“That’s right,” said Grandma, “and when an airplane comes, we must shout and wave our arms so they’ll see us.”
“An airplane will come, won’t it?” said Ambrose. “With Con and Ellen in it?”
“Of course it will,” said Uncle Otto. “There has just been some silly mistake.”
“What sort of mistake?” asked Ambrose.
“Oh, I expect they wanted to give us a treat so they …” But even Uncle Otto couldn’t think of a convincing explanation of how they had come by accident to this ghastly place.
So they started to walk, forcing themselves forward through the gathering darkness, while the wind tore at them, their breath froze and formed icicles in their eyebrows and nostrils, and a deathly cold crept slowly but surely through their thick coats and into their very bones.
After what seemed like many hours of struggling over the treacherous surface, Clarence stopped.
“’Oise,” he said.
And now the others heard what he had heard.
“An airplane,” croaked Ambrose. “I knew Con would come.” But it was far too dark now for an airplane to be out looking for them. It was a strange sound, unlike any they had heard before. It was a deep groaning and creaking, as though some huge monster was turning in an unquiet sleep.
Now Uncle Otto felt despair overwhelming him, for he realized what had happened. Instead of heading for land, the yetis had gone in the wrong direction and had come to the very edge of the Antarctic ice pack, and what they heard was the sea beating against it, driving new floes into it, breaking others off, sometimes gaining ground, sometimes retreating as the temperature dropped and the sea froze a bit more.
But before Otto could warn the yetis of the terrible danger they were in, there was a sudden booming noise. It was a terrifying sound like the striking of a vast gong under their feet, and the shocked yetis saw a crack open and come rushing toward them, widening all the time. They leaped aside in a panic.
“We must turn back,” cried Uncle Otto. They did turn back, wearily struggling over the torn and twisted ice, but they didn’t get very far. Utterly exhausted, at the end of their endurance, they collapsed into a miserable huddle, pressing close to one another to preserve a tiny bit of warmth. They could go no further.
As the long polar night dragged on, the yetis told each other stories. They told each other all the gentlest, funniest stories, because they didn’t feel like too much adventure. Stories about Mole and Ratty in The Wind in the Willows and about Alice and the Mock Turtle and about Henry King who had swallowed little bits of String. And at last, wretched as they were, they fell asleep.
But then a terrible thing happened. Lucy had stopped sleepwalking on the journey from Nanvi Dar. It is a thing you grow out of, like adenoids or sucking your thumb. But now, in her misery and fear, she got up, stretched out her arms, and began to totter—eyes open but unseeing—across the cruel ice toward the sea.
She did not get far. A dark gash opened in front of her. There was a splash—a terrible one, like a submerging tank—and then Lucy, who could not swim a stroke, was sucked down into the icy, heaving waters of the coldest seas in the world.
There would have been no hope for her. But though the land of the Antarctic is the most desolate place in the world, there are animals in the sea. And it so happened that two leopard seals had come up to breathe not far away. And when those kind and sensible animals saw that the thing that had fallen into the water was not making the right sort of movements at all—was, in fact, sinking like a stone—they quickly went to help.
It was a hard job, but, heaving and buffeting and shoving, they managed to edge Lucy’s huge bulk onto the ice again.
It was there that the others found her in the morning. A human would have died very quickly. To get wet is the worst thing that can happen to you in those conditions (even sweating in your protective clothing is dangerous) and Lucy was soaked to the skin. But Lucy was a yeti and she was—just—alive. Her long silky coat was stiff and frozen. She was deeply unconscious and shivering so dreadfully that it seemed as though she were having convulsions; yet when they touched her forehead, it was burning hot.
“Pneumonia,” said Grandma grimly.
They made themselves into a shield for her, trying to protect her from the wind, but she went on moaning and shivering. She was delirious, too, thinking herself back in the valley with Lady Agatha, saying her lessons, calling to the yaks, singing the rhyming games they used to play …
“Con and Ellen have forgotten us,” said Ambrose, trying to rub some warmth into his sister’s hands. “They don’t love us anymore. They couldn’t love us and leave us in this dreadful place.”
