The Inspector wasn’t quite scowling, but he was not the same man I had seen just minutes ago in the pews. Somewhere between church and churchyard he had put on a new face, and an official one at that.
Antigone had been held back at the church door, the vicar clutching her hand and whispering into her ear. Both were blushing.
“Well?” the Inspector said, looking from one of us to the other. He was not tapping his foot, but he might as well have been.
“It was a plot,” I said. “Magistrate Ridley-Smith is the ringleader. He’s been using local workmen. Mr. Battle, the stonemason, is one—and his helpers, Tommy and Norman. I don’t know their surnames. His man, Benson, is another. They’ve been tunneling into Saint Tancred’s crypt for ages—perhaps years.
“Come and I’ll show you,” I said, waving toward the back of the churchyard. “They tunneled in through the old Cottlestone tomb.”
“No need,” the Inspector said. “We’ve already seen it.”
At the word “we” he glanced away and I saw Detective Sergeants Woolmer and Graves walking toward us through the churchyard.
“Good work, Inspector!” Adam said. “I’ve been making a few inquiries on my own and—”
“So I’ve been told,” the Inspector interrupted, rather coldly. “We’d appreciate it if you’d leave the detecting to us.”
Adam smiled as if he’d just been given the largest compliment in the world.
“Actually, I can tell you that the magistrate and his associates have been detained. There is no further need for your … assistance.”
“Splendid!” Adam said. “Then I can assume that you’ve also recovered the Heart of Lucifer?”
There are blank looks and there are blank looks, but Inspector Hewitt’s took the biscuit.
He looked from Sergeant Woolmer to Sergeant Graves as if for assistance, but they were equally baffled.
“Suppose you tell me about it,” he said at last, still in command.
“Delighted to,” Adam replied, and he began at the beginning.
He told of the person named Jeremy Pole, and of his discovery at the Public Record Office, of the scribblings of Ralph, the Cellarer at Glastonbury Abbey, and his discovery of the words adamas and “oculi mei conspexi”—“I have seen it with my own eyes.”
I couldn’t have given a better description myself.
As Adam spoke, Antigone Hewitt and the vicar stepped from the porch and came strolling across the grass toward us. He was still holding her hand, chatting away in an animated manner, their faces both luminous.
Close behind them came Feely and Daffy trailed by Sheila Foster, with Feely stopping every few feet to receive compliments, curtsies, and kissings-of-her-hand from her admiring subjects.
But soon enough they were all of them surrounding us in a ring, listening intently as Adam finished his tale. It reminded me of a village Maypole dance with the villagers, dressed in their Easter finery, swarming in from every point of the compass for an impromptu gathering upon the green.
“And so the Heart of Lucifer was buried with the saint at Bishop’s Lacey,” Adam concluded, “where it has lain hidden these five hundred years. Until recently.”
He looked round at the gaping faces like a born storyteller.
“And where is it now?” Inspector Hewitt asked. “This stone of Saint Tancred?—this Heart of Lucifer?”
I couldn’t resist for a moment longer.
“Here!” I shouted. “In my tummy!” I patted said part of myself proudly. “I swallowed it!”
The crowd fell into an uneasy silence, looked at one another in astonishment, and then broke into an excited babble as at Babylon. I knew, even as I spoke, that until the Heart of Lucifer made its eventual reappearance, Bishop’s Lacey would be following my every movement with keen interest.
“I found it in the Gemshorn pipe where Mr. Collicutt had hidden it,” I explained. “Magistrate Ridley-Smith and his gang were going to—”
“That’s quite enough for now, Flavia,” Inspector Hewitt said. “This is neither the time nor the place.”
“Quite right, Inspector,” I agreed, neatly deflecting his condescending manner. “Especially in view of the fact that there’s just been an attempted murder a stone’s throw from here in Cater Street. You’ll be wanting to get to that, I expect. Constable Linnet’s been left alone with a cold-blooded killer.”
