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  I’ve been tripping over the cringe factor all year. It is my habit and preference, as a writer, to go on the scene and report things as they happen. When those things are happening to subjects in sex research labs, this is sometimes impossible. The subjects are queasy about it or the researchers or the university’s human subjects review board, and sometimes all three. There are times when the only way to gain entry into the world of laboratory sex is to be the queasy one yourself: to volunteer. These passages make up a tiny sliver of the book, but writing them was a challenge. All the more so for having dragged my husband into the fray. My solution was to apply the in-law test. I imagined Ed’s parents (my own are dead) reading these passages, and I tried to write in a way that would not make them slam shut the book as though a silverfish had crawled onto the page. “Oh, for god’s sake, Billy, she’s taking off her pants!” If they don’t cringe, hopefully you won’t either.

  I promise, no vibrating eggs.

  * $345

  * Incredibly, Victorian physicians practiced gynecology and urology on women without looking. Even something as tricky as a catheter insertion would typically be done blind, with the doctor’s hands under the sheets and his gaze heading off in some polite middle distance. Fortunately, budding MDs were allowed to look upon – and rehearse upon – cadaver genitals, and that is how they learned to practice the Braille edition of their craft.

  * They don’t mean to tidy up afterwards.

  * FYI, it’s the newest use for Botox. Because what paralyzes your frowning muscles will just as effectively paralyze your clamping vagina muscles.

  ALSO BY MARY ROACH

  Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers

  Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Sex and Science

  Credits

  Photograph credits: title page: Underwood & Underwood/Corbis Getty

  Images/Robert Holmgren Getty Images/Derek Berwin Hulton-Deutsch

  Collection/Corbis Getty Images/Digital Vision Mary Evans Pictures

  Collections Getty Images/Wallace Kirkland Getty Images/Andrea

  Pistolesi H. Armstrong Roberts/Corbis Hulton-Deutsch

  Collection/Corbis Getty Images/Andrea Chu courtesy of Grant

  Sperry Bettman/Corbis

  About the Author

  Six Feet Over

  Mary Roach is also the author of Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers. Her writing has appeared in the Guardian, Salon, Wired, GQ, Vogue and the New York Times Magazine. Her next book Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Sex and Science, will be published by Canongate in May 2008. She lives in Oakland, California.

  Copyright

  First published in Great Britain in 2007 by Canongate Books Ltd,

  14 High Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1TE

  Originally published in the United States of America in 2005 as Spook:

  Science Tackles the Afterlife by W.W.Norton & Company, Inc.,

  500 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10110

  This digital edition first published in 2009 by Canongate Books

  Copyright © Mary Roach, 2005

  British Library Cataloguing-in-Publication Data

  A catalogue record for this book is available on

  request from the British Library

  ISBN 978 1 84767 692 4

  www.meetatthegate.com

 


 

  Mary Roach, Six Feet Over: Adventures in the Afterlife

 


 

 
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