And poor simple Clarence, who so often summed up for the yetis what everyone was feeling, let a tear drop on Lucy’s closed eyes and said:
“’Ad. ’AD.”
He meant SAD. And it was true, the yetis had never been so sad. Never in all their lives. So sad that they simply didn’t want to live. Without firing a single shot, the hunters had already done their filthy work.
Y THE SECOND DAY AFTER THE YETIS’ KIDNAPPING, Con and Ellen were starting to despair.
Perry, grim-faced and silent, had driven them to London. There, in his rented room, with its portraits of famous pigs tacked on the walls, he’d developed photos he’d taken on the journey from Nanvi Dar: photos of Uncle Otto building a campfire, of Lucy saying sorry to an outsize tin of baked beans, of Ambrose trying to get Hubert to sit on his knee …
With this proof that yetis really existed, they had gone into action. Perry had visited all the newspaper offices. Con and Ellen had gone with Leo Letts, the boy who had been lost on Death Peak, to the studio of the Metropolitan Television Company, which was run by his father.
“I knew it wasn’t the dogs who found me,” Leo had said when they’d tracked him down in his smart Hampstead house. “I knew it!” And he was at once as helpful and efficient as anyone could be.
By the time the evening papers came out on that first day, all of them carried pictures of the yetis, while the headlines screamed things like: ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN COME AND GO or YETI SNATCH IN STATELY HOME or MARATHON JOURNEY ENDS IN TRAGEDY. And every hour, from the studios of the Metropolitan Television Company, there was a news flash announcing the arrival, and kidnapping, of five Abominable Snowmen, possibly the rarest and most valuable creatures in the world.
“Now they’ll do something, won’t they?” said Con, when they came back, exhausted, to Perry’s room that night. “Now they’ll save the yetis.”
But they didn’t. Perhaps it was because no one really knew who “they” were. The police said it was nothing to do with them; they were there to catch people who had broken the law, and there was no law against shooting yetis because no one had known that yetis existed. The army said it was not their business—their job was to deal with wars and revolutions, and this was neither. And the Minister of the Environment didn’t say anything because he was away in the Mediterranean sailing his yacht.
So on the afternoon of the second day, Con and Ellen were sitting wearily on the bed in Perry’s tiny flat, while Perry made a cup of tea. All day they had been doing the rounds of government offices and departments. They had been turned away by doormen and security men. They had left messages. They had waited on uncomfortable chairs in outer offices, only to be told that unfortunately the Undersecretary for the Environment, or the Assistant Adviser to the Government Blood Sports Commission, could not see them today.
And there was only one day left. Just one short day before the hunt began.
“There has to be someone,” cried Con. “Someone who has power. Someone who would listen.”
“There is someone,” said Ellen suddenly. “One person. The obvious person.”
“Who?”
“The Queen. She has planes—I’ve heard of them. The airplanes of the Queen’s Flight. And she is Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces. She could stop the hunters.”
“The Queen!”
Con felt like hitting his sister because for a moment he’d really hoped. “That’s rich! Two children walking into Buckingham Palace with a crazy story about yetis. Who on earth would take any notice of us?”
“No one,” said Ellen. “Of us. Of two children no one would take any notice. But of two hundred—or two thousand—or twenty thousand,” said Ellen, and her thin face looked as though someone had lit a lamp inside it. “We must have a demonstration, a March for the Yetis. We can demonstrate outside the palace. They’ll have to listen.”
“That won’t be easy,” said Perry, who was stirring three spoonfuls of sugar into each teacup. He knew that when you are tired and depressed, sweet tea is just the thing. “I’ve been to one or two demos in my time, and they take weeks to organize, and you have to have permission from the police or they just come and break it up. And even so, nothing much changes.”
They were quiet for a moment, sipping their scalding tea. Then Ellen said, “What else can we do?”