It was a saucy thing to say, I know, but I was staking everything on my assumption that PC Linnet had been unable to get through by telephone to the Inspector before he left for church. Even if police headquarters in Hinley had radioed, the Inspector and his two detective sergeants would not, except for a few minutes, have been in their car to receive the message.
“Attempted murder?” the Inspector asked.
“Cater Street,” I said casually. “Miss Tanty’s house. The intended victim was me.
“No rush, though,” I added. “As I said, Constable Linnet is already on the scene.”
I have to give the Inspector full marks, though, for neatly handling a wobbly situation.
“Antigone,” he said, turning to his wife, “would you mind running Miss de Luce and her sisters home to Buckshaw in your own car? I’ll pop in later for tea and questioning.”
Tea and questioning!
I loved the man! Absolutely adored him.
“Thank you, Inspector,” I said. “How terribly kind of you.”
I’m afraid I pronounced it “teddibly.”
“What delicious simnel cake,” Antigone Hewitt was saying. “You really must give me your recipe, Mrs. Mullet.”
I had tried to warn her off with various signs such as crossed eyes, tongue lolling out, and half an upper lip drawn up like a mad dog as the plate was passed round, but it was no use.
“I always makes it for Easter,” Mrs. Mullet said, “but nobody’s ’ungry this year. ’Ave an ’ot cross bun else I’ll ’ave to toss ’em out.”
This was said with a dark look at Feely, Daffy, and me, but it didn’t do the slightest bit of good. We sat on our hands as if we had been born that way.
“Thank you, I shall,” Antigone said, and she buttered a bun in the way I imagine Moira Shearer should have done if Moira Shearer buttered hot cross buns.
“Mmmm, delicious,” she lied through her perfect white teeth.
“You played beautifully this morning,” she said, turning to Feely.
Feely blushed prettily.
“Thanks to Flavia,” she said. “The organ has been sounding sickly recently because of that stone detuning one of the stops.”
Thanks to Flavia? I could hardly believe my ears!
Praise from Feely was as scarce as water on the sun and yet this was the second time in days she had thrown me a compliment.
I hardly knew what to do with it.
And to refer to the Heart of Lucifer as “that stone”!
I had not yet broken the news of Saint Tancred being a de Luce. It was a thunderbolt I was keeping for Father.
Even if it were a piece of news which meant the saving of Buckshaw, it was crucial that it be broken only when the moment was precisely right. It wasn’t that long ago that Father had refused to sell a rare Shakespeare folio which might have secured our family’s future. He needed to be tackled tactfully.
“May I be excused?” I asked. “I need to feed my hen.”
Daffy snorted, as if I were surreptitiously headed for the WC.
“Perhaps you could bang out some Beethoven for Mrs. Hewitt,” I suggested to Feely. “I shall be back in a few minutes.”
Without waiting for permission, I made for the foyer, and for the cubicle beneath the stairs in which the forbidden instrument was caged. A quick glance into the Hinley telephone directory gave me the information I needed.
“Hinley 80,” I told Miss Goulard at the exchange. It was the perfect number for an eye doctor—a pair of spectacles on edge followed by a monocle.
“Mr. Gideon’s surgery,” said a gravelish female voice
. “Sondra speaking.”
It sounded as if she were suppressing a titter.
“Good morning, Sondra,” I began, diving in with both feet. “I’m calling for Miss Tanty in Bishop’s Lacey. She seems to have mislaid the card for her next appointment. I wonder if you could check your diary?”
“The office is closed. It’s Easter Sunday, you know.”
Of course it was! How could I have forgotten that.
“Call back next week,” she said, and let off a convulsive round of smoker’s cough.
“I’m afraid we can’t,” I improvised. “We shall be in … Wales.”
I didn’t care whether this made sense or not. The great thing was to keep her on the line.
“Sorry—call back Monday.”
“Hold on,” I said. “What are you doing there if the office is closed?”
“I’m just the char, luv. Eyes are nothing to do with me. Not my department.”
“Then why did you pick up the telephone?”
Another ominous cough, and then a strangulated chuckle.
