*Courtesy of Soap Opera Network
(Compared to Last Week/Compared to Last Year)
Total Viewers
1. Y&R 4,445,000 (+141,000/-370,000)
2. B&B 3,038,000 (+56,000/-1,000)
3. DAYS 2,383,000 (+7,000/-16,000)
4. GH 2,355,000 (+127,000/-169,000)
Households
1. Y&R 3.3/11 (+.1/-.1)
2. B&B 2.3/8 (same/+.1)
3. DAYS 1.8/6 (same/same)
3. GH 1.8/5 (+.1/-.1)
Women 18-49 Viewers
1. Y&R 873,000 (-27,000/-53,000)
2. B&B 685,000 (-30,000/+99,000)
3. GH 559,000 (-19,000/-117,000)
4. DAYS 526,000 (+7,000/-140,000)
Women 18-49 Rating
1.Y&R 1.4/9 (same/same)
2. B&B 1.1/7 (same/+.2)
3. GH 0.9/6 (same/-.1)
4. DAYS 0.8/6 (same/-.2)
Women 18-34 Rating
1. Y&R 0.6 (same/-.3)
2. DAYS 0.5 (+.1/-.1)
2. B&B 0.5 (same/same)
2. GH 0.5 (+.1/same)
Men 18+ Viewers
1. Y&R 978,000 (+64,000/-146,000)
2. B&B 612,000 (+63,000/-74,000)
3. DAYS 513,000 (+9,000/-21,000)
4. GH 460,000 (+58,000/+12,000)
Every Week!
FEARLESS PREDICTIONS
What Will Happen? Who Will Die? Who Knows?
UNCENSORED looked into our crystal balls to forecast the future of your favorite stories and characters.
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
• Liam and Steffy wed in Italy!
• Hope’s problems are all solved when she learns about dildos.
• Danielle and Karen fight over their plaid lingerie.
GENERAL HOSPITAL
• Starr sings Sonny to death!
• Peter Reckell joins GH as Ned Quartermaine!
• Téa develops a crush on Anna! “Everyone else has,” she reasons. “Crystal Chappell, who?”
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
• Robert Kelker Kelly replaces Peter Reckell!
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
• Feeling rejected by Victor, Sharon throws herself at John Abbott’s corpse.
• Burp: Furious at YoHarmony for trying to steal her man, Neil, Sofia eats the crackhead.
• B&B’s Bradley Bell becomes Y&R’s new executive producer.
REMOTE CONTROL
The soap malfunctions! The sudsy triumphs! And everything in between!
>> FF:
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
What is Y&R’s plan to attract more viewers to this sinking ship? On today’s American episode, Y&R apparently thinks having Sharon and Victor kiss, and YoHarmony and Tucker getting horizontal will attract eyeballs. Good luck with that, Y&R. While Tucker is shit-faced — in front of an addict — he beds his baby mama, Harmony, as Ashley walks in! I was perplexed since, moments before, Harmony was counselling Tucker on saving his strained marriage to Ashley. And, scene: Tucker and Harmony rubbing their old parts up against each other almost made me throw up my protein shake. Does that mean YoHarmony is off the wagon? Surely, whatever Tucker was imbibing is inside of her now — literally! And would someone please tell me what the hell is happening with Stephen Nichols’s hair? It needs its own zip code!
SOAP PORN: Next Week's Soapgasms
Can’t watch all the soaps this week? No worries — here’s a cheat sheet!
Top Shows to Watch:
1. THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
2. GENERAL HOSPITAL
3. THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
Top Storylines to Watch:
1. Fall of the DiMera Empire, DAYS
2. 50 Shades of Phick, Y&R
3. Meade, Dr. Meade, B&B
Top Actresses to Watch:
1. Florencia Lozano, GH
2. Finola Hughes, GH
3. Robin Mattson, GH
—tie— Renee Jones, DAYS
5. Jess Walton, Y&R
—tie— Jackie MacInnes Wood, B&B
Top Actors to Watch:
1. Roger Howarth, GH
2. Michael Muhney, Y&R
4. Tristan Rogers, Y&R
4. James Scott, DAYS
5. Chandler Massey, DAYS
Top Duos to Watch:
1. Todd and Téa, GH
2. Liam and Steffy, B&B
3. Abe and Lexie, DAYS
Top Couples to Fast-Forward Through:
1. Sharon and Victor, Y&R
2. Harmony and Tucker, Y&R
3. Neil and Sofia, Y&R
Top Dream Couples:
1. Cane and Ashley, Y&R
2. Avery and Michael, Y&R
3. Bill and Taylor, B&B
Top New-ish Duos to Watch:
1. Anna and John, GH
2. Chelsea and Adam, Y&R
3. Anna and Luke, GH
Top Tweeters:
1. Finola Hughes: @finolahughes
2. Michael Muhney: @michaelmuhney
3. Crystal Chappell: @crystalchappell
Top Episodes To Watch:
1. Tuesday: B&B’s Ridge puts Brooke in a difficult position regarding Hope and Liam: “Can you ‘accidentally’ have sex with Liam, too, so Hope dumps him?”
2. Wednesday: Y&R’s Sofia makes a shocking confession to Neil: “I’ve gained some weight,” she says. “Shocker,” Neil says.
3. Friday: DAYS’s Sami learns the truth about EJ and Will’s business arrangement. And it involves gay-for-pay action.
The next issue of SOAP OPERA UNCENSORED will be out on Monday, May 14, 2012!
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