And, as usual, she was right.
So Perry went out for fish and chips, while Con and Ellen started making posters. Con’s said, ON THURSDAY THE YETIS WILL DIE … UNLESS YOU COME! and then gave the time and place for the demonstration—Buckingham Palace, two o’clock. Ellen’s said, PLEASE, PLEASE, IF YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, CARE ABOUT THIS …
“Right,” said Perry, when they had eaten their fish and chips and wiped the grease off their fingers. “It’s just before five. I’ll go and get these copied. Then you’ll have to get to work.”
“Aren’t you coming with us?” asked Ellen.
“’Fraid not,” said Perry. “I’ve got business of my own to attend to.”
Con said nothing. What could he say? Perry had brought them all the way from the Himalayas; he had helped them in a thousand ways. If he had had enough, then it was only fair—more than fair. But still, it felt like a nail in Con’s heart. Now they really were on their own.
Con and Ellen didn’t get back to Perry’s flat until around midnight. They let themselves in with the key that Perry had given them and sank exhausted onto the bed. They had been all over the place with their carrier bags of posters, sticking them on lampposts and walls, in Underground train stations and bus stops. Sometimes they had been shooed away by irritated shopkeepers and traffic wardens, but sometimes they had met friendly and interested faces. An old lady with a walking stick, making her way slowly along the pavement, had asked Con what it was all about. When he explained, she said that she would tell all her friends. “Not that there are many left,” she said. “And how we’ll get to Buckingham Palace, I don’t know.” Ellen had been stopped by a bearded man who was bundled up in an old blanket in the doorway of a posh office building. Beside him sat a small dog that obviously hadn’t had a bath either. The man had been mumbling quietly to himself, but when he saw Ellen, he shouted suddenly, “That’s it, girl, you tell those—” and he used a word that Ellen hadn’t heard before but was quite sure she shouldn’t use herself.
And tomorrow was the last day. “Do you think anybody will come?” said Con. He was lying on his back in the dark, staring up at the ceiling.
“Con, I don’t know, I just don’t know,” said Ellen. “In the morning we’ll do the schools …” And then sleep took her.
For Con and Ellen, running through the London streets, jumping onto buses, fighting their way through the tunnels of the Underground, the following morning was even more exhausting than the evening before. What they had decided to do was simple enough: call out all the schoolchildren they could find and get them to join the demonstration in front of Buckingham Palace that afternoon and beg the Queen to save the yetis.
They began in Central London, near the river and the docks, and worked their way outward.
Sometimes they separated while Con went to a boys’ school and Ellen, overcoming her shyness, tackled a girls’. Sometimes they came together again before running on to the next district and the next and the next …
The first school Con came to was called Bermeyside Primary, and it was a tough one. There was a fight going on in the asphalt play yard when he arrived, and children were standing round in a circle jeering and cheering. There was no teacher to be seen. But when Con whistled, the fight broke up and the children advanced toward him. A tall boy with dreadlocks spoke.
“Yeah?”
“Listen, I need help,” said Con. “Can you get this school out? The whole school? In front of Buckingham Palace at two o’clock this afternoon?”
“I can,” said the boy, spitting out of the side of his mouth. “But why should I?”
Con explained about the yetis and the boy nodded. “I saw it on the telly. But, man, the Queen. Why not the Mafia or something?”
“The Queen has her own planes. People would listen to her.”
The boy stood looking down at Ambrose’s photograph, which Con had brought.
“Do we get paid?”
“No. Will you come?” said Con.
He spat again. “OK,” he said, holding out his hand. “I’ll get them out, and I’ll get my cousin Mervyn to bring out Fairfield Junior.”
His next school couldn’t have been more different—a little prep school inside the gates of a big house where the boys, in white flannels, were already out on the cricket field. There was the sound of clapping and polite voices saying things like “Well played, Johnson” and “Good for you, Smithers!”
