Thanet was getting used to her now, and could see where she was heading. So he stood, feeling resigned, and waited for it.
'You really need an agent, just to keep you informed. Nothing permanent, or full-time, simply someone to be your eyes and ears on the continent. On a retainer basis. Don't you think?'
Thanet nodded, and sighed.
'Indeed,' he said, giving way gracefully. 'And I was rather hoping that Mr. Argyll . . .'
'Eh? Oh, yes,' said he. 'Delighted. Delighted. Anything to help.'
'Drink,' Morelli said after everyone had finally gone. He'd sneaked them out of the back and into his car, over the fence and across the neighbour's garden so the waiting press didn't see them. Pity about the neighbour's cactus collection, though. It would take years before Streeter won communal forgiveness. But then he probably wouldn't be living there much longer.
'You shouldn't. Not with all that junk in your bloodstream.'
'I know. But I need one. And I owe you one.'
A dingy bar, full of dingier people. Very nice.
'Your health,' he said from behind a beer.
'Salute,' she replied raising the glass. 'Pretty odd about Streeter tapping the office after all. Sneaky little sod.'
'Yes, interesting, that. Another example of museum politics at work.'
'How so?'
'Well,' the detective began, 'as you heard, he was Anne Moresby's lover. More than anyone he knew die Moresbys weren't a tender loving couple, and he suspected that Anne was behind the shooting somehow. Naturally, he was concerned that she not be arrested, so he did his best to keep what he assumed would be incriminating evidence under wraps.
'The trouble was that we started going after her anyway, and then all this business of the lover as accomplice came up. Streeter wasn't in the camera's view at the time of the murder, he knew that Anne Moresby had a perfect alibi and began to think that he was being set up.
'So he swapped sides. Instead of trying to protect her, he decided to incriminate her before she got him. Any indecision vanished when Argyll suggested he produce his tape. He thought Argyll had discovered it really existed. I'm not too sure who was more dimwitted, him or us.'
'If you think about it, none of them are exactly paragons, are they?' Argyll said. 'I mean, tax fiddles, murder, fraud, adultery, theft, framing each other for crimes, eavesdropping, firing people. They deserve each other, I reckon.'
There was a long pause as they considered this. Then Morelli smiled at the thought, and raised his glass once more. 'My thanks. I don't know whether we would have got him eventually without your help. Maybe we would. But your comment about the bust made Langton tell all. How did you find out where it was?'
She shrugged. 'I didn't. I haven't a clue.'
'None?'
'Not the foggiest. I made it up. I wanted to annoy him.'
'In that case it was lucky.'
'Not really. After all, not much depended on it. You could convict Moresby on the taped evidence alone.'
Morelli shook his head. 'Maybe, but every bit helps.'
'What were you grinning at when you were listening to that tape, by the way?'
The American gurgled with sheer pleasure. 'I told you we thought Thanet was carrying on with his secretary?'
Flavia nodded.
'Well, he was. In his office. Very passionate. I was just thinking how much I will enjoy myself when that tape is presented at the trial and is played to the entire courtroom.'
Argyll looked at them both with a rueful grin. 'This hasn't been a very impressive display, has it?'
'How do you mean?'
'We pointed the finger at the wrong murderer three times. We got Anne Moresby's lover wrong. Someone tried to murder me and I didn't even notice. Out of all of them Moresby was the only one I thought was basically OK. We invented a theft that didn't happen, and in the end only have a chance of getting a conviction because Streeter completely misunderstood me and Flavia told a whopping lie to Langton. And we still don't know what happened to that bust.'
Morelli nodded contentedly. 'A textbook case,' he said.
Chapter Sixteen
Hector di Souza was buried twice; once after a requiem Mass in Santa Maria sopra Minerva with full choir, dozens of attendants -including a real cardinal archbishop, the sort he'd always had a weakness for - and more cloth-of-gold vestments than you could shake a stick at. Friends, colleagues and enemies turned up in full force, dressed in their best, and the incense was burned like it was going out of fashion. Hector would have loved it. The march to the grave was appropriately solemn, the grave itself suitably verdant and the requiem dinner afterwards agreeably fine. No gravestone, yet. Enormously expensive, gravestones.
The second time he was buried in the accounts of the Moresby Museum; Argyll sent them a combined bill for transporting di Souza and his antiquities back to Italy and he heard no more of the matter. The beechwood coffin with brass trimmings got lost under the heading of post and packing for unwanted goods and the Mass went down as administrative expenses. All true, in a way, but not exactly poetic.
