“Yes, I know,” the Doctor answered coldly, looking disturbed that the conversation was going on so long.
“I hope you won’t hold that fact against me,” Nurse Hunter continued. “I know that Dr. Markoe thought—well, I read some of your monographs myself, and I thought they were extremely interesting.”
The Doctor only bowed a bit, and that with just his head; but even if it was plain that he knew she was trying to touch something in him, it was also plain that she’d in fact touched it.
As Nurse Hunter turned to Mr. Moore, her face stayed straight for a few seconds; then she displayed another flirtatious look, one that soon grew into positive ogling. “And Mr. Moore …?”
He smiled back at her, then showed his cards like an amateur of the sort what he definitely was not. “New York Times, “he said, extending his hand.
Back inside the calash, Miss Howard let out a hiss of amazement. “I’ll be damned,” she whispered. “Four out of four … she’s sharp, all right.”
“What’s that accent?” I said quietly. “I can’t quite make it—it ain’t New England, but it ain’t local, either.”
“No,” Miss Howard whispered with a smiling shake of her head. “It’s upstate—my part of the country, maybe a little farther north. Yes, I’ve heard that kind of voice before …”
Back on the steps, the Doctor cleared his throat. “I think, Detective Sergeant,” he said, “that we had better get to the business at hand.”
“Oh,” Marcus answered. “Yes. Mrs. Hunter, we have reason to believe—”
“Please,” she said, giving Marcus the particular kind of playful smile that she’d flashed on him before. Then she held a hand out toward the inside of the house. “Whatever it is, I’m sure we’ll be more comfortable discussing it over tea.”
In two mirror movements, the four men on the steps and the three of us in the carriage looked at each other in shock. We’d connived and planned so much at how to get into the place to find out if the Linares baby was there that the flat-out invitation was like a kick to the chest.
“What?” Miss Howard whispered, when she could.
“Tea?” Cyrus added, similarly shocked.
“I hope they know enough not to drink it” was all I could think to say.
Nurse Hunter stood in her doorway, waiting for an answer; finally Lucius managed to come up with “Ma’am, I don’t know if you really understand the nature of—”
“Detective Sergeant,” she said, in a voice what was part motherly but still kind of playful. “I have, as I suspect you know, been through enough trouble in recent years to realize that you can’t be here on any pleasant business. I’m only suggesting that we make it as civilized as possible. That’s all.”
Bewildered, Lucius looked to the Doctor, who only weighed the matter with a stone face for a moment. Then he shrugged and nodded to the detective sergeant, in a way what seemed to say, If she wants to make it easy for us…
“Oh, God,” Miss Howard whispered. “They’re actually going in.”
The four men began to file into the house, the Doctor bringing up the rear. As he stepped over the threshold, Nurse Hunter tapped his shoulder, again addressing him with what seemed very genuine respect. “Oh, um-Doctor?”
He turned, and she looked at the three of us in the carriage; not in our direction, but right at us.
“Wouldn’t you like your other friends to come in, too? I don’t want to appear rude …”
The Doctor glanced at us, caught off-guard for just an instant; but to catch the Doctor that way, even for an instant, was a very slick trick.
“Ah,” he noised. “No. I don’t think so. They are my servants, you see. They’ll be fine.”
With that he headed inside.
Nurse Hunter glanced once down the street toward the river and once to the east. She lifted her arm, appearing to wave at someone in the distance. Then she looked directly at those of us in the carriage again:
All her smiles and respect were gone now; and for the first time, I could see hard and even murderous cruelty in those golden eyes. That vision alone would have been enough to make me ill at ease; but when I looked down the block ahead of the carriage, curious to know who or what Nurse Hunter had been waving at, my feeling of uneasiness suddenly turned into a deeper and much more immediate fear.
Walking toward us, with the agitated gait what marks confirmed burny blowers, were several figures, one an adult, the rest boys just a couple of years older than me. The man was of medium build, with a sort of swaggering, rugged manner, while the boys—all dressed in ragged clothes—were swinging sticks and old axe handles in a way what clearly indicated they’d been looking for trouble and believed they’d just found it. As they got closer, I made out the details of the man’s face—his sick, crooked smile and deranged, gleaming eyes—and realized with a wave of dread that I knew him:
It was Ding Dong, as loaded with cocaine as I’d ever seen him. The boys who trailed behind him appeared to be in about the same shape. And, just as Nurse Hunter’d done, they were all staring right at us with expressions that promised nothing good.