Con climbed over the high wall and dropped down beside a dozy-looking boy in spectacles, who was supposed to be fielding at long off but actually seemed to be searching for interesting-looking beetles.
But though he looked dozy, he was very quick on the uptake. “I saw it on TV,” he said. “And I’ll do everything I can to bring some people. Mind you, there are some pretty grim characters here. There’s a boy called Smithers who pops at nesting blackbirds with his air gun. But I’ll do what I can. Oh, heck, there’s the ball!”
And to groans and catcalls as the nice boy missed his catch, Con ran out of the high gates and continued on …
Ellen, meanwhile, was tackling the girls of the Sacred Heart Convent a couple of streets away. The nuns had already shooed the little girls, in their gray pleated skirts and white blouses, into the school, and Ellen had to barge her way into the locker room where they were changing their outdoor shoes.
Quickly she grabbed two of them, a fat girl with freckles and a thin one with braces, and explained what she wanted. In a minute she was surrounded by whispering, tittering children, some with one shoe on, some with none, all of them wanting to know what was happening. They sighed over Ambrose’s picture, said he was just like a teddy bear, and giggled when Ellen asked them to assemble in front of Buckingham Palace. As she ran to her next school, Ellen felt thoroughly disgusted. She was sure she had wasted her time.
Yet it was those same little girls in their white blouses and kneesocks who, at two o’clock that very afternoon, locked Sister Maria in the lavatory, shut the Mother Superior in the coal house, and marched in an orderly line to Buckingham Palace. What’s more, a girl called Prudence Mallory had found time to make a banner with the words SAVE THE YETIS splashed across it in red ink. The banner was made from the calico bathrobe of Sister Theresa, which another girl, called Betty Bainbridge, had “borrowed” when she was meant to be taking a message to Matron. All in all, Ellen had been very wrong to underrate the girls of the Sacred Heart.
Next Ellen visited a ballet school, where the girls were doing pliés at the barre, and managed to get past a whistle-blowing games mistress to tackle some cold-looking high school girls stripping for gym, before she met Con again at Newlands Progressive. This was rather an alarming place: very new and fashionable with lots of glass and sculptures in the hall, and the children all seemed to come from very trendy homes. But they were certainly very quick on the uptake when it came to what they called protest. “We’re not protesting,” said Con, “we’re asking for help.”
“Of course you’re protesting,” said a bo
y of about twelve in bare feet and an Indian shirt. “You’re protesting against blood sports.”
Con had to agree with this. “But we want to keep it orderly.”
“Oh, sure,” said the boy. “Trouble with the law is just a waste of time.”
The teacher came back then—Ellen thought him a bit shaggy for a teacher—but he listened to them, which was more than could be said for some of the others they had met. “This might be a good opportunity for a lesson in practical citizenship,” he said. It was an odd place, Newlands Progressive.
The whole morning, Con and Ellen never stopped to rest or eat as they pounded through the streets of London. They begrudged even the seconds that it took to retie their shoelaces.
Convent schools and prep schools, strict schools and sloppy schools, schools for maladjusted children and schools for little snobs … Jewish schools and French schools and schools for the Deaf, schools run by bullies and schools run by kind and enlightened head teachers—that grueling morning, Con and Ellen visited as many as they possibly could. But London is a big city, and there are a lot of schools. They may have broken some kind of record, but they couldn’t visit them all.
And by two o’clock, half-dead with fatigue, they sat on the steps of the Victoria Monument in the middle of the huge area that faces the Queen’s London home. They had bought a couple of meat pies and a banana and as they munched and rubbed their aching feet, they knew they had done everything they could. There was nothing to do now except wait.
O ONE’S GOING TO COME,” SAID CON SUDDENLY, in a flat, bleak voice. “We were mad to think they would. It’s all been a complete failure.”
“It’s only half past two,” said Ellen. “Remember, the schoolchildren have got to get out of their schools somehow. That isn’t exactly easy. And people have jobs …”
Another five minutes, ten …