.
Benjamin, the sooner you learn your limitations, the better.
You’re not like everyone else, Benjamin. You never were. Even before—well, even before everything happened with your mother.
You’ll have plenty of time to make friends when you grow up.
Diana was my friend. And she could have been much more. She would have been.
I can do this. I just need to take some medicine. I just need to get home.
Light turns green. I right the bike and move forward.
Diana Marie Hotchkiss. Marie was her aunt’s name; Diana is her grandmother’s name. Born January 11, 1978, in Madison, Wisconsin, played volleyball and softball, won the award for outstanding Spanish student from Edgewood High School of the Sacred Heart, from which she graduated in 1995—
Honking; someone’s honking at me for something I did; what did I do?
“Shut up and leave me alone!” I yell, not that I expect a response from the car behind me—or that they’ll even hear me.
“Pull your motorcycle over and kill the engine!” booms a voice through a loudspeaker.
I look in my rearview mirror and notice for the first time the flashing lights. It’s not an angry motorist.
It’s a cop.
This should be interesting.
About the Authors
JAMES PATTERSON has had more New York Times bestsellers than any other writer, ever, according to Guinness World Records. Since his first novel won the Edgar Award in 1977, James Patterson’s books have sold more than 280 million copies. He is the author of the Alex Cross novels, the most popular detective series of the past twenty-five years, including Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider. Mr. Patterson also writes the bestselling Women’s Murder Club novels, set in San Francisco, and the top-selling New York detective series of all time, featuring Detective Michael Bennett.
James Patterson also writes books for young readers, including the Maximum Ride, Daniel X, Witch & Wizard, and Middle School series. In total, these books have spent more than 220 weeks on national bestseller lists.