I leaned back, wanting to sound an urgent alarm; but for some reason, “Aw, shit” was all I came out with.
CHAPTER 17
Who are they?” Miss Howard said, my little spurt of vulgarity having caused her to turn away from Nurse Hunter’s house.
“Friends of yours, Stevie?” Cyrus asked, his voice very calm; but even as he said the words, he slipped a set of brass knuckles he generally carried out of his jacket pocket and onto his right hand. Then he casually slid the hand out of view again.
“Not exactly,” I answered. “I do know the grinning ape out front, though. He’s Ding Dong—keeps charge over the boys what run with the Hudson Dusters.”
“Ding Dong?” Miss Howard asked, smiling through her own nervousness. “That can’t really be his name.”
“It is, miss,” I said. “And he’s rung the chimes in enough people’s skulls to’ve earned it.”
“But what can they want with us?” she wondered, her hand making its way into a fold of her dress—to my great relief.
“I don’t know,” I replied, “but it looked to me like that Hunter woman signaled to them. Whatever’s going on, Miss Howard, you’ll want to keep that canister of yours handy.”
The group of Dusters was getting closer, and Ding Dong’s half-crazed smile—which so many ladies (Kat, it emed, among them) found so unexplainably irresistible—only grew wider as he stared at the carriage and realized was one of the people in it. I tried to keep my eyes off him and on the others; and, not much liking the vicious looks the three of them were giving Frederick, I swallowed my fear just before they got to us, jumped out the carriage, and rushed to hold the horse’s bridle. Ding Dong drew up to a halt in front of me and put his hands on his hips, as Cyrus—who’d also gotten to the sound—carefully made his way around Frederick’s rbside flank.
“They told me it was true,” Ding Dong laughed, his eyes just getting crazier all the time. “They told me it was true, but I never believed it—the Stevepipe, workin’ as an errand boy! How do you like shovelin’ this nag’s shit, stevie?”
I glanced from Ding Dong to his boys. “Better’n I’d like shovelin’ yours,” I said, at which a couple of the fellows with sticks made a move my way.
But Ding Dong held his arms out and laughed. “You ways did talk like a top-class rabbit, Stevie,” he said. And when you had yourself a piece of pipe, you could even fight like one. I—uh—don’t suppose you got one right now?”
Before I could answer, Cyrus stepped around from the other side of Frederick’s head. “He doesn’t need one,” my friend said, his right hand still in his jacket pocket. Suppose you tell us what you want?”
Ding Dong’s smile only seemed to grow as he studied Cyrus for a second. “That’s one big nigger, Stevie,” he said. “What monkey house didja get him outta?” He and is boys laughed a little, looking like they figured Cyrus would
try a move at the insult, and then seeming disappointed when he didn’t.
“What do you want, Ding Dong?” I said. The Dusters’ smiles all started to vanish, and they took few steps closer. “Question is, Stevepipe,” Ding Dong said, “whatta you want? Who gave you leave to snoop around this house?”
“You care?” I asked. “Why?”
Ding Dong shrugged. “Duster territory—that oughtta be enough.”
I eyed him close. “Yeah—but it ain’t. What’s your real reason?”
Ding Dong’s grin came back. “Always was smart, you little bastard. Mebbe I wanna pay you back for almost bustin’ my arm last time we met.”
I ignored that, still trying to figure how they’d come to be where we were at just that moment. “You didn’t know it was me in the carriage when you came down the street,” I said, thinking out loud. “The lady inside, she signaled to you—how come?”
As the boys tightened their bodies and started slapping their sticks into their open hands, Ding Dong moved on me slowly. “You don’t wanna have nothin’ to do with that lady, Stevepipe, you hear? I’m givin’ you real good advice: stay away from her and stay away from her house.”
There’s times when those of us born with what you might call wise mouths just can’t control them. For a second I thought of Kat; then I gave Ding Dong a vicious little grin of my own. “Don’t try to tell me she’s one of your girls, Ding Dong,” I said. “Only way you’d touch a woman over fourteen’s if she was your mother.”