However sneaky they may have been in the past, the jolt of recent events seemed to reform the museum somewhat. The removal of Langton, and Streeter's decision to develop his consultancy on a more full-time basis lightened Samuel Thanet's universe to such an extent that he became almost obliging. Certainly, as far as Argyll was concerned, the director kept his word; Argyll got a cheque for his cancellation fee and a post-dated contract for the Titian within a fortnight. He and Byrnes came to an arrangement regarding future commissions and thankfully put aside any thought of his returning to England. And, within three months, the cheques for his retainer started arriving with commendable regularity. Not big, by the standards of art dealing, but more than sufficient to live off and have money left over.
There was a problem of accommodation, of course; the housing shortage in Rome has been chronic since the days of the Renaissance popes and there is no sign of that changing before the end of the next millenium. In the end, he lodged with Flavia until he got organised. But the practical solution was largely disingenuous; both were primarily concerned to see what happened. To their mutual amazement, the arrangement worked extraordinarily well and he eventually gave up even the pretence of looking for anything of his own. Domestically speaking, she was a complete pig, having developed not a single housewifely skill in her entire life, but that was OK; Argyll was not exactly houseproud either.
Domestic matters sorted out, Flavia got back to work with a vengeance and a cheery insouciance that made Bottando both relieved at the change and complacent about his original diagnosis of her ill humour. Among more routine matters, she interrogated Collins at the Borghese, took a statement from him about his involvement with Langton, got him to admit burgling Alberghi, picked up the other oddments he'd stolen from his flat, sent them back to their rightful owner - together with a stern recommendation that he look after them this time - and packed the young and foolish man off to California for a little chat with Morelli. For her own part she persuaded Bottando not to bring any charges against him. No point in being vindictive; it just created paperwork and she doubted whether he'd ever do the like again. Not in Italy, anyway; not with a passport stamped like that.
And then it was truffle season, one of the highlights of any thinking person's year. Black ones, white ones, and sported ones. Cut thin and scattered as liberally as you can afford over fresh pasta. Worth travelling several hundred miles for, so you can eat them fresh. And to one restaurant in particular, which is so good that it appears in no guides, no gazettes and is scarcely known to anyone outside the Umbrian hilltown where it has been seducing tastebuds for a generation.
Flavia was even reluctant to tell Argyll where it was, but he got the information out of her eventually, and he decided that it was time to celebrate his return to full mobility by taking her to lunch. And en route, she had the brainwave of what to get him for his birthday. He was thirty-one and beginning to feel hi
s age. It is the time of life when even the most optimistic get their first glimpse of senile decay looming up over the horizon.
A fine lunch of truffles, mushrooms and Frascati did something to reconcile him to the vale of tears through which he was passing at such alarming speed, however, and he was in a much more benevolent mood by the time he loaded himself into the passenger seat of Flavia's car and they set off erratically on the road once more.
True to his Californian decision, he not only refrained from criticising the speed at which she drove, he even managed to avoid flinching every time she overtook. But as far as he could see there was no absolute ban on asking where they were going, even if it was a surprise.
She just smiled, and kept on driving. Only as they swept on to the road to Gubbio did he begin to have an inkling and even then he kept his conclusions to himself. It would be a pity to spoil it by guessing.
He was right though; she parked near the main square, led the way down the side streets and knocked on a door. Signora Borunna answered, and smiled as Flavia apologised for disturbing them.
The smile was not as gentle as before; rather there was a sad tinge about it which she found disconcerting. But they were invited in and Flavia explained that she wanted to take up the offer of a piece of sculpture. To buy, of course.
'I'm sure Alceo would be honoured, my dear,' she said quietly. 'I shall go this minute and find him. He's in the cafe up the road.'
She walked to the door and then hesitated.
'Signorina, please,' she said, turning round to face them. 'I need to ask you something.'
'By all means,' she replied, a little puzzled by the woman's manner.
'It's Alceo, you see. He's not been the same - since he heard about poor Hector. He feels, well, he feels a little guilty.'
'Why on earth should he feel guilty?' Flavia asked, even more surprised.
'Well, that's it, you see. I was wondering if you would listen to him. Tell him he did nothing wrong. I know it was unforgivable, but it was with the very best intentions . . .'
'Signora, I don't understand a word of what you're saying.'
'I know. But it would be good if Alceo would unburden himself. And if you could find it in your heart to forgive him . . .'
'I can't imagine what there is to forgive. I'll gladly listen, though.'
She nodded, apparently reassured, and went off to fetch her husband. While she was gone Argyll slowly went round examining the man's handiwork. They were, he said, wonderful. Even though they were new, he would love one of these. And what a marvellous present, he added, giving her an appreciatory squeeze.
'I wish I knew what's got into Signora Borunna,' she said as Argyll held up a madonna and indicated that his life would be complete if he were to be given that. 'Seemed such a jolly person last time I was here.'
'Soon find out,' he replied as the door opened once more and the pair of them came in, the wife leading and the sculptor dragging in behind.
Borunna was greatly changed; grey and haggard, he looked as though he had aged a decade in a couple of months. He now looked old, and didn't look happy. The tranquil contentment had vanished.