“Truth be told, luv, I thought it was Nigel, my fie-yancey. Nigel always rings me up to see how my sweater’s fitting. Always been a card, has Nigel. Call back next week.”
“Listen, Sondra,” I said. “Just between you and me this is a matter of life and death. Miss Tanty is likely to be charged with attempted murder if she hasn’t been already. She needs to prove that she was at Mr. Gideon’s surgery on Shrove Tuesday—the sixth of February.”
Even over the telephone I could hear Sondra’s eyes widen.
“Murder, you say?”
“Murder! Or worse—” I said in a horrible whisper, cupping the speaking part of the instrument in my hands and pressing my lips almost into the thing.
“Hang on,” Sondra said, and I could hear a rustling of paper at the other end.
“February sixth?” she asked.
“That’s right.”
“Yes, here it is. The Tuesday. Your Miss Tanty was down for nine-thirty, but she called to cancel it.”
“Do you happen to know the time?”
“Right now?” Sondra asked.
“No! The time it was canceled.”
“Nine o’clock. I have it right here: ‘Miss T called nine-oh-five A.M. cancellation. Rang D. Robertson to fill vacancy.’ Initials LG. That would be Laura Gideon, Mr. Gideon’s wife.”
“Thank you, Sondra,” I said. “You’re a brick.”
“You won’t breathe a word, will you? Nigel would be livid if I got the sack.”
“My lips are sealed,” I vowed, but I don’t think she heard me. A new crackle of coughing fought its way through the telephone wires.
As I was making my way back across the foyer, the doorbell rang. It was Inspector Hewitt.
He took off his hat, which meant he intended to come in.
“We’re in the drawing room,” I told him. “Would you care to join us?”
As if it were a meeting of the Bell-ringers League.
• THIRTY •
“RIGHT, THEN,” INSPECTOR HEWITT was saying. “Let’s have it.”
I couldn’t help thinking how much progress he had made since we had first met nine months ago, upon which occasion he had sent me to fetch the tea.
There was hope for the man yet.
“I expect you’ve had this figured out right from the starting gate,” he said, with a pleasant enough smile.
His wife, Antigone, touched her hair, and I recognized that a secret signal had flown between them.
“That is, I hope you won’t mind filling in a few of the blanks for us.”
“Of course not,” I said in a sort of humble, jolly-girl-well-met kind of voice. “I should be more than happy to assist. Where shall I begin?”
But don’t push your luck, his eyes were saying.
“Let’s begin with suspicion,” he said, taking out his notebook and opening it flat on his knee.
I saw him write down “Flavia de Luce,” and underline it.
He had once, in an earlier investigation, added the letter “P” after my name and had refused to explain its meaning. There was no “P” this time.
“When did you first begin to suspect that something peculiar was going on at St. Tancred’s?”
“When the sexton—that’s Mr. Haskins—mentioned the mysterious lights in the churchyard during the war. Why would he tell me a thing like that unless he wanted to scare me away?”
“So you think Haskins was in on it?”
“Yes. I can’t prove it, but a gang of men could hardly tunnel in his churchyard without his knowing about it, could they?”
“I suppose not,” Inspector Hewitt said.
First point to Flavia.
“As Mr. Sowerby has told you,” I said, “they were after the Heart of Lucifer. They’ve been at it for ages—years perhaps. Magistrate Ridley-Smith was paying them off—”
This was the point where he had stopped me before, and I paused to see if he would let me go on.
Feely and Daffy were gaping like a pair of guppies and Antigone smiled upon me like a madonna who had just had a foot massage.
It gave me the boldness I needed. There are times when honesty is not just the best policy, but the only one.
“I have to admit I had just a quick look round Mr. Collicutt’s room at Mrs. Battle’s boardinghouse.”
“Yes, I thought you might,” the Inspector said. “Good job we’d been there before you.”
“I found six hundred pounds hidden under Mr. Collicutt’s bed. It was in a Players tin.”
I knew in a flash that I was in official hot water.
Exasperation was written all over the Inspector’s face, but to his credit, he did not explode. The presence of his wife might have had something to do with it.