At that Ding Dong lost his grin and swung hard for my head. I ducked under Frederick and went for the whip that stood by the seat of the calash. Ding Dong pursued, and then Cyrus got in front of the other boys, waving the brass knuckles. Before any actual blows could be exchanged, though, Miss Howard jumped down from the carriage, grabbed Ding Dong by the hair, and stuck the stubby barrel of her derringer hard against his head.
“Hold on, now!” she called to the other Dusters. “All of you! Just move away, we’re here on police business!”
Ding Dong had more sense than to try for the gun, but he did let out a laugh. “‘Police business’? A moll, a nigger, and a kid? I was born in the mornin’, sister, but it weren’t yesterday mornin’—”
Ding Dong grunted as Miss Howard slapped the gun across his head hard and then crammed the barrel back by his ear.
“One more word out of you, and there’ll be a forty-one-caliber bullet rattling around your empty skull! Now, tell your friends to move away!”
Hissing in pain, Ding Dong nodded. “Okay, boys—I think we made our point. No reason to go any farther with it.”
The other Dusters backtracked reluctantly, and Cyrus let his right hand drop just a bit. I kept the horsewhip held high, though, knowing these types better than my friends did and aware that we wouldn’t be really safe until they were out of sight. Miss Howard pushed Ding Dong toward his pals with a rough motion, one what made him stumble and then smile again.
“Rough little bitch, ain’t ya?” he said. “I’ll remember that. And you remember what I told you all: stay away from this house, and don’t ever—Jimmy!”
In a sudden movement what I’m sure they’d practiced many times in similar spots, one of the Dusters quickly tossed his axe handle to Ding Dong, who rushed past Cyrus and slapped the flat of the wood hard on Frederick’s haunch. The gelding reared in pain and confusion, and then, in a group, the Dusters all rushed Cyrus, who was alone on Frederick’s left side. Ding Dong got in one good shot with the axe handle to Cyrus’s ribs, while another of the boys managed to ram him hard in the chest with his thick piece of wood. The now-unarmed kid named Jimmy paid for all this by taking the brass knuckles in the face, and then Cyrus fended off another blow from the third mug.
By now Miss Howard had gotten around to them and was threatening to shoot, while I’d darted back under the still frantic Frederick and lifted the whip, letting fly at Ding Dong’s face. I cut him a nice little hole in his left cheek, causing him to go down on one knee. But before I could gloat too much, I turned to see that one of the Dusters had broken into a suicidal run at Miss Howard, making it impossible for her to take aim at the others, while another was poised to lay a vicious and maybe lethal blow to Cyrus’s head with his slab of wood.
I cried out, “Cyrus!” and rushed at the Duster—but I knew it was too late. The wood was about to come down, and the crazed, bloodthirsty cackle that came out of the kid indicated how bad the hit would be. But then, in a flash what was barely comprehendable— all the madness went out of the Duster’s face, and his eyes went round. He paused, arms high in the air, and then his jaw dropped into an expression of complete confusion. He managed to yell “Ding Dong?”—just that way, like a question—before he crumpled to the ground.
It was such a queer thing that everyone stopped for a few seconds to watch—except for me. Alone out of the group I had a view beyond the falling Duster, and I used it to quickly take in the street around us. My head moved just in time to see a little black kid—maybe ten years old, from the size of him, bushy-haired and dressed in clothes what were too big for him—running around the corner.
Ding Dong bolted over to his fallen boy, who by now was out cold. Miss Howard got her Duster to back off, finally, with the derringer, while Cyrus made ready to let Jimmy have another quick shot with the knuckles, one what Jimmy had the sense to run from. Ding Dong rolled the unconscious Duster over, and pulled something out of the back of his leg. “What the hell…?” he mumbled; then he looked up at me.
He was holding a plain, straight stick about ten inches long—and it was clear he figured I’d stuck his boy with it. “What the hell did you do to him, Stevie, you miserable—”
He made a run for me, but then Miss Howard fired the derringer into the air. That was enough for the Dusters, who’d rightly figured that she was mad enough by now to let one of them have her next bullet, what she quickly chambered. Like the miserable pack of crazed dogs they were, they all moved as one to pick up their unconscious pal, and then Ding Dong threw the stick down in front of me.