Flavia had been brought up to believe that telling people in their seventies that they looked awful was insensitive, so she confined herself to greeting him cautiously and introducing Argyll. She omitted to mention the madonna; that would have to wait until later. But what exactly was she meant to say to him?
Fortunately Borunna helped her out. Eyes cast down, he slumped into a battered armchair, took a deep breath and began for her.
'I suppose you want a full confession,' he said heavily.
Both of them were completely bemused by now. So she sat down and decided it would be best not to say anything at all.
He took that as agreement and began again. 'Well, I'm glad. Especially now. I've felt so dreadful since I heard about Hector being killed. I should have told you everything then. But I wanted to protect him, you see. When I think I could have saved him . . .'
'Perhaps you ought to start at the beginning?' Flavia prompted, hoping that this would enable her to make some sense of it.
'I was only acting for the best,' he said. 'I knew that Hector would lose the bust, but compared to being put in jail, or deported, that seemed to be getting off lightly. I thought he'd approve, you see. And he would have done, if I hadn't made such a fearful mess. I provoked him, you see. It was my viciousness that caused all this.'
'And how, exactly, was that? In your own words, that is,' she said, looking up for inspiration at Signora Borunna.
He sighed heavily, rubbed his eyes, thought long and deeply and eventually brought himself to begin his tale. 'Hector came round to our house when he got back from the Swiss border. He was in a dreadful state. Absolutely panicked. His life was coming to an end, he said. The bust had been confiscated, he'd already spent the money he'd been paid for it, he would be prosecuted for smuggling.'
'This is 1951, you mean? Right?'
'Of course.'
'Just making sure. Carry on.'
'He was worried that was just the beginning. What if they searched out where it had come from? I reminded him that he'd claimed to have bought it at a sale. He had, he told me. But he didn't know how it got into the sale in the first place. What if it had been stolen? He didn't know, but he knew who was going to get any blame.
'It took us an entire evening to calm him down. He was completely distraught. Never, he said, would he do anything so stupid again.
'It looked as though he wasn't going to get away with it. About a week later he received two letters. One was from the Borghese saying that their examination of the bust was complete, they were convinced it was genuine and would he come round to discuss it. Another from the police, saying that papers in his case had been passed on to the public prosecutor's office which would inform him in due course of any action to be taken. That, as you know, meant that some action would be taken.
'Hector was crazy with worry. And, to be frank, he was driving us crazy as well. He was not a bad man, you see. If he'd been a real crook he would have handled it much better. He was careless and got caught out, that was all.
'I felt sorry for him. We both did, my wife and I. She was particularly keen that we try and help him. They were such good, old friends. Then I got the idea . . .'
Here he lapsed into an introspective and depressed silence again. Flavia sat impassively, waiting for him to come out of it and continue the story.
He did eventually, looking at her properly for the first time with an almost defiant look.
'It was a good idea. I went to the local library and found a picture of the bronze copy of the bust in Copenhagen . . .'
'So that was how you knew about that,' she said, speaking for almost the first time.
'Yes, that's right. And I studied it carefully, and made drawings. Dozens of them. Then I went to my workshop in the Vatican.
'I didn't have much time, so the workmanship was not my best, but it was passable. I used old fragments of marble that were left over from a job we'd done repairing bomb damage. In three days I had enough to pass muster. I made an appointment at the Borghese and went round, with my notepad and my fragments.
'I was shown into the office of a little man in the museum. I must say, I didn't like him. One of those cold, arrogant, snobbish little men you come across sometimes. The sort who rhapsodise about sculpture but sneer at sculptors. I was a communist in those days, and perhaps a bit more sensitive to these things. It made me all the more determined, especially when it came out that he was the man who'd been assessing Hector's Bernini.
'So I ask him, "Are you finished?"
'"Oh, indeed," says he.
'"And what do you think?"
'"I don't see how it concerns you. But, if you're interested, it's a very fine piece. One of The Master's best early works. It would have been scandalous had it been lost to the country."
'"I'm sure Hector didn't mean ..."
'"Sig
nor di Souza is a scoundrel and a crook," he says, in a nasty tone. "And I intend to ensure personally that he pays the price. I had a word with the prosecutor only this morning, and he is in full agreement. This sort of behaviour must be stamped out. An exemplary punishment will warn others."
'So you could see, that it didn't look good for Hector at all. This man was out to get him. I hated him, I must confess. There he was, all sleek and well-dressed. He didn't have to search around for food or worry where the next meal was coming from. He, with his family and his connections and his money, didn't have to concern himself with making a living. And he was so sure of himself. So self-righteous.
'"You're impressed by the bust, then?" I ask him.
'"Yes," he replies. "Bernini has been my life's work, and I have never seen a better example."