“Six hundred pounds,” he said, and the words hissed out of his mouth like hot steam.
I smiled brightly, as if I thought I deserved a pat on the head. “It was in an envelope which had once had Magistrate Ridley-Smith’s initials embossed on the flap: QRS—Quentin Ridley-Smith. Hardly likely to have been anyone else’s. Not many people have three intials which are consecutive letters of the alphabet.”
I have to say that Inspector Hewitt was doing a remarkable job of keeping his temper in check. Only the color of his ears betrayed him.
I decided it was time to provide a diversion.
“I expect you noticed that someone had written ‘Deceased’ after Mr. Collicutt’s name on his manuscript?”
“And if we did?”
The man was giving nothing away.
“It was in a woman’s handwriting. There were no women in the Battle house except Mrs. Battle and her niece Florence. Mr. Collicutt was said to—”
“Hold on,” the Inspector said. “Are you telling me that one of them—”
“Not at all,” I said. “I’m simply pointing out a fact. George Battle’s handwriting was all over his account books in his work shed. Large and messy. It wasn’t him.”
From a distant part of the house came the sound of the doorbell, and before we could get back to our duel of wits, Dogger was at the door.
“Detective Sergeants Woolmer and Graves,” he announced. “May I show them in?”
It was Feely’s place, as eldest member of the family present, to give her assent, but before she could open her mouth, I beat her to it.
“Thank you, Dogger,” I said. “Please do.”
Woolmer and Graves came into the drawing room and promptly melted into the Victorian wallpaper.
“Six hundred pounds in a Players tin at the Battle residence,” Inspector Hewitt said to Sergeant Graves. “Did we note that? I don’t remember seeing it.”
Sergeant Graves’s blush made words unnecessary but he spoke anyway.
“No, sir.”
Inspector Hewitt turned to a new page and made a note that did not promise a happy future for poor Graves.
“Carry on, then,” he said after an agonizingly long time.
<
br /> “Well,” I went on, “six hundred pounds seemed like a lot of money for a poor country organist. The fact that it was hidden under his bed, rather than being put safely into the bank, suggested something fishy. It was only when I met Jocelyn Ridley-Smith that I put two and two together.”
Inspector Hewitt couldn’t conceal his puzzlement. “The magistrate’s son?”
“Yes. I believe Magistrate Ridley-Smith was doing research in the Public Record Office in London when he came across the marginal note by Ralph, the cellarer at Glastonbury Abbey.
“Adamas, it said. ‘Diamond,’ in Latin. Ralph had seen it with his own eyes. He also said quite clearly that it was buried with Saint Tancred at Lacey. Which is here.”
“Go on,” the Inspector said.
“He believed that the stone would cure Jocelyn of his affliction.”
Antigone gasped, and I loved her for it.
“Mr. Sowerby says diamonds were once believed to be ‘a help to lunaticks and such as are posessed with the Devil.’ What else would an elderly magistrate want with a diamond?
“Jocelyn is not a lunatic!” I blurted. “He is lonely, he’s a captive, and he’s suffering from lead poisoning, which he inherited from his mother.
“It’s too late for diamonds,” I went on. “Or for anything else. There’s nothing I can do about the lead poisoning, but I can help him with the loneliness—just as Harriet, my mother, did before she died.”
The room filled slowly with silence and suddenly there was a lump in my throat. I covered it up by taking several unnecessary but deep sips of tea and blinking casually out the window.
I pretended to scratch an itch that had suddenly arisen in my eye.
“The magistrate,” I continued, “could easily have bought a diamond, of course, but it wouldn’t be the same as the Heart of Lucifer. It wouldn’t have the power of a stone that had been touched by a saint.”
The Inspector was looking at me skeptically.
“He’s dying of leprosy, you see. Even if I’m wrong about the magic, I expect he planned on fetching enough for the Heart of Lucifer to care for Jocelyn after he’s gone. I’m speculating, of course.”
“I see,” the Inspector said, but I knew he didn’t.