“I’ll remember this, Stevie,” he said quietly, without any grin now. “I’ll remember it when I’m giving Kat a good fuck tonight!”
With those words it was my turn to make a mad rush at him; but Cyrus got his big arms around me and I couldn’t do anything except watch Ding Dong laugh and disappear around the corner of Greenwich Street with his boys.
“And remember!” I heard him call from half a block away. “Stay away from that house—and that woman!”
The gunshot had brought the Isaacsons, the Doctor, and Mr. Moore out onto the street, while Nurse Hunter stood in her doorway, making like she was shocked and horrified by what was going on. We all managed to get ourselves calmed down, though in my case it was tough, and when the Doctor asked Miss Howard what had happened, she only said quietly, “Later, Doctor. I assume the child isn’t inside?”
The Doctor looked at her in a little surprise. “You assume correctly. But how?”
“This whole thing’s more complicated than it looks,” she answered, as she directed me to pick up the stick what’d struck the Duster. “And we need to get out of here. Now.”
The Doctor nodded, and then the four men reapproached Nurse Hunter, who’d come out onto the curb. “Were any of your people hurt, Doctor?” she asked, still seeming very concerned. “Can I help? I have some bandaging inside—”
“No, Mrs. Hunter,” he said, pretty sternly.
“There are some very dangerous types in this neighborhood, I’m afraid.” Nurse Hunter’s golden eyes locked onto the Doctor’s for just long enough to reveal that she meant her next words sincerely. “Perhaps you should go, before they come back with friends.”
The Doctor paused, studying her. “Yes,” he said. “Perhaps we should.”
“Let’s go, everybody, now!” Marcus called to the rest of us. “If I know the Dusters, they will be back, and there’ll be plenty of them.”
We all started to pile back
onto and into the calash—all, that is, except for the Doctor. He stood looking at Nurse Hunter, waiting for her to say something more. She never broke under his gaze; and after a few seconds she just arched one eyebrow, smiled a bit, and said:
“I’m sorry I couldn’t be any help with your investigation.”
The Doctor paused a second before answering. “Oh, but you have been, Mrs. Hunter. You have been.” He took a step toward her—and she took a step back, for the first time looking like she wasn’t in complete control of the situation. “Our visit has been very illuminating. And we shall continue our work. Rest—no—be assured of that.”
Finally he turned and got back into the calash. As he did, I saw Nurse Hunter spin on her heel, a lethal look coming into her face, and then charge through her front door, which she closed with a slam.
Frederick was by now fairly calm, but it wouldn’t have taken much to set him off again; so I didn’t give him the reins as a way of telling him to move, just clicked my tongue and let him set a pace of his own choosing, knowing that such freedom would work the last of the spook out of him. For the rest of us, however, that job would be a good piece more difficult. In the space of maybe ten minutes, an awful lot had happened, though none of us yet knew just how much; nor was any of us in a condition to launch into anything more than a brief recounting of the facts, so harrowing had our various sets of experiences been.
The first real order of business, as we crossed over Hudson Street and out of Duster territory, was a more practical affair: to make sure that the blows Cyrus had taken were not serious. Because of the great affection everyone had for the man, this turned out to be an effective and calming distraction. Cyrus and Mr. Moore switched places in the carriage—Mr. Moore joining me up top—so that the Doctor could give Cyrus’s ribs and chest a quick examination while the others anxiously asked him how he felt. He was bruised, all right, but unbroken, thanks to the enormous amounts of muscle that protected his bones. He’d been damned lucky—all of us out on the street had been, really, given who we’d been dealing with. As for what possible interest Ding Dong and the Hudson Dusters could have had in Elspeth Hunter or her house, that was, of course, only one of the hundred questions what had appeared unexpectedly, like ghouls, during our brief stop at Bethune Street; and it was quickly decided by the adults that they needed strong drink and perhaps some food in order to start sifting through it all. The pleasant morning had turned into a fine afternoon, with a cool north wind keeping temperatures in the low seventies. Given these conditions, we determined to make once again for the safe, inviting atmosphere of the outdoor terrace at the Café Lafayette, in order to digest some lunch along with our exploits.